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THE BOOKSTORE | (Newman and Kramer both find the rickshaw and Rusty in the park) | (Sarcastic) Yeah, yeah. We'll get back to you. (Pulling the rickshaw with Newman) Let's get this baby home. | Kramer | Rusty |
THE BOOKSTORE | (Newman and Kramer both find the rickshaw and Rusty in the park) | Uh.. | Newman | Kramer |
THE BOOKSTORE | (Newman and Kramer both find the rickshaw and Rusty in the park) | What? | Kramer | Newman |
THE BOOKSTORE | (Newman and Kramer both find the rickshaw and Rusty in the park) | You know, when you think about it, it's kind of silly for us both to pull this thing all t he way back uptown. I mean, after all, it is a conveyance. | Newman | Kramer |
THE BOOKSTORE | (Newman and Kramer both find the rickshaw and Rusty in the park) | Yes, that's true. | Kramer | Newman |
THE BOOKSTORE | (Newman and Kramer both find the rickshaw and Rusty in the park) | So, which one of us is gonna pull? | Newman | Kramer |
THE BOOKSTORE | (Newman and Kramer both find the rickshaw and Rusty in the park) | Well, there's only one way to settle this. (Starts pointing back and forth between Newman and him with each word of the rhyme) One spot, two spot, | Kramer | Newman |
THE BOOKSTORE | (Newman and Kramer both find the rickshaw and Rusty in the park) | zig, zag, tear, pop-die, pennygot, tennyum, tear, harum, scare 'em, rip 'em, tear 'em, tay, taw, toe.. | Kramer | Newman |
THE BOOKSTORE | (Newman and Kramer both find the rickshaw and Rusty in the park) | (Realizing he won) Yeah. | Newman | Kramer |
THE BOOKSTORE | (Newman and Kramer both find the rickshaw and Rusty in the park) | Best two out of three? (Starts the pointing and the rhyme again) One spot, two spot.. | Kramer | Newman |
THE BOOKSTORE | (Scene cuts to Newman riding in the rickshaw - Kramer pulling) | Hey, boy. Smooth it out up there. Too much jostling! | Nemwan | null |
THE BOOKSTORE | (Scene ends) | (Gesturing tward the book) So, you want to donate this to charity? | Rebecca | null |
THE BOOKSTORE | (Scene ends) | Well, I assume there's some sort of write-off. | George | Rebecca |
THE BOOKSTORE | (Scene ends) | What's the value of the book? | Rebecca | George |
THE BOOKSTORE | (Scene ends) | Uh, about two hundred dollars, Miss DeMooney. | George | Rebecca |
THE BOOKSTORE | (Scene ends) | (Correcting. Stern) It's DeMornay. Rebecca DeMornay. | Rebecca | George |
THE BOOKSTORE | (Scene ends) | Oh. | George | Rebecca |
THE BOOKSTORE | (Scene ends) | (Opens the cover of the book) Oh, wait a second. (Certain) This book has been in the bathroom. | Rebecca | George |
THE BOOKSTORE | (Scene ends) | (Nervous) Wh-what are you talking about? That - that's rediculous. | George | Rebecca |
THE BOOKSTORE | (Scene ends) | It's been flagged. I know. I used to work in a Brentano's. Mister, we're trying to help the homeless heare - it's bad enough that we have some nut out | Rebecca | George |
THE BOOKSTORE | (Scene ends) | there trying to strap 'em to a rickshaw! | Rebecca | George |
THE BOOKSTORE | (Scene ends) | (Desperate to get rid of the book) Alright, I, I'll just take fifty. Do - do we have a deal? | George | Rebecca |
THE BOOKSTORE | (Scene ends) | Yeah, and here it is: You get your toilet book out of here, and I won't jump over this counter and punch you in the brain! | Rebecca | George |
THE BOOKSTORE | (Scene ends) | I could take it in merchandise.. | George | Rebecca |
THE BOOKSTORE | (Scene ends) | (Threatening to hit him) Here I come.. | Rebecca | George |
THE BOOKSTORE | (Elaine and Jerry are both at the bookstore. Elaine is talking with the cashier while checking out a book) | So, this book'll tell me how to get puke out of cashmere? | Elaine | null |
THE BOOKSTORE | (Elaine and Jerry are both at the bookstore. Elaine is talking with the cashier while checking out a book) | Yeah. | Cashier | Elaine |
THE BOOKSTORE | (Elaine and Jerry are both at the bookstore. Elaine is talking with the cashier while checking out a book) | Great. | Elaine | Cashier |
THE BOOKSTORE | (Elaine and Jerry are both at the bookstore. Elaine is talking with the cashier while checking out a book) | (To Elaine) So, the worst is over? | Jerry | Elaine |
THE BOOKSTORE | (Elaine and Jerry are both at the bookstore. Elaine is talking with the cashier while checking out a book) | Yeah. Now I can break up with him. He's clean, and I'm the office hero. | Elaine | Jerry |
THE BOOKSTORE | (Elaine and Jerry are both at the bookstore. Elaine is talking with the cashier while checking out a book) | Seems like you're better at fake relationships than real ones. | Jerry | Elaine |
THE BOOKSTORE | (Elaine and Jerry are both at the bookstore. Elaine is talking with the cashier while checking out a book) | Yeah, huh. I even got an idea out of it. the Detox Poncho. | Elaien | Jerry |
THE BOOKSTORE | (She's through buying the book, and is ready to go) | (Leaving Jerry) See ya. | Elaine | null |
THE BOOKSTORE | (She's through buying the book, and is ready to go) | (To cashier) I'd like to speak with the manager, please. | Jerry | Elaine |
THE BOOKSTORE | (Newman is being pulled up a steep hill on the rickshaw by Kramer) | Mind your pace, Boy. Chop, chop! | Newman | null |
THE BOOKSTORE | (Newman is being pulled up a steep hill on the rickshaw by Kramer) | (Tired) Oh, I can't go on. I gotta take a break. (Sets the rickshaw down - taking a rest) | Kramer | Newman |
THE BOOKSTORE | (Newman is being pulled up a steep hill on the rickshaw by Kramer) | Well, don't tarry. I'm behind schedule as it is. | Newman | Kramer |
THE BOOKSTORE | (Newman is being pulled up a steep hill on the rickshaw by Kramer) | (Stretching) Oh.. | Kramer | Newman |
THE BOOKSTORE | (The rickshaw starts to roll back down the hill) | (Scared) Boy.. Boy. Kramer! | Newman | null |
THE BOOKSTORE | (The rickshaw starts to rapidly go down the street. Kramer makes an attempt to chase it) | Woah! Wait! | Kramer | null |
THE BOOKSTORE | (The rickshaw starts to rapidly go down the street. Kramer makes an attempt to chase it) | Ahhh! Yaaaahhh! | Newman | Kramer |
THE BOOKSTORE | (Scene cuts to Zach. he's walking out into the street) | (Optimistic) Well, this is the first day of the rest of my life! | Zach | null |
THE BOOKSTORE | (Scene cuts back to Newman - still rolling down the hill) | Waaaaahhhh! | Newman | null |
THE BOOKSTORE | (Scene cuts back to Newman - still rolling down the hill) | (Zach and the rickshaw collide. From back up on top of the street, Kramer tries to separate himself from the accident. He starts walking, then running away from the | Newman | null |
THE BOOKSTORE | (Scene cuts back to Newman - still rolling down the hill) | crushed rickshaw) | Newman | null |
THE BOOKSTORE | (Jerry is in Brentano's - waiting for the manager. He sees George enter) | George? What are you doin' here? | Jerry | null |
THE BOOKSTORE | (Jerry is in Brentano's - waiting for the manager. He sees George enter) | I can't sell the book. It's been marked. | George | Jerry |
THE BOOKSTORE | (Jerry is in Brentano's - waiting for the manager. He sees George enter) | (Sarcasticly joking) It certainly has. | Jerry | George |
THE BOOKSTORE | (Jerry is in Brentano's - waiting for the manager. He sees George enter) | So, I'm gonna steal another one, and then return it. That way, everything is even. | George | Jerry |
THE BOOKSTORE | (Jerry is in Brentano's - waiting for the manager. He sees George enter) | (Trying to straighten things out) You defile one book, steal another, ask for your money back - and to you that's even? | Jerry | George |
THE BOOKSTORE | (Jerry is in Brentano's - waiting for the manager. He sees George enter) | I'm goin' in! | George | Jerry |
THE BOOKSTORE | (George walks off to steal one of the books. The manager walks up to Jerry) | Did you want to speak with the manager? | Manager | null |
THE BOOKSTORE | (George walks off to steal one of the books. The manager walks up to Jerry) | Yes. My Uncle Leo was cought shoplifing here the other day.. | Jerry | Manager |
THE BOOKSTORE | (George walks off to steal one of the books. The manager walks up to Jerry) | Yes, Uncle Leo. I remember him. I'm sorry, our policy is we prosecute all shoplifters. | Manager | Jerry |
THE BOOKSTORE | (George walks off to steal one of the books. The manager walks up to Jerry) | (Pleading) Oh, come on. He's just a lonely old man. All old people steal. | Jerry | Manager |
THE BOOKSTORE | (George walks off to steal one of the books. The manager walks up to Jerry) | That's right. That's why we stopped carrying batteries. Look, I'll be honest with you, we've had a lot of trouble with theft lately - and my boss says I have to make an example to someone. | Manager | Jerry |
THE BOOKSTORE | (George walks off to steal one of the books. The manager walks up to Jerry) | So it could be anyone? | Jerry | Manager |
THE BOOKSTORE | (George walks off to steal one of the books. The manager walks up to Jerry) | I.. guess. As long as we catch him in the act. | Manager | Jerry |
THE BOOKSTORE | (Jerry turns to George. George has a huge bundle under his overcoat - and is trying to act innocent) | That guy! (Pointing at George) Swarm! Swarm! | Jerry | null |
THE BOOKSTORE | (George is instantly surrounded by guards) | No! Jerry! | George | null |
THE FROGGER | null | Elaine and several co-workers stand around a table which has a cake sitting on it. | Int. J. Peterman Lunchroom - Day | null |
THE FROGGER | null | Happy birthday to you. | All | Int. J. Peterman Lunchroom - Day |
THE FROGGER | null | Thanks. | Walter | All |
THE FROGGER | null | Everyone claps. | Walter | All |
THE FROGGER | null | Elaine, cake? | Female Worker | Walter |
THE FROGGER | null | Uh, no, thanks. | Elaine | Female Worker |
THE FROGGER | null | It's Walter's special day. | Female Worker | Elaine |
THE FROGGER | null | You know, there are 200 people who work in this office. Every day is somebody's special day. | Elaine | Female Worker |
THE FROGGER | null | Elaine takes a piece of cake and makes her way to the door, but is stopped as a male worker carrying a cake enters. | Elaine | Female Worker |
THE FROGGER | null | Elaine! Where're you going? It's Walter's last day. We have to celebrate. | Male Worker | Elaine |
THE FROGGER | null | It's his birthday and it's his last day? | Elaine | Male Worker |
THE FROGGER | null | This is other-Walter, from returns. | Male Worker | Elaine |
THE FROGGER | null | Other-Walter enters followed by more co-workers. | Male Worker | Elaine |
THE FROGGER | null | Hey, what's going on here? | Other-walter | Male Worker |
THE FROGGER | null | Surprise! | All | Other-walter |
THE FROGGER | null | Oh guys. | Other-walter | All |
THE FROGGER | null | Elaine tries to leave, but other-Walter stops her. | Other-walter | All |
THE FROGGER | null | Elaine, it's my last day. Have a piece. | Other-walter | All |
THE FROGGER | null | All right, pile it on. | Elaine | Other-walter |
THE FROGGER | null | For he's a jolly good fellow...happy birthday to you...for he's a jolly good fellow...birthday to you...which nobody can deny... | All | Elaine |
THE FROGGER | null | Elaine looks on frustrated. | All | Elaine |
THE FROGGER | null | Jerry and Elaine stand in front of his stereo. | Int. Jerry's Apartment - Day | Ext. Jerry's Apartment - Day - Establishing |
THE FROGGER | null | What is so bad about having a little piece of cake? | Jerry | Int. Jerry's Apartment - Day |
THE FROGGER | null | It is the forced socializing. I mean, just because we work in the same office, why do we have to act like we're friends? | Elaine | Jerry |
THE FROGGER | null | Why aren't you there now? | Jerry | Elaine |
THE FROGGER | null | I had to take a sick day. I'm so sick of these people. By the way, I talked to Lisi, and tomorrow night's good for her. | Elaine | Jerry |
THE FROGGER | null | They sit on the sofa. | Elaine | Jerry |
THE FROGGER | null | You know, I shouldn't go out with a friend of yours. I foresee messiness. | Jerry | Elaine |
THE FROGGER | null | Yeah, you're better off sitting around here, reading comic books, and eating spaghetti at two in the morning.. | Elaine | Jerry |
THE FROGGER | null | Hey, speaking of tomato sauce, you want to come with me and George to Mario's Pizza? | Jerry | Elaine |
THE FROGGER | null | Your old high school hangout? Why? | Elaine | Jerry |
THE FROGGER | null | They're closing. We're going for one last slice. | Jerry | Elaine |
THE FROGGER | null | Kramer barges through the door holding a roll of yellow police tape. | Jerry | Elaine |
THE FROGGER | null | Hey. All right. Hi. Check it out, official police caution tape. Look at that. | Kramer | Jerry |
THE FROGGER | null | Jerry walks towards the counter where Kramer has placed some of the tape. | Kramer | Jerry |
THE FROGGER | null | Uh-uh-uh. Step back, son, there's nothing to see here. | Kramer | Jerry |
THE FROGGER | null | Where did you get this? | Jerry | Kramer |
THE FROGGER | null | Well, I got it from my cop buddy Doug. | Kramer | Jerry |
THE FROGGER | null | You sure have a lot of friends. How come I never see any of these people? | Jerry | Kramer |
THE FROGGER | null | They want to know why they never see you. | Kramer | Jerry |
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