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What is something that you would never trust anyone else doing it for you?
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Cutting my nails
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At what age does it become a dealbreaker for a man to be a virgin without any relationship experience?
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No age
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if you could choose one game to live inside, which game would it be?
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Some hentai game.
The hard part would be choosing just one.
Well, and something else too.
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What are some of the revelations you’ve had while high?
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I can’t remember them but I’ve figured out the meaning to life a few times.
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Whats the tattoo u want to get?
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A sloth on a moped with a banner that says “LIVE SLOW. DIE WHENEVER”.
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Whats ur favourite song?
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Stop posting by kathemari3
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[serious] at what age did you finally have a real friend that felt like a true friend and accepted you for who you are?
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Right around 5 years old.
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What’s the worst thing to happen in your school that spanned a week or more?
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Insufficient funding.
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People who grew up without a father, how stable are you as an adult?
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You asked that question too early. All the strippers are still asleep.
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Where u going this year for vacation?
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Earlier this year, I went to Las Vegas and Nashville. Next month, I'll be going to Colorado.
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People who work at Zoo's: what was you worst intrusive thought while working?
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Are you a zoophile trying to find other zoophiles? Y'all are sick bro.
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What's a sandwich you think everyone should try?
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Reuben Sandwhich
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What phrase/word do you hate the most?
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Worcestershire
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What would you do if the ruling government in your country would ban Bitcoin?
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I mean... they literally can't. Not practically, anyway. That's literally the entire point of cryptocurrencies.
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If you could go back in time and get a perfect, immortal view of one event that has happened in human history, which would you choose?
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I'd like to see Niel Armstrong land on the moon and take his first steps on the surface. Would be really cool to see in person from the surface of the moon.
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If u could change ur eye colour what would u like to get?
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My brown eyes are beautiful, I'm content.
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What object is surprisingly versatile?
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A good knife can be used for so much
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Would u restart ur life from the beginning but not remembering anything?
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Fuck no. What’s the point lol
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Are maggots considered animals?
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Yes. Curious about your thoughts on why they wouldn't be?
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What’s something that everyone should know about your country?
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The south island is better than the north one.
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What is your earliest verified memory?
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Looking out of my bedroom to see the living room was on fire in my parents trailer when I was 3.
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What would you do to cheer someone up?
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Hmm… depends on the person but… I usually get my coworkers, when they’re having a bad day, Starbucks. ☺️
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Congratulations, you've made one of the Vault 101 baseball teams, which position do you prefer?
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Rad roach killer. Someone has to keep them off the field.
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What is something you've seen in public that made you cringe?
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Any ppl making tiktoks in public
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Has anyone ever found a hidden camera inside their Air BnB? If so how did you react?
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Unfortunately not. I totally forgot where I've put it
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People who wear glasses, what is something that people who don't wear glasses will never understand?
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forgetting where you put them down the night before and having to blindly walk around trying to find them.
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Do white women get annoyed at other white women for being uncoordinated when it comes to dancing?
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Why would I get annoyed at someone for not being able to dance?
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What was the worst episode of a good TV Series?
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"Life of Brian" of Family Guy
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what is your bad habit?
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Nail biting
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What's the dumbest reason you've been grounded for?
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Watching Hell Boy
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What’s the best or worst thing to google?
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History of the Roman Empire
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What’s a good prank to do that doesn’t make you an asshole for doing it?
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Slowly replacing every picture at home with tv shows and movies characters
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What’s the stupidest/dumbest question someone has asked you?
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One of my friends asked me if there is weed in all brownies.
I found this hilarious.
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What is the worst thing about this god awful website?
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The people on it
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What is something that feels illegal but isn’t?
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i'm stuck in the washer step bro
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How did your parents mess you up?
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How much time you got?
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What's the craziest thing you believed when you were a child?
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That adults knew what they were doing with their life.
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What is the funniest historical fact that you know?
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Josip Broz Tito, a beloved and still ruthless dictator of Yugoslavia, didn't comply with Stalin's wishes(like all the other communist countries). Stalin sent ~ 23 assassins to kill him, all failed. After the 23rd assassin, Tito wrote to Stalin: “Stop sending people to kill me. We've already captured five of them, one of them with a bomb and another with a rifle. If you don't stop, I'll send one of mine to Moscow, and I won't need to send another one”. Pretty bad-ass thing to say to Stalin
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Extroverts who come from an introvert family, what is like your day to day?
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Everyone in my family is very quiet and introverted. Let's say family meetings don't exist
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How would you describe your life with a quote or name of song/movie?
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if you ain't first, you're last
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Now, Introverts who come from an extroverted family, what is like your day to day?
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Horrible
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Whats the most bullshit reason someone used to justify talking to their ex?
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Anything other than "legal obligation" or "the kid(s)" is bullshit.
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What are some underrated animated shows?
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Elfen Lied and Parasyte
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What are some of the best must listen to podcasts?
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Tbh I don't usually listen to podcasts, but I recently listened to one of Jordan B Petersons podcasts featuring Yeonmi Park, it was intriguing.
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If the universe turns out to be a simulation, which cheats will you turn on first?
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Up, up, down, down, B, A, [select -- if playing with a friend], Start. I'm all about them 30 lives.
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What only gets worse as we give it more attention?
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Conspiracy theorists
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People with low libidos, how do you manage your love life when it comes to sex?
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Let me ask my wife.
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What company slogan sounds much creepier without the positive overtones?
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Just Do It.
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What is the reason why someone can study and work hard and still fail in college?
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Because working smart and working hard are two different things. And many people don't know how to properly study.
You also have to be conscious of what is and isn't working for you. If you leave a test thinking you did well but actually failed, you need some serious help because you're dillusional.
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Has college become a waste of money? Why or why not?
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Here's the thing about college. It's not a waste of time. I learned a lot in college. I grew a lot as a person. My college experience has given me a lot of tools that have helped me be successful. College is a waste of money because the amount of debt you go into to get this knowledge and experience is just crushing. It's incredibly disheartening to go to college, graduate on time, get good grades and then land a job in your field only to find out you're not going to make enough money to live and pay off your debt.
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What's your favorite cheese? What do you like to put it on?
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Colby jack cheese on omelettes
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What's the most fucked up thing you've seen while driving?
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Dead cat
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What are some stereotypes about your country that are actually correct?
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Dutch people are rather vulgar
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If you met a person who had never heard a single note of music, what song would you play them?
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So i put my hands up, they're playing my song, the butterflies fly away
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You’re having sex with your username what is it like?
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I don't wanna talk about it.
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What are kitchen appliances/gadgets that you bought that you shouldn't have?
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Years ago- hot dog cookers, yoghurt maker, electric pizza pan, pressure cooker. And no one needs a margarita maker
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What is an unusual thing that you do that you think more people should do?
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Mind own business
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What's something you realize you consume too much of when you empty your trash?
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Plastic
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When did you realize you are not as nice and kind as you thought yourselves to be?
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Every few weeks or so
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What were your " I need to change otherwise I am screwed" moments in life?
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That one time I went to the doctor before the plague and tipped the scales at 350. I'm down to 225.
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What do you truly regret?
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Not saving more money when I was younger thinking I should enjoy life.
Compound interest... :'(
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If you could have control over s single animal species, ehat would it be and why?
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obviously ants are the only correct answer. they are everywhere and they are strong and they work together in a team very efficient.
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What makes women cheat, and what can men do to prevent it?
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Same reason why men cheat, they're addicted to the way it makes them feel. It's not something you can prevent.
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How do you make things right after tresspassing in someones yard/property?
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Act like you were never there
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What are the benefits of dating you?
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I will actually love you cause it's unlikely I'll find someone to date :/
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At what point are you considered “good at drinking” but not an alcoholic?
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College and into your mid-20's. It's totally acceptable to be able to drink a fifth of liquor or 24 beers during that 18-25 window. After that, you kind of look like a dip shit if you're out there partying until 4 am and sleeping until noon a couple of times a week. Also, the hangovers get worse and the downtime extends, so you end up missing out on a bunch of stuff which only compounds how dumb you look.
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What's healthier for you? A Torta or Burrito?
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Depends on what you put inside
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What can be said during sports and also during divorce?
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"do that again and I'll break your legs"
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What is a band or musical group that you swear by and want to share with others?
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Power Trip.
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Why need digital marketing for a company?
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Well, I am only a student, so that I may be incompetent. I launched a private school internet campaign a few months ago, including social media, advertising, and web+seo staff. It doubled new clients per week, and the manager said clients became a little more loyal. Well, it has to be proven by time, but results are significant l believe
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What is the most creepiest and disturbing thing you have ever heard or watched on the surface web?
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Probably all the murder videos from the gore sites that used to exist.
All I have to say is that the Mexican cartels are more brutal than any other group out there. Isis and all that shit from the Middle East doesn’t even hold a candle to it.
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If your genitalia played a song when aroused, what song would it play?
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sweet home alabama
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What can be said at both a hospital and during a wedding?
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So sad to see him go like this
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If you could change one thing about your life, what would you change?
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I would own a PS5.
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What do period cramps feel like?
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Being stabbed with a dull knife over and over again
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If a bed is the answer, what is the question?
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Why do you sleep on normally
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What movie did you enjoy as an adult but not as a kid?
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Naughty nurses 7
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You can swap bodies with any one person for 24 hours. Who do you swap with and what do you do?
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I swap bodies with Jeff Bezos and donate 95% of my net worth to fight poverty, hunger and homelessness.
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How do y'all put on your shoes? Do you go sock sock shoe shoe, or sock shoe sock shoe?
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Sock sock shoe shoe or you’re a psychopath
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What is a great RPG game with stealth elements, but not totally focus on that?
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Kingdom Come Deliverance
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You’re being hunted by a killer. You have $500,000. What do you do to survive?
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hire the killer to kill the person who hired them to kill me
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What ca be said both in a courtroom and an operation theatre?
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We've got the wrong guy
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Have you ever had any supernatural experiences that made you question your belief in it? If so, what happened?
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I don’t believe in ghosts or the supernatural but I did have one strange experience.
Myself and a few mates decided it would be a good idea to mess around with a Ouija board. I didn’t believe in it so I decided to scare my friends.
Anyway my friend got extremely scared so I decided fine I’ll take away the board. I decided to bring it outside and burn it just so my friend could see that it was gone and he didn’t need to worry. I proceed to put lighter fluid on it and set it on fire. A few seconds after I burnt it a tornado of fire went into the sky it was the top of it was about a metre high. I tried to recreate the flame with other things that I had around the house and couldn’t get the fire to do that again.
Anyway after that my life started to go down hill I started to hear voices and see things I have always had psychosis but it flared up bad after this experience with the board. I know that the flame wasn’t because of my psychosis because all my friends saw it happen and they were all shocked by it as I was.
Again I don’t believe it was because of the supernatural but my friends believe it was. They also believe because I burnt the board my psychosis flaring up was because of a demon or something along those lines.
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Whats your favorite conspiracy theory that you believe is 100% true?
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Epstein didn’t kill himself
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How did yall start masturbating?
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with my hand
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What did someone do that made you have to ask them to leave your house?
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Referred to my step-daughters black baby doll by a repugnant word, and then gave my 2 year old son beer.
The person wasn't doing well emotionally at the time. I forgive them, and I'm proud that they're in a better place now, but I asked them to leave that day, and not return until they got right with themselves. I didn't see them for 3 years.
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What is a forgotten game franchise that is not talked about anymore?
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Skylanders
That was a brilliant game series and I still miss it
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What made you realise you were getting old?
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Difficulty losing weight while remaining in a caloric deficit.
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[Serious] When did the end justify the means?
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When they let people get bombed during WW2, for the sole purpose of hiding the fact they cracked the enigma code.
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What is something you buy that is worth paying more for?
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Jack Black mens skin care products.
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What are you self conscious about?
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That I will make someone upset by things I do or say (unintentionally)
That I am not good enough for anything or anyone
And lastly, that I overthink exactly everything
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What landmark is overrated ?
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The Grand Canyon. It’s a hole. I would rather spend my time in Vegas gamboling and drinking.
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What can be said in both a club/bar and a funeral?
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'I never imagined I'd see you here' to your husband.
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What video game have you dumped the most time into?
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Skyrim. I've played it on PS3, PS4, Xbox 360, Xbox One & Xbox Series X, finished the main story on all of those platforms and most of the side stories. I've probably played somewhere around 3000 hours altogether.
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What's something you think about alot but can't do anything about?
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Corruption in the financial markets
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Having a girlfriend seems more like hassle than it is enjoyable, what is everybody’s thoughts on this?
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Why would it be a hassle?
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The object behind you snaps your neck. What killed you?
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the wall?
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What's something most people can currently buy and own, which will instead become a "subscription item", with a monthly fee to use it?
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Fuck you, Pelaton
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What's something legal when you were young but illegal now?
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Smoking cigarettes while there are kids riding in the car.
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There’s a pill that gives you an ability to gain knowledge and memories of a random person on Earth, but in return, you lose your own. Would you take the pill? Why or why not?
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Hell fucking no. You would become them.
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