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The last post you saw determines how you will die, what happens?	Death by Himalayan Viagra
Would you consider yourself a successful person? Why?	I am still stuck running after a degree. So no
What is the reason why people think college in the US is fun, yet college in the US is literally academically harder than universities in Japan or South Korea?	Might need some numbers on that.
What happens when all the debt in the world is no longer serviceable?	The aliens come and repossess earth.
How has racism impacted your life?	It's impacted me to a great amount I'm African American and I've gone through a lot from boys not wanting to talk to me or them being scared because I was black. To nail parlors closing their stores until you leave because "they don't want any trouble". You have to grow thick skin because" it's not that serious" or "it's just a joke". It's especially hard to watch your race or another race or ethnicity getting picked on because you can relate. I'm now 19 and it's gotten ridiculous over the past few years with all the police and the discrimination it's hard to live somewhere where people obviously don't want you here.
When did you know there was someone else?	So I was being an idiot in this room. Dancing around and singing like a dying cat, til looked over to the right and realised “holy shit, there’s someone else”. Felt like a fool afterwards.
What are some nice movies to see with your friends?	human centipede
What country would you like to visit?	Ireland
You are a king going to give the crown to someone with certain stats (not limited to your children) what stats are you looking for in a king ?	Max Swagger
What's the cringiest thing you've seen an influencer do IRL?	I'll start. I just read about this famous tiktoker that showed her instagram account to a bouncer, hoping he'd let her in. He didn't.
What is the friendliest or funniest conflict/war that you have heard of?	The Great Emu War
What's the weirdest thing you heard someone say in class?	Some dumb bitch was making fun of evolution after anthropology class once
What are some scams of education system?	College textbooks
What computer do you use?	Mac pro & a Mac book pro. Funny tho I've got an android phone lol.
What food did you hate when you first tried it but have grown to LOVE it?	Fucking sweet potatoes
If you could start post secondary all over. Would you still pursue same field of education? If not what would you take instead?	No, i wouldn't pursue the same field. I tried for culinary, then shit happened bad fast so i dropped out. Now i found something i do enjoy doing and i would take a course called SFX make up degree.
If your life is a Disney movie then what is your movies villain?	my mother
What are the ways you use to cure pimples in your country?	Acne stopped being a problem for me when the fire nation attacked.
for people that grew up with extremely religious parents.. how has your point of the world/religion changed (if at all) now that you are an adult and can process things yourself without being forced into things like church?	i grew up with super religious parents.. and well.. i feel like that actually damaged my perception on religion.. either your a die hard religious person.. or you go to hell for many people. and its just sometimes sucks in how it looks from the outside in..
What apps can help you make money without selling your a**?	Would you sell your boobs
(Boys) How did you feel when you came your first time?	Confused, but good.
What song can you sing even though it doesn’t have any lyrics ?	X-Men cartoon theme song.
What is your weird habit?	I talk to myself like I’m a youtuber
What stereotype that foreigners have about your country annoys you the most coz its hella ignorant?	that the whole of India has one accent, and that too the "HelLo yOu HaVe ANy tEcHnICAL issuEs" one
Dr. Doofenshmirtz once said, “Wow, if I had a nickel for every time I was doomed by a puppet, I'd have two nickels - which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice”. What other events can this be applied to?	I once went to an urgent care in Utah for a jellyfish sting I had acquired on the coast a few weeks prior that had somehow decided to flare up with a vengeance. I felt pretty weird telling the nurse that I was in for a jellyfish sting since there are no jellyfish in Utah, but when the doctor came in he was laughing his head off and told me he was the second patient he'd seen that day for a jellyfish sting.
If you were transported 400 years into the past with no clothes or anything else, how would you prove that you were from the future?	I wouldn't even try. Scotland was burning witches back then.
What do all those unemployed americans live from?	They live off the Americans that are employed.
What’s some Swedish stereotypes that’s not ikea?	Chef.
What if you decided to run your own hotel, but you never cleaned the hotel, ever?	It would get closed pretty quickly due to sanitary violations.
What's the strangest thing you and your friend group did in grade school?	In 3rd grade we decided that it was a good idea to gather up a bunch of pebbles (like gallon sized bag full) and flush them down the toilet.
People who don’t have social media accounts, why did you make that decision? Do you feel “out of the loop” from friends and family who do?	How are they gonna answer you?
What are you’re favorite podcasts?	Morbid, serial killers, cult liter, and crime junkies. Oh and necronomipod
Have you ever had the opportunity to tell an old boss exactly what you think of them?	Yes. She was happy to hear it and we dated for a few months till her husband came back from over seas.
If you were send back to the middle ages, how would you convince the locals that they should wash their hands?	Personal hygiene was actually a pretty big think back in the day. When you believe that anything that is dirty and smalls bad could potentially cause the plague and kill you, you're pretty dang paranoid about cleanliness
Whats the funniest thing you've seen at the gym that you can't stop laughing at?	Once a guy tried to deadlift way too much, had blood coming out of his nose, farted and shat himself and fainted face first into the mat. It happened so fast it was funny in the absurd way.
What is the worst feeling you can imagine (not physical pain)?	Loss of one or more children
What is your favorite sentence?	Life without parole
You are now god, what do you change?	Seriously? I would make it so that if you lost a tooth, you grew a new one every time.
What do modern Japanese know of jap atrocities of old times?	Not saying the word "jap", perhaps.
If a toddler was left unsupervised and ate a nightshade berry that was growing in your front yard should you be liable for their hospital bills? Why or why not?	Growing nightshade in your front yard could be considered negligent. That's a highly toxic fruit that can kill animals and children.
You want to make a campfire, and think while you're at it, you can burn down all those old flags your dad collected many years ago. Among all flags you are going to set on fire publicly, which one might not be a good choice for this, at all?	No flags to burn. We're not weird like Americans with their flag obsession over here
What obscure or unknown thing, product, piece of media, etc, do you want everyone to know about?	This song https://youtu.be/c8f-5NLMQ7w It's by a guy who writes songs for Rihanna, Justin Timberlake, etc. This is his solo stuff. But skip past the intro if you want by going to 0:49 Also, the artist Chinese Man. They're on Spotify. Check out the Sho Bro EP and the Groove Sessions Vol. 3 (especially the song Breaking News). The Groove Sessions Vol. 5 is pretty good too, that's from last year.
What popularly loved character do you not like? Why?	Both main characters in the notebook. Both a pair of assholes who will happily cheat on their current partners and leave them in the lurch.
(Serious) what’s the most embarrassing thing to have happened to you in front of a large group of people?	Freaked out about losing my phone while it was right in my hand the whole time. People were just staring.
What popularly loved character do you just not like and why?	Iron Man. Just not that interesting overall.
Which character in a TV show that you hated so much, when their actor is in another project you just can’t stand them because of how much you hated them?	Skylar from Breaking Bad, by a large margin
What are the common traits of an effective team manager?	Leaves everyone alone to do their job
What are you in the top 1% of?	People who have touched my penis
Which language would you love the ability to speak?	Japanese and Spanish
Do you stay in contact with people who do not reach out to you? Why or why not?	Not for long. I’ll initiate contact a couple times, but that’s it.
What did you think would be a 'meh' purchase that ended be the best thing you ever bought?	Ricecooker. Simple, fast, perfectly cooked rice.
What’s something you continue to do even though it doesn’t make sense due to a childhood incident?	- I find myself squinting the whole duration of rinsing off in the shower because I got Strawberry Suave shampoo directly in my eye about 29 years ago. - I can’t look directly into trash bins for fear of maggots. I shouldn’t have tried to eat that old Halloween Candy forgotten in my closet when I was 8.
The Last Thing You Ate Is The Only Thing You Will Eat For Your Entire Life. How Screwed Are You?	A chicken sandwich with a caesar salad from Panera. I could do worse.
Whats something strange that happened to you this past weekend?	lost my will to live
Russians who holiday in Russia: Where do you go?	Well as they say, here vacation goes on you
What would you think about someone who only has like ten online accounts in total?	I only have 5. I don't see the issue. Care to explain further OP?
What skill set do you wish you had?	Adanced computer programming
Imagine the whole humanity is on the Spectrum. What does the world look like? What are some things that are not necessary anymore? What is becoming popular?	Isn't the whole idea of the spectrum that everyone is on it? Most of us are just at the far opposite end of that spectrum from autistics, but there are "high functioning" individuals everywhere in between.
If you could teleport to the past, where would you go and what would you do?	Ew the past, fuck that place. Imagine dying cuz you scratched your arm.
If there is a multiverse with infinite you, what is the one thing you could never see yourself doing?	Creating a circular triangle.
What are some good songs for a spotify playlist for a first date ,while picnicing/sitting/swimming on a lake?	Rhythm of love - Plain White T’s. It’s a nice whimsy little song
If your could create any type of theme restaurant, what would be the theme and how would you implement it?	Crippling debt, the food is not expensive but has an insane tax of 100,000%, and we do not pay our workers
Assuming your work day is 8 hours, how many of those hours do you spend doing actual work?	Probably around 4. Take an hour for lunch, then there's downtime bits in my day quite often.
What is the weirdest thing you found when moving into a new apartment/house?	A loaf of mouldy bread in the kitchen...
Did you ever accidentally find your parents porn and or sex toys? If so what was it and what did you do?	I'm afraid of the answers to "what did you do"
What was the incident at your school?	"The" incident implies there was only one
What are your views on forgiving adults for their malfeasance during their teenage years, especially if they're kind, reliable people in the present?	Case by case basis. But who you are currently is much more important than your past...imo
How old are you?	Old enough for dirty words
What's the funniest thing you have ever heard someone say in a conversation ?	Used to work with a fat woman who got upset at another co-worker for posting a fat joke on Facebook. The one who posted it said to me "I don't know why she's so upset. The joke wasn't even aimed at her." I said "Yeah but she is fat. So even things which aren't aimed at her will hit her." (I'm still pretty proud of myself for coming up with that one)
[Serious] How likely and dangerous is it to be abducted/kidnapped in broad daylight?	Depends on the region, the locals, the potential victim and the "market".
How's your life right now?	fucked up
How easily do you get offended?	Not easily at all. I've been made fun of since I was 5 years old. I've seen and heard it all at this point.
What is the most disgusting thing that you have seen/found?	My diarrhea soaked underpants after a traumatizing fever dream when I was a child
What was the “big incident” at your Highschool?	There was a kid known to like to fight, seldom lose and honestly not a big dude but everyone feared him One day while walking across the quad, spaced out, he bumped into me and I started bitching him out before I saw who it was. Of course he immediately called me out, told me to meet him after school on the field. That was how shit was handled back then. All day long I was anxious but I didn’t want to spend the rest of my life hiding so I showed up. Of course a full crowd gathered for it and his reputation was not o key never losing but being vicious as fuck and I was a stoner hippie kid. So we met in the middle of a circle of rabid spectators. He told me he was surprised I showed up. I told him I took responsibility for the consequences of my reaction, admitted I was scared and certain he was going to kick my ass. In that moment, he seemed almost proud that I had the balls to show up and take my beat down. He told me to take the first swing and I refused. I said I can’t fight unless I’m mad and I’m not mad. He wound up as if to hit me, at the last moment pulling his punch, wrapping it around my shoulder and asked my name. I told him and from that day on he was my best friend. Nobody ever fucked with me either. The next week, he got expelled for viscously beating up a 12th grader a foot taller than him (we were in 10th grade). I’ve always taken a lot from that experience Ron my entire life.
[SERIOUS] People who've been put in a mental facility, why?	All I wanted was a Pepsi and she wouldn't bring it to me.
Which athlete or celebrity deserves more spotlight in 2021?	Brendan Fraser
What are the best crisps ever?	Ruffles for the win!
YouTube, Added a voice recording feature for comments. What will happen?	a lot of earrape, like a lot. a lot a lot.
What's the saddest movie you've ever watched?	Grave of the Fireflies
What are some summer camp activities to do when you're bored?	Climb trees and look down on people without being seen. I technically wasn’t allowed to be climbing trees, but I was super small and stealthy as a kid.
What are the best ways to take care of yourself?	masturbate
Which athlete or celebrity should be "canceled" in 2021?	None of them. Stop “cancelling” people just because they have a different opinion. Imagine being so upset over a differing opinion and being so uncommunicative that you have to rally people to basically shun someone off the face of the earth because you don’t agree with them.
What's your most memorable language barrier experience?	My friend's cousin just came to the US from Thailand and is slowly learning english, he is better at writing English than speaking it. He wanted to tell me about the meal had when he went out to eat with the family, he didn't know the word crab in english, so he got a sheet of paper and wrote "underwater spider dipped in butter"
What’s the funniest joke you got?	A sphinx was guarding a road when a traveler walked by. The sphinx said to the man "you may pass if you can answer my riddle: What is wider than an ocean, heavier than a mountain, and unbounded by the laws of physics?" The man thought for a moment and answered "imagination". "Wrong", said the Sphinx. "The answer is your mom".
You know what's BS?	This question?
What was the funniest or meanest nickname a child gave somebody else?	I had an aunt that was known as Stinky. Don’t know circumstances but she’d had it since she was a child. A woman I was dating, her 2 year old son started calling me “Danny” (not my name). We figured it was close to Daddy, maybe. Anyway, pissed her ex off wish I found hysterical.
If you were president of the united states, what laws and regulations would you make sure passed?	The annual purge
What's the worst thing one could do to another person?	Betray their trust
What was your worst experience with anal sex?	Tore something inside and it didn’t heal for MONTHS for obvious reasons
What's your most awkward moment at a family gathering?	Cops came and arrested my uncle for unpaid child support. This was at a family reunion
People who were pranked when they were passed out/sleeping, what was it like right after you woke up?	Iwondered why lego was falling out of my pants 😂
What should everyone do to make a world a better place?	Work on themselves
What was your childhood trauma that you still can't get over?	I don't remember alot of my childhood for that very reason. I learned over the years as an adult that my brain was protecting me from myself. So apparently alot of childhood was not right.
What does MRNA mean to you after it's been added to the S & P 599?	mRNA vaccines are a new type of vaccine to protect against infectious diseases.
What’s your most awkward moment in a zoom meeting?	I worked for an awful company and I couldn’t turn my camera on because of how the laptop was plugged in and stuff so instead of putting my camera on I left it off and had my mic off as well A lot of other people had theirs off as well but I was the only one called out and had to explain why my camera was off. Then throughout the meeting I had to confirm I was still on and he would cut me off while I was speaking even though he was asking me a question. Then he said he would be calling me for an hour to question my merits on being a paralegal. It was so awkward to be interrogated in front of everyone
What’s the most physically violent thing you’ve ever done?	I threw a vodka cruiser bottle at a woman's face. She kept repeatedly hitting my male friend violently because she knew he wouldn't hit him back. So I just kind of snapped and threw it at her.
What is your current net worth, how satisfied are you with it ?	no fuckin clue / don't care
What are some best revenge ideas? Towards a neighbour with voyeurism tendencies?	A little bg on this neighbour.. there’s this man who lives opposite of my apartment unit, in his 40s, never had a girlfriend or wife. I have a window beside my main door, it’s a frosted glass, used to have a curtain that covers this window but decided to remove it recently to allow more natural sunlight during the day. Since im used to staying up late, i’ll be in the living room from 1-2am, had the lights on. I just realised how obvious the inside of my house looks from the outside when it’s at night, altho the window is translucent. And this window leads directly to the living room. Couple of days ago, saw him peeping thru the window, and lingered around for a good half an hour, at 1am... Tell me this isn’t creepy. There are still a bunch of weird things he has done, not to me but to my housemate previously. Im mad at the fact that he gets away with things. What happens when you’re a middle aged man, haven’t had sex in years and an involuntary celibate..?? You turn weird dude. Anyways, was just thinking of ideas on how to get back at him. Worst but plausible ideas only please, thank u
what are some well-paying careers that require little to no college?	Methamphetamine Distributor
People that had to deal with anti-maskers not wanting to wear a mask in your store, how did it go? [Serious]	I don't work at a store but I started putting their stuff back on the shelf before it was scanned.

The last post you saw determines how you will die, what happens?

Death by Himalayan Viagra

Would you consider yourself a successful person? Why?

I am still stuck running after a degree. So no

What is the reason why people think college in the US is fun, yet college in the US is literally academically harder than universities in Japan or South Korea?

Might need some numbers on that.

What happens when all the debt in the world is no longer serviceable?

The aliens come and repossess earth.

How has racism impacted your life?

It's impacted me to a great amount I'm African American and I've gone through a lot from boys not wanting to talk to me or them being scared because I was black. To nail parlors closing their stores until you leave because "they don't want any trouble". You have to grow thick skin because" it's not that serious" or "it's just a joke". It's especially hard to watch your race or another race or ethnicity getting picked on because you can relate. I'm now 19 and it's gotten ridiculous over the past few years with all the police and the discrimination it's hard to live somewhere where people obviously don't want you here.

When did you know there was someone else?

So I was being an idiot in this room. Dancing around and singing like a dying cat, til looked over to the right and realised “holy shit, there’s someone else”. Felt like a fool afterwards.

What are some nice movies to see with your friends?

human centipede

What country would you like to visit?

Ireland

You are a king going to give the crown to someone with certain stats (not limited to your children) what stats are you looking for in a king ?

Max Swagger

What's the cringiest thing you've seen an influencer do IRL?

I'll start. I just read about this famous tiktoker that showed her instagram account to a bouncer, hoping he'd let her in. He didn't.

What is the friendliest or funniest conflict/war that you have heard of?

The Great Emu War

What's the weirdest thing you heard someone say in class?

Some dumb bitch was making fun of evolution after anthropology class once

What are some scams of education system?

College textbooks

What computer do you use?

Mac pro & a Mac book pro. Funny tho I've got an android phone lol.

What food did you hate when you first tried it but have grown to LOVE it?

Fucking sweet potatoes

If you could start post secondary all over. Would you still pursue same field of education? If not what would you take instead?

No, i wouldn't pursue the same field. I tried for culinary, then shit happened bad fast so i dropped out. Now i found something i do enjoy doing and i would take a course called SFX make up degree.

If your life is a Disney movie then what is your movies villain?

my mother

What are the ways you use to cure pimples in your country?

Acne stopped being a problem for me when the fire nation attacked.

for people that grew up with extremely religious parents.. how has your point of the world/religion changed (if at all) now that you are an adult and can process things yourself without being forced into things like church?

i grew up with super religious parents.. and well.. i feel like that actually damaged my perception on religion.. either your a die hard religious person.. or you go to hell for many people. and its just sometimes sucks in how it looks from the outside in..

What apps can help you make money without selling your a**?

Would you sell your boobs

(Boys) How did you feel when you came your first time?

Confused, but good.

What song can you sing even though it doesn’t have any lyrics ?

X-Men cartoon theme song.

What is your weird habit?

I talk to myself like I’m a youtuber

What stereotype that foreigners have about your country annoys you the most coz its hella ignorant?

that the whole of India has one accent, and that too the "HelLo yOu HaVe ANy tEcHnICAL issuEs" one

Dr. Doofenshmirtz once said, “Wow, if I had a nickel for every time I was doomed by a puppet, I'd have two nickels - which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice”. What other events can this be applied to?

I once went to an urgent care in Utah for a jellyfish sting I had acquired on the coast a few weeks prior that had somehow decided to flare up with a vengeance. I felt pretty weird telling the nurse that I was in for a jellyfish sting since there are no jellyfish in Utah, but when the doctor came in he was laughing his head off and told me he was the second patient he'd seen that day for a jellyfish sting.

If you were transported 400 years into the past with no clothes or anything else, how would you prove that you were from the future?

I wouldn't even try. Scotland was burning witches back then.

What do all those unemployed americans live from?

They live off the Americans that are employed.

What’s some Swedish stereotypes that’s not ikea?

Chef.

What if you decided to run your own hotel, but you never cleaned the hotel, ever?

It would get closed pretty quickly due to sanitary violations.

What's the strangest thing you and your friend group did in grade school?

In 3rd grade we decided that it was a good idea to gather up a bunch of pebbles (like gallon sized bag full) and flush them down the toilet.

People who don’t have social media accounts, why did you make that decision? Do you feel “out of the loop” from friends and family who do?

How are they gonna answer you?

What are you’re favorite podcasts?

Morbid, serial killers, cult liter, and crime junkies. Oh and necronomipod

Have you ever had the opportunity to tell an old boss exactly what you think of them?

Yes. She was happy to hear it and we dated for a few months till her husband came back from over seas.

If you were send back to the middle ages, how would you convince the locals that they should wash their hands?

Personal hygiene was actually a pretty big think back in the day. When you believe that anything that is dirty and smalls bad could potentially cause the plague and kill you, you're pretty dang paranoid about cleanliness

Whats the funniest thing you've seen at the gym that you can't stop laughing at?

Once a guy tried to deadlift way too much, had blood coming out of his nose, farted and shat himself and fainted face first into the mat. It happened so fast it was funny in the absurd way.

What is the worst feeling you can imagine (not physical pain)?

Loss of one or more children

What is your favorite sentence?

Life without parole

You are now god, what do you change?

Seriously? I would make it so that if you lost a tooth, you grew a new one every time.

What do modern Japanese know of jap atrocities of old times?

Not saying the word "jap", perhaps.

If a toddler was left unsupervised and ate a nightshade berry that was growing in your front yard should you be liable for their hospital bills? Why or why not?

Growing nightshade in your front yard could be considered negligent. That's a highly toxic fruit that can kill animals and children.

You want to make a campfire, and think while you're at it, you can burn down all those old flags your dad collected many years ago. Among all flags you are going to set on fire publicly, which one might not be a good choice for this, at all?

No flags to burn. We're not weird like Americans with their flag obsession over here

What obscure or unknown thing, product, piece of media, etc, do you want everyone to know about?

This song https://youtu.be/c8f-5NLMQ7w It's by a guy who writes songs for Rihanna, Justin Timberlake, etc. This is his solo stuff. But skip past the intro if you want by going to 0:49 Also, the artist Chinese Man. They're on Spotify. Check out the Sho Bro EP and the Groove Sessions Vol. 3 (especially the song Breaking News). The Groove Sessions Vol. 5 is pretty good too, that's from last year.

What popularly loved character do you not like? Why?

Both main characters in the notebook. Both a pair of assholes who will happily cheat on their current partners and leave them in the lurch.

(Serious) what’s the most embarrassing thing to have happened to you in front of a large group of people?

Freaked out about losing my phone while it was right in my hand the whole time. People were just staring.

What popularly loved character do you just not like and why?

Iron Man. Just not that interesting overall.

Which character in a TV show that you hated so much, when their actor is in another project you just can’t stand them because of how much you hated them?

Skylar from Breaking Bad, by a large margin

What are the common traits of an effective team manager?

Leaves everyone alone to do their job

What are you in the top 1% of?

People who have touched my penis

Which language would you love the ability to speak?

Japanese and Spanish

Do you stay in contact with people who do not reach out to you? Why or why not?

Not for long. I’ll initiate contact a couple times, but that’s it.

What did you think would be a 'meh' purchase that ended be the best thing you ever bought?

Ricecooker. Simple, fast, perfectly cooked rice.

What’s something you continue to do even though it doesn’t make sense due to a childhood incident?

- I find myself squinting the whole duration of rinsing off in the shower because I got Strawberry Suave shampoo directly in my eye about 29 years ago. - I can’t look directly into trash bins for fear of maggots. I shouldn’t have tried to eat that old Halloween Candy forgotten in my closet when I was 8.

The Last Thing You Ate Is The Only Thing You Will Eat For Your Entire Life. How Screwed Are You?

A chicken sandwich with a caesar salad from Panera. I could do worse.

Whats something strange that happened to you this past weekend?

lost my will to live

Russians who holiday in Russia: Where do you go?

Well as they say, here vacation goes on you

What would you think about someone who only has like ten online accounts in total?

I only have 5. I don't see the issue. Care to explain further OP?

What skill set do you wish you had?

Adanced computer programming

Imagine the whole humanity is on the Spectrum. What does the world look like? What are some things that are not necessary anymore? What is becoming popular?

Isn't the whole idea of the spectrum that everyone **is** on it? Most of us are just at the far opposite end of that spectrum from autistics, but there are "high functioning" individuals everywhere in between.

If you could teleport to the past, where would you go and what would you do?

Ew the past, fuck that place. Imagine dying cuz you scratched your arm.

If there is a multiverse with infinite you, what is the one thing you could never see yourself doing?

Creating a circular triangle.

What are some good songs for a spotify playlist for a first date ,while picnicing/sitting/swimming on a lake?

Rhythm of love - Plain White T’s. It’s a nice whimsy little song

If your could create any type of theme restaurant, what would be the theme and how would you implement it?

Crippling debt, the food is not expensive but has an insane tax of 100,000%, and we do not pay our workers

Assuming your work day is 8 hours, how many of those hours do you spend doing actual work?

Probably around 4. Take an hour for lunch, then there's downtime bits in my day quite often.

What is the weirdest thing you found when moving into a new apartment/house?

A loaf of mouldy bread in the kitchen...

Did you ever accidentally find your parents porn and or sex toys? If so what was it and what did you do?

I'm afraid of the answers to "what did you do"

What was the incident at your school?

"The" incident implies there was only one

What are your views on forgiving adults for their malfeasance during their teenage years, especially if they're kind, reliable people in the present?

Case by case basis. But who you are currently is much more important than your past...imo

How old are you?

Old enough for dirty words

What's the funniest thing you have ever heard someone say in a conversation ?

Used to work with a fat woman who got upset at another co-worker for posting a fat joke on Facebook. The one who posted it said to me "I don't know why she's so upset. The joke wasn't even aimed at her." I said "Yeah but she is fat. So even things which aren't aimed at her will hit her." (I'm still pretty proud of myself for coming up with that one)

[Serious] How likely and dangerous is it to be abducted/kidnapped in broad daylight?

Depends on the region, the locals, the potential victim and the "market".

How's your life right now?

fucked up

How easily do you get offended?

Not easily at all. I've been made fun of since I was 5 years old. I've seen and heard it all at this point.

What is the most disgusting thing that you have seen/found?

My diarrhea soaked underpants after a traumatizing fever dream when I was a child

What was the “big incident” at your Highschool?

There was a kid known to like to fight, seldom lose and honestly not a big dude but everyone feared him One day while walking across the quad, spaced out, he bumped into me and I started bitching him out before I saw who it was. Of course he immediately called me out, told me to meet him after school on the field. That was how shit was handled back then. All day long I was anxious but I didn’t want to spend the rest of my life hiding so I showed up. Of course a full crowd gathered for it and his reputation was not o key never losing but being vicious as fuck and I was a stoner hippie kid. So we met in the middle of a circle of rabid spectators. He told me he was surprised I showed up. I told him I took responsibility for the consequences of my reaction, admitted I was scared and certain he was going to kick my ass. In that moment, he seemed almost proud that I had the balls to show up and take my beat down. He told me to take the first swing and I refused. I said I can’t fight unless I’m mad and I’m not mad. He wound up as if to hit me, at the last moment pulling his punch, wrapping it around my shoulder and asked my name. I told him and from that day on he was my best friend. Nobody ever fucked with me either. The next week, he got expelled for viscously beating up a 12th grader a foot taller than him (we were in 10th grade). I’ve always taken a lot from that experience Ron my entire life.

[SERIOUS] People who've been put in a mental facility, why?

All I wanted was a Pepsi and she wouldn't bring it to me.

Which athlete or celebrity deserves more spotlight in 2021?

Brendan Fraser

What are the best crisps ever?

Ruffles for the win!

YouTube, Added a voice recording feature for comments. What will happen?

a lot of earrape, like a lot. a lot a lot.

What's the saddest movie you've ever watched?

Grave of the Fireflies

What are some summer camp activities to do when you're bored?

Climb trees and look down on people without being seen. I *technically* wasn’t allowed to be climbing trees, but I was super small and stealthy as a kid.

What are the best ways to take care of yourself?

masturbate

Which athlete or celebrity should be "canceled" in 2021?

None of them. Stop “cancelling” people just because they have a different opinion. Imagine being so upset over a differing opinion and being so uncommunicative that you have to rally people to basically shun someone off the face of the earth because you don’t agree with them.

What's your most memorable language barrier experience?

My friend's cousin just came to the US from Thailand and is slowly learning english, he is better at writing English than speaking it. He wanted to tell me about the meal had when he went out to eat with the family, he didn't know the word crab in english, so he got a sheet of paper and wrote "underwater spider dipped in butter"

What’s the funniest joke you got?

A sphinx was guarding a road when a traveler walked by. The sphinx said to the man "you may pass if you can answer my riddle: What is wider than an ocean, heavier than a mountain, and unbounded by the laws of physics?" The man thought for a moment and answered "imagination". "Wrong", said the Sphinx. "The answer is your mom".

You know what's BS?

This question?

What was the funniest or meanest nickname a child gave somebody else?

I had an aunt that was known as Stinky. Don’t know circumstances but she’d had it since she was a child. A woman I was dating, her 2 year old son started calling me “Danny” (not my name). We figured it was close to Daddy, maybe. Anyway, pissed her ex off wish I found hysterical.

If you were president of the united states, what laws and regulations would you make sure passed?

The annual purge

What's the worst thing one could do to another person?

Betray their trust

What was your worst experience with anal sex?

Tore something inside and it didn’t heal for MONTHS for obvious reasons

What's your most awkward moment at a family gathering?

Cops came and arrested my uncle for unpaid child support. This was at a family reunion

People who were pranked when they were passed out/sleeping, what was it like right after you woke up?

Iwondered why lego was falling out of my pants 😂

What should everyone do to make a world a better place?

Work on themselves

What was your childhood trauma that you still can't get over?

I don't remember alot of my childhood for that very reason. I learned over the years as an adult that my brain was protecting me from myself. So apparently alot of childhood was not right.

What does MRNA mean to you after it's been added to the S & P 599?

mRNA vaccines are a new type of vaccine to protect against infectious diseases.

What’s your most awkward moment in a zoom meeting?

I worked for an awful company and I couldn’t turn my camera on because of how the laptop was plugged in and stuff so instead of putting my camera on I left it off and had my mic off as well A lot of other people had theirs off as well but I was the only one called out and had to explain why my camera was off. Then throughout the meeting I had to confirm I was still on and he would cut me off while I was speaking even though he was asking me a question. Then he said he would be calling me for an hour to question my merits on being a paralegal. It was so awkward to be interrogated in front of everyone

What’s the most physically violent thing you’ve ever done?

I threw a vodka cruiser bottle at a woman's face. She kept repeatedly hitting my male friend violently because she knew he wouldn't hit him back. So I just kind of snapped and threw it at her.

What is your current net worth, how satisfied are you with it ?

no fuckin clue / don't care

What are some best revenge ideas? Towards a neighbour with voyeurism tendencies?

A little bg on this neighbour.. there’s this man who lives opposite of my apartment unit, in his 40s, never had a girlfriend or wife. I have a window beside my main door, it’s a frosted glass, used to have a curtain that covers this window but decided to remove it recently to allow more natural sunlight during the day. Since im used to staying up late, i’ll be in the living room from 1-2am, had the lights on. I just realised how obvious the inside of my house looks from the outside when it’s at night, altho the window is translucent. And this window leads directly to the living room. Couple of days ago, saw him peeping thru the window, and lingered around for a good half an hour, at 1am... Tell me this isn’t creepy. There are still a bunch of weird things he has done, not to me but to my housemate previously. Im mad at the fact that he gets away with things. What happens when you’re a middle aged man, haven’t had sex in years and an involuntary celibate..?? You turn weird dude. Anyways, was just thinking of ideas on how to get back at him. Worst but plausible ideas only please, thank u

what are some well-paying careers that require little to no college?

Methamphetamine Distributor

People that had to deal with anti-maskers not wanting to wear a mask in your store, how did it go? [Serious]

I don't work at a store but I started putting their stuff back on the shelf before it was scanned.