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How different would life be if the teeth had the ability to heal itself?
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I'd drink way more soda.
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When would you be glad that things went wrong?
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Milton Hershey (yes that Hershey)
Bought a ticket to sail on the Titanic but something went wrong with a business deal and he had to miss getting on the ship.
I'd say that satisfies.
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What if you’re a 31 year old female, a YouTuber with no financial stability and your Indian parents keep pestering you to get married?
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r/oddlyspecific
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How do you eat an octopus?
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Very carefully
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What are common names of the 80's?
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Maximus, Decimus, Meridius.
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At what point do you let go of a fading relationship with an ex semi-step parent (parent never married them) who did so much for you as a child, but the partnership/relationship between that person and your parent did not last?
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Whenever you're ready.
That person may still care about you, at least memories of you. You may still care about them. Maybe not. There's nothing wrong with sending an occasional email, nor saying you need space.
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What is the funniest way you’ve seen someone break up with there SO?
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Me.
"But I still love you!"
"Okay."
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What do you think is the biggest problem with today’s society?
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Seeing news and social media as REALITY.
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What two animated characters are the best old married couple?
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Bob and Linda from Bob’s Burgers (they’re not that old but they’re kinda old)
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If you could study any career, what would you study? According with your answer, how would you expect to be your work?
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I would become a zoologist. Do something with reptiles
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What is the most accurately portrayed movie based on a book?
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Fight Club was pretty well spot on.
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What is your height and what is your ideal height?
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I’m 5’6”
Ideal height is 3’11”
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How would the world change if we found out mosquitos now carry rabies?
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We are well overdue for a mosquito vaccine
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What is the most ridiculous/pretentious job title you’ve seen a company use instead of “sales associate” to make the job seem more interesting or exclusive than it actually is?
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Worked for a chain restaurant where they called the waiters "Service Champions," the host/busser "Hospitality Guides," the bar tender "Energy Champions,". Can't remember what they called the manager but it was also something equally cheesy.
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What is dumbest/funniest way you have injured yourself?
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Picked up a cactus plant as a kid just to see why a cactus didn’t have spikes.
Turns out it did have spikes, but they were very small and thin so they looked like fuzz. And that was how I got hundreds of needles in my hand.
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Who decided where the longitude lines are? Is there any physical reason 0 degrees is in Greenwich besides the fact that it was voted on?
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Nope. They had to pick somewhere though
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What movie would you recommend to an alien to watch for the first time?
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Alien.
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If you had a reset your skill points button, would you use it? If so, how would you spend them this time?
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Put them all in luck
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Ladies what’s the best lip plumper you’ve used?
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I've never used one, they seem kinda sketchy to me
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How would you use the word "foreskin" in a movie title?
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Rumple Foreskin
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What’s a good field to try and get into during this “labor shortage”?
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forget labor shortage - get into HVAC and AC... the world is only getting hotter and people are starting to melt.
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Parents, what’s the most concerning thing you found in your child’s browser history?
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"How to murder your father" was in Google search history.
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What is your favorite song and why is it not baby by Justin Bieber?
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It's not baby bc I have ears that hear things
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Why do you comment on a post and then later delete your comment?
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to have no history
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Which fictional character do you think is beyond redemption?
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Dolores Umbridge
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What's your biggest fantasy/dream in life? Might be a place to visit, someone to meet, something to have, what do you desire most?
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Live on the beach and be financially ok.
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How are you really doing?
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I feel dizzy far too often, and I am not entirely sure why.
I blame food.
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In what order do you dress up?
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Underwear pants shirt socks shoes
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What’s the strangest yet most delicious food combination you’ve ever tried?
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Maybe it's a cliché, but I discovered dill pickles and chocolate ice cream while pregnant, and still like it.
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If the zombie apocalypse were to start right where you’re at and the only weapon is one item close to you, how screwed are you?
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Either a metal walking cane or a heavy crowbar......or a bottle of lucozade.
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What life skill did you learn embarrassingly late in your life?
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Tying my shoes, I was like 12
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What is the worst movie adaption of a book?
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The entire divergent series
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What paradigm shift would have the greatest impact on society for the better?
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That the "other side" isn't as evil as one would assume. There's a lot of middle ground that we've been trained to ignore.
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What are some easy ways to make $20k quickly?
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Stocks. Gambling. Unfortunately, you can lose $20k just as fast… if not faster.
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Letters change if you hum vs whisper. Z has S. V has F. D has T. B has P. G has K. Why doesn't TH have an alternate whispered form?
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I think you have stumbled upon the voiced/unvoiced difference in consonants.
Humming = Voiced
Whispering = Unvoiced
TH in English is interesting. Try saying "the theater". "The" will sound voiced (hummed), "theater" will sound unvoiced (whispered), at least in my accent.
English writing does not distinguish the two, because there is no pair of words which are different by just the TH sound being unvoiced/voiced (think tuck/tug for K/G or pail/bail for P/B).
TL;DR: The letter pair TH covers both "hummed" and "whispered" forms, because that difference does not matter for English.
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What is one of your favorite drinks?
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Milk. I can't go a single day without a good, cold glass of milk
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What is the most embarassing moment of your life?
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I went to an acting audition and I am not an actor
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What is the best insult you can come up with without using swear words?
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You are an open book written for very stupid children.
^^^Thank ^^^you, ^^^Umbrella ^^^Academy
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What’s the weirdest dream you’ve ever had?
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When I was in middle school I had a dream I got a bad grade in math on my report card. To punish me my mom and my stepdad sat me down at night and told that they were going to throw me in the ocean as punishment. The next morning they took me out in a boat and threw me into the ocean. I watched as they sailed away. I was swimming when suddenly a massive squid was behind me. It grabbed me from behind and pulled my pants down. Then it took it’s dick and balls out and plunged it into my asshole. It continues until it ejaculated ink my ass. Afterwards it put me in a white wedding dress. Suddenly I hear church bells and I see an underwater church where other squids and jellyfish are attending the wedding. After the wedding the squid carried me off into the distance and then I woke up.
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What would happen if a mad scientist gave a bunch of dolphins rabies?
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One crazy summer answers this with the in movie movie Foam
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If gay girl don’t like guy, why gay girl like girl that look like guy?
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Anyone else read this in a foreign accent?
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What are the most annoying and painful mobile game ads you’ve ever seen in youtube?
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Have you guys seen that ad where you're pregnant and your husband is cheating on you and stuff? Why does youtube think I am interested in that stuff?!
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What are some problematic things that make 0 sense?
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Racism
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You can change the name of humanity to anything you want, what would you call it?
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A mistake
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what’s the point in wearing condoms?
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To keep your dumb ass genes from infecting the next generation
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What is a thing so random but causes so much stress?
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Flat tire.
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People who take pictures of food and post it to social media, why?
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I believe it's because they are so simple that everything is amazing to them and they want to show everyone.
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What was the worst thing you saw someone trying to steal at a store?
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An ATM.
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What’s your favourite fast food restaurant and why?
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Wendy's because Chili is a kick-ass side for the added protein and fibre.
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What's the real-life equivalent of "use it, or you lose it."?
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A gallon of milk
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Star Wars fans, what's your favorite quote?
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"That's not how the force works!"
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What is love to you?
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Different kinds. My kids bringing me home art from preschool to put on my office wall. My wife baking something that smells delicious. My dog losing her mind when I walk in the door. Stuff like that.
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U.K. - 0300 all the burglar alarms in our area just went off including our deactivated one. Why?
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That's happening to me too! But that could be because someone's house is on fire
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What are some specific or weird laws?
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You can't dance in public, that's a odd one for my town
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How do you be a productive member of society?
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Taxes <screams in agony> fucking taxes
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Anime fans, if you wanted to introduce someone to the genre, what series would you start with to get them hooked?
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Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood
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What’s the next big thing?
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Your Mom. Oh wait, that's the old big thing...
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Doctors, does it really matter where you graduate from? Why on earth go $500,000 in debt if you can get the same degree and MD title for $100,000? Were you aware of the insane debt cost? Does/will your salary make it worth it?
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When you want to specialize, and many physicians do, those programs and fellowships are highly competitive and have very few slots, sometimes, like 3. A high GPA from a prestigious med school and a compelling application can be the deciding factor.
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What is the biggest lesson you’ve learnt during the pandemic?
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I can truly work from the moon or hell if there’s broadband.
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What’s your favorite spongebob quote?
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The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma...
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What is the simplest gift you still have after many years?
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Starter for bread from my Grand.
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What's the craziest thing you were afraid would happen, that actually ended up happening?
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When my dog Oscar slept I would always stop whenever I walked past him to make sure he was breathing. Did it every time, I knew it was silly.
Then one night he died in his sleep. I walked past him, waited for him to breathe, he didn't. He was already gone.
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How was it like being a middle-eastern/South Asian during 9/11 in and after 2001?
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Pretty shitty, Indian used to wear a turban so lots of names and weird looks for a couple years. Had a couple unfortunate fights at school from kids being dumb kids. Generally people were afraid and then it faded as people started understanding the difference and being more educated.
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You are given a generous budget to create the most absurd reality show ever, what is your pitch for the pilot?
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College students have to answer simple questions about current events and political issues. Most of them would only be able to regurgitate far left talking points from college indoctrination.
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Whats tge most unexplainable thing that has ever happend to you?
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growing up
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What was the last song to get stuck in your head?
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Kansas “Carry on my Wayward Son”
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Where in the world is Carmen San Diego ?
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I last saw her on Netflix
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What is your weirdest "How did you guys meet?" story?
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I met someone who joked about chopping off my fingers after she caught me looking at her. We laughed and talked it out lets just say a month later we ended things.
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What's a small thing that you started doing that changed your life?
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drinking water instead of soda
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What's your the one-that-got-away?
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I waited in line for a corn dog at a music festival for 45 min. and then dropped it on the dirty ground when I was walking away. Still hungry btw!
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What have been the moments that you just went "welp that's enough internet for today"?
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Every time I open Facebook
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how can you care less about stuff?
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Think about something else
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Which people don't deserve the amount of success they get?
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Everyone more successful than me.
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What Reality Show would you show aliens if they asked for the trashiest show we have?
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The kardashians
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What is the recipe for the best meal you have ever made?
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I can see right through you Sam, you are not getting my lemon bar recipe!
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What was the moment you came closest to dying?
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When I was caught tugging to feet pics
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What do you eat when you don’t know what you want to eat?
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Bowl of cereal.
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What is one opinion you have that you think both Republicans and Democrats would disagree with?
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That they both suck.
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What stereotypes are actually pretty accurate?
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I waited tables in college. Everything you’ve heard online about which genders and race combos are typically good vs bad tippers is shockingly, and sadly accurate- with *very few* exceptions. And all servers know it.
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Where do people post used car classified ads these days?
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Facebook marketplace
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What is your proudest accomplishment?
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Graduated college this April. First in my family’s generation to do so, even though I have 2 older cousins.
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True crime lovers, why?
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It’s fascinating and as the number 1 possible victim of murder I like knowing about it
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What was the best mic drop moment you witnessed?
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I don’t wanna battle I’m outie, here tell these people something they don’t know about me
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If you were to retire tomorrow, where would it be?
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I would love to visit Vietnam with no general time frame or urgency to get home. I went once in the 90s to visit family but I was just a little tyke. Likely something that can only happen after retirement, looking forward to it though.
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What people gained a fortune without doing anything?
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Some rich parent's lazy kids...
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What are the most grueling, but least paid jobs?
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Farm workers, working in 100+ degree sun paid by the pound...
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What youtube channels do you watch to relax?
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There are some channels that have ASMR-like vids from POV of someone driving around the city. No music/talking, just driving ambiance. Pretty chill for background playing
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What is the dumbest experience you cherish with friends or family?
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I was playing guess the childhood theme song in a car ride home from another state with 3 friends, and it was the funniest 2 hours that ever happened to me.
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scientists have almost always been wrong through history, yet now people seem to blindly believe someone if they hold the title of scientist, and questioning them is seen as stupid, why?
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Science says nothing about the reliability of anyone calling themselves scientists. It only informs you of what realities are demonstrable and repeatable that we can use to build up our understanding of the physical world. If you are a scientist it is your duty to be critical, not to have beliefs. There are no claims in science that are free from being criticized if you can produce demonstrable and repeatable evidence to the contrary.
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What's the one sibling you dislike the most and why?
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My sister.
She complains about laziness of her coworkers, but shows up to my parents house and doesn't participate in chores.
She also uses my parents house as a hotel, only showing up in between parties, working, and being with her boyfriend.
Also manipulates my parents, specifically my mother, into believing that by putting restrictions in her teens, (curfew, staying at home in teens, etc) that now my parents believe they held her back.
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Was at a puja yesterday, and the pandit ji asked a 10 year old kid which God is his favorite, and he said Thor, to which the parents laughed and explained that he is just a fictional figure and doesn't exist in reality. Which GOD variant is your favorite?
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The irony in there. Mine is batman btw
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What are some books that are laugh out loud funny?
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Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy
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What's the craziest instance of Murphy's law happening in your life, that still pisses you off when you think about it now?
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Everyone knows Murphy's Law, but have you heard of Cole's Law?
Is shredded cabbage in dressing.
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What is the most offensive thing you can say ever?
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Biden is doing a great job
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People who have been (or currently are in) a satanic cult, what’s it like?
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More cults tend to be linked to a popular god than satan.
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What is the worst case of professional negligence that you've ever seen at your job?
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Pedicab companies in Boston used to make you sign ridiculous contracts basically making you take all responsibility for maintenance of the cab which you don't even have sole ridership of, nor the tools to fix or even permission to work on really. Of course they would be incredibly badly maintained. The hydraulic brakes didn't quite work. If you had three people on board and you were going down a hill, better start praying. The bench seats for the passengers would be broken in half but if you didn't ride that shift you'd have to pay up anyway. Was pretty upset nobody ever took them to court over it.
They're better maintained nowadays...
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We all know about sore losers. What’s an example of a “sore winner”?
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Lewis Hamilton - Evidence.. Watch Post race Silverstone interview
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What is something you still wouldn't do, even if your life depended on it?
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Hurt animals.
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What do you think about people who inherit their parents fortune?
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To each their own
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What’s your favorite beverage?
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Water
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