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Who is one of the nicest people you know?	Good Guy Greg is such a good guy
If you had to eat one type of food for the rest of your life, what would it be?	Pizza because it can be almost anything you want...traditional pizza,, breakfast pizza, cheeseburger pizza, BBQ pizza, Philly steak pizza, mexican pizza,, etc..fuck it through spaghetti on top can't be bad, meatball, basically a flat meatball sub...if it consists of meat, cheese, and bread why couldn't it somehow be a pizza
What was the most horrifying thing a child told you? (Serious)	While working at Chuck E. Cheese, I once had a little girl, around 5, maybe 6, come up to me and asked me to find her parents. Sounds normal, until I realized it was 10pm, and the last family had just left. Turns out her parents completely abandoned her, and she’d just hung around and played with the other kids at birthday parties toward the end of the day. Police and social services came and got her. Idk what happened after that.
Choose a crime, the replies choose the punishment, what do you think of?	Saying (insert character) is from fortnite, and that (insert franchise) stole them. Example: “Kratos is from Fortnite, they stole him from Fortnite!”
What is the best way to increase your wealth on a medium income?	Just find ghosts that still have bank accounts when seeking clients.
Is their a limit to technology, if so what would it be?	Like an artificial god
What is the latest prank, successful or not, that you attempted?	Tried to convince an e-pal that I was going to Thailand to do some crimes,
Whats a red flag on a date?	Bringing up exes
How did you annoy your siblings?	Kill all of their siblings
People who've gotten cheated on, how did you find out and how did you breakup?	I asked her and she straight up told me haha :)
What conspiracy theory keeps you up at night?	That a god exists and we actually do need to follow a certain moral code to get into heaven
What’s a witty comeback you’ve thought of after the argument was already over?	Your mom goes to college.
If you could only have one superpower, what would it be?	Teleportation
Your username is the title of a new book. What's the plot?	It's an autobiography
What is a good hentai to watch in a discord call with your partner?	Shrek
What's The Best April Fool's Prank You've Ever Pulled?	Told my students they had a final exam and I ended up throwing them a pizza party instead :)
If you had been kidnapped by a psychopath, what would you say on the phone to discretely get help?	"I'm on Facebook," because anybody who knows me knows I wouldn't be there unless I was under duress.
For those that prefer sex toys over the real thing, why?	Because I'm a lesbian. Contrary to popular opinion, a lot of gay women don't have a problem with dicks. It's what's attached to it that we don't care for.
When you hear “The Lion King” which character do you think of?	Pumbaa!
If you could rename the moon what would you call it?	Keith
Which is your favourite Musical: Hamilton or Les Miserables?	Les Miserables all the way! Not gonna lie I find Hamilton is very over rated
What are some of the "triumphs over adversity" that you're proud of but feel are too small to mention?	Constipation
What do you do for a living?	Nice try tax man
What disease scares you the most?	Alzheimer’s and other types of dementia. Your lungs basically forgetting how to breathe? Sounds like a horrible way to go.
Have you got married and not invited someone to the wedding and how did that work out? Did you feel you did the right thing?	I had a very small wedding so had to be really picky with who I invite. One of my childhood friends that I invited got upset that I didint invite his brother. I was close to the brother long time ago, but we haven't been friends in years. Anyhow the friend got over it rather quickly and he didint bring it up again. Now my one friend from school that I invited insisted that I also invite her boyfriend, I told her that it's a very small wedding and that only person who is allowed a +1 is my sister. She said that she will not come unless I invite the bf too. Fast forward few years she's not even with him anymore so I invited a guy I hate to my wedding for nothing. I wouldn't have a problem with that but guy is such a downer, even my grandparents pointed out that he's a killjoy.
What is entirely meant for children but is widely enjoyed by adults?	Pretty much all of the Pokemon games.
If you could be world class at any sport, what would you choose?	Surfing. I’d totally love to live that life
Which canceled TV shows were so raunchy they would never be able to make a single episode today?	https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0274518/ The only answer
If single, how long have you been single? If not, how long have you been with your current partner?	My wife and I will be married 8 years this December.
If you could go on a holiday anywhere in the world, where would it be?	At this point , a holiday in on itself is enough , even if it's at home for me
Dear dogs, what is your favorite texture of chew toy?	Ruff
People who worked at Japanese steakhouses. Are the cooks as fun in the back as they are to the customers? Do they sit back there and practice? What else goes on you can share?	We shared a back parking lot with a Japan Inn, which is basically a Benihana rip off. The chefs smoke a lot back there, and around here, most are hispanic dudes speaking Spanish 😆
You have 10 minutes alone in a room with the person who just murdered your family. All you have is a spoon and a paperclip. How do you enjoy the next 10 minutes?	I would give that guy a pat on the back and tell him thanks for the early inheritance. If we had time I would have a game of chess with the guy
What is the worst secret that you haven't told anyone?	I fucked a horse 10 years ago
What does ‘investing in yourself’ actually mean?	Acquiring skills and knowledge.
Introverts in relationships, how did you meet your SO?	Plenty Of Fish. I’d never tried online dating and tbh, it was nice to be able to get to know each other a bit and form a little comfort, before meeting face to face. Long story short, 4 years later, we’re getting married. This Thursday :)
What's a good TV show from the 1960s?	Star Trek
What’s a conspiracy theory that if people actually researched it, they might find it to be true?	MK ultra
Whats the most akward thing u ever did at a party?	Wait, you guys are getting invited to parties? I should try that one day
how do you deal with the pain of knowing you'll never reach the culinary genius of Kay's cooking?	By liking and continuing to subscribe
If Mick Jagger “can’t get no satisfaction”, what hope is there for the rest of us?	Lowered standards..?
What according to you is slowly getting irrelevant?	Cable TV
What’s something you do when you’re angry?	Swear
Those who have played Dark Souls, why is/isn’t it a masterpiece?	It's the dark souls of gaming
What's your favorite social normal that has changed post-COVID?	Work from home
What is the most expensive thing that you would admit you stole?	Your heart
What is one thing you’ve lost that you wish you could know what happened to it/them?	Virginity, no story just wanted to be first, questions perfect for it lol
What is a bad habit that you do every day and U want to be free ?	Procrastination
How do you respond to a girl that says she can’t hang out with you because she’s working/busy/etc?	“Ok, let me know when you’re free if you want to get together.” I’d just put the ball in her court.
Make Gynecologists - What was your family's reaction when you told them your choice of specialty?	He was born to be a gynecologist. Dr. Howie Feltersnatch, OB/GYN
What would be an unexpected consequence of the whole internet suddenly disappearing?	We’d take a big loss to communication globally, granted, there would still be methods but they would be nowhere near as efficient.
What is the best quote from a philosopher that you've ever come across?	It's simple. We kill the Batman.
What is a brand/service that you will always be loyal to? Why?	I’m not loyal to any company or brand because they aren’t loyal to me.
What’s most embarrassing thing happened with you on date?	Realized she was only interested in a meal...
What's the best insult you've ever heard/made?	Back in elementary school I was walking through the hallway and there was a grade 9 student who was trying to look cool by saying "You look like a (homophobic slur)" at me. So I said "You look like an accident" in response. His friends laughed and teased him a bit while I left. Not the greatest insult but I thought I handled myself well :P
What's youre fav myth/legend?	Ship of Theseus is always a fun thought experiment.
What is something you want to do but don’t because of how it will make you look?	Saying my honest opinions
What crazy technological advancement do you think will happen in our life time?	Asteroid mining stations
What secrets do you think are out there in the universe?	ALL OF THEM!!!
What is a movie you can admit is not a very good movie, but can't help but watch everytime it's on?	Back to the Future. It's an EXCELLENT movie, not just very good.
Who’s better: Messi or Ronaldo?	Messi
People who saw a now-famous rapper's first/early shows, what was it like?	Entertaining
What are those conspiracy theories that you never believed in until something happened to/with you?	Flat earth, I began to believe when yo mama fell to the ground
What’s the worst thing you have seen an owner do to their pet?	Name it Precious, and then raise it to be the most evil ankle biting cunt around
What's your "oops, wrong room" story?	Came in my parents room to see my mom pegging my dad
What’s the biggest dick move in history?	Something to do with a whale I imagine
How are you feeling on this fine afternoon?	It is evening here and I am fan fucking tastic
What does it mean to have The Higher Power?	You see Anakin, for instance, is X^X, but Ben is X^X^X Nothing Simpler.
Fun trivia question: Who was drafted number one in the NBA draft in 2013?	Bill from Accounting
What was the turning point for your weight gain or loss (for better or for worse)?	Male. Weight gain. Marriage and kids.
What are some of the real life success stories from Shia LaBeouf’s “Just do it” video.. if any?	The guy who made it is in a ton of movies
What’s your height and how old are you?	Want my address too?
Is it possible to improve a foreign language to a native level and why?	Yes absolutely. For me, immersion is the key.
You have 50 dollars and need to do some frugal grocery shopping. What's your plan to get the most out of your money?	Go to Aldi. You can eat for 2 weeks on $50
What movie do you think lacked any conflict?	Charlie and the chocolate factory. I wanted the little guys to kick the shit out of everyone
What's the dumbest thing you've ever heard someone say?	Watching an old movie and a bird comes on the screen. "I didnt think birds were invented back then"
What character was so underrated that they eventually became overrated?	Most of the side characters in The Office.
Which fictional character would you like to meet the most?	The hot single females in my area...
People who’ve dated or known someone with a split personality disorder, how was it and any stories to tell?	I'll tell a story about my nieghbor. He has split personality disorder but not two identities but NINE. He showed me his psych report, heavy reading. Well this instant, some punk for some reason started a beef. Police were called and checking over their details, the first thing that comes up about my nieghbor is the psych report. The office told the kid straight, "If he goes for you right now, we won't be able to stop him". He never came back.
What's the best way to improve Ramen?	Freshly squeezed lime, fresh basil, pepper, kamaboko slices
How did you ask your crush out?	i didn't
What is the most timeless song ever?	'What a Wonderful World'
What’s something you judge others for that you’re guilty of yourself?	Public masturbation
What’s your wildest sex story?	My hand moaned
What was your most forever alone moment?	Lying in intensive care with pneumonia and covid while the DR asked me if I wanted resuscitated if my heart stopped. Couldn't see my wife or family and Dr was in full helmet shield and paper suit.
You can buy one thing, regardless of cost or rarity. what is it?	Happiness
What is the dog really doing?	woof
[SERIOUS] What's your best advice for marriage?	Always have open and honest communication with each other regularly. Talk about EVERYTHING
You have been asked to beat the system, what is your weapon of choice?	Charisma
What are some of your weird or embarrassing intrusive thoughts?	I am disgusted by feet. They gross me out so much. And Everytime I see someone in sandals I get intrusive thoughts about putting them in my mouth. No, I do not have a repressed fetish. I literally gag at the thought. But it always happens anyway. OCD can be a personalized nightmare.
What obscure reference do you use on a daily basis that no one seems to get?	Who uses references daily
You time travel to the year 1990 (You're the same age) What's the first thing you do?	Wingman my mother into finding a better man
What makes you instinctively dislike someone?	Arrogance
What's something nostalgic from your childhood that you miss?	Getting laid
You rub a magical lamp and a genie comes out. He gives you three wishes. But you cannot wish for more wishes. So what are your 3 wishes?	Can’t wish for more wishes? Nice try More genies then
What is the secret for happiness?	Learning to be grateful.
What do you hope humanity accomplishes in the next 100 years?	Self-destruction
What’s something girls should know before losing their virginity?	You have to be in the right mood or else the vagina teeth will bite your partner
You wake up on 9/10/2001, How do you stop 9/11 from happening?	Thundergunning it Call in a bom threat
What's your peculiar testicular torsion story?	i had an obese woman sit on my cock and fart on my face

Who is one of the nicest people you know?

Good Guy Greg is such a good guy

If you had to eat one type of food for the rest of your life, what would it be?

Pizza because it can be almost anything you want...traditional pizza,, breakfast pizza, cheeseburger pizza, BBQ pizza, Philly steak pizza, mexican pizza,, etc..fuck it through spaghetti on top can't be bad, meatball, basically a flat meatball sub...if it consists of meat, cheese, and bread why couldn't it somehow be a pizza

What was the most horrifying thing a child told you? (Serious)

While working at Chuck E. Cheese, I once had a little girl, around 5, maybe 6, come up to me and asked me to find her parents. Sounds normal, until I realized it was 10pm, and the last family had just left. Turns out her parents completely abandoned her, and she’d just hung around and played with the other kids at birthday parties toward the end of the day. Police and social services came and got her. Idk what happened after that.

Choose a crime, the replies choose the punishment, what do you think of?

Saying (insert character) is from fortnite, and that (insert franchise) stole them. Example: “Kratos is from Fortnite, they stole him from Fortnite!”

What is the best way to increase your wealth on a medium income?

Just find ghosts that still have bank accounts when seeking clients.

Is their a limit to technology, if so what would it be?

Like an artificial god

What is the latest prank, successful or not, that you attempted?

Tried to convince an e-pal that I was going to Thailand to do some crimes,

Whats a red flag on a date?

Bringing up exes

How did you annoy your siblings?

Kill all of their siblings

People who've gotten cheated on, how did you find out and how did you breakup?

I asked her and she straight up told me haha :)

What conspiracy theory keeps you up at night?

That a god exists and we actually do need to follow a certain moral code to get into heaven

What’s a witty comeback you’ve thought of after the argument was already over?

Your mom goes to college.

If you could only have one superpower, what would it be?

Teleportation

Your username is the title of a new book. What's the plot?

It's an autobiography

What is a good hentai to watch in a discord call with your partner?

Shrek

What's The Best April Fool's Prank You've Ever Pulled?

Told my students they had a final exam and I ended up throwing them a pizza party instead :)

If you had been kidnapped by a psychopath, what would you say on the phone to discretely get help?

"I'm on Facebook," because anybody who knows me knows I wouldn't be there unless I was under duress.

For those that prefer sex toys over the real thing, why?

Because I'm a lesbian. Contrary to popular opinion, a lot of gay women don't have a problem with dicks. It's what's attached to it that we don't care for.

When you hear “The Lion King” which character do you think of?

Pumbaa!

If you could rename the moon what would you call it?

Keith

Which is your favourite Musical: Hamilton or Les Miserables?

Les Miserables all the way! Not gonna lie I find Hamilton is very over rated

What are some of the "triumphs over adversity" that you're proud of but feel are too small to mention?

Constipation

What do you do for a living?

Nice try tax man

What disease scares you the most?

Alzheimer’s and other types of dementia. Your lungs basically forgetting how to breathe? Sounds like a horrible way to go.

Have you got married and not invited someone to the wedding and how did that work out? Did you feel you did the right thing?

I had a very small wedding so had to be really picky with who I invite. One of my childhood friends that I invited got upset that I didint invite his brother. I was close to the brother long time ago, but we haven't been friends in years. Anyhow the friend got over it rather quickly and he didint bring it up again. Now my one friend from school that I invited insisted that I also invite her boyfriend, I told her that it's a very small wedding and that only person who is allowed a +1 is my sister. She said that she will not come unless I invite the bf too. Fast forward few years she's not even with him anymore so I invited a guy I hate to my wedding for nothing. I wouldn't have a problem with that but guy is such a downer, even my grandparents pointed out that he's a killjoy.

What is entirely meant for children but is widely enjoyed by adults?

Pretty much all of the Pokemon games.

If you could be world class at any sport, what would you choose?

Surfing. I’d totally love to live that life

Which canceled TV shows were so raunchy they would never be able to make a single episode today?

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0274518/ The only answer

If single, how long have you been single? If not, how long have you been with your current partner?

My wife and I will be married 8 years this December.

If you could go on a holiday anywhere in the world, where would it be?

At this point , a holiday in on itself is enough , even if it's at home for me

Dear dogs, what is your favorite texture of chew toy?

Ruff

People who worked at Japanese steakhouses. Are the cooks as fun in the back as they are to the customers? Do they sit back there and practice? What else goes on you can share?

We shared a back parking lot with a Japan Inn, which is basically a Benihana rip off. The chefs smoke a lot back there, and around here, most are hispanic dudes speaking Spanish 😆

You have 10 minutes alone in a room with the person who just murdered your family. All you have is a spoon and a paperclip. How do you enjoy the next 10 minutes?

I would give that guy a pat on the back and tell him thanks for the early inheritance. If we had time I would have a game of chess with the guy

What is the worst secret that you haven't told anyone?

I fucked a horse 10 years ago

What does ‘investing in yourself’ actually mean?

Acquiring skills and knowledge.

Introverts in relationships, how did you meet your SO?

Plenty Of Fish. I’d never tried online dating and tbh, it was nice to be able to get to know each other a bit and form a little comfort, before meeting face to face. Long story short, 4 years later, we’re getting married. This Thursday :)

What's a good TV show from the 1960s?

*Star Trek*

What’s a conspiracy theory that if people actually researched it, they might find it to be true?

MK ultra

Whats the most akward thing u ever did at a party?

Wait, you guys are getting invited to parties? I should try that one day

how do you deal with the pain of knowing you'll never reach the culinary genius of Kay's cooking?

By liking and continuing to subscribe

If Mick Jagger “can’t get no satisfaction”, what hope is there for the rest of us?

Lowered standards..?

What according to you is slowly getting irrelevant?

Cable TV

What’s something you do when you’re angry?

Swear

Those who have played Dark Souls, why is/isn’t it a masterpiece?

It's the dark souls of gaming

What's your favorite social normal that has changed post-COVID?

Work from home

What is the most expensive thing that you would admit you stole?

Your heart

What is one thing you’ve lost that you wish you could know what happened to it/them?

Virginity, no story just wanted to be first, questions perfect for it lol

What is a bad habit that you do every day and U want to be free ?

Procrastination

How do you respond to a girl that says she can’t hang out with you because she’s working/busy/etc?

“Ok, let me know when you’re free if you want to get together.” I’d just put the ball in her court.

Make Gynecologists - What was your family's reaction when you told them your choice of specialty?

He was born to be a gynecologist. Dr. Howie Feltersnatch, OB/GYN

What would be an unexpected consequence of the whole internet suddenly disappearing?

We’d take a big loss to communication globally, granted, there would still be methods but they would be nowhere near as efficient.

What is the best quote from a philosopher that you've ever come across?

It's simple. We kill the Batman.

What is a brand/service that you will always be loyal to? Why?

I’m not loyal to any company or brand because they aren’t loyal to me.

What’s most embarrassing thing happened with you on date?

Realized she was only interested in a meal...

What's the best insult you've ever heard/made?

Back in elementary school I was walking through the hallway and there was a grade 9 student who was trying to look cool by saying "You look like a (homophobic slur)" at me. So I said "You look like an accident" in response. His friends laughed and teased him a bit while I left. Not the greatest insult but I thought I handled myself well :P

What's youre fav myth/legend?

Ship of Theseus is always a fun thought experiment.

What is something you want to do but don’t because of how it will make you look?

Saying my honest opinions

What crazy technological advancement do you think will happen in our life time?

Asteroid mining stations

What secrets do you think are out there in the universe?

ALL OF THEM!!!

What is a movie you can admit is not a very good movie, but can't help but watch everytime it's on?

Back to the Future. It's an EXCELLENT movie, not just very good.

Who’s better: Messi or Ronaldo?

Messi

People who saw a now-famous rapper's first/early shows, what was it like?

Entertaining

What are those conspiracy theories that you never believed in until something happened to/with you?

Flat earth, I began to believe when yo mama fell to the ground

What’s the worst thing you have seen an owner do to their pet?

Name it Precious, and then raise it to be the most evil ankle biting cunt around

What's your "oops, wrong room" story?

Came in my parents room to see my mom pegging my dad

What’s the biggest dick move in history?

Something to do with a whale I imagine

How are you feeling on this fine afternoon?

It is evening here and I am fan fucking tastic

What does it mean to have The Higher Power?

You see Anakin, for instance, is X^X, but Ben is X^X^X Nothing Simpler.

Fun trivia question: Who was drafted number one in the NBA draft in 2013?

Bill from Accounting

What was the turning point for your weight gain or loss (for better or for worse)?

Male. Weight gain. Marriage and kids.

What are some of the real life success stories from Shia LaBeouf’s “Just do it” video.. if any?

The guy who made it is in a ton of movies

What’s your height and how old are you?

Want my address too?

Is it possible to improve a foreign language to a native level and why?

Yes absolutely. For me, immersion is the key.

You have 50 dollars and need to do some frugal grocery shopping. What's your plan to get the most out of your money?

Go to Aldi. You can eat for 2 weeks on $50

What movie do you think lacked any conflict?

Charlie and the chocolate factory. I wanted the little guys to kick the shit out of everyone

What's the dumbest thing you've ever heard someone say?

Watching an old movie and a bird comes on the screen. "I didnt think birds were invented back then"

What character was so underrated that they eventually became overrated?

Most of the side characters in The Office.

Which fictional character would you like to meet the most?

The hot single females in my area...

People who’ve dated or known someone with a split personality disorder, how was it and any stories to tell?

I'll tell a story about my nieghbor. He has split personality disorder but not two identities but NINE. He showed me his psych report, heavy reading. Well this instant, some punk for some reason started a beef. Police were called and checking over their details, the first thing that comes up about my nieghbor is the psych report. The office told the kid straight, "If he goes for you right now, we won't be able to stop him". He never came back.

What's the best way to improve Ramen?

Freshly squeezed lime, fresh basil, pepper, kamaboko slices

How did you ask your crush out?

i didn't

What is the most timeless song ever?

'What a Wonderful World'

What’s something you judge others for that you’re guilty of yourself?

Public masturbation

What’s your wildest sex story?

My hand moaned

What was your most forever alone moment?

Lying in intensive care with pneumonia and covid while the DR asked me if I wanted resuscitated if my heart stopped. Couldn't see my wife or family and Dr was in full helmet shield and paper suit.

You can buy one thing, regardless of cost or rarity. what is it?

Happiness

What is the dog really doing?

woof

[SERIOUS] What's your best advice for marriage?

Always have open and honest communication with each other regularly. Talk about EVERYTHING

You have been asked to beat the system, what is your weapon of choice?

Charisma

What are some of your weird or embarrassing intrusive thoughts?

I am disgusted by feet. They gross me out so much. And Everytime I see someone in sandals I get intrusive thoughts about putting them in my mouth. No, I do not have a repressed fetish. I literally gag at the thought. But it always happens anyway. OCD can be a personalized nightmare.

What obscure reference do you use on a daily basis that no one seems to get?

Who uses references daily

You time travel to the year 1990 (You're the same age) What's the first thing you do?

Wingman my mother into finding a better man

What makes you instinctively dislike someone?

Arrogance

What's something nostalgic from your childhood that you miss?

Getting laid

You rub a magical lamp and a genie comes out. He gives you three wishes. But you cannot wish for more wishes. So what are your 3 wishes?

Can’t wish for more wishes? Nice try More genies then

What is the secret for happiness?

Learning to be grateful.

What do you hope humanity accomplishes in the next 100 years?

Self-destruction

What’s something girls should know before losing their virginity?

You have to be in the right mood or else the vagina teeth will bite your partner

You wake up on 9/10/2001, How do you stop 9/11 from happening?

Thundergunning it Call in a bom threat

What's your peculiar testicular torsion story?

i had an obese woman sit on my cock and fart on my face