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THE FROGGER | null | Oh, good lord. | Peterman | Lubeck |
THE FROGGER | null | You all right, Peterman? You look ill. | Lubeck | Peterman |
THE FROGGER | null | Get well, get well soon, we want you to get well. Get well, get well soon we want you to get well. | Elaine | Lubeck |
THE FROGGER | null | George and Jerry see Kramer, Shlomo, and Slippery Pete standing outside Mario's Pizza. Slippery Pete is playing Frogger. | Ext. City Sidewalk - Day | Elaine |
THE FROGGER | null | What are you guys doing? | George | Ext. City Sidewalk - Day |
THE FROGGER | null | Eat the fly. Eat the fly. Got him! | Shlomo | George |
THE FROGGER | null | You idiots. You're gonna wear down the battery. | George | Shlomo |
THE FROGGER | null | The batteries are fine. We've got...oh, god. only 3 minutes left. | Slippery Pete | George |
THE FROGGER | null | Quick. Get this thing back in the pizzeria | George | Slippery Pete |
THE FROGGER | null | George, they closed up. | Kramer | George |
THE FROGGER | null | I need an outlet! | George | Kramer |
THE FROGGER | null | A what? | Slippery Pete | George |
THE FROGGER | null | Holes! I need holes! | George | Slippery Pete |
THE FROGGER | null | The pharmacy's still open. | Kramer | George |
THE FROGGER | null | All right. Kramer, you block off traffic. You to go sweet-talk the pharmacist. | George | Kramer |
THE FROGGER | null | Shlomo and Slippery Pete go to the pharmacy. | George | Kramer |
THE FROGGER | null | You owe me a quarter. | Slippery Pete | George |
THE FROGGER | null | Slippery Pete. Kramer, hurry up! | George | Slippery Pete |
THE FROGGER | null | Kramer ties the police tape to a tree and runs into traffic. He runs out of tape before he can get halfway. | George | Slippery Pete |
THE FROGGER | null | Ahh! I'm out! No tape left! | Kramer | George |
THE FROGGER | null | Well, come on George, I'll help you push it across. | Jerry | Kramer |
THE FROGGER | null | Wait a minute. This looks familiar. This reminds me of something. I can do this. | George | Jerry |
THE FROGGER | null | By yourself? | Jerry | George |
THE FROGGER | null | Jerry, I've been preparing for this moment my entire life. | George | Jerry |
THE FROGGER | null | George pushes the machine onto the street. From a view in the sky, we see him dodging cars, hopping back and forth into lanes of traffic. Frogger music and sound effects play. | George | Jerry |
THE FROGGER | null | He looks like a Frog. | Shlomo | George |
THE FROGGER | null | So do you. | Slippery Pete | Shlomo |
THE FROGGER | null | George makes it across just as a huge truck comes barreling down the street. George tries to get the Frogger onto the sidewalk, but can't. He futilely sticks his hand out trying to stop the truck which honks. George jumps out of the truck's way and onto the sidewalk as the Frogger is smashed. | Slippery Pete | Shlomo |
THE FROGGER | null | Game over. | Jerry | Slippery Pete |
THE FROGGER | null | Mr. Peterman sits in his chair behind his desk. Elaine knocks and enters. | Int. J. Peterman's Office - Day | Jerry |
THE FROGGER | null | Mr. Peterman, you wanted to see me, sir? | Elaine | Int. J. Peterman's Office - Day |
THE FROGGER | null | Elaine, up until a moment ago, I was convinced that I was on the receiving end of one of the oldest baker's grift in the books--The Entenmann's shim-sham. | Peterman | Elaine |
THE FROGGER | null | Ohh... | Ealine | Peterman |
THE FROGGER | null | Until I remembered the videotape surveillance system that I installed to catch other-Walter using my latrine. But it also caught this. | Peterman | Ealine |
THE FROGGER | null | Mr. Peterman shows Elaine the tape of her waltzing around the room eating the cake. | Peterman | Ealine |
THE FROGGER | null | Mr. Peterman, I, uh... | Ealine | Peterman |
THE FROGGER | null | Elaine, I have a question for you. Is the item still...with you? | Peterman | Ealine |
THE FROGGER | null | Um...as far as I know. | Elaine | Peterman |
THE FROGGER | null | Do you know what happens to a butter-based frosting after six decades in a poorly ventilated English basement? | Peterman | Elaine |
THE FROGGER | null | Uh, I guess I hadn't-- | Elaine | Peterman |
THE FROGGER | null | Well, I have a feeling that what you are about to go through is punishment enough. Dismissed. | Peterman | Elaine |
THE MAID | null | George and Jerry sit at their usual booth. | Int. Monk's Restaurant - Day | null |
THE MAID | null | Cup of tea with lemon. | Jerry | Int. Monk's Restaurant - Day |
THE MAID | null | What happened to your voice? | George | Jerry |
THE MAID | null | I was screamin' at hecklers all night. The last time I open for a rodeo. | Jerry | George |
THE MAID | null | Well, Jerry, I been thinkin'. I've gotten as far as I can go with George Costanza. | George | Jerry |
THE MAID | null | Is this the suicide talk or the nickname talk? | Jerry | George |
THE MAID | null | The nickname. George. What is that? It's nothing. It's got no snap, no zip. I need a nickname that makes people light up. | George | Jerry |
THE MAID | null | You mean like...Liza! | Jerry | George |
THE MAID | null | But I was thinking...T-bone. | George | Jerry |
THE MAID | null | But there's no "t" in your name. What about G-bone? | Jerry | George |
THE MAID | null | There's no G-bone. | George | Jerry |
THE MAID | null | There's a g-spot. | Jerry | George |
THE MAID | null | That's a myth. | George | Jerry |
THE MAID | null | George takes a bite of his sandwich and gets a piece stuck to his chin. | George | Jerry |
THE MAID | null | T-bone, the ladies are gonna love ya. | Jerry | George |
THE MAID | null | Why did they hire you for a rodeo? | Elaine | Ext. Jerry's Apartment - Day - Establishing |
THE MAID | null | Jerry and Elaine are sitting on the sofa chewing gum. | Int. Jerry's Apartment - Day | Elaine |
THE MAID | null | They heard I opened for Kenny Rogers once. | Jerry | Int. Jerry's Apartment - Day |
THE MAID | null | Didn't he throw you off a bus in the middle of Alabama or-- | Elaine | Jerry |
THE MAID | null | Oh, I had that comin' to me. | Jerry | Elaine |
THE MAID | null | You know, Kenny Rogers has a- | Elaine | Jerry |
THE MAID | null | Jerry's maid exits from his bedroom and walks over to the kitchen. | Elaine | Jerry |
THE MAID | null | Why did you get a maid? | Elaine | Jerry |
THE MAID | null | You don't have to whisper. She knows she's a maid. | Jerry | Elaine |
THE MAID | null | Where did you get her? | Elaine | Jerry |
THE MAID | null | I hired her from a service! | Jerry | Elaine |
THE MAID | null | All done. | Maid | Jerry |
THE MAID | null | Thank you. Nice job. | Jerry | Maid |
THE MAID | null | Is this mine? | Maid | Jerry |
THE MAID | null | Yeah. | Jerry | Maid |
THE MAID | null | The maid leaves Jerry's apartment. Elaine smiles at Jerry. | Jerry | Maid |
THE MAID | null | What? | Jerry | Maid |
THE MAID | null | Come on, Jerry. You didn't notice? | Elaine | Jerry |
THE MAID | null | Notice what? She's not really even a maid. | Jerry | Elaine |
THE MAID | null | Oh. | Elaine | Jerry |
THE MAID | null | She wants to be an actress...or a, uh, model...or a dancer...or a...news woman. | Jerry | Elaine |
THE MAID | null | Uh-huh. News woman. Yeah. | Elaine | Jerry |
THE MAID | null | Kramer enters. | Elaine | Jerry |
THE MAID | null | Hey. Well, bad news, boys. My life is over. My girlfriend's movin' away. | Kramer | Elaine |
THE MAID | null | You have a girlfriend? | Jerry | Kramer |
THE MAID | null | Jerry stands up; Kramer opens the fridge. | Jerry | Kramer |
THE MAID | null | Jerry, where have you been? | Kramer | Jerry |
THE MAID | null | At a rodeo. Where's she moving? | Jerry | Kramer |
THE MAID | null | Downtown. | Kramer | Jerry |
THE MAID | null | Downtown New York? | Elaine | Kramer |
THE MAID | null | Yeah. I don't know if I can handle one of these long-distance relationships. | Kramer | Elaine |
THE MAID | null | It's like 10 minutes by subway. | Jerry | Kramer |
THE MAID | null | I don't know. | Kramer | Jerry |
THE MAID | null | Kramer opens a bottled carbonated drink which overflows and spills onto the floor. | Kramer | Jerry |
THE MAID | null | Oh! Jeez! Well, you've got a maid. It's a whole different world downtown-- different Gap, different Tower Records, and she's a 646. | Kramer | Jerry |
THE MAID | null | What? What is that? | Elaine | Kramer |
THE MAID | null | That's the new area code. They've run out of 242s, so all the new numbers are 646. | Jerry | Elaine |
THE MAID | null | I was a 718 when I first moved here. I cried every night. | Elaine | Jerry |
THE MAID | null | Listen. Heads up, Elaine. I'm gonna have to stop by later and pick up a fax. | Kramer | Elaine |
THE MAID | null | At work? | Elaine | Kramer |
THE MAID | null | No. At your apartment. | Kramer | Elaine |
THE MAID | null | I don't have a fax machine. | Elaine | Kramer |
THE MAID | null | Here we go. | Jerry | Elaine |
THE MAID | null | Well, now what are we gonna do? (to Jerry) See? This is why you should get a fax and a Xerox. | Kramer | Jerry |
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