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THE FROGGER
null
Kramer ties a piece of tape around a banana.
Kramer
Jerry
THE FROGGER
null
I'm gonna eat that later.
Kramer
Jerry
THE FROGGER
null
So they just gave you this?
Jerry
Kramer
THE FROGGER
null
Oh no, no,. no. I had to fish around in the evidence room for it. You know, they're all preoccupied, trying to hunt down this new psycho-serial killer, the Lopper. All right, I'll see ya.
Kramer
Jerry
THE FROGGER
null
Wait a minute, wait a minute. Who is the Lopper?
Elaine
Kramer
THE FROGGER
null
Oh, it's no big deal. It's just some guy who's been running around Riverside park-pffff. You know, cutting people's heads off.
Kramer
Elaine
THE FROGGER
null
How come I haven't read about this?
Jerry
Kramer
THE FROGGER
null
Well, you know, the police, they've been having some internal dissension about the name.
Kramer
Jerry
THE FROGGER
null
Really? What're the other titles?
Elaine
Kramer
THE FROGGER
null
Uh, Headso...uh...The Denogginizer...Son of dad.
Kramer
Elaine
THE FROGGER
null
Son of dad?
Jerry
Kramer
THE FROGGER
null
Yeah. That was my suggestion. It's sort of a catchall.
Kramer
Jerry
THE FROGGER
null
Mario's Pizza.
George
Ext. Mario's Pizza - Day - Establishing
THE FROGGER
null
George and Jerry admire their former hang out. Mario, an elder man, stands behind the counter.
Int. Mario's Pizza - Day
George
THE FROGGER
null
Just as she was. Hey, Mario! Remember us?
George
Int. Mario's Pizza - Day
THE FROGGER
null
No.
Mario
George
THE FROGGER
null
We used to come in every day.
Jerry
Mario
THE FROGGER
null
So where ya been? We're tanking here.
Mario
Jerry
THE FROGGER
null
We'll have 2 slices and 2 grape sodas.
George
Mario
THE FROGGER
null
Oh, thanks. That'll save us.
Mario
George
THE FROGGER
null
All right, make it the large sodas.
Jerry
Mario
THE FROGGER
null
George and Jerry walk across the room.
Jerry
Mario
THE FROGGER
null
Hey, Jerry, remember Frogger? I used to be so into this game. Gettin' that frog across the street was my entire life.
George
Jerry
THE FROGGER
null
They walk over to watch a boy playing Frogger.
George
Jerry
THE FROGGER
null
Yeah. And then you went on to...Well, it's a good game.
Jerry
George
THE FROGGER
null
Double jump! Eat the fly! Eat it!
George
Jerry
THE FROGGER
null
The boy loses.
George
Jerry
THE FROGGER
null
Thanks a lot.
Boy
George
THE FROGGER
null
Ah, beat it, punk.
George
Boy
THE FROGGER
null
The boy exits.
George
Boy
THE FROGGER
null
Hey, look at the high score--"G.L.C." George Louis Costanza. That's not you, is it?
Jerry
George
THE FROGGER
null
Yes! 860,000. I can't believe it's still standing. No one has beaten me in like 10 years.
George
Jerry
THE FROGGER
null
I remember that night.
Jerry
George
THE FROGGER
null
The perfect combination of Mountain Dew and mozzarella...just the right amount of grease on the joy stick...
George
Jerry
THE FROGGER
null
Here's your pizza pea brains.
Mario
George
THE FROGGER
null
I think I remember why we stopped coming here.
Jerry
Mario
THE FROGGER
null
Yeah.
George
Jerry
THE FROGGER
null
Elaine is sitting at her desk smelling a pen.
Int. Elaine's Office - Day
Ext. J Peterman Building - Day - Establishing
THE FROGGER
null
This pen smells really bad. So why do I keep smelling it? Is it too late for me to go to law school?
Elaine
Int. Elaine's Office - Day
THE FROGGER
null
There's a knock on the door and several co-workers enter with a cake.
Elaine
Int. Elaine's Office - Day
THE FROGGER
null
What is this?
Elaine
Int. Elaine's Office - Day
THE FROGGER
null
You were out sick yesterday, so we got you a get-well cake.
Male Worker
Elaine
THE FROGGER
null
It's carrot. It's good for you.
Female Worker
Male Worker
THE FROGGER
null
Get well get well soon, we wish you to get--
Workers
Female Worker
THE FROGGER
null
Stop it! That's not even a song! I mean, now we're celebrating a sick day?
Elaine
Workers
THE FROGGER
null
I think it's nice.
Male Worker
Elaine
THE FROGGER
null
What? What is nice? Trying to fill the void in your life with flour and sugar and egg and vanilla? I mean, we are all unhappy. Do we have to be fat, too? Not you Becky, I know you have a slow metabolism. I don't want one more piece of cake in my office!
Elaine
Male Worker
THE FROGGER
null
Another worker enters late.
Elaine
Male Worker
THE FROGGER
null
Get well, get well soon--
Worker
Elaine
THE FROGGER
null
It's not happening.
Male Worker
Worker
THE FROGGER
null
They all start to leave disappointed.
Male Worker
Worker
THE FROGGER
null
Can we still it eat?
Becky
Male Worker
THE FROGGER
null
Jerry and Lisi sit at the usual booth.
Int. Monk's Diner - Night
Ext. Monk's Diner - Night - Establishing
THE FROGGER
null
I'll tell you Lisi, I never expected that movie to--
Jerry
Int. Monk's Diner - Night
THE FROGGER
null
End under water?
Lisi
Jerry
THE FROGGER
null
Be that long. I mean, most action movies are--
Jerry
Lisi
THE FROGGER
null
So much more violent.
Lisi
Jerry
THE FROGGER
null
Not as long.
Jerry
Lisi
THE FROGGER
null
Well, I should probably--
Lisi
Jerry
THE FROGGER
null
Get going.
Jerry
Lisi
THE FROGGER
null
Yeah.
Lisi
Jerry
THE FROGGER
null
They both stand.
Lisi
Jerry
THE FROGGER
null
Well, it was nice meeting you. I'm sure I'll see you--
Jerry
Lisi
THE FROGGER
null
Eight tomorrow?
Lisi
Jerry
THE FROGGER
null
Actually, that's--
Jerry
Lisi
THE FROGGER
null
What you were thinking.
Lisi
Jerry
THE FROGGER
null
Right.
Jerry
Lisi
THE FROGGER
null
Lisi leaves and Jerry goes to pay the cashier. George enters.
Jerry
Lisi
THE FROGGER
null
Oh! Here you are. Ha ha...You, uh, you want to--
George
Jerry
THE FROGGER
null
Sure. (points at booth) How about this one?
Jerry
George
THE FROGGER
null
They both sit down at their booth.
Jerry
George
THE FROGGER
null
Well, I'm doing it, Jerry. I'm buying the Frogger machine. Now the torch will burn forever.
George
Jerry
THE FROGGER
null
Fabulous. See, now you're really do something.
Jerry
George
THE FROGGER
null
So, you want to come down to Mario's Pizza with me and help me pick up the Frogger?
George
Jerry
THE FROGGER
null
Hey, how you gonna keep the machine plugged in while you move it?
Jerry
George
THE FROGGER
null
What?
George
Jerry
THE FROGGER
null
Once you unplug the machine, all the scores will be erased.
Jerry
George
THE FROGGER
null
You're right. Why must there always be a problem? You'd think just once I could get a break. God knows I earned it with that score!
George
Jerry
THE FROGGER
null
George gets up and leaves in a huff.
George
Jerry
THE FROGGER
null
Well, more bad news Jerry.
Kramer
Ext. Jerry's Apartment - Day- Establishing
THE FROGGER
null
Kramer and Jerry are talking near the kitchen counter. George is sitting at the table on Jerry's cordless phone. An open phone book is in front of him.
Int. Jerry's Apartment - Day
Kramer
THE FROGGER
null
You know the police, they found another victim of the Lopper in Riverside Park. I saw the photo, and it looked a lot like you.
Kramer
Int. Jerry's Apartment - Day
THE FROGGER
null
JERRYL Oh, come on. There's a lot of people walking around the city that look like me.
Kramer
Int. Jerry's Apartment - Day
THE FROGGER
null
Not as many as there used to be.
Kramer
Int. Jerry's Apartment - Day
THE FROGGER
null
No. I need a guy that can rig a Frogger machine so that I can move it without losing power, 'cause I have the high score. H-hello?
George
Kramer
THE FROGGER
null
Kramer peels and eats an orange.
George
Kramer
THE FROGGER
null
You know, George, you're not gonna find an electrician like that in the yellow pages. Now, I know just the guy who can do this.
Kramer
George
THE FROGGER
null
Another friend?
Jerry
Kramer
THE FROGGER
null
Oh, no, no, no. This guy is no friend. In fact, we don't even get along.
Kramer
Jerry
THE FROGGER
null
Well, is he good, Kramer?
George
Kramer
THE FROGGER
null
George gets up and walks towards Kramer.
George
Kramer
THE FROGGER
null
Oh, he's the best...and the worst.
Kramer
George
THE FROGGER
null
Kramer, listen to me. I'm never gonna have a child. If I lose this Frogger high score, that's it for me.
George
Kramer
THE FROGGER
null
Believe me George, you can count on Slippery Pete.
Kramer
George
THE FROGGER
null
Slippery Pete?
George
Kramer
THE FROGGER
null
Yeah, I don't care for the name, either. In fact, that's one of the things that we argue about.
Kramer
George
THE FROGGER
null
All right, I'm gonna find a guy with a truck. GLC must live on!
George
Kramer
THE FROGGER
null
George grabs his coat and leaves the apartment. The phone rings. Jerry tries to get by Kramer.
George
Kramer
THE FROGGER
null
Come on.
Jerry
George
THE FROGGER
null
Dng-ga-gng-ga-wt.
Kramer
Jerry