Ynir/idk_project_v1_01 · Datasets at Hugging Face

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What car would you choose to go off-road in?	Can't go wrong with an old school jeep, before they started making them for the yuppie douchebag market
What would be a good place or event to take a deaf person to?	Any heavy metal concert, because deaf people can really feel the almighty power of bass.
What is something that really grinds your gears?	teaching someone how to drive manual
What food did you love as a child until you threw it up and never ate it again?	Cheese balls. Can’t get past the sight of them anymore
What is the best and most motivating song on your workout playlist?	Lose yourself
What are the best and worst animal/pet noises to wake up to?	A cat starting to vomit. That noise they make can wake anyone
What are examples of things that capitalism incentives humans to do that are not perceived as desirable by the vast majority?	Hard Work.
How do you get relaxed when recording in front of a camera?	get naked
Would you be more scared if you were a robber and heard someone in the house you were breaking into, or if you were the person who’s house was being broken into? Why?	Robber should be scared bc this mama bear ain't letting no coward robber get to her cubs. I'll kill that summabitch.
What was something that broke you so hard,you didnt feel sad,just left with that weird feeling?	when I had to put my dog to sleep.
If you could change the street you live on, what would you do and why?	Most driveways are on an incline although the area is not very hilly. I would flatten them.
have you ever seen a character that totally resembles you? if so how?	Buddha My belly
[Serious] What influence has the rise and permanence of social-media-influencing as a career had on the world society as a whole?	Probably a newspaper delivery kid. Became a thing when newspapers became a thing, eventually became irrelevant
What is a line from your favorite song without giving away the name?	"you know the rules, and so do I"
Just curious..! How many videos do you watch off a youtube channel before you subscribe to them?	Sometimes before I finish the video if it's well made and informative.
what was a character you always wanted to be like?	Tails the fox, but specifically tails from sonic 2-heroes because in the modern sonic games tails is a little bitch. Tails is just such a fun and bubbly character, he’s cheerful and it would be awesome to fly around.
Using the language of emojis how is your day going?	:)
What's the most vague description you can give when describing a suspect for the police?	"Heeeee looka lika man."
Those who listen to hyperpop, why?	It’s fun, it’s eccentric, it’s stupid. I just need that sometimes.
If money wasn't an issue, how would you best spend your time on?	Traveling and helping others
What motivated you to change your life? And how did you do it?	Stopped smoking because it was killing too many people in my surroundings and I didn't want my kids to ever see me smoke either.
What is the strangest place you've ever masturbated in ?	Behind a car in a playboy stripclub after I got scammed by a stripper for 50 euro
What are the craziest, most outlandish reasons for some modern stereotypes that still exist?	Racism is why marijuana and other drugs are illegal
What’s something that was $5 or under you got that is super cool and everyone needs to know about?	Slightly used fleshlight
why do you think the oscars are fair or unfair?	They use to be fair, now it's unfair to how political they've become.
What's an unusual YouTube channel you've come across but became interested their content?	Probably sofakingdrunk66, Scottish dude that reviews beers or Callums Corner, for the rant videos.
What is your favorite household appliance?	Try to exclude necessary things live oven or fridge. For instance, I'd say the dishwasher is my favorite appliance. If I had to choose between a dishwasher and a washer/dryer, I'd rather go to the laundromat than need to wash dishes by hand.
What is the worst piece of advice you’ve ever gotten?	"Study what you love" when picking a college major. Shit advice. Edit: I post this all this all the time when people ask about choosing a career path. How to decide on a career/college major (boilerplate advice) Hop on LinkedIn. Start browsing jobs and profiles and look for things you might want to do. Research what it takes to get those job, how much they pay, and how widely available those positions are. With that information, you can try and figure out what you want to do with the rest of your life. Without that information, you're just guessing. Never, ever just pick a major or career path because you "find it interesting" or "it's your passion." That's a shit way to choose a career. Good luck! Remember, your passions can become amazing hobbies. You don't have to give up on them. But, if they aren't going to keep a roof over your head maybe they're not a great career choice.
If god exists, how do you imagine him? Is he a benevolent being with no form, does he look human… going beyond his physical, what would it be like to be in the presence of the god you imagine?	If there is a god, it's either a programmer or a sentient space cloud. I highly doubt it looks anything like human.
What/who is your D&D character?	I usually play a human bard specializing in singing and rapiers.
Which careers other than those medicine, banking and law will stand the test of times?	Military. Sex work. You know, selling your body.
What made you the person you are today?	Depression and video games
What do you do when you get bored?	I visit that one friend. I make him feel great and he makes me feel great as well. The synergy is real and we always watch a great film together, on the computer.
What tv series was all around so good, but you found the ending to be a letdown? If they got a second season, was season two any better?	GoT was the best show on tv for the 7 seasons it aired.
Whats something that everybody is using wrong?	Social media. It was meant to bring us together but I think for most of us it is doing the opposite of that
How do you deal with racial stereotyping & what do you think could help change it?	People assume I love mountain dew because I'm white. I do love it, but it's still stereotyping.
What’s one thing that kills a Marriage?	Divorce can really kill a marriage dead. As well as complacency and taking your spouse for granted
What’s your oldest tweet you can find?	I can't find it but I remember the first tweet I made was in like 2010/11. It was "FAAWWWKKK just missed monster by Paramore on vh1 countdown" my sisters made fun of me for it for years
What is your name?	Oh, I've been dubbed many names by many people. A ruler, a conqueror. He Who Remains, a jerk. But it's... it's not as simple as a name.
Does pushup or chest exercises reduce breast size, how?	Nope. Breasts are fat tissue, primarily, and you cannot spot reduce fat on any specific part of the body. If you want smaller boobs, I suggest HIIT cardio and a good diet. You'll lose weight all over your body, including the boobies.
Who is more advanced the Human race or Aliens?	The Human Race because at the moment we are the only one that exists
What hotkey shortcuts do you use every day that more people should know about?	Alt+Tab and win key+L
What are you procrastinating right now?	My job lmao
For charity, you have to dress as a member of the Village People for a whole week. Which one would you choose and why?	I'm a construction worker so there's that.
What are some methods that one can use to live out on the ocean as minimalistic as possible?	Buy a raft, live on it, die from exposure. Hope that helps.
People who proposed and she/he said "no" - how did you get it so wrong?	I proposed the first time drunk in a bathtub with her. It was all good until the next day.... when I didn't remember.... ... ...
What’s your special reading people tip?	Look at their eyes when speaking to them.
What is the life lesson you had to learn the hard way that has stuck with you?	The only person you can fully rely on is yourself.
Who is your favorite politician?	Little bit like asking what was your favorite root canal, isn’t it?
What’s something you do to help yourself when you feel lonely?	Go into town and do the errands and make conversation with people. Having a laugh with strangers is good medicine
With only 10 Dollar at hand, what would you do to multiply them?	Buy seeds
What’s the fastest you’ve seen love disappear? Why did it happen?	In seconds. They told me all about how terrible of a person I was because I couldn’t always spend time with them when/how they wanted. Never mind all the times I was free and they weren’t.
What is the worst thing youve done to a sibling or a sibling has done to you?	When my brother was 4 I broke his nose on our bunk beds. When I was 7 he ran me over with a go-kart and broke my ankle. Real siblings love each other, but hurt each other even harder.
What tourist attractions are the most overrated and why?	Stonehenge. Waaaay to many people, can't get remotely close. The Skywalk in Arizona. You have to pay a fortune for everything, it's extremely tourist-trappy, and not that interesting.
What was the most impactful “the universe is giving me a sign” moment in your life?	I was one a walk a few years ago and a type of reflex came over me and I looked up at a clearing of trees and I saw a shooting star. I saw like 4 or 5 shooting stars later that year.
What is something an insane person would say?	I mow my lawn everyday
who is somebody that you should always trust?	Yourself
How do you define love?	Wanting to be with someone in a way that is mutually beneficial.
What's you favorite season and why ?	Fall. The air is crispy and everything is spooky.
What's a game you play mostly for the music?	FTL
how much do you like\dislike yourself?	It's a love hate relationship
What will gen z and millennials be like as seniors/pensioners?	It is genuinely hilarious to me that you think millennials or gen z's are getting pensions.
What is your favorite song right now?	[DJ Nate - Theory of Everything](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KrhNNBsUd58)
What are you having for Dinner tonight?	I'm making my own pizza. The toppings are like on any other pizza, but my dough is very similar to the one used to make white bread.
What foods are underrated?	Mac and cheese. Like real baked Mac n cheese. Not the Kraft box kind.
[serious] What is your life goal?	I found this wonderful story I would like to finish reading. Besides that, nothing.
What happened to your school bully?	No idea, i hope he's suffering
What brings out the kid in you?	Probably waterparks
What's the worst interaction you've ever had with the police?	They asked for bribe even if I wasn't in the wrong.
Which book, at first glance, didn’t interested you in but after reading it, that made you interested in ?	Don't judge a book by its cover......isn't that a saying?
How do you react when you see a relative/friend’s ugly child? Do you lie or what?	I lie, but once heard my father say “this one doesn’t look finished” to one of his friends about a new baby.
What are your favorite name ideas for a company that you've never gotten to use?	Nice try
what is something that guys should do more?	Not sexualize lesbians
How did a pushy salesman made you buy something?	Have you ever been so irritated that you just buy their products so they could just back off?
What are your thoughts on suicide?	I believe assisted suicide for someone with a terminal illness should be legal in every state.
What are your thoughts on the easing of Covid restrictions?	Just the same as anyone wishing to have children when they are 19. Not the time, yet.
what is something that girls should do more?	STEM stuff
[Serious] What is some life experience advice that everyone should know before it happens to them?	When you get in a car accident, however small, you have to report it or you could end up with a suspended license. This happened to me after a minor incident with a jaywalker and I didn’t know that my license was suspended for over a year only because I hadn’t proven that I had insurance. As soon as I proved it to them they cleared the suspension. Also don’t speak to the other person’s lawyer or insurance team. Call your insurance folks and have them handle it.
Where were you in 1993?	In the blissful state of non-existing.
Ok question so let's say u travel back in time to the first ww and find a injured Adolf Hitler what would you do.?	Leave him alone, you don't mess with fixed points in time. 🤦
what is one in a million chance you had and succeded?	Birthday
Why can't YOU have nice things?	'cuz I'm poor as F
what is the most messed up position you have been in ?	Trying one of them awkward positions from Porn
If your user name would be your super hero name how do you think the public will react about it?	You really think I would be a super hero and not a super villain?
What’s something that you can look back on and say “well that was money well spent”?	Spontaneous trips that lead to good times
What's an unmistakable sign you've matured?	When you stop comparing yourself to other people.
What is the craziest thing you’ve witnessed at your local pub?	Men pissing on each other
What is the hardest game you have ever played?	Cuphead I suppose. But I suck at a lot of games.
Whats the biggest plot twist in history?	Starving homeless artist shaves the sides of his moustache and becomes a dictator.
What are some sitting jobs that are not intellectual work?	I'm sure some manufacturing jobs require sitting rather than standing.
People who's had near death experiences, what were some thoughts that went through your head?	I remember thinking “is this what dying feels like”. But I was very naive about the whole situation, I never thought that I would actually die, I just thought that I was dying and I’d magically survive- if that makes any sense.
What do you think the worlds reaction would be if something went wrong and Jeff Bezos tragically died on his space journey?	Oh no! Anyways
What was your first time having like?	Like my first time would be.
What superhero power you choose , the first reply choose side effects??	Ability to stop time when I want as long as I want
What's a good example of "if we hated X as much as we hate Y..." which would actually improve the world?	If we hated toxic femininity as much as people hate toxic masculinity the world would be better
What are some ways to get subscribers on YouTube?	Make good videos.
What’s your most prized possession?	My frank and beans.
Phlebotomists, do you actually want to know if we are hard to draw from and, if so, what do you need to know? Bonus: What can we do to make your life easier?	yes please!! you know your body and your history of blood draws better than I ever could. I know veins and how to poke them. and CPR and some basic chemistry, etc. but both of us want an easy and non-disruptive blood draw. not to mention, if you're a hard stick and we get you on the first try, it'll usually make our day. other things you can do are: drink water before your draw as long as your tests permit it, even if you're not thirsty, and let us know if you have a history of fainting/vomiting during draws, or if you're just particularly nervous. I'm not every phlebotomist but there are extra steps I can take to help with any of the three things I listed and I'm always more than happy to do so please follow the rules you're given. If you eat before a draw that you're not supposed to eat before, it can look like you're about to have a heart attack. if it looks like you're about to have a heart attack you could be prescribed something that ends up hurting you :(
For anyone that has ever accepted one of these "Move to Italy for $33,000!"-type grants from a foreign government - how was the experience?	Moved to Italy, got a grant for 33,000, bought pizza with pineapple and banana on it for the grant money, got deported. 10/10
You are in a room full of people. How will you assert your dominance?	Jizz in my pants

What car would you choose to go off-road in?

Can't go wrong with an old school jeep, before they started making them for the yuppie douchebag market

What would be a good place or event to take a deaf person to?

Any heavy metal concert, because deaf people can really feel the almighty power of bass.

What is something that really grinds your gears?

teaching someone how to drive manual

What food did you love as a child until you threw it up and never ate it again?

Cheese balls. Can’t get past the sight of them anymore

What is the best and most motivating song on your workout playlist?

Lose yourself

What are the best and worst animal/pet noises to wake up to?

A cat starting to vomit. That noise they make can wake anyone

What are examples of things that capitalism incentives humans to do that are not perceived as desirable by the vast majority?

Hard Work.

How do you get relaxed when recording in front of a camera?

get naked

Would you be more scared if you were a robber and heard someone in the house you were breaking into, or if you were the person who’s house was being broken into? Why?

Robber should be scared bc this mama bear ain't letting no coward robber get to her cubs. I'll kill that summabitch.

What was something that broke you so hard,you didnt feel sad,just left with that weird feeling?

when I had to put my dog to sleep.

If you could change the street you live on, what would you do and why?

Most driveways are on an incline although the area is not very hilly. I would flatten them.

have you ever seen a character that totally resembles you? if so how?

Buddha My belly

[Serious] What influence has the rise and permanence of social-media-influencing as a career had on the world society as a whole?

Probably a newspaper delivery kid. Became a thing when newspapers became a thing, eventually became irrelevant

What is a line from your favorite song without giving away the name?

"you know the rules, and so do I"

Just curious..! How many videos do you watch off a youtube channel before you subscribe to them?

Sometimes before I finish the video if it's well made and informative.

what was a character you always wanted to be like?

Tails the fox, but specifically tails from sonic 2-heroes because in the modern sonic games tails is a little bitch. Tails is just such a fun and bubbly character, he’s cheerful and it would be awesome to fly around.

Using the language of emojis how is your day going?

:)

What's the most vague description you can give when describing a suspect for the police?

"Heeeee looka lika man."

Those who listen to hyperpop, why?

It’s fun, it’s eccentric, it’s stupid. I just need that sometimes.

If money wasn't an issue, how would you best spend your time on?

Traveling and helping others

What motivated you to change your life? And how did you do it?

Stopped smoking because it was killing too many people in my surroundings and I didn't want my kids to ever see me smoke either.

What is the strangest place you've ever masturbated in ?

Behind a car in a playboy stripclub after I got scammed by a stripper for 50 euro

What are the craziest, most outlandish reasons for some modern stereotypes that still exist?

Racism is why marijuana and other drugs are illegal

What’s something that was $5 or under you got that is super cool and everyone needs to know about?

Slightly used fleshlight

why do you think the oscars are fair or unfair?

They use to be fair, now it's unfair to how political they've become.

What's an unusual YouTube channel you've come across but became interested their content?

Probably sofakingdrunk66, Scottish dude that reviews beers or Callums Corner, for the rant videos.

What is your favorite household appliance?

Try to exclude necessary things live oven or fridge. For instance, I'd say the dishwasher is my favorite appliance. If I had to choose between a dishwasher and a washer/dryer, I'd rather go to the laundromat than need to wash dishes by hand.

What is the worst piece of advice you’ve ever gotten?

"Study what you love" when picking a college major. Shit advice. Edit: I post this all this all the time when people ask about choosing a career path. How to decide on a career/college major (boilerplate advice) Hop on LinkedIn. Start browsing jobs and profiles and look for things you might want to do. Research what it takes to get those job, how much they pay, and how widely available those positions are. With that information, you can try and figure out what you want to do with the rest of your life. Without that information, you're just guessing. Never, ever just pick a major or career path because you "find it interesting" or "it's your passion." That's a shit way to choose a career. Good luck! Remember, your passions can become amazing hobbies. You don't have to give up on them. But, if they aren't going to keep a roof over your head maybe they're not a great career choice.

If god exists, how do you imagine him? Is he a benevolent being with no form, does he look human… going beyond his physical, what would it be like to be in the presence of the god you imagine?

If there is a god, it's either a programmer or a sentient space cloud. I highly doubt it looks anything like human.

What/who is your D&D character?

I usually play a human bard specializing in singing and rapiers.

Which careers other than those medicine, banking and law will stand the test of times?

Military. Sex work. You know, selling your body.

What made you the person you are today?

Depression and video games

What do you do when you get bored?

I visit that one friend. I make him feel great and he makes me feel great as well. The synergy is real and we always watch a great film together, on the computer.

What tv series was all around so good, but you found the ending to be a letdown? If they got a second season, was season two any better?

GoT was the best show on tv for the 7 seasons it aired.

Whats something that everybody is using wrong?

Social media. It was meant to bring us together but I think for most of us it is doing the opposite of that

How do you deal with racial stereotyping & what do you think could help change it?

People assume I love mountain dew because I'm white. I do love it, but it's still stereotyping.

What’s one thing that kills a Marriage?

Divorce can really kill a marriage dead. As well as complacency and taking your spouse for granted

What’s your oldest tweet you can find?

I can't find it but I remember the first tweet I made was in like 2010/11. It was "FAAWWWKKK just missed monster by Paramore on vh1 countdown" my sisters made fun of me for it for years

What is your name?

Oh, I've been dubbed many names by many people. A ruler, a conqueror. He Who Remains, a jerk. But it's... it's not as simple as a name.

Does pushup or chest exercises reduce breast size, how?

Nope. Breasts are fat tissue, primarily, and you cannot spot reduce fat on any specific part of the body. If you want smaller boobs, I suggest HIIT cardio and a good diet. You'll lose weight all over your body, including the boobies.

Who is more advanced the Human race or Aliens?

The Human Race because at the moment we are the only one that exists

What hotkey shortcuts do you use every day that more people should know about?

Alt+Tab and win key+L

What are you procrastinating right now?

My job lmao

For charity, you have to dress as a member of the Village People for a whole week. Which one would you choose and why?

I'm a construction worker so there's that.

What are some methods that one can use to live out on the ocean as minimalistic as possible?

Buy a raft, live on it, die from exposure. Hope that helps.

People who proposed and she/he said "no" - how did you get it so wrong?

I proposed the first time drunk in a bathtub with her. It was all good until the next day.... when I didn't remember.... ... ...

What’s your special reading people tip?

Look at their eyes when speaking to them.

What is the life lesson you had to learn the hard way that has stuck with you?

The only person you can fully rely on is yourself.

Who is your favorite politician?

Little bit like asking what was your favorite root canal, isn’t it?

What’s something you do to help yourself when you feel lonely?

Go into town and do the errands and make conversation with people. Having a laugh with strangers is good medicine

With only 10 Dollar at hand, what would you do to multiply them?

Buy seeds

What’s the fastest you’ve seen love disappear? Why did it happen?

In seconds. They told me all about how terrible of a person I was because I couldn’t always spend time with them when/how they wanted. Never mind all the times I was free and they weren’t.

What is the worst thing youve done to a sibling or a sibling has done to you?

When my brother was 4 I broke his nose on our bunk beds. When I was 7 he ran me over with a go-kart and broke my ankle. Real siblings love each other, but hurt each other even harder.

What tourist attractions are the most overrated and why?

Stonehenge. Waaaay to many people, can't get remotely close. The Skywalk in Arizona. You have to pay a fortune for everything, it's extremely tourist-trappy, and not that interesting.

What was the most impactful “the universe is giving me a sign” moment in your life?

I was one a walk a few years ago and a type of reflex came over me and I looked up at a clearing of trees and I saw a shooting star. I saw like 4 or 5 shooting stars later that year.

What is something an insane person would say?

I mow my lawn everyday

who is somebody that you should always trust?

Yourself

How do you define love?

Wanting to be with someone in a way that is mutually beneficial.

What's you favorite season and why ?

Fall. The air is crispy and everything is spooky.

What's a game you play mostly for the music?

FTL

how much do you like\dislike yourself?

It's a love hate relationship

What will gen z and millennials be like as seniors/pensioners?

It is genuinely hilarious to me that you think millennials or gen z's are getting pensions.

What is your favorite song right now?

[DJ Nate - Theory of Everything](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KrhNNBsUd58)

What are you having for Dinner tonight?

I'm making my own pizza. The toppings are like on any other pizza, but my dough is very similar to the one used to make white bread.

What foods are underrated?

Mac and cheese. Like *real* baked Mac n cheese. Not the Kraft box kind.

[serious] What is your life goal?

I found this wonderful story I would like to finish reading. Besides that, nothing.

What happened to your school bully?

No idea, i hope he's suffering

What brings out the kid in you?

Probably waterparks

What's the worst interaction you've ever had with the police?

They asked for bribe even if I wasn't in the wrong.

Which book, at first glance, didn’t interested you in but after reading it, that made you interested in ?

Don't judge a book by its cover......isn't that a saying?

How do you react when you see a relative/friend’s ugly child? Do you lie or what?

I lie, but once heard my father say “this one doesn’t look finished” to one of his friends about a new baby.

What are your favorite name ideas for a company that you've never gotten to use?

Nice try

what is something that guys should do more?

Not sexualize lesbians

How did a pushy salesman made you buy something?

Have you ever been so irritated that you just buy their products so they could just back off?

What are your thoughts on suicide?

I believe assisted suicide for someone with a terminal illness should be legal in every state.

What are your thoughts on the easing of Covid restrictions?

Just the same as anyone wishing to have children when they are 19. Not the time, yet.

what is something that girls should do more?

STEM stuff

[Serious] What is some life experience advice that everyone should know before it happens to them?

When you get in a car accident, however small, you have to report it or you could end up with a suspended license. This happened to me after a minor incident with a jaywalker and I didn’t know that my license was suspended for over a year only because I hadn’t proven that I had insurance. As soon as I proved it to them they cleared the suspension. Also don’t speak to the other person’s lawyer or insurance team. Call your insurance folks and have them handle it.

Where were you in 1993?

In the blissful state of non-existing.

Ok question so let's say u travel back in time to the first ww and find a injured Adolf Hitler what would you do.?

Leave him alone, you don't mess with fixed points in time. 🤦

what is one in a million chance you had and succeded?

Birthday

Why can't YOU have nice things?

'cuz I'm poor as F

what is the most messed up position you have been in ?

Trying one of them awkward positions from Porn

If your user name would be your super hero name how do you think the public will react about it?

You really think I would be a super hero and not a super villain?

What’s something that you can look back on and say “well that was money well spent”?

Spontaneous trips that lead to good times

What's an unmistakable sign you've matured?

When you stop comparing yourself to other people.

What is the craziest thing you’ve witnessed at your local pub?

Men pissing on each other

What is the hardest game you have ever played?

Cuphead I suppose. But I suck at a lot of games.

Whats the biggest plot twist in history?

Starving homeless artist shaves the sides of his moustache and becomes a dictator.

What are some sitting jobs that are not intellectual work?

I'm sure some manufacturing jobs require sitting rather than standing.

People who's had near death experiences, what were some thoughts that went through your head?

I remember thinking “is this what dying feels like”. But I was very naive about the whole situation, I never thought that I would actually die, I just thought that I was dying and I’d magically survive- if that makes any sense.

What do you think the worlds reaction would be if something went wrong and Jeff Bezos tragically died on his space journey?

Oh no! Anyways

What was your first time having like?

Like my first time would be.

What superhero power you choose , the first reply choose side effects??

Ability to stop time when I want as long as I want

What's a good example of "if we hated X as much as we hate Y..." which would actually improve the world?

If we hated toxic femininity as much as people hate toxic masculinity the world would be better

What are some ways to get subscribers on YouTube?

Make good videos.

What’s your most prized possession?

My frank and beans.

Phlebotomists, do you actually want to know if we are hard to draw from and, if so, what do you need to know? Bonus: What can we do to make your life easier?

yes please!! you know your body and your history of blood draws better than I ever could. I know veins and how to poke them. and CPR and some basic chemistry, etc. but both of us want an easy and non-disruptive blood draw. not to mention, if you're a hard stick and we get you on the first try, it'll usually make our day. other things you can do are: drink water before your draw as long as your tests permit it, even if you're not thirsty, and let us know if you have a history of fainting/vomiting during draws, or if you're just particularly nervous. I'm not every phlebotomist but there are extra steps I can take to help with any of the three things I listed and I'm always more than happy to do so please follow the rules you're given. If you eat before a draw that you're not supposed to eat before, it can look like you're about to have a heart attack. if it looks like you're about to have a heart attack you could be prescribed something that ends up hurting you :(

For anyone that has ever accepted one of these "Move to Italy for $33,000!"-type grants from a foreign government - how was the experience?

Moved to Italy, got a grant for 33,000, bought pizza with pineapple and banana on it for the grant money, got deported. 10/10

You are in a room full of people. How will you assert your dominance?

Jizz in my pants