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THE MAID | null | Is it Famous Ray's? | Jerry | Kramer |
THE MAID | null | No. It's Original Ray's. | Kramer | Jerry |
THE MAID | null | Famous Original Ray's? | Jerry | Kramer |
THE MAID | null | It's just Original, Jerry! | Kramer | Jerry |
THE MAID | null | Well, what street are you on? | Jerry | Kramer |
THE MAID | null | Hey, I'm on first and first. How can the same street intersect with itself? I must be at the nexus of the universe. | Kramer | Jerry |
THE MAID | null | Just wait there. I'll pick you up, and, Kramer, stay alive no matter what occurs, I will find you! | Jerry | Kramer |
THE MAID | null | Aah! | Kramer | Jerry |
THE MAID | null | Jerry leaves. | Kramer | Jerry |
THE MAID | null | Jerry finds a man waiting by his car. | Ext. City Street - Night | Kramer |
THE MAID | null | You Steinfeld? | Man | Ext. City Street - Night |
THE MAID | null | Yeah. | Jerry | Man |
THE MAID | null | My name is Maxwell. I'm from Maid To Order. It's a pun. I sent one of my girls over to your place. | Man | Jerry |
THE MAID | null | Cindy. | Jerry | Man |
THE MAID | null | She says she had a little problem with you. You didn't pay. | Man | Jerry |
THE MAID | null | You know, she didn't really do what she was supposed to do. | Jerry | Man |
THE MAID | null | Oh, yeah? She told me what you like. You're a little sickie, aren't you? Disinfectant on the blinds, vacuuming the counter-- | Man | Jerry |
THE MAID | null | Hey, come on. Come on. I gotta live around here. | Jerry | Man |
THE MAID | null | You know what I do to people who stiff me on a job? | Man | Jerry |
THE MAID | null | What? | Jerry | Man |
THE MAID | null | Well, it kinda depends on the situation, but if I don't get my money from you, I'm gonna get it from her. | Man | Jerry |
THE MAID | null | I don't want to make trouble. You want the money? Here. | Jerry | Man |
THE MAID | null | Hey! Wait, wait, wait! Whoa! Give it to the girl. I'm an independent contractor. Tax purposes. | Man | Jerry |
THE MAID | null | Elaine is sitting on her couch flipping through a magazine. She's on the phone. | Int. Elaine's Apartment - Night | Man |
THE MAID | null | Bobby, you gotta stop calling your Gammy. Why? Because sometimes you call very early in the morning when Gammy has been out late the night before and sometimes when Gammy's not alone. Your parents still haven't said anything to you about your Gammy? (sighs) All right, here we go. (coughing) Gammy doesn't feel so good. I think | Elaine | Int. Elaine's Apartment - Night |
THE MAID | null | Gammy might be dying. Yep. Yep. Ok. Good-bye, Bobby. Don't call anymore. I'm dead now. Gotta go. | Elaine | Int. Elaine's Apartment - Night |
THE MAID | null | Bobby dials 911. | Elaine | Int. Elaine's Apartment - Night |
THE MAID | null | Jerry is driving down the street when he sees Cindy walking on the sidewalk. | Ext. City Street - Night | 9-1-1. |
THE MAID | null | Nexus of the universe. Hey, Cindy. Cindy. | Jerry | Ext. City Street - Night |
THE MAID | null | What do you want? | Cindy | Jerry |
THE MAID | null | Here. I got your money. | Jerry | Cindy |
THE MAID | null | I don't want any money from you. | Cindy | Jerry |
THE MAID | null | Come on. Take it. It's money. Let me give it to ya. | Jerry | Cindy |
THE MAID | null | A police cruiser pulls up with lights on. | Jerry | Cindy |
THE MAID | null | Looking for a good time, sir? You wanna step out of the car, sickie? | Police | Jerry |
THE MAID | null | Well, this is all very sophisticated. | Jerry | Police |
THE MAID | null | Elaine is sitting on the sofa reading when there is a pounding on the door. The door bursts open and some fire fighters run in. | Int. Elaine's Apartment - Night | Jerry |
THE MAID | null | All right, hang on, Gammy! You're gonna make it! | Fireman | Int. Elaine's Apartment - Night |
THE MAID | null | Aah! | Elaine | Fireman |
THE MAID | null | Kramer is waiting near a phone booth with a suitcase. A car pulls up. It's Maxwell. | Ext. City Street - Night | Elaine |
THE MAID | null | Hey, you look a little lost. You from around here? | Maxwell | Ext. City Street - Night |
THE MAID | null | Uh, no. | Kramer | Maxwell |
THE MAID | null | You know where you're going? | Maxwell | Kramer |
THE MAID | null | Not really. My friend was supposed to pick me up, but I don't know where he is. | Kramer | Maxwell |
THE MAID | null | Doesn't sound like much of a friend. You got any money? | Maxwell | Kramer |
THE MAID | null | Uh, no. | Kramer | Maxwell |
THE MAID | null | You wanna make some? | Maxwell | Kramer |
THE MAID | null | Ok. | Kramer | Maxwell |
THE MAID | null | Do you know how to use a mop wringer? | Maxwell | Kramer |
THE MAID | null | Yeah, yeah. | Kramer | Maxwell |
THE MAID | null | Why don't you get in the car? | Maxwell | Kramer |
THE MAID | null | Kramer hops in. | Maxwell | Kramer |
THE MAID | null | Hi. Ahh...these are soft seats. | Kramer | Maxwell |
THE MAID | null | The two drive off. | Kramer | Maxwell |
THE MAID | null | Hey, Koko, Who's this? | Kruger | Ext. Kruger's Office Building - Night - Establishing |
THE MAID | null | Everyone is gathered again around the conference table. George is standing introducing the newest employee. | Int. Meeting Room - Night | Kruger |
THE MAID | null | This is our new Vice-president of Acquisitions, sir. | George | Int. Meeting Room - Night |
THE MAID | null | So you're just hiring new people now? That's your job, to hire people? | Kruger | George |
THE MAID | null | Yes? | George | Kruger |
THE MAID | null | Ok, good enough for me, Koko. | Kruger | George |
THE MAID | null | George sits down. | Kruger | George |
THE MAID | null | Ahem. Now, what's your name? | Kruger | George |
THE MAID | null | My name is Coco. Coco Higgins. | Coco | Kruger |
THE MAID | null | Coco? | George | Coco |
THE MAID | null | We can't have 2 Cocos. So I guess you're back to being George. | Kruger | George |
THE MAID | null | Well, it was a hell of a ride. | George | Kruger |
THE MAID | null | All right, the Grace building. There's a big stain on the front. How do we get it off? | Kruger | George |
THE MAID | null | When I was a little girl in Jamaica, my Gammy taught me to take a wet rag and in a circ-- | Coco | Kruger |
THE MAID | null | Ah, excuse me, Vice-president Coco, no one cares about your Gammy. | George | Coco |
THE MAID | null | What did you say about my Gammy? | Coco | George |
THE MAID | null | Forget Gammy. | George | Coco |
THE MAID | null | Who's Gammy? | Kruger | George |
THE MAID | null | There's no Gammy. | George | Kruger |
THE MAID | null | Maybe there should be a Gammy. | Kruger | George |
THE MAID | null | Oh, no. | George | Kruger |
THE MAID | null | George. | Kruger | George |
THE MAID | null | Gammy! Gammy! Gammy! Gammy! Gammy! Gammy! Gammy! | All | Kruger |
THE MAID | null | Gammy's gettin' upset! | George | All |
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY | null | The gang drives along in Jerry's car with the top down. Elaine and Kramer sit in the back, George is shotgun, and Jerry behind the wheel. | Int. Jerry's Car - Day | null |
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY | null | Man, I'm starving. | George | Int. Jerry's Car - Day |
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY | null | How can you be hungry after what you ate at that Mets game? | Elaine | George |
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY | null | Because ballpark food doesn't count as real food. | George | Elaine |
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY | null | Right. It's just an activity. It's like that paddle with the ball and the rubber band. | Jerry | George |
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY | null | You know, my friend Bob Saccamano made a fortune off of those. See he came up with the idea for the rubber band. Before that, people would just hit the ball, and it would fly away. | Kramer | Jerry |
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY | null | I can't believe you all made me leave before the end of the game. | Jerry | Kramer |
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY | null | Oh, come on, Jerry. It was 9 to nothing. We were getting shellacked. | Elaine | Jerry |
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY | null | Those nachos are killing me. | George | Elaine |
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY | null | I thought you were hungry. | Elaine | George |
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY | null | It's complicated. | George | Elaine |
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY | null | Come on, Jerry, you're going to miss the exit. | Kramer | George |
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY | null | Keep your shirt on. I got it. | Jerry | Kramer |
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY | null | Watch out for that maroon Golf. | Elaine | Jerry |
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY | null | Oh, boy. | Kramer | Elaine |
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY | null | Look at this guy. He's trying to box me out. | Jerry | Kramer |
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY | null | I'll tell you when you can go. Wait, wait, wait, Wait-- now, now, now. No, no, no. Go, go! No, no. Wait-- now, now! Now! Jerry! Go--ahh... | Kramer | Jerry |
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY | null | Jerry swerves into another lane. Lamar, the driver of the maroon Golf honks the horn. | Kramer | Jerry |
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY | null | Oh, calm down, maroon Golf. He thinks I cut him off. He accelerated. | Jerry | Kramer |
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY | null | You want me to moon him? Ooh, let's moon him. Roll up your window. Let's do a pressed ham under glass. | Kramer | Jerry |
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY | null | Oh, no, I couldn't do that. | Elaine | Kramer |
THE PUERTO RICAN DAY | null | Look at this, look at this. He's giving us the finger. | Kramer | Elaine |
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