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THE FROGGER | null | Jerry picks up the phone. | Kramer | Jerry |
THE FROGGER | null | Hello? | Jerry | Kramer |
THE FROGGER | null | Elaine is on the phone and is smelling her tape dispenser. | Int. Elaine's Office/jerry's Apartment | Intercut |
THE FROGGER | null | So how's it going with my friend? | Elaine | Int. Elaine's Office/jerry's Apartment |
THE FROGGER | null | She's a sentence finisher. It's like dating Mad Libs. | Jerry | Elaine |
THE FROGGER | null | People can be heard singing "Happy Birthday" in the background of Elaine's office. | Jerry | Elaine |
THE FROGGER | null | What is that? | Jerry | Elaine |
THE FROGGER | null | Oh, it's a cake party. It's the third one today. I didn't realize how hooked I got on that 4:00 sugar rush. | Elaine | Jerry |
THE FROGGER | null | So join in. | Jerry | Elaine |
THE FROGGER | null | I can't. I denounced them. Maybe I'll go raid Peterman's fridge. He's always got a truffle or something in there. | Elaine | Jerry |
THE FROGGER | null | All right. | Jerry | Elaine |
THE FROGGER | null | Jerry hangs up and stands up to find some police tape around a broken egg on the floor. | Jerry | Elaine |
THE FROGGER | null | Hey, wh-what-- | Jerry | Elaine |
THE FROGGER | null | Yeah. I dropped an egg. Be careful. | Kramer | Jerry |
THE FROGGER | null | Kramer leaves. | Kramer | Jerry |
THE FROGGER | null | Elaine knocks on the open door. | Int. J. Peterman's Office - Day | Ext. J. Peterman Building - Day - Establishing |
THE FROGGER | null | Anybody here? Peterboy? | Elaine | Int. J. Peterman's Office - Day |
THE FROGGER | null | No one answers. She runs over to Peterman's fridge, opens it, and takes out a box. She opens the box to find a cake. | Elaine | Int. J. Peterman's Office - Day |
THE FROGGER | null | Ooh, it's a cake walk. | Elaine | Int. J. Peterman's Office - Day |
THE FROGGER | null | She takes a bite of the cake. Outside in the hallway, Mr. Peterman can be heard singing. | Elaine | Int. J. Peterman's Office - Day |
THE FROGGER | null | Get well, get well soon we wish you to get well. | Peterman | Elaine |
THE FROGGER | null | Elaine quickly puts the box back in the fridge. Mr. Peterman enters his office. | Peterman | Elaine |
THE FROGGER | null | Ha ha ha ha...Oh, what a stirring little anthem of wellness. | Peterman | Elaine |
THE FROGGER | null | Mr. Peterman, um-- | Elaine | Peterman |
THE FROGGER | null | We missed you at the get well party. Poor old Walt has a polyp in the duodenum. It's benign, but--ooh--still a bastard. Oh, Elaine, can you keep a secret? | Peterman | Elaine |
THE FROGGER | null | No, sir, I can't. | Elaine | Peterman |
THE FROGGER | null | Inside that small college boy minifridge is my latest acquisition. A slice of cake from the wedding of King Edward VIII to Wallis Simpson, circa 1937, price--$29,000. | Peterman | Elaine |
THE FROGGER | null | Jerry and Lisi walk along. | Ext. City Sidewalk - Night | Peterman |
THE FROGGER | null | Well Lisi, that was another- | Jerry | Ext. City Sidewalk - Night |
THE FROGGER | null | Lovely evening. | Lisi | Jerry |
THE FROGGER | null | Really bad meal. I was thinking maybe we should-- | Jerry | Lisi |
THE FROGGER | null | Go for a hansom cab ride? | Lisi | Jerry |
THE FROGGER | null | Call it a night. I'll walk you home. Where do you live? | Jerry | Lisi |
THE FROGGER | null | 84th street, right off Riverside Park. | Lisi | Jerry |
THE FROGGER | null | Riverside Park. | Jerry | Lisi |
THE FROGGER | null | Jerry grabs Lisi and turns around. | Jerry | Lisi |
THE FROGGER | null | I thought we were going-- | Lisi | Jerry |
THE FROGGER | null | Back to my place. That's right. | Jerry | Lisi |
THE FROGGER | null | George and Jerry are sitting on the sofa. | Ext. Jerry's Apartment - Day - Establishing | Jerry |
THE FROGGER | null | So you slept with her? | George | Ext. Jerry's Apartment - Day - Establishing |
THE FROGGER | null | She lives right off Riverside Park. I was scared of the Lopper, So I let her stay over. | Jerry | George |
THE FROGGER | null | And you automatically sleep with her? | George | Jerry |
THE FROGGER | null | Well, I just wanted to make out a little, but she kind of-- | Jerry | George |
THE FROGGER | null | Finished your thought. | George | Jerry |
THE FROGGER | null | George gets up and walks over to the sink. Elaine enters. | George | Jerry |
THE FROGGER | null | Guess what I ate. | Elaine | George |
THE FROGGER | null | An ostrich burger. | George | Elaine |
THE FROGGER | null | No. A $29,000 piece of cake. Peterman got it at The Duke Of Windsor auction. It was the most romantic thing I've ever eaten. | Elaine | George |
THE FROGGER | null | How'd it taste? | Jerry | Elaine |
THE FROGGER | null | A little stale. | Elaine | Jerry |
THE FROGGER | null | Yeah. | Jerry | Elaine |
THE FROGGER | null | So, uh are you sleeping with Peterman? | George | Jerry |
THE FROGGER | null | No. He doesn't know I ate it. In fact, he almost caught me. I have to sneak back in and even it out. | Elaine | George |
THE FROGGER | null | You know, they say ostrich has less fat, but you eat more of it. | George | Elaine |
THE FROGGER | null | Jerry and Elaine start to walk from the counter towards the table. | George | Elaine |
THE FROGGER | null | Hey, so I talked to Lisi and she has got a big surprise for you. She's planning a weekend trip to Pennsylvania Dutch country. | Elaine | George |
THE FROGGER | null | Pennsylvania Dutch country? Oh, that's the serious relationship weekend place. | Jerry | Elaine |
THE FROGGER | null | What is going on with you two? | Ealine | Jerry |
THE FROGGER | null | Well, I think by sleeping with her, I may have sent her the wrong message. | Jerry | Ealine |
THE FROGGER | null | What's that? | George | Jerry |
THE FROGGER | null | Elaine opens up a paper bag and pulls out a cookie. | George | Jerry |
THE FROGGER | null | 4:00 sugar fix. | Elaine | George |
THE FROGGER | null | Well, I'm calling this off right now. | Jerry | Elaine |
THE FROGGER | null | No, no. You are way past the phone call breakup stage. | Elaine | Jerry |
THE FROGGER | null | Well, I'm not going over there. That's where the Lopper is. | Jerry | Elaine |
THE FROGGER | null | Oh...it's daylight. It won't take you that long. Just make a clean break. | Elaine | Jerry |
THE FROGGER | null | Elaine bites the head of her gingerbread man. | Elaine | Jerry |
THE FROGGER | null | Just a little off the side... | Elaine | Ext. J. Peterman Building - Day - Establishing |
THE FROGGER | null | Elaine is at Mr. Peterman's desk with the cake box. | Int. J. Peterman's Office - Day | Elaine |
THE FROGGER | null | Well, no point in wasting $1,200. | Elaine | Int. J. Peterman's Office - Day |
THE FROGGER | null | She eats a slice of the cake as fantasy waltz music starts to play. Elaine dances around the room talking to one of the sculptures in the room. | Elaine | Int. J. Peterman's Office - Day |
THE FROGGER | null | Oh, commander, isn't the wedding marvelous? More cake? Oh, I shouldn't. I mustn't. Ah, what the hell? | Elaine | Int. J. Peterman's Office - Day |
THE FROGGER | null | She gets more cake. | Elaine | Int. J. Peterman's Office - Day |
THE FROGGER | null | Now, each of you is here because you're the best at what you do. | George | Ext. Monk's Diner - Day - Establishing |
THE FROGGER | null | George, Kramer, Slippery Pete, and Shlomo sit at a booth. | Int. Monk's Diner - Day | George |
THE FROGGER | null | Slippery Pete, Kramer tells me you are one hell of a rogue electrician. And shlomo, you're the best truck driver. | George | Int. Monk's Diner - Day |
THE FROGGER | null | I don't know If I'm the best. | Shlomo | George |
THE FROGGER | null | Oh...you're very good. | George | Shlomo |
THE FROGGER | null | Let's say "good." | Shlomo | George |
THE FROGGER | null | Ok. Good. And Kramer, you're in charge of taping off the loading zone. | George | Shlomo |
THE FROGGER | null | Lock and load. | Kramer | George |
THE FROGGER | null | You think you can handle that, numb nuts? | Slippery Pete | Kramer |
THE FROGGER | null | All right, all right, come on, now. | Kramer | Slippery Pete |
THE FROGGER | null | That was my mail-order bride. | Slippery Pete | Kramer |
THE FROGGER | null | Hey, you weren't home, so I signed for her. | Kramer | Slippery Pete |
THE FROGGER | null | It doesn't give you the right to make out with her. | Slippery Pete | Kramer |
THE FROGGER | null | You weren't even married yet. | Kramer | Slippery Pete |
THE FROGGER | null | All right, all right, calm down, calm down. Whatever happened in the past is past. | George | Kramer |
THE FROGGER | null | George gets a napkin and starts to draw on it. | George | Kramer |
THE FROGGER | null | Now, this is the basic layout for Mario's Pizza. | George | Kramer |
THE FROGGER | null | So what kind of jail time are we looking at if we're caught? | Shlomo | George |
THE FROGGER | null | What do you mean? | George | Shlomo |
THE FROGGER | null | We're stealing this thing, right? | Slippery Pete | George |
THE FROGGER | null | No. I--I paid for it. | George | Slippery Pete |
THE FROGGER | null | I thought we were stealing it. | Slippery Pete | George |
THE FROGGER | null | Yeah. It feels like we're stealing it. | Kramer | Slippery Pete |
THE FROGGER | null | We're not stealing it. | George | Kramer |
THE FROGGER | null | I definitely thought we're stealing it. | Shlomo | George |
THE FROGGER | null | All right, let's--let's focus. Can we get back to the plan? | George | Shlomo |
THE FROGGER | null | Well, I need a battery for this kind of a job. Can I at least steal a battery? | Slippery Pete | George |
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