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THE FINALE PART 1 | (Jerry and George are escorted into Mr. Kimbrough's office) | Pineapple. | Stu | Jerry |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (Jerry and George are escorted into Mr. Kimbrough's office) | Oh, that's a dangerous fruit. It's like a weapon that thing, got spikes on the end. You can get killed from | George | Stu |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (Jerry and George are escorted into Mr. Kimbrough's office) | one of those things. | George | Stu |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (Jerry and George are escorted into Mr. Kimbrough's office) | Anyway, let me tell you why I called. When I took over here last month, I reviewed what was in development,and it was pretty much same old, same old. | Kimbrough | George |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (Jerry and George are escorted into Mr. Kimbrough's office) | Been there, done that. | George | Kimbrough |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (Jerry and George are escorted into Mr. Kimbrough's office) | Right. I was looking for something different. Something that would have people talking at the water coolers. | Kimbrough | George |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (Jerry and George are escorted into Mr. Kimbrough's office) | Water coolers? | George | Kimbrough |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (Jerry and George are escorted into Mr. Kimbrough's office) | We call it a water-cooler show. | Crespi | George |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (Jerry and George are escorted into Mr. Kimbrough's office) | Because the next day in the offices, people gather around the water coolers to talk about it, right? | Jerry | Crespi |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (Jerry and George are escorted into Mr. Kimbrough's office) | See, I think people would talk about it at the coffee machines. | George | Jerry |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (Jerry and George are escorted into Mr. Kimbrough's office) | Well it's probably just easier to say "water cooler show" than "coffee machine show." | Jerry | George |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (Jerry and George are escorted into Mr. Kimbrough's office) | It's really not accurate. Nobody drinks from a water cooler any more - they use bottles. | George | Jerry |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (Jerry and George are escorted into Mr. Kimbrough's office) | But I think Mr. Kimbrough makes a good point. | Jerry | George |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (Jerry and George are escorted into Mr. Kimbrough's office) | Anyway, Stu here started telling me about a show, "Jerry", that he developed five years ago. | Kimbrough | Jerry |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (Jerry and George are escorted into Mr. Kimbrough's office) | I have always loved it. | Stu | Kimbrough |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (Jerry and George are escorted into Mr. Kimbrough's office) | He said it was a show about nothing. So, I saw the pilot and I've got to tell you - I flipped out. | Kimbrough | Stu |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (Jerry and George are escorted into Mr. Kimbrough's office) | He totally flipped out. | Crespi | Kimbrough |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (Jerry and George are escorted into Mr. Kimbrough's office) | What I want to do is put it on the air. 13-episode commitment. Start it off on Wednesday night, build up an audience. This show needs time to grow. I love that Kramer guy. | Kimbrough | Crespi |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (Jerry and George are escorted into Mr. Kimbrough's office) | He's a little off the wall. | Jerry | Kimbrough |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (Jerry and George are escorted into Mr. Kimbrough's office) | Oh yeah. | Crespi | Jerry |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (Jerry and George are escorted into Mr. Kimbrough's office) | Kramer. | Stu | Crespi |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (Jerry and George are escorted into Mr. Kimbrough's office) | And Elaine - I wouldn't mind seeing something happening between you two. | Kimbrough | Stu |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (Jerry and George are escorted into Mr. Kimbrough's office) | Definitely. | Jerry | Kimbrough |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (Jerry and George are escorted into Mr. Kimbrough's office) | I tell you, I really don't think so-called relationship humor is what this show is all about. | George | Jerry |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (Jerry and George are escorted into Mr. Kimbrough's office) | Or we could not do the show altogether, how about that? | Kimbrough | George |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (Jerry and George are escorted into Mr. Kimbrough's office) | Or we could get them together. Woo! | George | Kimbrough |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (George and Jerry attempt a hug outside Mr. Kimbrough's office) | Yeah! | George | null |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (George and Jerry attempt a hug outside Mr. Kimbrough's office) | Yeah! | Jerry | George |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (Elaine is at home using the phone when Jerry calls to tell her the news) | Jill, hi, it's Elaine. Well, I'm calling from my home. Indoors. Well, I was just calling to see how your fa.. I'm sorry, I'm getting another call. Hang on just a second. Hello? | Elaine | null |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (Elaine is at home using the phone when Jerry calls to tell her the news) | Hi. Elaine, it's me. | Jerry | Elaine |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (Elaine is at home using the phone when Jerry calls to tell her the news) | Jerry, I'm on the other line. | Elaine | Jerry |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (Elaine is at home using the phone when Jerry calls to tell her the news) | No no - this is an emergency - get off the phone. | Jerry | Elaine |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (Elaine is at home using the phone when Jerry calls to tell her the news) | I'm sorry, Jill. I'm going to have to take this call. Jerry, what's the emergency? | Elaine | Jerry |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (Elaine is at home using the phone when Jerry calls to tell her the news) | The "Jerry"'s back on - the TV show! George and I are moving to California! | Jerry | Elaine |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (Elaine is at home using the phone when Jerry calls to tell her the news) | That's the emergency? | Elaine | Jerry |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (Elaine is at home using the phone when Jerry calls to tell her the news) | Did you hear what I said? | Jerry | Elaine |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (Elaine is at home using the phone when Jerry calls to tell her the news) | I was on the other line talking to Jill. | Elaine | Jerry |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (Elaine is at home using the phone when Jerry calls to tell her the news) | Jill? Well, why didn't you say so? | Jerry | Elaine |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (Elaine is at home using the phone when Jerry calls to tell her the news) | You said it was an emergency. | Elaine | Jerry |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (Elaine is at home using the phone when Jerry calls to tell her the news) | So now she's lost a phone face-off? That's even worse than your cell phone walk-and-talk. | Jerry | Elaine |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (Jerry is telling his parents the good news about Jerry) | Congratulations, they're doing the show. | Helen | null |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (Jerry is telling his parents the good news about Jerry) | They should have put that show on 5 years ago. Bunch of idiots at that network. Can I tell you something, Jerry? It's all crap on TV. The only thing I watch is Xena the Warrior Princess. She must be about six-six. | Morty | Helen |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (Jerry is telling his parents the good news about Jerry) | She's not six-six. | Helen | Morty |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (Jerry is telling his parents the good news about Jerry) | Jerry, you ever watch that? | Morty | Helen |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (Jerry is telling his parents the good news about Jerry) | Yeah, it's pretty good. | Jerry | Morty |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (George is telling his parents the news.) | They picked up the show? | Estelle | null |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (George is telling his parents the news.) | I'm moving to California. | George | Estelle |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (George is telling his parents the news.) | Oh baby-doll, this kid's going places, I told you. | Frank | George |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (George is telling his parents the news.) | The NBC guy liked it? | Estelle | Frank |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (George is telling his parents the news.) | Of course he liked it. | George | Estelle |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (George is telling his parents the news.) | He told you he liked it? | Estelle | George |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (George is telling his parents the news.) | He wouldn't put it on if he didn't like it. | George | Estelle |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (George is telling his parents the news.) | Well, what are you doing? | Estelle | George |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (George is telling his parents the news.) | I'm writing. | George | Estelle |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (George is telling his parents the news.) | You know how to write? | Estelle | George |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (George is telling his parents the news.) | Without the writing, you have nothing. You're the ones that make them look good. | Frank | Estelle |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (George is telling his parents the news.) | Since when do you know how to write? I never saw you write anything. | Estelle | Frank |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (George is telling his parents the news.) | Ma?! | George | Estelle |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (George is telling his parents the news.) | I don't know how you're going to write all those shows. And where are you get all the ideas? | Estelle | George |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (George is telling his parents the news.) | Would you leave him alone? You'll shatter his confidence! | Frank | Estelle |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (George is telling his parents the news.) | I don't need any ideas. It's a show about nothing. | George | Frank |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (George is telling his parents the news.) | Nothing. Please. I'll tell you the truth - the whole thing sounds pretty stupid to me. | Estelle | George |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (Jerry is on the phone with his agent, Kramer walks in.) | NBC is letting me use their private jet? And I can go anywhere I want? That's fantastic! Thanks. Great. | Jerry | null |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (Jerry is on the phone with his agent, Kramer walks in.) | Okay, bye. | Jerry | null |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (Jerry is on the phone with his agent, Kramer walks in.) | Oh hey! | Kramer | Jerry |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (Jerry is on the phone with his agent, Kramer walks in.) | Hey - how was the beach? | Jerry | Kramer |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (Jerry is on the phone with his agent, Kramer walks in.) | Oh, you missed it, buddy - lot of femininas - some major femininas | Kramer | Jerry |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (Jerry is on the phone with his agent, Kramer walks in.) | I had a little meeting today at NBC. What are you doing? | Jerry | Kramer |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (Jerry is on the phone with his agent, Kramer walks in.) | You know, I went swimming and I can't get this water out of my ear. | Kramer | Jerry |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (Jerry is on the phone with his agent, Kramer walks in.) | So do you remember five years ago, we did that pilot, "Jerry"? Well, the new guy at NBC wants to do it. | Jerry | Kramer |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (Jerry is on the phone with his agent, Kramer walks in.) | They're putting it on the air! They're giving us a 13-episode commitment. George and I are moving to California! | Jerry | Kramer |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (Jerry is on the phone with his agent, Kramer walks in.) | You're moving to California? | Kramer | Jerry |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (Jerry is on the phone with his agent, Kramer walks in.) | Yeah, only for a while. | Jerry | Kramer |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (Jerry is on the phone with his agent, Kramer walks in.) | Yeah, but Jerry, what happens if the show's a hit? You could be out there for years! You might never come back. | Kramer | Jerry |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (Jerry is on the phone with his agent, Kramer walks in.) | No, I'll be back. | Jerry | Kramer |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (Jerry is on the phone with his agent, Kramer walks in.) | Jerry. It's L.A. Nobody leaves. She's a seductress, she's a siren, she's a virgin, she's a whore. | Kramer | Jerry |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (Jerry is on the phone with his agent, Kramer walks in.) | And my agent said as a bonus, I can use their private jet, so we'll all go somewhere - the four of us, one big fling before George and I go to California. | Jerry | Kramer |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (Jerry is on the phone with his agent, Kramer walks in.) | Fling! | Kramer | Jerry |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (The group is sitting at their table at Monks) | So we can go anywhere we want? | Elaine | null |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (The group is sitting at their table at Monks) | Anywhere. | Jerry | Elaine |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (The group is sitting at their table at Monks) | Why are they doing this? | Elaine | Jerry |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (The group is sitting at their table at Monks) | I think they want to make it up to us cause they let this thing sit on their shelf for five years. | Jerry | Elaine |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (The group is sitting at their table at Monks) | This is all very exciting. | Elaine | Jerry |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (The group is sitting at their table at Monks) | So? Where are we going? | George | Elaine |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (The group is sitting at their table at Monks) | I say Japan. | Kramer | George |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (The group is sitting at their table at Monks) | Why Japan? | Elaine | Kramer |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (The group is sitting at their table at Monks) | Oh - geishas - they cater to your every whim. They're shy at first, but they're quite skilled at conversation. They can discuss anything from world affairs to the fine art of fishing - or baking. | Kramer | Elaine |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (The group is sitting at their table at Monks) | Oh - I got it - how about Russia? | Elaine | Kramer |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (The group is sitting at their table at Monks) | Russia, it's so bleak. | Jerry | Elaine |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (The group is sitting at their table at Monks) | It's not bleak - it's springtime. | Elaine | Jerry |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (The group is sitting at their table at Monks) | It's still bleak. | Jerry | Elaine |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (The group is sitting at their table at Monks) | You can't be bleak in spring. | Elaine | Jerry |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (The group is sitting at their table at Monks) | You can be bleak in spring. | Jerry | Elaine |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (The group is sitting at their table at Monks) | If you're bleak, you're bleak. | George | Jerry |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (The group is sitting at their table at Monks) | What about Switzerland? | Elaine | George |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (The group is sitting at their table at Monks) | Oh - Switzerland - the Von Trapp family, huh? | Kramer | Elaine |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (The group is sitting at their table at Monks) | It's a bit hilly - no? | George | Kramer |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (The group is sitting at their table at Monks) | You're not going to do any walking. | Elaine | George |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (The group is sitting at their table at Monks) | What if I want to walk around a little? | George | Elaine |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (The group is sitting at their table at Monks) | So then you'll walk down the hill and we'll pick you up. | Elaine | George |
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