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THE PUERTO RICAN DAY
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Oh, all right.
Elaine
Kramer
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY
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Yeah.
Kramer
Elaine
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY
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Elaine and Kramer get up to moon Lamar.
Kramer
Elaine
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY
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So I saw that new movie about the Hindenburg.
George
Int. Jerry's Car - Day
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY
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Oh, yeah. What's that called?
Elaine
George
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY
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Blimp: The Hindenburg Story.
George
Elaine
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY
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How was it?
Jerry
George
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY
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I found it morose. Why dwell on these negative themes?
George
Jerry
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY
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Yeah. They should make a movie about all the Hindenburg flights that made it.
Jerry
George
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY
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Anyway, right in the middle, the ship blows up-- burning debris, bodies falling-- and then just as this eerie silence settles over the airfield, I yelled out, "That's gotta hurt!"
George
Jerry
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY
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Heh.
Jerry
George
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY
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The place went nuts.
George
Jerry
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY
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Imagine the laugh you could have gotten if you'd yelled that out at the actual disaster.
Jerry
George
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY
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Yeah.
George
Jerry
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY
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Why are we slowing down?
Kramer
George
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY
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Music plays in the background.
Kramer
George
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY
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What is that music?
Jerry
Kramer
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY
null
What's with all these flags?
George
Jerry
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY
null
Oh, no.
Jerry
George
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY
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It's the Puerto Rican Day parade!
Elaine And Jerry
Jerry
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY
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Ohh! Oh, the city shuts down Fifth avenue. They never let anyone through.
Elaine
Elaine And Jerry
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY
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We're never getting home.
Elaine
Elaine And Jerry
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY
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Kramer stands up on the back seat.
Elaine
Elaine And Jerry
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY
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All right. I'm gonna check it out. Aiee. mucho trafico.
Kramer
Elaine
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY
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Puerto Rican Day parade.
Stock Footage
Kramer
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY
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Kramer runs along the sidewalk and hops into the back seat of a black Saab.
Ext. City Street - Day
Stock Footage
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY
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Yeah...uhh...well, the streets are all blocked. I think every Puerto Rican in the world is out here.
Kramer
Ext. City Street - Day
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY
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There is a Puerto Rican family in the car.
Kramer
Ext. City Street - Day
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY
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Well, it is our day.
Puerto Rican Man
Kramer
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY
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Whoo. Wrong car. Sorry.
Kramer
Puerto Rican Man
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY
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Kramer hops out.
Kramer
Puerto Rican Man
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY
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Still sitting stopped in traffic are Elaine, Jerry, and George. They are listening to the radio.
Int. Jerry's Car - Day
Kramer
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY
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And the Mets score two in the eighth inning.
Radio
Int. Jerry's Car - Day
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY
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See? If we had stayed, we could have seen those runs.
Jerry
Radio
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY
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I could have had some ice cream. I think that might have calmed down the nachos.
George
Jerry
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY
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I'm going to miss 60 Minutes. You know, I hate to miss 60 Minutes. It's part of my Sunday weekend wind-down.
Elaine
George
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY
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I don't know how you can unwind with that clock ticking. It makes me anxious.
Jerry
Elaine
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY
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All right, gentlemen, I scouted it out. I think we can get out over there.
Kramer
Jerry
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY
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But that's a one-way street coming this way. Besides, how am I gonna get all the way over there?
Jerry
Kramer
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY
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Just inch over. You worm your way.
George
Jerry
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY
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Just do it, Jerry. Uhh. This exhaust. I'm gonna throw up.
Elaine
George
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY
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You know, you should make yourself throw up.
Kramer
Elaine
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY
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Huh?
Elaine
Kramer
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY
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You know you're going to.
Kramer
Elaine
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY
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All right, I'm worming.
Jerry
Kramer
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY
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Hey, Jerry. You know who the grand marshal is of this thing? None other than Miss Chita Rivera.
Kramer
Jerry
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY
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They're not letting me in.
Jerry
Kramer
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY
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My hand is out.
George
Jerry
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY
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Well, I think we're gonna need more than a hand. They have to see a human face.
Jerry
George
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY
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You sure you want his face?
Elaine
Jerry
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY
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No, no, no. It was María Conchita Alonso.
Kramer
Elaine
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY
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This guy's giving me the stare-ahead.
George
Kramer
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY
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The stare-ahead. I hate that. I use it all the time.
Jerry
George
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY
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Look at me! I am man! I am you!
George
Jerry
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY
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The man in the other car looks over at George. Elaine, sitting behind George, aids in the cause by pleading to the man by mouthing the words, "Hi, can we go in?"
George
Jerry
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY
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All right, he's letting you in. Thank you! Creep.
George
Jerry
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY
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Oh! I know who it is. Stacy Keach.
Kramer
George
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY
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One more lane to go.
Jerry
Kramer
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY
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All right! We're here!
George
Jerry
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY
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Just as Jerry is about to enter the one-way street, Lamar and his maroon Golf cut him off.
George
Jerry
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY
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Oh, look who's here. My old buddy, black Saab.
Lamar
George
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY
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Maroon Golf.
Jerry
Lamar
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY
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Where you goin', black Saab? You seem to be a tad askew.
Lamar
Jerry
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY
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Could you move your car back a little?
Jerry
Lamar
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY
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Oh. Sorry. I seem to have cut you off.
Lamar
Jerry
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY
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All right, I think I know where this is going, and I am going somewhere else.
Elaine
Lamar
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY
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Elaine pushes George's seat forward slamming his head onto the dashboard. She gets out.
Elaine
Lamar
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY
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You can't do that. You can't just leave the group.
Jerry
Elaine
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY
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I've been trying to leave this group for 10 years. Vaya con dios.
Elaine
Jerry
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY
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¿Con dios? Well, that's rude.
Kramer
Elaine
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY
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Can you believe her?
Jerry
Kramer
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY
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Yeah. I'll see you later.
George
Jerry
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY
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Where are you going?
Jerry
George
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY
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The movies. Blimp is playing right there.
George
Jerry
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY
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You're going to that again? Why? Just to do that stupid line?
Jerry
George
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY
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It's a performance, Jerry. Like what you do.
George
Jerry
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY
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That's not what I do.
Jerry
George
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY
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Isn't it?
George
Jerry
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY
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Maybe a little. Ah, hell, I guess it is.
Jerry
George
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY
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George leaves.
Jerry
George
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY
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You know, actually, Jerry, you haven't worked a room that big in a while.
Kramer
Jerry
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY
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Taxis stuck in traffic.
Stock Footage
Kramer
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY
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Elaine sits in the back.
Int. Taxi Cab - Day
Stock Footage
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY
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Look at that guy's dog. I hate it when their ears get flipped inside out like that. Why doesn't he fix it?
Elaine
Int. Taxi Cab - Day
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY
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She moves so she can yell out the driver's open window.
Elaine
Int. Taxi Cab - Day
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY
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Hey! Fold your dog's ear back!
Elaine
Int. Taxi Cab - Day
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY
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She leans back.
Elaine
Int. Taxi Cab - Day
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY
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Ooh! This isn't moving! I could walk faster than this.
Elaine
Int. Taxi Cab - Day
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY
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No, you can't.
Cab Driver
Elaine
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY
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Yes, I can. Here. I'm outta here.
Elaine
Cab Driver
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY
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She pays her fare and gets out.
Elaine
Cab Driver
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY
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She starts to walk. The cab starts to move.
Ext. City Sidewalk - Continuous
Elaine
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY
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Oh, now it's moving. Oh, yeah. I knew it. Hey! Hey!
Elaine
Ext. City Sidewalk - Continuous
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY
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The cab stops and she gets back in.
Elaine
Ext. City Sidewalk - Continuous
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY
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Where to?
Cab Driver
Int. Taxi Cab - Continuous
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY
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That's cute. That's really cute. Oh! Come on! All right. Bye again.
Elaine
Cab Driver
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY
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She pays and gets out again.
Elaine
Cab Driver
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY
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Again, the cab starts moving when she gets out.
Ext. City Sidewalk - Continuous
Elaine
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY
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Hey. Taxi! Taxi!
Elaine
Ext. City Sidewalk - Continuous
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY
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She starts to run after the taxi which starts to move faster.
Elaine
Ext. City Sidewalk - Continuous