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THE MAID | null | Hey. | Elaine | Jerry |
THE MAID | null | Hey. | Jerry | Elaine |
THE MAID | null | I hate the counter. | Elaine | Jerry |
THE MAID | null | Who's that? | Kramer | Elaine |
THE MAID | null | Well, I got a 212 number from this little old lady in my building-- Mrs. Krantz. | Elaine | Kramer |
THE MAID | null | Oh, she didn't mind? | Jerry | Elaine |
THE MAID | null | No. She died. | Elaine | Jerry |
THE MAID | null | Hey, that's great. | Jerry | Elaine |
THE MAID | null | What happened to Mrs. Krantz? | George | Jerry |
THE MAID | null | Elaine got a new number because she died. | Jerry | George |
THE MAID | null | Newman died? | Kramer | Jerry |
THE MAID | null | What did he say? | Elaine | Kramer |
THE MAID | null | Some new kind of pie. | Jerry | Elaine |
THE MAID | null | I'll try a piece. | George | Jerry |
THE MAID | null | All right, who's down there? | Kramer | George |
THE MAID | null | Hey, there's a booth. | Jerry | Kramer |
THE MAID | null | They all get up to move. | Jerry | Kramer |
THE MAID | null | Hey, Elaine. | Kramer | Jerry |
THE MAID | null | Oh, hi. | Elaine | Kramer |
THE MAID | null | Did you hear about Newman? | Kramer | Elaine |
THE MAID | null | What? | Elaine | Kramer |
THE MAID | null | Kramer whimpers. | Elaine | Kramer |
THE MAID | null | Jerry is cleaning his kitchen and Cindy is reclined on the sofa. George enters. | Int. Jerry's Apartment - Day | Ext. Jerry's Apartment - Day - Establishing |
THE MAID | null | Hey. | George | Int. Jerry's Apartment - Day |
THE MAID | null | So how's it goin' at work? They get tired of it? | Jerry | George |
THE MAID | null | Oh, yeah. | George | Jerry |
THE MAID | null | He unfurls a jersey that reads, "Koko 00." | George | Jerry |
THE MAID | null | Double zero? | Jerry | George |
THE MAID | null | It's "ooh" As in "ooh ooh ah ah." | George | Jerry |
THE MAID | null | Your nickname's Koko? One of the girls down at the maid service is named Coco. | Cindy | George |
THE MAID | null | Really? Coco? | George | Cindy |
THE MAID | null | Yeah. Coco. That girl's all right. | Cindy | George |
THE MAID | null | Cindy gets up and goes into Jerry's bedroom. | Cindy | George |
THE MAID | null | You know, if I could get this Coco woman down to Kruger, they wouldn't be able to call me Koko anymore because Kruger would never allow 2 Kokos. | George | Cindy |
THE MAID | null | Sounds like he runs a real tight ship. | Jerry | George |
THE MAID | null | Say good-bye to Koko. | George | Jerry |
THE MAID | null | George leaves as Kramer enters. | George | Jerry |
THE MAID | null | Good-bye, Koko. | Jerry | George |
THE MAID | null | Bye, Koko. Whew! Jerry, this relationship is killing me. The distance, the longing, the distance, the-- you know, I didn't realize it, but I'm a needy person. | Kramer | Jerry |
THE MAID | null | Kramer, maybe this relationship isn't for you. | Jerry | Kramer |
THE MAID | null | Oh, yeah? So what am I supposed to do, be more like you? All sealed up in here, emotionally unavailable, paying scrubwomen for sexual favors! No! Jerry, I won't be like you! Never! I'll never be like you! | Kramer | Jerry |
THE MAID | null | Kramer storms out of the apartment and Cindy returns. | Kramer | Jerry |
THE MAID | null | What was that? | Cindy | Kramer |
THE MAID | null | I didn't hear anything. | Jerry | Cindy |
THE MAID | null | All right, I'm takin' off. Aren't you forgetting something? | Cindy | Jerry |
THE MAID | null | Oh, right! Hey, it was great seeing you again. I love your outfit. | Jerry | Cindy |
THE MAID | null | No. My money. | Cindy | Jerry |
THE MAID | null | For what? | Jerry | Cindy |
THE MAID | null | For my maid services. You booked me for today. | Cindy | Jerry |
THE MAID | null | But you didn't really do any work. | Jerry | Cindy |
THE MAID | null | I made the bed. | Cindy | Jerry |
THE MAID | null | But you took a nap in it. | Jerry | Cindy |
THE MAID | null | So? | Cindy | Jerry |
THE MAID | null | I thought that was kind of girlfriend bed making. | Jerry | Cindy |
THE MAID | null | No. That was the maid. | Cindy | Jerry |
THE MAID | null | Well, who took the nap? | Jerry | Cindy |
THE MAID | null | The girlfriend. | Cindy | Jerry |
THE MAID | null | $40 seems kind of steep for a nap. | Jerry | Cindy |
THE MAID | null | So, what are you saying? That I'm a bad maid or some kind of a prostitute? | Cindy | Jerry |
THE MAID | null | Ho, ho...ho! Hold on. Let's keep this sophisticated. | Jerry | Cindy |
THE MAID | null | You know, I don't think I want to be your girlfriend or your maid. | Cindy | Jerry |
THE MAID | null | So is this a breakup/quitting? | Jerry | Cindy |
THE MAID | null | Yeah. Don't ever call me or hire me again. | Cindy | Jerry |
THE MAID | null | Cindy walks out of Jerry's apartment. | Cindy | Jerry |
THE MAID | null | Oh, yeah? Well, then, we're through! And you're fired! | Jerry | Cindy |
THE MAID | null | Sign here. | Phone Man | Ext. Elaine's Apartment - Day - Establishing |
THE MAID | null | Yes! 212. | Elaine | Phone Man |
THE MAID | null | Elaine and the phone man. | Int. Elaine's Apartment - Day | Elaine |
THE MAID | null | Hey, what happened to the guy I had last time? | Elaine | Int. Elaine's Apartment - Day |
THE MAID | null | Oh, you know, it's an odd thing. He went out on a job and never came back. Nobody knows what happened. | Phone Man | Elaine |
THE MAID | null | The phone man leaves and the phone rings. | Phone Man | Elaine |
THE MAID | null | All right! I am back in the game. | Elaine | Phone Man |
THE MAID | null | She picks up the phone. | Elaine | Phone Man |
THE MAID | null | Hello? | Elaine | Phone Man |
THE MAID | null | Gammy! | Boy | Elaine |
THE MAID | null | No. You got the wrong number, kid. | Elaine | Boy |
THE MAID | null | Gammy Krantz, it's your grandson Bobby. Why haven't you called? | Boy | Elaine |
THE MAID | null | Oh...nuts. | Elaine | Boy |
THE MAID | null | Do you hate me 'cause of my lazy eye? | Boy | Elaine |
THE MAID | null | No. It's just that I've been kind of buried over here. | Elaine | Boy |
THE MAID | null | Elaine and Jerry are playing Battleship. | Int. Jerry's Apartment - Night | Ext. Jerry's Apartment - Night - Establishing |
THE MAID | null | So the kid doesn't know his grandmother is dead? G-5? | Jerry | Int. Jerry's Apartment - Night |
THE MAID | null | Hit. No. I guess his parents didn't want to tell him. B-2? | Elaine | Jerry |
THE MAID | null | Miss. | Jerry | Elaine |
THE MAID | null | He called 6 times yesterday. What a nightmare it must be to have a real family. | Elaine | Jerry |
THE MAID | null | I wouldn't worry about it. B-6? | Jerry | Elaine |
THE MAID | null | Hit. Uhh...you sank my submarine. | Elaine | Jerry |
THE MAID | null | Elaine... | Jerry | Elaine |
THE MAID | null | Elaine makes an explosion sound. Jerry nods in approval. The phone rings and Jerry answers. | Jerry | Elaine |
THE MAID | null | Hello? | Jerry | Jerry's Apartment/phone Booth |
THE MAID | null | You have a collect call from-- | Computer Voice | Jerry |
THE MAID | null | Hey, buddy, don't say no! | Kramer | Computer Voice |
THE MAID | null | I accept. | Jerry | Kramer |
THE MAID | null | I went down to Madeline's. I told her, "You gotta move, or it's over." | Kramer | Jerry |
THE MAID | null | Well, what happened? | Jerry | Kramer |
THE MAID | null | Elaine gets up and leaves. | Jerry | Kramer |
THE MAID | null | I think it's over. We had a big fight, she threw me out, I started walkin', and now I'm lost downtown! I don't have any money. I don't recognize anybody. I miss home, | Kramer | Jerry |
THE MAID | null | and I don't even know how to get there. | Kramer | Jerry |
THE MAID | null | What's around you? | Jerry | Kramer |
THE MAID | null | I'm lookin' at Ray's Pizza. You know where that is? | Kramer | Jerry |
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