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THE MAID | null | Well, why no T-bone?! | Kramer | Jerry |
THE MAID | null | Why no T-bone? | Jerry | Kramer |
THE MAID | null | 'Cause Neil Watkins from accounting is T-bone! | George | Jerry |
THE MAID | null | Kramer returns from the bathroom and picks up the phone. | George | Jerry |
THE MAID | null | Oh, yeah I'm back. Hey, you wanna play cards over the phone? | Kramer | George |
THE MAID | null | Kramer opens the door. | Kramer | George |
THE MAID | null | Oh, hey, uh, listen, Jerry, uh, laundry's pilin' up there. You might want to tell your girlfriend. Mmm. Yeah. | Kramer | George |
THE MAID | null | Kramer leaves. | Kramer | George |
THE MAID | null | Your girlfriend is doin' your laundry? | George | Kramer |
THE MAID | null | He's sleeping with his maid! | Kramer | George |
THE MAID | null | You're sleepin' with the maid? | George | Kramer |
THE MAID | null | Yes. | Jerry | George |
THE MAID | null | I've done that. Did you ever eat an ostrich burger? | George | Jerry |
THE MAID | null | No. | Jerry | George |
THE MAID | null | Elaine and a man are talking. | Ext. City Sidewalk - Day | Jerry |
THE MAID | null | You're probably one of those women who doesn't like to give out her number. | Man | Ext. City Sidewalk - Day |
THE MAID | null | No, I'm not. Here you go. | Elaine | Man |
THE MAID | null | It's a new area code. | Elaine | 646? |
THE MAID | null | What area? New Jersey? | Man | Elaine |
THE MAID | null | No, no. It's right here in the city. It's the same as 212. They just multiplied it by 3, and then they added one to the middle number. It's the same. | Elaine | Man |
THE MAID | null | Do I have to dial a one first? | Man | Elaine |
THE MAID | null | Elaine nods and the man crumples up her number. | Man | Elaine |
THE MAID | null | I'm really kinda seein' somebody. | Man | Elaine |
THE MAID | null | Yeah? Well, so am I! | Elaine | Man |
THE MAID | null | Excuse me. Can I talk to you for a second there, Watkins? | George | Ext. Kruger's Office Building - Day - Establishing |
THE MAID | null | George and Watkins stand just outside the conference room talking. | Int. Kruger's Office Building - Day | George |
THE MAID | null | It's T-bone. | Watkins | Int. Kruger's Office Building - Day |
THE MAID | null | The thing is...I'm supposed to be T-bone. | George | Watkins |
THE MAID | null | Heh heh. You're not a T-bone. You're a perfect George. | Watkins | George |
THE MAID | null | What? Now, you listen to me! | George | Watkins |
THE MAID | null | Kruger and a few other people watch George through the window of the conference room door. | George | Watkins |
THE MAID | null | Hey, look at George. He's givin' it to T-bone. He's jumpin' up and down like some kind of monkey. Hey, what was the name of that monkey that could read sign language? | Kruger | George |
THE MAID | null | All right, you can have T-bone. Stop crying. | Watkins | Kruger |
THE MAID | null | I'm not crying. And I shouldn't have said that about your wife. Please accept my apologies. | George | Watkins |
THE MAID | null | Watkins and George enter the conference room. | George | Watkins |
THE MAID | null | Ok, everybody, uh...I have an announcement to make. From now on, I will be known as- | George | Watkins |
THE MAID | null | Koko the monkey. | Kruger | George |
THE MAID | null | What? | George | Kruger |
THE MAID | null | Koko! Koko! Koko! Koko! Koko! Koko! Koko! Koko! Koko! Koko! | All | George |
THE MAID | null | Elaine walks down the hallway. Two people exit an apartment. | Int. Elaine's Apartment - Day | All |
THE MAID | null | Thank you both for being here. | Man | Int. Elaine's Apartment - Day |
THE MAID | null | Um, excuse me. I live in the building. Did something happen to Mrs. Krantz? | Ealine | Man |
THE MAID | null | She passed. | Man | Ealine |
THE MAID | null | Oh, I'm so sorry. | Elaine | Man |
THE MAID | null | Thank you. | Man | Elaine |
THE MAID | null | A quick question-- did she by any chance have a 212 phone number? | Elaine | Man |
THE MAID | null | I can't find my earring. Oh, here it is. | Cindy | Ext. Jerry's Apartment - Day - Establishing |
THE MAID | null | Cindy walks into Jerry's bedroom. Kramer enters. | Int. Jerry's Apartment - Day | Cindy |
THE MAID | null | Hey, listen, can I borrow your suitcases? | Kramer | Int. Jerry's Apartment - Day |
THE MAID | null | Yeah. It's in your closet. | Jerry | Kramer |
THE MAID | null | No, no, no. I looked. | Kramer | Jerry |
THE MAID | null | They're behind my skis and my tennis racket. | Jerry | Kramer |
THE MAID | null | Thanks, buddy. | Kramer | Jerry |
THE MAID | null | Where you goin'? | Jerry | Kramer |
THE MAID | null | Huh? Well, I'm gettin' out of town. I'm gonna visit Madeline for the weekend. You know, this place is lookin' kinda messy. What happened to Cindy? | Kramer | Jerry |
THE MAID | null | Well, she's here. She just didn't get around to it. | Jerry | Kramer |
THE MAID | null | Oh. | Kramer | Jerry |
THE MAID | null | Cindy comes from Jerry's bedroom. | Kramer | Jerry |
THE MAID | null | Hi, Kramer. | Cindy | Kramer |
THE MAID | null | She picks up her money from the counter. | Cindy | Kramer |
THE MAID | null | Thanks, Jerry. Bye. | Cindy | Kramer |
THE MAID | null | She leaves. | Cindy | Kramer |
THE MAID | null | Well, what's the matter? | Kramer | Cindy |
THE MAID | null | What did I just pay for? | Jerry | Kramer |
THE MAID | null | Uh-oh. You're a john. | Kramer | Jerry |
THE MAID | null | Koko? | Jerry | Ext. Monk's Restaurant - Day - Establishing |
THE MAID | null | George and Jerry are sitting at the counter. | Int. Monk's Restaurant - Day | Jerry |
THE MAID | null | Koko. | George | Int. Monk's Restaurant - Day |
THE MAID | null | Well, it's probably the most intelligent ape there is. | Jerry | George |
THE MAID | null | Yeah. So, how's Cindy the maid? | George | Jerry |
THE MAID | null | Well, everything's goin' great except, basically, I'm payin' for sex. | Jerry | George |
THE MAID | null | Tell me about it. I went out with this girl last week. First I had to pay for dinner, then-- | George | Jerry |
THE MAID | null | No, George. She's coming over and not cleaning. It's like I'm seein' a prostitute. | Jerry | George |
THE MAID | null | How much you pay this maid? | George | Jerry |
THE MAID | null | 40? I'm payin' 60 to my maid. She doesn't do laundry and I'm gettin' nothin'. All right. Once she pinched my ass, but I don't know what that was. | George | 40. |
THE MAID | null | I don't know what this is. | Jerry | George |
THE MAID | null | Kramer enters and sits at the counter so George is between him and Jerry. | Jerry | George |
THE MAID | null | Hey, hey, hey. Look at that. | Kramer | Jerry |
THE MAID | null | Kramer shows of his I Love New York shirt. | Kramer | Jerry |
THE MAID | null | Ooh. | Jerry | Kramer |
THE MAID | null | Jerry, you wouldn't believe what it's like down there. Taxicab drivers are insane. You know, everybody is in a hurry. | Kramer | Jerry |
THE MAID | null | I can't eat with you leanin' over like this. Just look straight forward. | George | Kramer |
THE MAID | null | Well, now I can't see Jerry. | Kramer | George |
THE MAID | null | I look about the same. | Jerry | Kramer |
THE MAID | null | What? | George | Jerry |
THE MAID | null | I was talking to him. | Jerry | George |
THE MAID | null | What? | Kramer | Jerry |
THE MAID | null | Never mind. | Jerry | Kramer |
THE MAID | null | Come on. What'd he say? | Kramer | Jerry |
THE MAID | null | Never mind. | George | Kramer |
THE MAID | null | Jerry, come on. What'd you say? | Kramer | George |
THE MAID | null | Kramer and Jerry try to talk to each other by leaning back and forth, but keep missing each other. Jerry leans forward to look at Kramer, but Kramer leans back. Kramer leans forward, Jerry leans back. | Kramer | George |
THE MAID | null | What? | Jerry | Kramer |
THE MAID | null | Come on. Where'd you go? | Kramer | Jerry |
THE MAID | null | Go back. | Jerry | Kramer |
THE MAID | null | Eh! Come on. What did you say? | Kramer | Jerry |
THE MAID | null | I said, never mind. | Jerry | Kramer |
THE MAID | null | Yeah. I know that. Uh, uh. | Kramer | Jerry |
THE MAID | null | I hate the counter. | Jerry | Kramer |
THE MAID | null | Elaine enters and sits at the counter next to Jerry. | Jerry | Kramer |
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