Ynir/idk_project_v1_01 · Datasets at Hugging Face

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What is your favorite love song that is about heartbreak?	What becomes of the broken-hearted
Are you happy with your life? What will make you happier?	Seek peace not happiness.
What universally hated movies do you think weren't bad, weren't AS bad as everyone said they were, or could've been a lot worse?	Waterworld everybody hates on it but I like it
What’s a completely useless piece of information that you’ll probably never forget?	The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
What’s a productive morning routine?	Waking up at the same time
If there was anything you could have an exact replica of from a movie that is fully functional, what would it be?	The Delorean from back to the future
What words always make you cringe?	Cringe
What was the worst year in your life aside from 2020 ?	It all started the day I was born
How often do you write in cursive?	Most of the time
Whats the worst thing that tour teacher has said to you/class that you will never forget?	“Some of them liked being slaves.”
[Serious] What true stories from your town do you think could make a decent horror movie?	how within the second semester of my freshman year of highschool, about six people committed suicide or randomly died. the school talked about the first two, but the ones after that were covered up. all the years after that, maybe four times a year would hear about someone at the school getting killed or dying. scrolling past a post on Instagram about them or hearing it mentioned. but my peers would try to find more information about it, we couldn't. not really a horror movie but still.
What do you find most unattractive in a person?	Poor judgment. For example, if they're interested in me, who knows what other bad calls they're making?
Non-US citizens: what do you think of the medal count at the olympics? Also, what are your thoughts on the US always getting the most medals?	Tbh, I don't really care who get the most medals. Maybe the question is why is it so important to the US to be on top?
What is currently holding you back?	Still wating for my wifea apology. It's really hurting me. 💔
When were you taught to write in cursive? If so, do you and how old are you?	3rd grade, 7 or 8
People who yell "Cha cha cha" after the Happy Birthday song. Why?	never heard of this
Which simpson character do you relate too and why?	Moleman. "No one's gay for Moleman :("
What do you think will be widely accepted in the future but is not in the current day?	Choosing not to have kids/to adopt
What is the worst thing that your teacher has said to you/yourclass that you will never forget?	My 6th grade teacher was pretty nasty to me. She would call me abunch of names, blame every thing on me, and always called me a problem. Was like, the hell I do to you???
If you could add one more word to a movie title, what would the word be and what movie?	There Will Be (Period) Blood
Why did people without health insurance oppose "Obamacare"?	Conservative brainwashing into thinking it'll just mean higher taxes and it'll be harder to get treatment
How do your handwriting looks like?	this edit: nevermind
With disease and pregnancy, why do you think porn doesn't use condoms?	Because they're tested regularly.
What is the most fucked up thing you have ever seen in a restaurant?	The waiter and the manager killing a huge rat before my eyes! My friend tried to be discreet when telling the waiter there was a rat roaming in the garden. The waiter called the manager and they decided to kill it in the most painful way (huge noises coming from the poor animal) and after that, they pulled down the drapes so we wouldn’t watch how they grabbed it to put it in a garbage bag! Awful!!!
When was a time when you were smarter than the doctor?	I explained to a doctor how I used to chew gum and it would disintegrate in a like a minute of chewing and I would have awful nausea and would throw up nothing but spit when I went out with family and friends, especially inside a car, with only that little explanation a doctor said I was just dehydrated and needed water and healthier life style as in going out more. I tried explaining how I was healthy until summer that I just decided to chill at home and how I would always drink water and stuff. Either way I took his advice but something didn't seem right. Well one day I went out to eat with my family but I just couldn't stop burping and throwing up spit and this time I decided to go to the EMERGENCY Room because it burned everytime I threw up and I was gagging every minute feeling super weak. This time another doctor didn't stop asking me questions and he eventually made me realize that I only go out with friends and family when I go eat fast food and the swerving of the car and gagging was coming from my stomach turning around and stuff, and lastly he connected how the burning sensation was actually stomach acid and I eventually got tested and diagnosed with sever Acid Reflux. Never went to the first doctor ever again, sadly I never knew acid reflux was a thing but it's too late now, even before covid my taste was off due to this acid reflux, it's terrible :(
What is the most profitable industry today?	still religion and porn, always been religion and porn.
which grade was the worst year of your life?	Every single one. I hate school with passion
What’s your least favorite video game?	The last of us 2. It really missed the mark compared to the first one. Why would I want to play for hours as a character that I hated?
What does YouTube have too much of?	Ads
What will you do/say to people to convince them that you are god?	All I know is when someone asks if you're a god, you say yes.
What is something that is popular right now that will be seen as cringe in the future?	Tiktok challenges
What apps let you change ethnicity with a filter for photos?	What
what percent are the laws against it preventing you from killing someone and why?	What kind of nonsense word salad is this?
What is an interesting story you just want to share?	Our town is about to get evacuated for the second year in a row because of forest fires 👍👍👍😁😁😁😁
What are your views on "donot date your friend's ex" ?	Not worth the trouble. Find someone else
You can only visit one more US state for the rest of your life, however you can visit this state once a year. What state do you chose and why?	Washington. California is hot and dry, I want somewhere cold and wet
How can you stop feeling so guilty about receiving gifts from people?	People give you things because they want to. It can be insulting to have someone refuse to accept it.
What X-Rated facts didn’t they teach you in school?	The reason why high shrieking sounds and flying brooms were associated with witches was because that was what they used as masturbating dildos back in the day...
Do you think Kanye west is racist, why or why not?	George Bush does not care about black people
What martial art is most worth learning in terms of real life application?	Jiu Jitsu if you wanna absolutely destroy someone
You're transported to the year 1300, England. Using only you knowledge of the future, how do you make the biggest impact on the future?	I tell everyone to prepare for bitcoin
What to persue if you're a college dropout?	Spelling
Reflecting back on your life, is there something you regret? What is it?	You don't want to open the pandora's box ☠️
What was happiest moment in your life?	So many but the recent one was when I moved to a different company 😃
What’s your best pickup line?	I am your shower for today
What is / are your favorite MCU quotes ?	"Dude you're embarrassing me in front of the wizards" -Tony Stank
What's the worst thing you could say on your first date?	“I’d say let’s go back to my place but my mom doesn’t like me bringing people over this late”
What movie looked like it had great potential in the trailer, but turned out to be a real dud?	Tomorrow War. That writing...
What’s something you will forever find annoying?	When people talk really loud when they don’t need to be that loud
When is the best time and how do you ask for the person you're dating's "body count?"	One: you don't need to know this because it means absolutely nothing and it doesn't define your relationship. Two: no one should refer to it as a "body count" and expect to be taken seriously. Three: conversations about sexual pasts will come up organically in relationships. Forcing milestones about certain conversations is just silly.
What's your odd food combination?	Pizza crust and mustard
How do you correctly brush teeth? Are you really not supposed to be rinsing after?	My friend's girlfriend is a studying orthodontist. She says you're aiming to brush your gums, not your teeth. If you have a vibrating toothbrush it's even better. The vibration essentially massages your gums, and you're supposed to hold it on place and move it slowly. Then scrape your tongue and floss if you want to be Chip Skylark.
If you post something it'll be posted on every account on all social media. What do you post?	A link to a rickroll
What is the biggest coincidence you have ever witnessed?	A lot of the stories in r/Glitch_in_the_Matrix fit as answers to this question
What is the weirdest thing that happened to you in middle school?	While we were in the halls switching classes, this boy went to grab my vagina but grabbed my pad.
What are your main reasons for choosing to, or not to, have kids?	Kids are dirty. I like to be clean.
What’s the stupidest thing you’ve ever done while under the influence?	Meth
What's the most interesting thing you've seen scribbled on public walls, doors or other odd places?	Someone was doing the average rate of change formula In a Windy's bathroom.
What did you do/receive to mark your 18th birthday?	A bill for my share of the rent.
Your username is your superpower. What does it do?	Makes people uncertain about whether something bad is going to happen.
If somebody wrote a book about your sexual experiences, what would it be titled?	Hand over fist
What do you think about calling an adult kid?	A lot of "adults" are kids
Which movie makes absolutely no sense to you and why?	Prometheus. So many plot holes, characters with nonsensical motivations, leaps of logic. Absolutely hated it.
Have you ever been reminded of a VERY long lost memory? How?	Some time ago, my mom reminded me that when I was around 4 yo, everytime that I cried I would steal a onion and ate it.
What’s it like to know your partner loves you? Like actually wants to be with you, and loves you?	Satisfying and secure
What's a little fun fact about your favourite video game?	My favorite game is Fallout New Vegas. If you go to the cemetery just outside of GoodSprings, near the water tower, then wait till after midnight you can hear ghost whispering as the wind blows.
What is the first reaction when you saw a 3d movie ?	"This is disappointing"
What is a conspiracy theory that just makes too much sense for it not to be true?	pretty much the stuff that revolves around Princess Diana’s death, but most i don’t really believe bc they’re either too far fetched or been debunked numerous times
How powerful is the Quiet kid in your class?	How powerful is an AR-15?
What’s the dumbest thing you have said or heard somebody say?	" I Do"
what was your "Go Fuck Yourself" Boss moment?	When I had 3 different people yelling at me for doing what those 3 people originally told me to do.
For All You Anime Watchers.. What is the best anime you have seen? And Why Is That?	Berserk. I can only state it promotes the idea and shows the true meaning of struggle, good endings do not happen. They do not happen in Berserk. If it's good, it's only on the surface. Not to the reality that's going to set in at any given moment. And honestly I really fucking love that destructive nature about the said anime. Things don't fucking work out in life, that promotion you may get have more things that are more difficult and it could cause burnout. Or that school test you studied on just simply didn't work out.
What is your wildest church youth group story?	Total bang fest at gay conversion camp.
What happened that was so embarrassing, you still can’t forget about it?	My SIL walk in on me in the bathroom rubbing my penis....I never got to finish
What's something strange we expect from kids but not from adults adults?	do things for the institutions they went to all day after they get home.
What’s the best way to mask the smell of marajuana?	More marijuana*
If you had less than 100 words to say something to your past self at any moment in your life, which moment would you choose and what would you say?	When I am 14. I will ask myself to think about big questions in life rather than running behind entertainment, materialism etc.
Is making money hard or easy? If easy then how so?	It's hard for normal people, easy for the rich.
What is a career that is actually enjoyable?	Most jobs that seem enjoyable at first glance start to suck once you do it for a living. And the 1% of job titles that are actually enjoyable are either very fierce in competition and it's not worth it to gamble your entire life on it because odds are you won't succeed and you'll end up on the streets, OR they're reserved for the privileged class, usually being passed down from generation to generation and are never available to people like me and you.
What have you gotten wrong for years without anyone correcting you?	Living my life
Drivers who slow down when passing average speed cameras then speed up again, what goes through your brain?	Ticket bad
What are some interesting/engaging questions when you're meeting someone?	Who your favorite superhero? There so many choices. Shit they might surprise you with someone who in a anime.
What is your favourite sports?	Mountain biking
What are your views on the upcoming Olympics?	When I hear the Olympics are coming, I always say "Man, I want to watch the X games now"
If you could only wear skirts, what types of skirts would you wear?	Ones with pockets
What do you prefer, rolling up the crutch inside the joint, or wrapping the crutch around the outside of the joint?	The fuck is a crutch. Other than the thing I use when I'm not wearing my leg. I suspect it's unrelated.
What,s your dream in future?	To rescue and rehabilitate wild animals all over the world
What are your personal unsolved mysteries?	Found a CD-R rolling around in my car in college that wasn't mine. Tried to play it in my CD player and it just read as disc error, so I put it in my computer. There was a few clips of regular porn, but then about 20 or so clips of people getting kicked in the balls. Everything from graphic ball-kicking porn, to clips from like Lifetime movies of attackers being kicked in the balls in self defense. Nobody has owned up to it to this day and it has to be one of like 10 people.
What is something you have that always makes other people jealous?	Micro penis
What the hell happened to Brendan Fraser?	Tldr; He got fucked over by a fucked alimony hearing and had an accident that almost crippled him for life, his ex took pretty much everything from him and he went into a deep deep depression. He's been having a comeback recently though, so that's awesome.
What games do you find easy to play?	Animal Crossing, Stardew Valley. Those casual, relaxing games.
What's your favorite aisle at the supermarket?	Clearance aisle. Best find was a $70 4TB external HDD at Target. Second best find was a $20 512GB external SSD as Wal-Mart. Third best find was a $10 quality knee brace at Meijer.
What inanimate object did you stick your penis in?	My Ex
What’s your problem with private school?	The religiously based ones are the worst
People who got caught holding hands in public, what happened?	In india that news will spread like wildfire by the aunties
People who sacrificed themselves for someone, what's your story?	I was thrown in a volcano so it wouldn’t rain and then it rained anyway. I’m dead. It sucks kind of.
What is the best beginner Linux os out there?	Both Mint and Ubuntu as mentioned above, are pretty damned user friendly. Most of the modern distributions are fairly easy and come with familiar feeling desktops though so best bet would be one any of your friends are familiar with.
What's one thing about your country's culture you are the exactly opposite?	I don’t consider myself part of any “group”. Politically, race, sexuality or preference etc. I’m just a human being and preferred to be looked at as an individual.
What’s the most basic thing a super hero could say after a battle?	That was my duty... No need to even thanks!
You’ve woken up to find the worst feature from a video game is now permanently active in real life. Which is it?	pay to win edit: oh wait...

What is your favorite love song that is about heartbreak?

What becomes of the broken-hearted

Are you happy with your life? What will make you happier?

Seek peace not happiness.

What universally hated movies do you think weren't bad, weren't AS bad as everyone said they were, or could've been a lot worse?

Waterworld everybody hates on it but I like it

What’s a completely useless piece of information that you’ll probably never forget?

The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

What’s a productive morning routine?

Waking up at the same time

If there was anything you could have an exact replica of from a movie that is fully functional, what would it be?

The Delorean from back to the future

What words always make you cringe?

Cringe

What was the worst year in your life aside from 2020 ?

It all started the day I was born

How often do you write in cursive?

Most of the time

Whats the worst thing that tour teacher has said to you/class that you will never forget?

“Some of them liked being slaves.”

[Serious] What true stories from your town do you think could make a decent horror movie?

how within the second semester of my freshman year of highschool, about six people committed suicide or randomly died. the school talked about the first two, but the ones after that were covered up. all the years after that, maybe four times a year would hear about someone at the school getting killed or dying. scrolling past a post on Instagram about them or hearing it mentioned. but my peers would try to find more information about it, we couldn't. not really a horror movie but still.

What do you find most unattractive in a person?

Poor judgment. For example, if they're interested in *me*, who knows what *other* bad calls they're making?

Non-US citizens: what do you think of the medal count at the olympics? Also, what are your thoughts on the US always getting the most medals?

Tbh, I don't really care who get the most medals. Maybe the question is why is it so important to the US to be on top?

What is currently holding you back?

Still wating for my wifea apology. It's really hurting me. 💔

When were you taught to write in cursive? If so, do you and how old are you?

3rd grade, 7 or 8

People who yell "Cha cha cha" after the Happy Birthday song. Why?

never heard of this

Which simpson character do you relate too and why?

Moleman. "No one's gay for Moleman :("

What do you think will be widely accepted in the future but is not in the current day?

Choosing not to have kids/to adopt

What is the worst thing that your teacher has said to you/yourclass that you will never forget?

My 6th grade teacher was pretty nasty to me. She would call me abunch of names, blame every thing on me, and always called me a problem. Was like, the hell I do to you???

If you could add one more word to a movie title, what would the word be and what movie?

There Will Be (Period) Blood

Why did people without health insurance oppose "Obamacare"?

Conservative brainwashing into thinking it'll just mean higher taxes and it'll be harder to get treatment

How do your handwriting looks like?

this edit: nevermind

With disease and pregnancy, why do you think porn doesn't use condoms?

Because they're tested regularly.

What is the most fucked up thing you have ever seen in a restaurant?

The waiter and the manager killing a huge rat before my eyes! My friend tried to be discreet when telling the waiter there was a rat roaming in the garden. The waiter called the manager and they decided to kill it in the most painful way (huge noises coming from the poor animal) and after that, they pulled down the drapes so we wouldn’t watch how they grabbed it to put it in a garbage bag! Awful!!!

When was a time when you were smarter than the doctor?

I explained to a doctor how I used to chew gum and it would disintegrate in a like a minute of chewing and I would have awful nausea and would throw up nothing but spit when I went out with family and friends, especially inside a car, with only that little explanation a doctor said I was just dehydrated and needed water and healthier life style as in going out more. I tried explaining how I was healthy until summer that I just decided to chill at home and how I would always drink water and stuff. Either way I took his advice but something didn't seem right. Well one day I went out to eat with my family but I just couldn't stop burping and throwing up spit and this time I decided to go to the EMERGENCY Room because it burned everytime I threw up and I was gagging every minute feeling super weak. This time another doctor didn't stop asking me questions and he eventually made me realize that I only go out with friends and family when I go eat fast food and the swerving of the car and gagging was coming from my stomach turning around and stuff, and lastly he connected how the burning sensation was actually stomach acid and I eventually got tested and diagnosed with sever Acid Reflux. Never went to the first doctor ever again, sadly I never knew acid reflux was a thing but it's too late now, even before covid my taste was off due to this acid reflux, it's terrible :(

What is the most profitable industry today?

still religion and porn, always been religion and porn.

which grade was the worst year of your life?

Every single one. I hate school with passion

What’s your least favorite video game?

The last of us 2. It really missed the mark compared to the first one. Why would I want to play for hours as a character that I hated?

What does YouTube have too much of?

Ads

What will you do/say to people to convince them that you are god?

All I know is when someone asks if you're a god, you say yes.

What is something that is popular right now that will be seen as cringe in the future?

Tiktok challenges

What apps let you change ethnicity with a filter for photos?

What

what percent are the laws against it preventing you from killing someone and why?

What kind of nonsense word salad is this?

What is an interesting story you just want to share?

Our town is about to get evacuated for the second year in a row because of forest fires 👍👍👍😁😁😁😁

What are your views on "donot date your friend's ex" ?

Not worth the trouble. Find someone else

You can only visit one more US state for the rest of your life, however you can visit this state once a year. What state do you chose and why?

Washington. California is hot and dry, I want somewhere cold and wet

How can you stop feeling so guilty about receiving gifts from people?

People give you things because they want to. It can be insulting to have someone refuse to accept it.

What X-Rated facts didn’t they teach you in school?

The reason why high shrieking sounds and flying brooms were associated with witches was because that was what they used as masturbating dildos back in the day...

Do you think Kanye west is racist, why or why not?

George Bush does not care about black people

What martial art is most worth learning in terms of real life application?

Jiu Jitsu if you wanna absolutely destroy someone

You're transported to the year 1300, England. Using only you knowledge of the future, how do you make the biggest impact on the future?

I tell everyone to prepare for bitcoin

What to persue if you're a college dropout?

Spelling

Reflecting back on your life, is there something you regret? What is it?

You don't want to open the pandora's box ☠️

What was happiest moment in your life?

So many but the recent one was when I moved to a different company 😃

What’s your best pickup line?

I am your shower for today

What is / are your favorite MCU quotes ?

"Dude you're embarrassing me in front of the wizards" -Tony Stank

What's the worst thing you could say on your first date?

“I’d say let’s go back to my place but my mom doesn’t like me bringing people over this late”

What movie looked like it had great potential in the trailer, but turned out to be a real dud?

Tomorrow War. That writing...

What’s something you will forever find annoying?

When people talk really loud when they don’t need to be that loud

When is the best time and how do you ask for the person you're dating's "body count?"

One: you don't need to know this because it means absolutely nothing and it doesn't define your relationship. Two: no one should refer to it as a "body count" and expect to be taken seriously. Three: conversations about sexual pasts will come up organically in relationships. Forcing milestones about certain conversations is just silly.

What's your odd food combination?

Pizza crust and mustard

How do you correctly brush teeth? Are you really not supposed to be rinsing after?

My friend's girlfriend is a studying orthodontist. She says you're aiming to brush your gums, not your teeth. If you have a vibrating toothbrush it's even better. The vibration essentially massages your gums, and you're supposed to hold it on place and move it slowly. Then scrape your tongue and floss if you want to be Chip Skylark.

If you post something it'll be posted on every account on all social media. What do you post?

A link to a rickroll

What is the biggest coincidence you have ever witnessed?

A lot of the stories in r/Glitch_in_the_Matrix fit as answers to this question

What is the weirdest thing that happened to you in middle school?

While we were in the halls switching classes, this boy went to grab my vagina but grabbed my pad.

What are your main reasons for choosing to, or not to, have kids?

Kids are dirty. I like to be clean.

What’s the stupidest thing you’ve ever done while under the influence?

Meth

What's the most interesting thing you've seen scribbled on public walls, doors or other odd places?

Someone was doing the average rate of change formula In a Windy's bathroom.

What did you do/receive to mark your 18th birthday?

A bill for my share of the rent.

Your username is your superpower. What does it do?

Makes people uncertain about whether something bad is going to happen.

If somebody wrote a book about your sexual experiences, what would it be titled?

Hand over fist

What do you think about calling an adult kid?

A lot of "adults" are kids

Which movie makes absolutely no sense to you and why?

Prometheus. So many plot holes, characters with nonsensical motivations, leaps of logic. Absolutely hated it.

Have you ever been reminded of a VERY long lost memory? How?

Some time ago, my mom reminded me that when I was around 4 yo, everytime that I cried I would steal a onion and ate it.

What’s it like to know your partner loves you? Like actually wants to be with you, and loves you?

Satisfying and secure

What's a little fun fact about your favourite video game?

My favorite game is Fallout New Vegas. If you go to the cemetery just outside of GoodSprings, near the water tower, then wait till after midnight you can hear ghost whispering as the wind blows.

What is the first reaction when you saw a 3d movie ?

"This is disappointing"

What is a conspiracy theory that just makes too much sense for it not to be true?

pretty much the stuff that revolves around Princess Diana’s death, but most i don’t really believe bc they’re either too far fetched or been debunked numerous times

How powerful is the Quiet kid in your class?

How powerful is an AR-15?

What’s the dumbest thing you have said or heard somebody say?

" I Do"

what was your "Go Fuck Yourself" Boss moment?

When I had 3 different people yelling at me for doing what those 3 people originally told me to do.

For All You Anime Watchers.. What is the best anime you have seen? And Why Is That?

Berserk. I can only state it promotes the idea and shows the true meaning of struggle, good endings do not happen. They do not happen in Berserk. If it's good, it's only on the surface. Not to the reality that's going to set in at any given moment. And honestly I really fucking love that destructive nature about the said anime. Things don't fucking work out in life, that promotion you may get have more things that are more difficult and it could cause burnout. Or that school test you studied on just simply didn't work out.

What is your wildest church youth group story?

Total bang fest at gay conversion camp.

What happened that was so embarrassing, you still can’t forget about it?

My SIL walk in on me in the bathroom rubbing my penis....I never got to finish

What's something strange we expect from kids but not from adults adults?

do things for the institutions they went to all day after they get home.

What’s the best way to mask the smell of marajuana?

More marijuana*

If you had less than 100 words to say something to your past self at any moment in your life, which moment would you choose and what would you say?

When I am 14. I will ask myself to think about big questions in life rather than running behind entertainment, materialism etc.

Is making money hard or easy? If easy then how so?

It's hard for normal people, easy for the rich.

What is a career that is actually enjoyable?

Most jobs that seem enjoyable at first glance start to suck once you do it for a living. And the 1% of job titles that are actually enjoyable are either very fierce in competition and it's not worth it to gamble your entire life on it because odds are you won't succeed and you'll end up on the streets, OR they're reserved for the privileged class, usually being passed down from generation to generation and are never available to people like me and you.

What have you gotten wrong for years without anyone correcting you?

Living my life

Drivers who slow down when passing average speed cameras then speed up again, what goes through your brain?

Ticket bad

What are some interesting/engaging questions when you're meeting someone?

Who your favorite superhero? There so many choices. Shit they might surprise you with someone who in a anime.

What is your favourite sports?

Mountain biking

What are your views on the upcoming Olympics?

When I hear the Olympics are coming, I always say "Man, I want to watch the X games now"

If you could only wear skirts, what types of skirts would you wear?

Ones with pockets

What do you prefer, rolling up the crutch inside the joint, or wrapping the crutch around the outside of the joint?

The fuck is a crutch. Other than the thing I use when I'm not wearing my leg. I suspect it's unrelated.

What,s your dream in future?

To rescue and rehabilitate wild animals all over the world

What are your personal unsolved mysteries?

Found a CD-R rolling around in my car in college that wasn't mine. Tried to play it in my CD player and it just read as disc error, so I put it in my computer. There was a few clips of regular porn, but then about 20 or so clips of people getting kicked in the balls. Everything from graphic ball-kicking porn, to clips from like Lifetime movies of attackers being kicked in the balls in self defense. Nobody has owned up to it to this day and it has to be one of like 10 people.

What is something you have that always makes other people jealous?

Micro penis

What the hell happened to Brendan Fraser?

Tldr; He got fucked over by a fucked alimony hearing and had an accident that almost crippled him for life, his ex took pretty much everything from him and he went into a deep deep depression. He's been having a comeback recently though, so that's awesome.

What games do you find easy to play?

Animal Crossing, Stardew Valley. Those casual, relaxing games.

What's your favorite aisle at the supermarket?

Clearance aisle. Best find was a $70 4TB external HDD at Target. Second best find was a $20 512GB external SSD as Wal-Mart. Third best find was a $10 quality knee brace at Meijer.

What inanimate object did you stick your penis in?

My Ex

What’s your problem with private school?

The religiously based ones are the worst

People who got caught holding hands in public, what happened?

In india that news will spread like wildfire by the aunties

People who sacrificed themselves for someone, what's your story?

I was thrown in a volcano so it wouldn’t rain and then it rained anyway. I’m dead. It sucks kind of.

What is the best beginner Linux os out there?

Both Mint and Ubuntu as mentioned above, are pretty damned user friendly. Most of the modern distributions are fairly easy and come with familiar feeling desktops though so best bet would be one any of your friends are familiar with.

What's one thing about your country's culture you are the exactly opposite?

I don’t consider myself part of any “group”. Politically, race, sexuality or preference etc. I’m just a human being and preferred to be looked at as an individual.

What’s the most basic thing a super hero could say after a battle?

That was my duty... No need to even thanks!

You’ve woken up to find the worst feature from a video game is now permanently active in real life. Which is it?

pay to win edit: oh wait...