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THE PUERTO RICAN DAY | null | A police barricade set up on the parade route prevents a crowd of people from crossing. Elaine pushes her way through the crowd. | Ext. Barricade - Day | Jerry |
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY | null | Hey, hey, hey! | Older Man | Ext. Barricade - Day |
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY | null | Wha--ow! | Older Woman | Older Man |
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY | null | Oh, this is nuts! I can't get across anywhere! | Elaine | Older Woman |
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY | null | Well, none of us can! We're trapped! | Older Man | Elaine |
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY | null | Ow! | Older Woman | Older Man |
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY | null | Hey! Hey, everyone. This way. I think we can get out through here. | Elaine | Older Woman |
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY | null | Elaine picks up a nylon flap that covers the sides of some bleachers. | Elaine | Older Woman |
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY | null | Oh, I don't know if that's such a good idea. | Older Man | Elaine |
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY | null | Look! No one knows how long this parade is gonna last! They are a very festive people. All I know is that it's Sunday night, and I have got to unwind! Now who's with me?! | Elaine | Older Man |
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY | null | Father? | Older Woman | Elaine |
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY | null | None of us saw the nylon flap. That might mean something. | Priest | Older Woman |
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY | null | Oh, all right, all right! | Pregnant Woman | Priest |
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY | null | People start going under the bleachers. | Pregnant Woman | Priest |
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY | null | All right! Come on. Come on. Let's go. Let's go. | Elaine | Pregnant Woman |
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY | null | But it's dark! | Business Man | Elaine |
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY | null | Get in there! | Elaine | Business Man |
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY | null | Kramer looks for a bathroom. He sees a sign that reads, "Rest rooms are for patrons only." There's another sign that reads apartment for sale. | Ext. City Sidewalk - Day | Elaine |
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY | null | There's a knock at the door and the sales woman answers it. It's Kramer. | Int. Apartment - Day | Ext. City Sidewalk - Day |
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY | null | Yes, uh, I'm interested in the apartment. | Kramer | Int. Apartment - Day |
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY | null | Yes! Come in, come in. | Sales Woman | Kramer |
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY | null | Ok. | Kramer | Sales Woman |
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY | null | I'm Christine Nyhart. | Sales Woman | Kramer |
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY | null | Oh. Delicious to meet you. | Kramer | Sales Woman |
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY | null | Did the broker send you over? | Sales Woman | Kramer |
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY | null | Uh, yes, most likely, yes. I'm, uh, H.E. Pennypacker. I'm a wealthy industrialist and philanthropist and, uh, a bicyclist. And, um, yes, I'm looking for a place where I can settle down with my, uh, peculiar habits, and, uh, the women that I frequent with. (sniffing wall) Mmm. Mombassa, hmm? | Kramer | Sales Woman |
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY | null | The asking price is $1.5 million. | Sales Woman | Kramer |
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY | null | Oh, I spend that much on after shave. Yes, I buy and sell men like myself every day. Now, I assume that there's a waterfall grotto? | Kramer | Sales Woman |
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY | null | No. | Sales Woman | Kramer |
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY | null | How about a bathroom? | Kramer | Sales Woman |
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY | null | It has 4. | Sales Woman | Kramer |
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY | null | Yes, and where would the absolute nearest one be? | Kramer | Sales Woman |
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY | null | Just down the hall. | Sales Woman | Kramer |
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY | null | Oh, thank you. | Kramer | Sales Woman |
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY | null | He saunters to the bathroom. | Kramer | Sales Woman |
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY | null | Elaine leads everyone under the bleachers. Food falls from the bleachers landing on them. | Int. Bleachers - Day | Kramer |
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY | null | Oh, don't worry. We'll get you home to your husband real soon. | Elaine | Int. Bleachers - Day |
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY | null | I'm not married. | Pregnant Woman | Elaine |
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY | null | Well, I, for one, really respect that. | Elaine | Pregnant Woman |
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY | null | Oh, thank you. | Pregnant Woman | Elaine |
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY | null | Hey! Guess who's not married. | Elaine | Pregnant Woman |
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY | null | Is the boyfriend still in the picture? | Older Man | Elaine |
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY | null | Come on, father, you can make it. | Elaine | Older Man |
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY | null | No, I can't. I've got a bad hip. Go on without me. | Priest | Elaine |
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY | null | No! I won't! | Elaine | Priest |
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY | null | Leave me! you must. | Priest | Elaine |
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY | null | All right. Take it easy. | Elaine | Priest |
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY | null | All right, we can move faster without father o'gimpy. | Elaine | Priest |
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY | null | I heard that! | Priest | Elaine |
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY | null | Jerry stands next to his car with a drink. | Ext. City Street - Day | Priest |
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY | null | You know, I don't think I've ever seen a man driving a Saab convertible. Still haven't. | Lamar | Ext. City Street - Day |
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY | null | Ho ho! | Jerry | Lamar |
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY | null | George returns wearing mirrored sunglasses. | Jerry | Lamar |
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY | null | What seems to be the problem, officer? | Jerry | Lamar |
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY | null | They're for protection, Jerry. Can you tell where I'm lookin'? | George | Jerry |
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY | null | At me? | Jerry | George |
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY | null | No. | George | Jerry |
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY | null | Oh. It's back. | Jerry | George |
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY | null | Bring it on, baby | George | Jerry |
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY | null | What if it gets in the side? | Jerry | George |
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY | null | The side? | George | Jerry |
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY | null | Yeah. Wouldn't it just bounce back and forth between your cornea and the mirror, faster and faster, getting more and more intense, until finally- | Jerry | George |
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY | null | George rips off his glasses. | Jerry | George |
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY | null | All right! | George | Jerry |
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY | null | Oh. It's in your eye now. | Jerry | George |
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY | null | George runs off screaming. Kramer runs up to Jerry with a Puerto Rican flag draped around him. | Jerry | George |
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY | null | Hola, Jerry! I'm into this Puerto Rican day! The sights! The sounds! The hot, spicy flavor of it all! It's caliente, Jerry! | Kramer | Jerry |
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY | null | Kramer, the Mets have got men on base! | Jerry | Kramer |
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY | null | Yeah, I know! I was watchin' the game. | Kramer | Jerry |
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY | null | You were watchin'? Where? | Jerry | Kramer |
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY | null | Jerry sits in the apartment watching TV. | Int. Apartment - Day | Jerry |
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY | null | Oh, that was a strike! Did you see that?! | Jerry | Int. Apartment - Day |
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY | null | Would you like to see the rest of the apartment, Mister, um-- | Sales Woman | Jerry |
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY | null | Eh...Varnsen. Kel Varnsen. Actually, this room intrigues me. Why is it called the TV room? | Jerry | Sales Woman |
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY | null | Well, it's-- | Sales Woman | Jerry |
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY | null | Balk?! How was that a balk?! You have any snacks? | Jerry | Sales Woman |
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY | null | Mr. Varnsen, if you like the apartment, I should tell you I've also had some interest from a wealthy industrialist. | Sales Woman | Jerry |
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY | null | Not Pennypacker! | Jerry | Sales Woman |
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY | null | You know him? | Sales Woman | Jerry |
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY | null | I wish I didn't. Brace yourself, madam, for an all-out bidding war. But this time, advantage Varnsen! | Jerry | Sales Woman |
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY | null | George and Kramer sit in the car. George looks in the rear view mirror. | Int. Jerry's Car - Day | Jerry |
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY | null | Wait a second. I think I see where that laser guy is. No! Don't look! Don't look. Oh, yeah, that's him. Ok. I'm gonna sneak up on him. Now the hunted becomes the hunter. | George | Int. Jerry's Car - Day |
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY | null | George exits the car. | George | Int. Jerry's Car - Day |
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY | null | Elaine and the group reach the end of the bleachers. | Int. Bleachers - Day | George |
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY | null | We should be able to get across right through here! | Elaine | Int. Bleachers - Day |
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY | null | She lifts the nylon flap to find a brick wall. | Elaine | Int. Bleachers - Day |
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY | null | It's a dead end! | Older Woman | Elaine |
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY | null | Oh, no! I thought-- | Elaine | Older Woman |
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY | null | You thought?! We're gonna die in the dark! I knew it! I knew it! We're gonna die! | Business Man | Elaine |
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY | null | Get a hold of yourself! | Elaine | Business Man |
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY | null | Elaine slaps the man. He shoves her, she shoves back. They grab each other and kiss. | Elaine | Business Man |
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY | null | Oh, come on! | Pregnant Woman | Elaine |
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY | null | OLDER WOMAN Oooh! | Pregnant Woman | Elaine |
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY | null | Sorry. Somebody...help us! | Elaine | Pregnant Woman |
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY | null | Lots of people sit on the bleachers. A cop stands guard. | Ext. Bleachers - Day | Elaine |
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY | null | !Mira! !Mira! Stacy Keach! | Man | Ext. Bleachers - Day |
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY | null | We're down here! Help! | Elaine | Man |
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY | null | There's people down there! Hold on! | Man | Elaine |
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY | null | They lift the floorboards to reveal Elaine and her group. | Man | Elaine |
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY | null | Let us out. There's an unmarried pregnant woman down here. | Elaine | Man |
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