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THE BURNING | null | difficulty-- | Father Curtis | Elaine And Puddy |
THE BURNING | null | Woah, woah, woah! No one's getting married here. | Elaine | Father Curtis |
THE BURNING | null | You aren't? | Father Curtis | Elaine |
THE BURNING | null | No. | Puddy | Father Curtis |
THE BURNING | null | We're just, you know, having a good time. | Elaine | Puddy |
THE BURNING | null | Oh, well then it's simple. You're both going to hell. | Father Curtis | Elaine |
THE BURNING | null | No way, this is bogus, man! | Puddy | Father Curtis |
THE BURNING | null | Well, thank you father. | Elaine | Puddy |
THE BURNING | null | Oh, did you hear the one about the new guy in hell who's talkng | Father Curtis | Elaine |
THE BURNING | null | to the devil by the coffee machine? | Father Curtis | Elaine |
THE BURNING | null | I'm really not in the mood, I'm going to hell. | Puddy | Father Curtis |
THE BURNING | null | Oh, lighten up. It'll only feel like an eternity. | Elaine | Puddy |
THE BURNING | null | Elaine makes the same 'fingers up' devil gesture as she did in her apartment and | Elaine | Puddy |
THE BURNING | null | Father Curtis joins in. | Elaine | Puddy |
THE BURNING | null | Jerry and Sophie ar at Jerry's apartment. | Elaine | Puddy |
THE BURNING | null | You know, Jerry, there's this thing that I haven't told you about. | Sophie | Elaine |
THE BURNING | null | See, there was this tractor and, oh boy, this is really difficult. | Sophie | Elaine |
THE BURNING | null | Sophie, it's me. I know about the tractor story and I'm fine with it. | Jerry | Sophie |
THE BURNING | null | How could you know? | Sophie | Jerry |
THE BURNING | null | Jerry (putting his finger to Sophie's lips, then to his own, then back to | Sophie | Jerry |
THE BURNING | null | Shh. Shh. Shh. It's not important. What's important is I'm not | Sopie's) | Sophie |
THE BURNING | null | gonna let a little thing like that ruin what could be a very long-term and | Sopie's) | Sophie |
THE BURNING | null | meaningful relationship. | Sopie's) | Sophie |
THE BURNING | null | Kramer and Mickey barge in, they're in the middle of an argument. | Sopie's) | Sophie |
THE BURNING | null | ...I didn't say that, no. | Kramer | Sopie's) |
THE BURNING | null | You gave me gonorrhea, you didn't even tell me! | Mickey | Kramer |
THE BURNING | null | Well, I'm sorry. I gave you gonorrhea because I thought you'd have fun | Kramer | Mickey |
THE BURNING | null | with it. | Kramer | Mickey |
THE BURNING | null | Hey, hey! I'm with someone. | Jerry | Kramer |
THE BURNING | null | Oh. Hello. | Kramer | Jerry |
THE BURNING | null | No, I understand. This could be a tough thing to deal with. The | Sophie | Kramer |
THE BURNING | null | important thing is that you have a partner who's supportive. | Sophie | Kramer |
THE BURNING | null | You know? She's right. | Kramer | Sophie |
THE BURNING | null | Unfortunately, I didn't have a partner. I got gonorrhea from a | Sophie | Kramer |
THE BURNING | null | tractor. | Sophie | Kramer |
THE BURNING | null | You got gonorrhea from a tractor?? And you call *that* your tractor | Jerry | Sophie |
THE BURNING | null | story?? | Jerry | Sophie |
THE BURNING | null | You can't get it from that. | Kramer | Jerry |
THE BURNING | null | But I did. My boyfriend said I got gonorrhea from riding the tractor | Sophie | Kramer |
THE BURNING | null | in my bathing suit. | Sophie | Kramer |
THE BURNING | null | Alright, that's it for me. You've been great. Goodnight | Jerry | Sophie |
THE BURNING | null | everybody. | Jerry | Sophie |
THE BURNING | null | Mr. Kruger and George are burning the midnight oil. George is working, Mr. | Jerry | Sophie |
THE BURNING | null | Kruger is bouncing a ball against the wall and catching it. George is | Jerry | Sophie |
THE BURNING | null | percolating. | Jerry | Sophie |
THE BURNING | null | Would you mind helping me out with some of this stuff?!? | George | Jerry |
THE BURNING | null | You seem like you've got a pretty good handle on it. | Mr. Kruger | George |
THE BURNING | null | No! I don't! Don't you even care? This is your company! It's your | George | Mr. Kruger |
THE BURNING | null | name on the outside of the building! Speaking of which, the 'R' fell off and | George | Mr. Kruger |
THE BURNING | null | all it says now is K-uger! | George | Mr. Kruger |
THE BURNING | null | K-uger, that sounds like one of those old-time car horns, huh? | Mr. Kruger | George |
THE BURNING | null | K-uger! K-uger! | Mr. Kruger | George |
THE BURNING | null | Huh-ho! Oh! You are too much, Mr. Kruger! Too much! | George | Mr. Kruger |
THE BURNING | null | Thank you George, you've been great. That's | Mr. Kruger | George |
THE BURNING | null | it for me. | Mr. Kruger | George |
THE BURNING | null | Oh no, you're not going out on a high note with me Mr. Kruger! | George | Mr. Kruger |
THE BURNING | null | It's K-uger! | Mr. Kruger | George |
THE BURNING | null | No! No! | George | Mr. Kruger |
THE BURNING | null | Goodnight everybody! | Mr. Kruger | George |
THE BOOKSTORE | (George and Jerry both enter a bookstore) | I read somewhere that this Brentano's is the place to meet girls in New York. | George | null |
THE BOOKSTORE | (George and Jerry both enter a bookstore) | First it was the health club, then the supermarket, now the bookstore. They could put it anywhere they want, no one's meetin' anybody. | Jerry | George |
THE BOOKSTORE | (Kramer walks up to Jerry and George while leafing through a book) | Jerry, look at all these pagodas, huh? I gotta get over to Hong Kong before it all goes back to China.. | Kramer | null |
THE BOOKSTORE | (Kramer walks up to Jerry and George while leafing through a book) | (Sarcastic) You better hurry. | Jerry | Kramer |
THE BOOKSTORE | (Kramer walks up to Jerry and George while leafing through a book) | I'm gonna hit the head. | George | Jerry |
THE BOOKSTORE | (Kramer walks up to Jerry and George while leafing through a book) | Oh, boy, look at this. Hong Kong's outlawed the rickshaw. See, I always thought those would be perfect for New York. | Kramer | George |
THE BOOKSTORE | (Kramer walks up to Jerry and George while leafing through a book) | (Sarcastic) Yes. The city needs more slow-moving wicker vehicles. | Jerry | Kramer |
THE BOOKSTORE | (George is about to go into the bathroom. He grabs a book on his way in) | Hmm, Elaine's been to Hong Kong. I should give her a call. | Kramer | null |
THE BOOKSTORE | (George is about to go into the bathroom. He grabs a book on his way in) | She's at that annual Peterman party tonight. You know the one she danced at last year? | Jerry | Kramer |
THE BOOKSTORE | (George is about to go into the bathroom. He grabs a book on his way in) | (Remembering) No, that wasn't dancing. | Kramer | Jerry |
THE BOOKSTORE | (George is about to go into the bathroom. He grabs a book on his way in) | (Pointing) Hey, there's Leo. | Jerry | Kramer |
THE BOOKSTORE | (George is about to go into the bathroom. He grabs a book on his way in) | Oh? Who's Leo? | Kramer | Jerry |
THE BOOKSTORE | (George is about to go into the bathroom. He grabs a book on his way in) | Uncle Leo. | Jerry | Kramer |
THE BOOKSTORE | (George is about to go into the bathroom. He grabs a book on his way in) | Oh, yeah. Right. Uncle, Leo. Forgot his first name.. | Kramer | Jerry |
THE BOOKSTORE | (Kramer and Jerry both watch Leo looking at the books on a shelf. Then, Leo takes a book and puts it under his coat) | Did I just see that?! | Jerry | null |
THE BOOKSTORE | (Kramer and Jerry both watch Leo looking at the books on a shelf. Then, Leo takes a book and puts it under his coat) | (To Jerry) Well, that ougta keep you busy for a few days, huh? | Kramer | Jerry |
THE BOOKSTORE | (Elaine is sitting alone at a table. Walter, a co-worker, comes up to her) | (Joking around with her) So, Elaine.. are you going to dance this year? | Walter | null |
THE BOOKSTORE | (Elaine is sitting alone at a table. Walter, a co-worker, comes up to her) | Maybe.. All over your face! | Elaine | Walter |
THE BOOKSTORE | (A waiter serving food approaches Elaine) | If you do dance, the cooks want to know - so they can be brought out of the kitchen. They missed it last year. | Waiter | null |
THE BOOKSTORE | (Elaine is looking both angry and embarrassed. Scene cuts to Peterman giving a toast) | My friends, a toast. As the wolly-haired Melanasians of Papua, New Guinea once said, (Makes a series of clicking and popping sounds. The music | Peterman | null |
THE BOOKSTORE | (Elaine is looking both angry and embarrassed. Scene cuts to Peterman giving a toast) | starts up) All right! Who's dancing? (No one makes a gesture that they intend to dance) No one? Alright, I'll just have to get things started. (Grabs a female | Peterman | null |
THE BOOKSTORE | (Elaine is looking both angry and embarrassed. Scene cuts to Peterman giving a toast) | employee, and starts dancing with her. The crowd is impressed) | Peterman | null |
THE BOOKSTORE | (Scene cuts back to Elaine's table. A fellow employee sits down at Elaine's table) | Hi, I'm Zach. | Zach | null |
THE BOOKSTORE | (Scene cuts back to Elaine's table. A fellow employee sits down at Elaine's table) | Hi, I'm miserable. (They both laugh) | Elaine | Zach |
THE BOOKSTORE | (George casually puts the large book he took into the bathroom with him on the shelf. A manager notices, and approaches him) | Excuse me, Sir. What are you doing? | Manager | null |
THE BOOKSTORE | (George casually puts the large book he took into the bathroom with him on the shelf. A manager notices, and approaches him) | (Acting innocent) I'm all set. | George | Manager |
THE BOOKSTORE | (George casually puts the large book he took into the bathroom with him on the shelf. A manager notices, and approaches him) | (Pointing) Did you take that book with you into the bathroom? | Manager | George |
THE BOOKSTORE | (George casually puts the large book he took into the bathroom with him on the shelf. A manager notices, and approaches him) | (Not sure what the answer should be) What do you want to hear? | George | Manager |
THE BOOKSTORE | (George and Jerry are at Monk's Coffee shop) | They made me buy it.. A hundred bucks this thing cost me. (Gesturing to the book) How dare they?! I got news for you, if it wasn't for the toilet, there | George | null |
THE BOOKSTORE | (George and Jerry are at Monk's Coffee shop) | would be no books. | George | null |
THE BOOKSTORE | (George and Jerry are at Monk's Coffee shop) | (Sarcastic) Yeah. I understand Guttenberg used to spend a lot of time in there. | Jerry | George |
THE BOOKSTORE | (George and Jerry are at Monk's Coffee shop) | They're selling coffee, bran muffins.. you're surrounded by reading material. It's entrapment! | George | Jerry |
THE BOOKSTORE | (George and Jerry are at Monk's Coffee shop) | (Reading the cover of the book George was forced to buy) 'French Impressionist Paintings'? | Jerry | George |
THE BOOKSTORE | (George and Jerry are at Monk's Coffee shop) | I find the soothing pastorial images very conduc- | George | Jerry |
THE BOOKSTORE | (George and Jerry are at Monk's Coffee shop) | (Cutting him off) Thank you very much. | Jerry | George |
THE BOOKSTORE | (George and Jerry are at Monk's Coffee shop) | Well, I'm gonna go back there later and return it when there's different people working.. You want to catch a movie? | George | Jerry |
THE BOOKSTORE | (George and Jerry are at Monk's Coffee shop) | I can't. I'm meeting Uncle Leo. I saw him shoplifting at the bookstore. | Jerry | George |
THE BOOKSTORE | (George and Jerry are at Monk's Coffee shop) | (Praising Leo's stealing) Alright, Leo! Stickin' it to the man! | George | Jerry |
THE BOOKSTORE | (Elaine enters and sits down) | Sleeping in the caragain? | Jerry | null |
THE BOOKSTORE | (Elaine enters and sits down) | Cocktail flu. | Elaine | Jerry |
THE BOOKSTORE | (Elaine enters and sits down) | (Remembering) Oh, right. The big party.. | Jerry | Elaine |
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