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What movie was so bad that you walked out of the cinema?
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Highlander Endgame
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When did you realize you had “grown up?”
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I'd have to say when I bought a house a couple years ago.
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what’s the pettiest thing you’ve ever done?
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Where do I begin lol
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People whos ear piercings are ever so slightly not in the same spot on one ear, does it bother you?
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My dad did my 2nd ear piercings. 1st was done by pro when I was a toddler. They just feel so confusing and uneven that I just gave up on them.
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Your username is the name of the dish you'll be serving to Gordon Ramsay to rate. What's the dish and how would he react?
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He'd have all the right to be mad
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What is the worst zodiac sign (state your reasoning)?
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I've seen awfull people in each so dunno
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Whats the most expensive thing you've eaten? How worth it was it?
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A prostitute from Vegas
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What temporary or seasonal flavor of your favorite snack or drink do you wish would be a permanent option?
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Egg Nog
100%.
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Which country do you think is doing things right, quality of life, nature, respect?
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Not the united states
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how does water flow up hill?
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water pressure. there is a lot of downhill water pushing it. That an manmade pumps.
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What is a love song whose lyrics actually signal an unhealthy relationship?
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God help me but the police. Every breath you take gets pretty intense. Oh can’t you see? You belong to me? And my poor heart aches with every breath you take
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What job doesn’t get nearly the level of recognition that it deserves?
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People that help the disabled and old. Like cooking and cleaning and bathing.
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How do you fall asleep when you’re really struggling to?
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As an insomniac, I don’t.
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What popular book did you resist reading but once you started you decided it deserved the hype?
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Harry Potter. I hated fantasy books. My new friends were obsessed with HP and my English homework was to read a chapter book I've never read before. I definitely understood the hype after reading it.
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What was the weirdest dream you've had that you still remember?
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I was on a train made almost entirely in glass except for the window panes, they were gold. The train was gliding in outer space, and I remember “seeing” the sun setting.
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What makes you happy with life?
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Music, friends, family, traveling, and disc golf. Mostly music.
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People who drive fancy cars, what makes it different from driveing normal cars?, what do you not like about driving it?
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I drive a 2010 Mercedes C250 ( V6 NA, RWD , ~ 230HP) in the top trim (Avant Garde).
Different - driving experience is better than most vehicles in a lower price range. Power, handling, suspension, shocks they're all definitely a shade or more better than a cheaper Honda / Ford / Hyundai etc.
It's interiors are also uplifting and generally lift my mood when I'm in it.
This vehicle I'm my country cost ~ USD 70k in 2010 not adjusted for inflation.
Now here what I'm not a fan of - 1) Maintenance costs. Parts are expensive and labor fees are unreasonable. The car is super reliable but, parts that do fail (rubbers / seals / some aux parts like AC Compressor / battery / bulbs) are frankly a bitch to replace.
2) technology - even entry level vehicles now are loaded with tech. A 2010 Mercedes looks like it's a decade old on this front. It's quite disappointing but, to me a vehicle is a mode of transport and I'm happy with a low tech interior.
LASTLY - Safety. 11 airbags and built like a tank, you cannot ignore the safety difference between a built to budget product Vs a proper vehicle. This is big for me.
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What’s an under appreciated profession?
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Septic work.
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What's the strangest food combo you've tried that turned out to be pretty good?
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Ranch on baked potatoes. I get called weird for it, but I like it.
I want to try the trend where people put mustard on watermelon.
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You're given $10,000 towards education, but any leftover money expires in a year, and it can't be used to pay existing loans. How do you spend it?
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Taking a couple of classes.
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Your dog is at school and you get a call from the principal. What did your dog do?
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anal
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What’s the kindest thing a teacher has ever done for you?
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Son of a gun gave me an A.
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People who cheated on there significant other,why?[serious]
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The most common answer I get when I ask this question is, "I wasn't getting what I needed."
So instead of working to improve the relationship so they can get what they need, they take the gutless way out and cheat.
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What natural remedies do you swear by and what do they treat?
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Sleep. Cures a lot of things.
Also water.
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What do you wish you could do, but feel you can't for some strange reason?
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My only limitation is the lack of fund$
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Your username is what every person on earth suddenly falls asleep and dreams about at the same exact time, what is the dream?
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Imagine being high on math (not meth)
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What is the most powerful work of art in the world, regardless of medium such as painting, music, literature, poetry, sculpture, archeology, etc?
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Picture of earth from Voyager
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What is something that SCREAMS your city/state/country/etc. but a local would never be caught doing?
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incest
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You have a teleporter between two places that is known only to you and unlimited use only for you and what you can carry. Which two places would you pick and why?
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My home and under the inserts of whatever shoes I happen to be wearing
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Who is the first character you could think of when you hear the word "overpowered" ?
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Superman
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What is your best useless skill?
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Gleeking
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What type of alcohol makes you horny?
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The right amount
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What are some things you wish will remain part of the 'new normal' even after the Covid pandemic ends?
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wearing a mask when sick
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What Was Your Fondest Memory Of High School?
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Knowing I never have to do anything like that again in my life.
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Your favorite villain has a crush on you, what do you do?
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Thanos is gay for me? The fuck?
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What’s the best insult you’ve ever heard or used?
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If a parrot had your brain it would fly backwards
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how would you deal with a snitch?
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Grab it before Harry does.
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Is it a social norm, in 2021, to be sexually attracted to breasts? What is acceptable for today's society?
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What the fuck?
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What did you buy with your first paycheck?
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A dinner for my family.
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If life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. What do you do with other unwelcome items to turn them into something nice?
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When life gives you cocks, make cockroaches
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Pretend to incorrectly answer this question... how was your day today?
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17
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What’s your go to 3am snack?
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cereal!
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[Serious] - how do you combat weight gain from stress and exhaustion, when you have no motivation?
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Get help with the depression first. Attitude truly is everything...
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What is the weirdest thing to cause you to go to the hospital?
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Ghosts. I went to an abandoned hospital.
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What is the best advice you've received?
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Don't get too attached to people
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For those of you who have been in a physical altercation, what happened?
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He got beat up
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What are three breeds of unrelated animals would you want to have as a pet and why?
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Lemurs are cool even tho they’d wreck your house.
Cats Because it’s obvious they rock
And then maybe a red panda
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People who say DATA instead of DATA, what’s wrong with you?
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Do you say day-tah or dah-tah?
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What is a collection of games released as a single game called ?
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An anthology
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What is the weirdest sounding language ?
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Swahili with the clicks in it
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What’s a question you hate being asked?
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Why are you so quiet?
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People under 20, What kind of music do you listen to?
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Old school hip-hop, rap and R&B
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In the 90s teachers would say "No calculators, what are you going to do - carry one with you everywhere?" What do they say now that everyone has phones?
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In some situations, solving math problems more manually can help you understand the theory behind it. This was at least my experience with stats. I understood much more in the class where we had to do stuff by hand than just being able to punch it into a computer program.
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Replace one word in a famous quite with "orgasm." What do you get?
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I orgasmed, I saw, I conquered
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Who washes your underwear?
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You're suppose to wash them?
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Ladies: How attractive is it if he plays the oboe?
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100% panty dropper
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[Serious] If you find out a friend or coworker is a mens rights activist, what are your thoughts?
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Handshake? Congrats? Is this supposed to be bad?
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What’s the best time to pop bubble wrap?
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at a funeral
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What is the coolest thing you’ve ever done, that you will probably never be able to replicate again?
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I used to do Parkour when I was younger and it was fun and risky, probably the coolest but dumbest thing I ever did
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What's something funny your parents told you they did when they were a teenager?
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Dad got drunk took too much acid woke up with a tattoo, my brother did the same thing
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What game is too overrated?
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Fortnite is WAYY to overrated. It's unbelievable!
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Which profession hires the dumbest people?
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Whoever the hell is "playing" those mobile game ads. Even my technology illeterate grandmother's grandfather could do better with their hands tied behind their back while they're riding a rabid elephant.
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What are the most meta songs out there - you know, songs about songs or song writing?
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King Crimson, [Happy With What You Have to Be Happy With](https://youtu.be/fK1misWrkfo)
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What is the way to see John Cena?
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I have "Cena" lot of him in movies.
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What could you give a full hour presentation on if you had no preparation?
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Anything, really. I'm pretty good at sounding like I know what the fuck I'm talking about while having no clue.
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What are your go to snacks when you wake up in the middle of the night?
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Glass of water
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People that got adopted by a stray cat what's your stories?
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I had to saw meow my whole life and had to do all the chores and I need to drink some milk .
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Has there been a movie or a video clip which u saw a long back but it still gives u nightmares? If yes what was it?
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Any final destination clip I stumbled upon on YouTube. The gymnastics one fucked me up for a bit
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How do you use dark mode on mobile?
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It’s in settings
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What’s Your most yolo moment in life?
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I live in a townhouse.
Had to trek through the whole house with my two parents and younger brother in the depths of the night, down the stairs and across the tile floor to microwave food without waking up the entire continent.
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What should not be considered a sport?
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Golf. It's a slow walk through the park where you stop and hit rocks with sticks..
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What is the worst advice you've ever been given?
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If you cook ghost pepers it lowers the spice
It gased my house and burned everyones eyes snd mouths
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What’s it like to penetrate your wife for the first time?
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That’s actually a really good question. Lemme ask my wife’s boyfriend, I’ll let you know ASAP.
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why wearing a tracksuit to the church is considered inappropriate?
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The same reason it's inappropriate to wear one to a job interview, a funeral, a court hearing, etc - society considers these to be occasions with a higher level of formality and expects that an equal level of formality be applied to clothing when attending them.
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What sexual/non-sexual thing have you accomplished in the past 2 years?
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i killed the enderdragon in mc
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How do you rate kidney vs skin donation in importance?
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I put Kidney higher. With perforation and grafting technology, a functional skin graft takes very little skin. I can live with an ugly skin graft, living in a hospital on full time dialysis sounds terrible.
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People who think without a narration / voice in their head, what is going on in your head when you are thinking?
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"People who think without a narration / voice in their head, what is going on in your head when you are thinking?" ThatBoyHanz said.
ShitpostDeputy considered giving a serious answer to this inquiry before realizing that they did, in fact, have a narrator's voice in their head, and wanted the OP to know about it for no reason.
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What pet do you have?
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A stray gray tabby named Abbie Normal
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What’s something you told people that they thought you were nuts but turned out to be true?
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Whitetail deer will eat meat
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What genuinely scared you in school?
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My English teacher
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How did others' lack of basic knowledge about your medical condition or disability impact you?
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Lots of pointless physical therapy that never improved anything
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What mythical creature fascinates you?
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I used to fantasize about being the one to discover the Loch Ness monster. I'd go to the Loch with sonar and sweep the whole thing, top to bottom.
Third grade me had dreams man.
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If given the chance to get back in time with no point of return and you are only allowed to bring one thing with you. What would it be and when is that timeline in the past you want to go back to?
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Probably some kind of book that contains enough information on how to craft firearms or at least how to create gunpowder. I've seen someone create a makeshift shotgun out of pipes and basic tools. It wasn't super powerful but I'm sure given a while I could figure out how to build one. Then I'd transport back to the 1400s or some shit and rape and pillage across the world until I died of the flu.
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How did you figure out what you wanted to pursue for your life career?
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I didn’t and I hope to never figure that out. I’m 29 and made three career changes and planning to make another soon. Went from investment risk management, data analytics, software development and onto the next. Life is too short to be in a “life” career for me.
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What's something you waste money on but don't care?
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dogecoin 🐕
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What shows that someone has set good boundaries for themselves?
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Waking up early, setting goals, planning time with people well
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What is a moment that you have experienced where you have been a guardian angel or had one?
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I feel like this thread is gonna full up with narcissists who are telling their “I was a guardian angel story” when it was like “my friend tripped and I helped them up”. To those who were going to do something like this, please don’t.
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What song was ruined for you because it was constantly played in a workplace environment?
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All I want for Christmas is you by Mariah Carey
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[Serious] What are your thoughts on the idea that, as technology and society advances and more people are taken care of and live in relative comfort, this will create a generation of entitled and lazy individuals who will become consumed by materialism and greed? Why, why not?
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I’m inclined to lean towards disagreement, if only because this has been a debate since ancient times. A more recent historical example mentions the switch from chalkboards in classrooms to pen and paper.
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What's your comfort show, movie or anime?
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Is always sunny in Philadelphia
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what’s a true crime case that made your skin crawl?
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So. Many. But the two kids who killed a toddler (UK, I think) and the Toybox Killer (US) takes the cake.
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How could one break a bone on purpose?
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Hammer would be the fastest way.
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Ladies: What would you think if you told your guy friend you had a date with a new guy and your guy friend said the new guy knows where the good stuff is?
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Contact your local police department
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What is your best decision of your life?
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Asking that girl out
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What band did you like less and less every time you would listen to them?
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Imagine Dragons. They just suck.
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What was a nightmare you had long ago but still hunts you to this day?
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Freddy Krueger, he hunts everyone
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What goal do you think humanity is not focused enough on achieving?
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The environmental catastrophe unfolding due to human industry.
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What is the most interesting theory about what will happen in the world in the next 20 years?
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I honestly think because of this pandemic and the high volume use of Telehealth, in the next 20 years the healthcare industry will see more implementation of health services with Telehealth.
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What's the longest you've gone without sleep (and why)?
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5 days on Meth, then I slept for 5 days after…
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What is your most concern right now?
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I'm a bad person
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