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THE FINALE PART 1 | (Jerry and George at Monks) | Oh, quit complaining. At least you have your health. | Jerry | George |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (Jerry and George at Monks) | Ah! Health's not good enough. I want more than health. Health's not doing it for me anymore. I'm sick | George | Jerry |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (Jerry and George at Monks) | of health. | George | Jerry |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (Jerry and George at Monks) | All right, we're done. You can have it now. | Woman | George |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (Jerry and George at Monks) | Oh, very gracious. | George | Woman |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (Jerry and George are walking down the sidewalk. Kramer and Elaine drive up.) | Nice day | Man | null |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (Jerry and George are walking down the sidewalk. Kramer and Elaine drive up.) | Yeah. | George | Man |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (Jerry and George are walking down the sidewalk. Kramer and Elaine drive up.) | What is that? | Jerry | George |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (Jerry and George are walking down the sidewalk. Kramer and Elaine drive up.) | Hey! JoJo! | Kramer | Jerry |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (Jerry and George are walking down the sidewalk. Kramer and Elaine drive up.) | Ey, ey! | Jerry | Kramer |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (Jerry and George are walking down the sidewalk. Kramer and Elaine drive up.) | All right, thanks for the ride, Kramer. | Elaine | Jerry |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (Jerry and George are walking down the sidewalk. Kramer and Elaine drive up.) | No, thank you. So what are you doing? | Kramer | Elaine |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (Jerry and George are walking down the sidewalk. Kramer and Elaine drive up.) | Nothing. | Jerry | Kramer |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (Jerry and George are walking down the sidewalk. Kramer and Elaine drive up.) | Come on, let's go to the beach. | Kramer | Jerry |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (Jerry and George are walking down the sidewalk. Kramer and Elaine drive up.) | What are you crazy? | George | Kramer |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (Jerry and George are walking down the sidewalk. Kramer and Elaine drive up.) | What? It's a beautiful day. | Kramer | George |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (Jerry and George are walking down the sidewalk. Kramer and Elaine drive up.) | Have a good time. | Jerry | Kramer |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (Jerry and George are walking down the sidewalk. Kramer and Elaine drive up.) | Yeah, there's something in the air today. You feel it? There's something in the air. | Kramer | Jerry |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (Jerry and George are walking down the sidewalk. Kramer and Elaine drive up.) | You know you're turning into Burt Lancaster? | Jerry | Kramer |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (Jerry and George are walking down the sidewalk. Kramer and Elaine drive up.) | Yeah, there's something in the air. | Kramer | Jerry |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (Kramer drives off) | Oh, I forgot to call Jill. Jill. Hi, it's Elaine. How is your father? Is everything okay? What? I can't hear you so good. There's a lot of static. Wha? I'm going to call you back. | Elaine | null |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (Kramer drives off) | Jill's father is in the hospital and you call to ask about him on a cell phone? | Jerry | Elaine |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (Kramer drives off) | What? No good? | Elaine | Jerry |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (Kramer drives off) | Faux pas. | Jerry | Elaine |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (Kramer drives off) | Faux pas? | Elaine | Jerry |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (Kramer drives off) | Big hefty stinking faux pas. | George | Elaine |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (Kramer drives off) | Why? | Elaine | George |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (Kramer drives off) | You can't make a health inquiry on a cell phone. It's like saying "I don't want to take up any of my important time in my home so I'll just get it out of the way on the street." | Jerry | Elaine |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (Kramer drives off) | On-the-street cell-phone call is the lowest phone call you can make. | George | Jerry |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (Kramer drives off) | It's an act of total disregard. It's selfish. | Jerry | George |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (Kramer drives off) | It's dismissive. | George | Jerry |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (Kramer drives off) | It's pompous. | Jerry | George |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (Kramer drives off) | Why don't you think before you do something? | George | Jerry |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (Kramer drives off) | Here's a thought - Bye bye. | Elaine | George |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (Exit Elaine) | Too much? | George | null |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (Jerry and George enter Jerry's apartment) | Boy - I'm really surprised at Elaine - that whole phone business - she should know better than that. | George | null |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (Jerry and George enter Jerry's apartment) | Hey - hey - hey! | Jerry | George |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (Jerry and George enter Jerry's apartment) | What? | George | Jerry |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (Jerry and George enter Jerry's apartment) | Where do you think this relationship is? If you are thinking of instituting an open-door urination policy, let me disabuse you of that notion right now, my friend. | Jerry | George |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (Jerry and George enter Jerry's apartment) | You're so uptight. | George | Jerry |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (Jerry and George enter Jerry's apartment) | Uptight? Let's all just have a big pee party. Hey everybody, grab a bucket. We're going up to Jerry's. It's a pee party. | Jerry | George |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (Jerry listens to his answering machine) | Jerry, this is Elizabeth Clark calling from James Kimbrough's office at NBC. Could you please give us a call? Thanks. | Phone Tape | null |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (Jerry listens to his answering machine) | Hello. Yeah, hi, this is Jerry Seinfeld calling for James Kimbrough. Hello? Hi? Uh huh, really, uh, no problem, definitely, ok, buhbye. That was James Kimbrough. | Jerry | Phone Tape |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (Jerry listens to his answering machine) | Who's he? | George | Jerry |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (Jerry listens to his answering machine) | He is the new president of NBC. He wants to sit down with us and talk about "Jerry." | Jerry | George |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (Jerry listens to his answering machine) | Our show, "Jerry"? | George | Jerry |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (Jerry listens to his answering machine) | Right. | Jerry | George |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (Jerry listens to his answering machine) | "Jerry", oh my God. He wants to talk about "Jerry"? | George | Jerry |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (Jerry listens to his answering machine) | Yeah! | Jerry | George |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (Jerry listens to his answering machine) | When? | George | Jerry |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (Jerry listens to his answering machine) | Today, like right now. | Jerry | George |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (Jerry listens to his answering machine) | Right now? "Jerry"? | George | Jerry |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (Jerry listens to his answering machine) | "Jerry"! | Jerry | George |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (Jerry listens to his answering machine) | He wants to talk about "Jerry"? | George | Jerry |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (Jerry listens to his answering machine) | He wants to talk about "Jerry"! | Jerry | George |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (Jerry listens to his answering machine) | "Jerry"! | George | Jerry |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (Jerry listens to his answering machine) | "Jerry"! | Jerry | George |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (Jerry listens to his answering machine) | Can I go like this? | George | Jerry |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (Jerry listens to his answering machine) | Sure! | Jerry | George |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (Jerry listens to his answering machine) | No sports jacket? I don't need a sports jacket? Writers wear sports jackets. | George | Jerry |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (Jerry listens to his answering machine) | Forget the sports jacket. | Jerry | George |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (Jerry listens to his answering machine) | I won't feel like a writer. | George | Jerry |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (Jerry listens to his answering machine) | You're not a writer. | Jerry | George |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (Jerry listens to his answering machine) | Right! | George | Jerry |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (Jerry and George are sitting in a waiting room at NBC) | Water. Need some water! Water here! | George | null |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (Jerry and George are sitting in a waiting room at NBC) | Ok, now listen, I don't want any scenes in here like the last time. | Jerry | George |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (Jerry and George are sitting in a waiting room at NBC) | Don't worry, don't worry, no scenes. | George | Jerry |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (Jerry and George are sitting in a waiting room at NBC) | Don't blow this. | Jerry | George |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (Jerry and George are sitting in a waiting room at NBC) | I will not blow this. | George | Jerry |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (Jerry and George are sitting in a waiting room at NBC) | If he says he doesn't want it to be a show about nothing, don't go nuts. | Jerry | George |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (Jerry and George are sitting in a waiting room at NBC) | It's fine, it doesn't have to be about nothing. | George | Jerry |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (Jerry and George are sitting in a waiting room at NBC) | He might not want nothing. | Jerry | George |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (Jerry and George are sitting in a waiting room at NBC) | Something, nothing, I could care less. | George | Jerry |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (Jerry and George are sitting in a waiting room at NBC) | He might want a show about anything and everything. | Jerry | George |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (Jerry and George are sitting in a waiting room at NBC) | Anything, everything, something, nothing - Who the hell cares? Put me down. I'm down! | George | Jerry |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (Jerry and George are sitting in a waiting room at NBC) | All right. | Jerry | George |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (Jerry and George are sitting in a waiting room at NBC) | Mr. Kimbrough is ready to see you | Receptionist | Jerry |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (Jerry and George are sitting in a waiting room at NBC) | Magic time. | George | Receptionist |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (Jerry and George are sitting in a waiting room at NBC) | What? | Jerry | George |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (Jerry and George are escorted into Mr. Kimbrough's office) | Mr. Kimbrough. | Receptionist | null |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (Jerry and George are escorted into Mr. Kimbrough's office) | Hey, Jerry, good to see you. | Stu | Receptionist |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (Jerry and George are escorted into Mr. Kimbrough's office) | Hey, hey, hey! | George | Stu |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (Jerry and George are escorted into Mr. Kimbrough's office) | How you been? | Stu | George |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (Jerry and George are escorted into Mr. Kimbrough's office) | Good, good. You remember George. | Jerry | Stu |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (Jerry and George are escorted into Mr. Kimbrough's office) | George, good to see you. | Stu | Jerry |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (Jerry and George are escorted into Mr. Kimbrough's office) | Hello Stu. | George | Stu |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (Jerry and George are escorted into Mr. Kimbrough's office) | You remember Jay Crespi. | Stu | George |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (Jerry and George are escorted into Mr. Kimbrough's office) | Jay Crespi, how am I gonna forget Jay Crespi? | George | Stu |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (Jerry and George are escorted into Mr. Kimbrough's office) | This is James Kimbrough. | Stu | George |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (Jerry and George are escorted into Mr. Kimbrough's office) | Nice to meet you, pleasure, thanks for coming in. | Kimbrough | Stu |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (Jerry and George are escorted into Mr. Kimbrough's office) | Kimbrough. | George | Kimbrough |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (Jerry and George are escorted into Mr. Kimbrough's office) | Don't spell. | Jerry | George |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (Jerry and George are escorted into Mr. Kimbrough's office) | That's right. | Kimbrough | K-i-m-b-r-o-u-g-h |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (Jerry and George are escorted into Mr. Kimbrough's office) | It's a talent I have. | George | Kimbrough |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (Jerry and George are escorted into Mr. Kimbrough's office) | Why don't we sit down, glad you're here. | Kimbrough | George |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (Jerry and George are escorted into Mr. Kimbrough's office) | Woo! Some day out there - You ever see weather like that? Woo! It's crisp - it's crispy crisp. | George | Kimbrough |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (Jerry and George are escorted into Mr. Kimbrough's office) | Shut up, George. | Jerry | George |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (Jerry and George are escorted into Mr. Kimbrough's office) | Can I get you anything? | Kimbrough | Jerry |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (Jerry and George are escorted into Mr. Kimbrough's office) | What do we have in the fruit department? | George | Kimbrough |
THE FINALE PART 1 | (Jerry and George are escorted into Mr. Kimbrough's office) | Oy. | Jerry | George |
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