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THE BOOKSTORE | (Elaine enters and sits down) | You, uh, didn't dance again, did you? | George | Jerry |
THE BOOKSTORE | (Elaine enters and sits down) | (Angered) No, I found a better way to humiliate myself. There was this guy, and we had a few too many.. | Elaine | George |
THE BOOKSTORE | (Elaine enters and sits down) | You went home with him? | George | Elaine |
THE BOOKSTORE | (Elaine enters and sits down) | Worse. We made out at the table like our plane was going down! | Elaine | George |
THE BOOKSTORE | (Elaine enters and sits down) | (Rubbing it in) Ah, the drunken make-out. An office classic. Did you end up xeroxing anything? | Jerry | Elaine |
THE BOOKSTORE | (Elaine enters and sits down) | (Gives Jerry a look) Do you know how embarrassing this is to someone in my position? | Elaine | Jerry |
THE BOOKSTORE | (Elaine enters and sits down) | (Confused) What's your position? | Jerry | Elaine |
THE BOOKSTORE | (Elaine enters and sits down) | I am an associate. | Elaine | Jerry |
THE BOOKSTORE | (Elaine enters and sits down) | Hey, me too. | George | Elaine |
THE BOOKSTORE | (A waitress, passing their table, speaks up) | Yeah, me too. | Waitress | null |
THE BOOKSTORE | (A waitress, passing their table, speaks up) | Oh God. Why did I do this? Now I'm the office skank. | Elaine | Waitress |
THE BOOKSTORE | (A waitress, passing their table, speaks up) | Well, unless you tell everybody you're dating. | George | Elaine |
THE BOOKSTORE | (A waitress, passing their table, speaks up) | (Liking the idea) Ohh.. right. Cause if we're dating, what everyone saw was just a beautiful moment between two lovers. | Elaine | George |
THE BOOKSTORE | (A waitress, passing their table, speaks up) | (Jokingly rubbing it in) As opposed to a spirited bout of Skanko-Roman wrestling. | Jerry | Elaine |
THE BOOKSTORE | (A waitress, passing their table, speaks up) | (Sarcastic) Oh, bravo. | Elaine | Jerry |
THE BOOKSTORE | (Jerry enters his apartment to find Newman and Kramer having a conference at his table) | (Sarcastic) Oh, hey. Can I fix you fellas some drinks and sandwiches? | Jerry | null |
THE BOOKSTORE | (Jerry enters his apartment to find Newman and Kramer having a conference at his table) | (Taking his offer seriously) No, we've already eaten. | Kramer | Jerry |
THE BOOKSTORE | (Jerry enters his apartment to find Newman and Kramer having a conference at his table) | (Gesturing to dishes and silverware on the table) But you can clear some of this stuff out of the way. | Newman | Kramer |
THE BOOKSTORE | (Jerry enters his apartment to find Newman and Kramer having a conference at his table) | Jerry, check this out. (Pointing at some papers on the table) Remember my idea about rickshaws in New Youk? Well, we're gonna make it happen! | Kramer | Newman |
THE BOOKSTORE | (Jerry enters his apartment to find Newman and Kramer having a conference at his table) | (Jokingly trying to be skeptical) No, you're not. | Jerry | Kramer |
THE BOOKSTORE | (Jerry enters his apartment to find Newman and Kramer having a conference at his table) | Newman, he knows a guy in the Hong Kong post office.. | Kramer | Jerry |
THE BOOKSTORE | (Jerry enters his apartment to find Newman and Kramer having a conference at his table) | (Still skeptical) No, he doesn't. | Jerry | Kramer |
THE BOOKSTORE | (Jerry enters his apartment to find Newman and Kramer having a conference at his table) | He's shipping us a rickshaw. It can't miss! | Newman | Jerry |
THE BOOKSTORE | (Jerry enters his apartment to find Newman and Kramer having a conference at his table) | Yes, it can. | Jerry | Newman |
THE BOOKSTORE | (Jerry enters his apartment to find Newman and Kramer having a conference at his table) | We'll start out with one, and they when it catches on, we're gonna have a whole fleet! | Kramer | Jerry |
THE BOOKSTORE | (Jerry enters his apartment to find Newman and Kramer having a conference at his table) | It's the romance of the Handsome Cab without the guilt or dander of the equine. | Newman | Kramer |
THE BOOKSTORE | (Jerry enters his apartment to find Newman and Kramer having a conference at his table) | So, who's gonna pull this thing? | Jerry | Newman |
THE BOOKSTORE | (Kramer and Newman both look at eachother) | (To Newman) Well, I just assumed you would. | Kramer | null |
THE BOOKSTORE | (Kramer and Newman both look at eachother) | Yeah, but I though- | Newman | Kramer |
THE BOOKSTORE | (Kramer and Newman both look at eachother) | (Stopping his thought) Da-da-da-da no. | Kramer | Newman |
THE BOOKSTORE | (Kramer and Newman both look at eachother) | (Extremely happy about Kramer and Newman's dilemma) My, isn't this an awkward moment? | Jerry | Kramer |
THE BOOKSTORE | (Kramer and Newman both look at eachother) | (Brainstorming) What about the homeless? | Kramer | Jerry |
THE BOOKSTORE | (Kramer and Newman both look at eachother) | Can't we worry about them later? | Newman | Kramer |
THE BOOKSTORE | (Kramer and Newman both look at eachother) | (Explaining) To pull the rickshaw. | Kramer | Newman |
THE BOOKSTORE | (Kramer and Newman both look at eachother) | (Pondering Kramer's plan out loud) They do have an intimate knowledge of the street.. | Newman | Kramer |
THE BOOKSTORE | (Kramer and Newman both look at eachother) | They're always walkin' around the city. Why not just strap something to them?! | Kramer | Newman |
THE BOOKSTORE | (Kramer and Newman both look at eachother) | (Sarcastic) Now, that's the first sensible idea I've heard all day. | Jerry | Kramer |
THE BOOKSTORE | (Uncle Leo enters, and joins Jerry at his booth) | Jerry, hello! (Sits down) | Leo | null |
THE BOOKSTORE | (Uncle Leo enters, and joins Jerry at his booth) | So, Leo, how's everything? You doin' Okay? | Jerry | Leo |
THE BOOKSTORE | (Uncle Leo enters, and joins Jerry at his booth) | I still have the ringing in the ears. Sounds like the phone. | Leo | Jerry |
THE BOOKSTORE | (Uncle Leo enters, and joins Jerry at his booth) | (Shrugging his problems off) Yeah, yeah. But what about money? Are you strapped? Do you need a little? | Jerry | Leo |
THE BOOKSTORE | (Uncle Leo enters, and joins Jerry at his booth) | What, are you kidding? I should you loaning you money! (Quickly amending what he just said) But I'm not. | Leo | Jerry |
THE BOOKSTORE | (Uncle Leo enters, and joins Jerry at his booth) | (Being frank) Leo, I saw you in Brentano's yesterday. | Jerry | Leo |
THE BOOKSTORE | (Uncle Leo enters, and joins Jerry at his booth) | Why didn't ya say hello? | Leo | Jerry |
THE BOOKSTORE | (Uncle Leo enters, and joins Jerry at his booth) | Because you were too busy stealing a book. | Jerry | Leo |
THE BOOKSTORE | (Uncle Leo enters, and joins Jerry at his booth) | (Giving a courtesy lesson) You still say hello. | Leo | Jerry |
THE BOOKSTORE | (Uncle Leo enters, and joins Jerry at his booth) | (Showing that it's a problem) Leo, I saw you steal. | Jerry | Leo |
THE BOOKSTORE | (Uncle Leo enters, and joins Jerry at his booth) | Oh, they don't care. We all do it. | Leo | Jerry |
THE BOOKSTORE | (Uncle Leo enters, and joins Jerry at his booth) | Who, criminals? | Jerry | Leo |
THE BOOKSTORE | (Uncle Leo enters, and joins Jerry at his booth) | Senior citizens. No big deal. | Leo | Jerry |
THE BOOKSTORE | (Uncle Leo enters, and joins Jerry at his booth) | You could get arrested. | Jerry | Leo |
THE BOOKSTORE | (Uncle Leo enters, and joins Jerry at his booth) | Arrested? Come on! (Goes into a routine explaination for his stealing) I'm an old man. I'm confused! I thought I paid for it. What's my name? Will you take me | Leo | Jerry |
THE BOOKSTORE | (Uncle Leo enters, and joins Jerry at his booth) | home? | Leo | Jerry |
THE BOOKSTORE | (Uncle Leo enters, and joins Jerry at his booth) | (Pleading) Leo.. | Jerry | Leo |
THE BOOKSTORE | (Uncle Leo enters, and joins Jerry at his booth) | Alright, alright. Mr. Goody Two-Shoes. You made your point. | Leo | Jerry |
THE BOOKSTORE | (Uncle Leo enters, and joins Jerry at his booth) | (Thinking he's stopped Leo's thefts) Thank you. | Jerry | Leo |
THE BOOKSTORE | (Uncle Leo enters, and joins Jerry at his booth) | (Yelling out to every one in the coffee shop) Will somebody answer that damn phone?! | Leo | Jerry |
THE BOOKSTORE | (Scene ends) | (Talking to a co-worker) Of course Zach and I have been dating. What'd you think, I was the office skank? | Elaine | null |
THE BOOKSTORE | (Scene ends) | Well.. | Walter | Elaine |
THE BOOKSTORE | (Scene ends) | "Well"? We've been dating for three months. Between you and me, and.. anyone else you want to tell. | Elaine | Walter |
THE BOOKSTORE | (Elaine enters into the break room. There, she sees Zach making out with another co-worker) | (Exits, closing the door behind her) Oh man. Ugh.. | Elaine | null |
THE BOOKSTORE | (Elaine enters into the break room. There, she sees Zach making out with another co-worker) | (Pointing at the closed door) Isn't that Zach? | Walter | Elaine |
THE BOOKSTORE | (Elaine enters into the break room. There, she sees Zach making out with another co-worker) | Yeah. | Elaine | Walter |
THE BOOKSTORE | (Elaine enters into the break room. There, she sees Zach making out with another co-worker) | Aren't you upset? | Walter | Elaine |
THE BOOKSTORE | (Elaine enters into the break room. There, she sees Zach making out with another co-worker) | (Starts to fake cry) Yes. Oh, man! Oh! | Elaine | Walter |
THE BOOKSTORE | (Kramer and Newman are standing there with a rickshaw. Close by are three homeless guys in a line) | Alright, listen up. Now, you three have been hand-picked out of possibly dozens that applied. Now, what we're looking for are motivated, | Kramer | null |
THE BOOKSTORE | (Kramer and Newman are standing there with a rickshaw. Close by are three homeless guys in a line) | hard-working, homeless gentlemen like yourselves to pull rickshaws. (One of the homeless men starts to wander off, walking away) Now, I don't caer where you're | Kramer | null |
THE BOOKSTORE | (Kramer and Newman are standing there with a rickshaw. Close by are three homeless guys in a line) | from, or how you got here, or what happened to your homes. But you will have to be physically fit. | Kramer | null |
THE BOOKSTORE | (One of the 2 remaining homeless men drops a bottle) | The government! | Homeless Man | null |
THE BOOKSTORE | (One of the 2 remaining homeless men drops a bottle) | (Continuing as if nothing happened) Because to pull rickshaws means more than just strong legs. You're also going to need a well-toned upper body. | Kramer | Homeless Man |
THE BOOKSTORE | (One of the 2 remaining homeless men drops a bottle) | (Kramer looks at the two confused guys) Or a shirt.. | Kramer | Homeless Man |
THE BOOKSTORE | (One of the 2 remaining homeless men drops a bottle) | Alright, who's first? | Newman | Kramer |
THE BOOKSTORE | (The homeless man with a shirt raises his hand. Kramer pats him on the shoulder - dust flies into the air) | Hey. | Krmaer | null |
THE BOOKSTORE | (The homeless man with a shirt raises his hand. Kramer pats him on the shoulder - dust flies into the air) | Name, please. | Newman | Krmaer |
THE BOOKSTORE | (The homeless man with a shirt raises his hand. Kramer pats him on the shoulder - dust flies into the air) | Rusty. | Homeless Man | Newman |
THE BOOKSTORE | (The homeless man with a shirt raises his hand. Kramer pats him on the shoulder - dust flies into the air) | (Writing on a clipboard) Rusty. | Newman | Homeless Man |
THE BOOKSTORE | (The homeless man with a shirt raises his hand. Kramer pats him on the shoulder - dust flies into the air) | (To Rusty) You know, I once knew a horse named Rusty. No offence. | Kramer | Newman |
THE BOOKSTORE | (The homeless man with a shirt raises his hand. Kramer pats him on the shoulder - dust flies into the air) | (To Rusty) Alright, uh, take it down to the end of the block. Make a controlled turn, and bring her back. Let's see what you've got! Ok? Ready, and | Newman | Kramer |
THE BOOKSTORE | (The homeless man with a shirt raises his hand. Kramer pats him on the shoulder - dust flies into the air) | go! | Newman | Kramer |
THE BOOKSTORE | (Rusty takes off down the street with the rickshaw) | (Watching Rusty's pulling of the rickshaw) Giddy up! Good form. | Kramer | null |
THE BOOKSTORE | (Rusty takes off down the street with the rickshaw) | (Yelling out to Rusty) Alright, pace yourself, 'Cause you're gonna have to do this all day for very little money. | Newman | Rusty |
THE BOOKSTORE | (They both notice that Rusty is not stopping) | Hey, what's he doin'? | Kramer | null |
THE BOOKSTORE | (They both notice that Rusty is not stopping) | I think he stealing our rickshaw! | Newman | Kramer |
THE BOOKSTORE | (They both notice that Rusty is not stopping) | Well, then, he's out! | Kramer | Newman |
THE BOOKSTORE | (Newman stops his timer. The other homeless man is still standing in line - alone) | (Salutes Kramer) I'll take the job. Potato salad!" | Homeless Man 2 | null |
THE BOOKSTORE | (Jerry and George are at Brentano's. George is trying to return the book) | Yes, I, uh, I need to return this book. | George | null |
THE BOOKSTORE | (Jerry and George are at Brentano's. George is trying to return the book) | (Puts the book's code into the computer) I'm sorry, we can't take this book back. | Cashier | George |
THE BOOKSTORE | (Jerry and George are at Brentano's. George is trying to return the book) | Why not? | George | Cashier |
THE BOOKSTORE | (Jerry and George are at Brentano's. George is trying to return the book) | It's been flagged. | Cashier | George |
THE BOOKSTORE | (Jerry and George are at Brentano's. George is trying to return the book) | (Confused) Flagged? | George | Cashier |
THE BOOKSTORE | (Jerry and George are at Brentano's. George is trying to return the book) | It's been in the bathroom. | Cashier | George |
THE BOOKSTORE | (Jerry and George are at Brentano's. George is trying to return the book) | It says that on the computer? | George | Cashier |
THE BOOKSTORE | (Jerry and George are at Brentano's. George is trying to return the book) | Please take it home. We don't want it near the other books. | Cashier | George |
THE BOOKSTORE | (Jerry and George are at Brentano's. George is trying to return the book) | (Outraged. Leaving) Well, you just lost a lot of business! Because I love to read! | George | Cashier |
THE BOOKSTORE | (George storms out. Jerry is about to follow until he sees Leo stealing another book) | (To himself) I don't believe this! (Walks over to a security guard) Excuse me, I wonder if you could do me a favor? My uncle's having a little problem with | Jerry | null |
THE BOOKSTORE | (George storms out. Jerry is about to follow until he sees Leo stealing another book) | shoplifting.. | Jerry | null |
THE BOOKSTORE | (George storms out. Jerry is about to follow until he sees Leo stealing another book) | Mm-hmm. Where's your uncle? | Guard | Jerry |
THE BOOKSTORE | (George storms out. Jerry is about to follow until he sees Leo stealing another book) | (Pointing) He's over there in the overcoat. If you could just kind of put a scare into him.. You know, set him straight.. | Jerry | Guard |
THE BOOKSTORE | (George storms out. Jerry is about to follow until he sees Leo stealing another book) | (Into his walkie-talkie) We have a 51-50 in paperbacks. All units respond. | Gaurd | Jerry |
THE BOOKSTORE | (George storms out. Jerry is about to follow until he sees Leo stealing another book) | '51-50'? That - that's just a scare, right? | Jerry | Gaurd |
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