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THE PUERTO RICAN DAY | null | Don't judge me! | Pregnant Woman | Elaine |
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY | null | Help us up so we can cross the street? | Elaine | Pregnant Woman |
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY | null | Nah, nah, You can't cross here. There's a parade. | Police Officer | Elaine |
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY | null | But we've come so far. We just want to unwind. | Elaine | Police Officer |
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY | null | Hey, what can I tell ya? | Police Officer | Elaine |
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY | null | They close the floor boards. | Police Officer | Elaine |
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY | null | Wanna make out some more? | Business Man | Int. Bleachers - Day |
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY | null | Oh, god! Let us out! | Elaine | Business Man |
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY | null | George hides behind a van and sees a man with a pen. He sneaks up and grabs the pen and destroys it. He ends up with ink all over his hands. | Ext. City Sidewalk - Day | Elaine |
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY | null | That wasn't a laser pen. | George | Ext. City Sidewalk - Day |
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY | null | No. It's just a pen. | Delivery Man | George |
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY | null | The delivery man laughs. | Delivery Man | George |
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY | null | Oh, that's funny | George | Delivery Man |
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY | null | No. You have, like, a dot on your face. Whoever's doing that is very clever. | Delivery Man | George |
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY | null | Kramer lights a cigar with a sparkler. | Ext. City Street - Day | Delivery Man |
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY | null | Come on, man. You need to lighten up. You know, a feeling like this only happens once a year. | Kramer | Ext. City Street - Day |
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY | null | He tosses the sparkler into the back seat of Jerry's car where it lands on the Puerto Rican flag. | Kramer | Ext. City Street - Day |
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY | null | Yeah, it's like this every day in Puerto Rico. | Kramer | Ext. City Street - Day |
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY | null | Lamar starts to laugh as he sees the smoke rise. | Kramer | Ext. City Street - Day |
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY | null | See, now you're getting the spirit of it, huh? | Kramer | Ext. City Street - Day |
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY | null | Kramer smells the smoke, turns, and sees the fire. | Kramer | Ext. City Street - Day |
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY | null | Ooh! !Dios mio! | Kramer | Ext. City Street - Day |
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY | null | He grabs the flag, throws it onto the sidewalk and stops on it. | Kramer | Ext. City Street - Day |
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY | null | Hey! There's a guy burning the Puerto Rican flag! | Man | Kramer |
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY | null | Who! Who is burning the flag?! | Bob | Man |
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY | null | Oh, no. | Kramer | Bob |
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY | null | Him?! | Bob | Kramer |
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY | null | That's not very nice. | Cedric | Bob |
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY | null | It was an accident. | Kramer | Cedric |
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY | null | Do you know what day this is? Because I know what day this is, they know what day this is, so I was wondering if you know what day this is! | Bob | Kramer |
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY | null | Because it's Puerto Rican day. | Cedric | Bob |
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY | null | Maybe we should stomp you like you stomp the flag! What do you think of that? | Bob | Cedric |
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY | null | Now look, I just have one thing to say to you boys. Mama! | Kramer | Bob |
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY | null | Kramer runs off screaming. The others give chase. | Kramer | Bob |
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY | null | The sales woman lets George in. | Int. Apartment - Day | Kramer |
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY | null | Right this way, Mr. Vandelay. | Sales Woman | Int. Apartment - Day |
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY | null | Well, this is a lovely apartment. Lovely! My kids are gonna go crazy. I, uh, I wonder if I could see the bathrooms. Preferably one with some paint thinner and, uh, some rags? | George | Sales Woman |
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY | null | It's down the hall. | Sales Woman | George |
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY | null | George walks to the bathroom, but stops when he sees Jerry. | Sales Woman | George |
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY | null | Oh, hello... | Jerry | Sales Woman |
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY | null | Art. | George | Jerry |
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY | null | Mr. Vandelay, of course. | Jerry | George |
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY | null | You two know each other? | Sales Woman | Jerry |
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY | null | Kramer bursts through the door. | Sales Woman | Jerry |
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY | null | Mr. Pennypacker! | Sales Woman | Jerry |
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY | null | Uh, yes, uh, I--I wanted to, uh, stop by and make sure that my shark tank fits-- uh, hello. | Kramer | Sales Woman |
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY | null | Mr. Pennypacker, this is Mr. Vandelay, And you know Mr. Varnsen | Sales Woman | Kramer |
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY | null | Uh, Varnsen. | Kramer | Sales Woman |
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY | null | Pennypacker. | Jerry | Kramer |
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY | null | Vandelay. | Kramer | Jerry |
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY | null | Pennypacker. Varnsen. | George | Kramer |
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY | null | Vandelay. Wait a second. Mr. Pennypacker, if you're here, and Mr. Vandelay is also here, then who's watching the factory? | Jerry | George |
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY | null | The factory? | Kramer | Jerry |
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY | null | The Saab factory? | Jerry | Kramer |
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY | null | Jerry, that's in Sweden. | Kramer | Jerry |
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY | null | George turns on the TV as Jerry runs to the window just in time to see a mob attacking his car. | Kramer | Jerry |
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY | null | My car! | Jerry | Kramer |
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY | null | Well, you know, it's like this every day in Puerto Rico. | Kramer | Jerry |
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY | null | Jerry, the Mets lost. | George | Kramer |
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY | null | I love a parade! | Jerry | George |
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY | null | Jerry's car is stuck in a stairwell outside a building. Kramer, George, and Jerry admire the mob's handiwork. | Ext. City Sidewalk - Night | Jerry |
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY | null | How do you suppose they did that? | George | Ext. City Sidewalk - Night |
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY | null | Well...there's no logical explanation. All right. Well, shall we go home? | Kramer | George |
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY | null | Well, what about my car? | Jerry | Kramer |
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY | null | Well, Jerry, you can't deduct it now. | Kramer | Jerry |
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY | null | Elaine approaches the group. She is totally disheveled with popcorn in her hair and her clothing stained. | Kramer | Jerry |
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY | null | Hey, there's Elaine. | Jerry | Kramer |
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY | null | Hey. | Elaine | Jerry |
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY | null | Well, you look, uh...relaxed. | Jerry | Elaine |
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY | null | Well, it is Sunday night, and you know how I like to unwind. | Elaine | Jerry |
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY | null | Lamar drives up in his maroon Golf. | Elaine | Jerry |
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY | null | Hey, black Saab. Looks like that building cut you off! Ha ha ha! See ya around! | Lamar | Elaine |
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY | null | He drives off. | Lamar | Elaine |
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY | null | Well, at least he didn't- | Jerry | Lamar |
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY | null | Jackass! | Lamar | Jerry |
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY | null | Jerry sets his car alarm. | Lamar | Jerry |
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY | null | Somebody remember where we parked. | Jerry | Lamar |
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY | null | This was a fun day. It's nice to get out. | Kramer | Jerry |
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY | null | The foursome walk off as a laser lights up George's rear end. | Kramer | Jerry |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (Monologue, on stage) | It seems like whenever these office people call you in for a meeting, the whole thing is about the sitting down. I would really like to sit down with you. I think we need to sit down and talk. Why don't you come in, and we'll sit down. Well, sometimes the sitting down doesn't work. People get mad at the sitting.You know, we've been sitting here for I don't know how long. How much longer are we just going to sit here? I'll tell you what I think we should do. I think we should all sleep on it. Maybe we're not getting down low enough. Maybe if we all lie down, then our brains will work. | Jerry | null |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (Jerry and George at Monks) | I can't eat this without catsup. Would it kill her to check up on us? Would that be a terrible thing? "How's everything? Do you need anything? What can I do for you?" | George | null |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (Jerry and George at Monks) | I know what you mean. | Jerry | George |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (Jerry and George at Monks) | Do ya? | George | Jerry |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (Jerry and George at Monks) | It's like going out with someone and you never hear from them again. | Jerry | George |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (Jerry and George at Monks) | Same thing! | George | Jerry |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (Jerry and George at Monks) | Not really, but it's something. Ask the people behind you. | Jerry | George |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (Jerry and George at Monks) | Excuse me. Are you using your catsup? | George | Jerry |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (Jerry and George at Monks) | What do you think? You want to give him the catsup? | Woman | George |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (Jerry and George at Monks) | It's up to you. | Man | Woman |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (Jerry and George at Monks) | You know what? I don't think so. I'm going to need it from time to time. | Woman | Man |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (Jerry and George at Monks) | So what are you doing later? You want to go to the movies? | Jerry | Woman |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (Jerry and George at Monks) | Nah - what for? | George | Jerry |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (Jerry and George at Monks) | To see a movie. | Jerry | George |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (Jerry and George at Monks) | I've been to the movies. | George | Jerry |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (Jerry and George at Monks) | Not this movie. | Jerry | George |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (Jerry and George at Monks) | They're all the same. You go, you sit, you eat popcorn, you watch. I'm sick of it. | George | Jerry |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (Jerry and George at Monks) | Did you shower today? | Jerry | George |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (Jerry and George at Monks) | Yeah. | George | Jerry |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (Jerry and George at Monks) | That's usually the kind of mood I'm in when I haven't showered. | Jerry | George |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (Jerry and George at Monks) | When is it going to be my turn, Jerry? When do I get my 15 minutes? I want my 15 minutes! | George | Jerry |
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