Title
stringclasses
174 values
Setting
stringlengths
5
381
Dialogue
stringlengths
1
1.92k
Speaking Character
stringlengths
1
3.78k
Addressed Character
stringlengths
1
68
THE FROGGER
null
Fine. Steal the battery. Now, all right, here is the Frogger. This is the front door, and this is the outlet.
George
Slippery Pete
THE FROGGER
null
What's that?
Slippery Pete
George
THE FROGGER
null
The outlet?
George
Slippery Pete
THE FROGGER
null
Mm-hmm.
Slippery Pete
George
THE FROGGER
null
That's where the electricity comes out.
George
Slippery Pete
THE FROGGER
null
Oh, you mean the holes.
Slippert Pete
George
THE FROGGER
null
Which one's the bathroom?
Shlomo
Slippert Pete
THE FROGGER
null
Uh, here.
George
Shlomo
THE FROGGER
null
They put the Frogger with the toilet? Yecchh.
Shlomo
George
THE FROGGER
null
The Frogger is here.
George
Shlomo
THE FROGGER
null
George, I thought that was the door.
Kramer
George
THE FROGGER
null
Where are all the pizza ovens?
Slippery Pete
Kramer
THE FROGGER
null
I thought the bathroom was here.
Shlomo
Slippery Pete
THE FROGGER
null
George, Shlomo, Slippery Pete, and Kramer are sitting in the same places as they were in the booth at Monk's, but this time they are around a table at Mario's.
Int. Mario's Pizza - Day
Shlomo
THE FROGGER
null
All right. You understand now? It's not that complicated.
George
Int. Mario's Pizza - Day
THE FROGGER
null
I need to replace an antique piece of cake.
Elaine
Ext. Monk's Diner - Day - Establishing
THE FROGGER
null
Elaine is sitting at the counter with a Sotheby's auction book open in front of her.
Int. Monk's Diner - Day
Elaine
THE FROGGER
null
Do you have anything that's been...you know, laying around for a while? Something prewar would be just great.
Elaine
Int. Monk's Diner - Day
THE FROGGER
null
The waitress leaves and Kramer enters.
Elaine
Int. Monk's Diner - Day
THE FROGGER
null
Oh, hey, Elaine. What, you got the munchies?
Kramer
Elaine
THE FROGGER
null
Oh, Kramer, I am in big. big, big trouble. I need a cake that looks like this.
Elaine
Kramer
THE FROGGER
null
Oh, yeah--Sotheby's. Yeah. They make good cake.
Kramer
Elaine
THE FROGGER
null
Do any of these look close?
Elaine
Kramer
THE FROGGER
null
No, but I know I've seen cake just like that. Oh--Entenmann's. Yeah.
Kramer
Elaine
THE FROGGER
null
Entenmann's? From the supermarket?
Elaine
Kramer
THE FROGGER
null
Well, no. They're not really in the supermarket. Yeah, they got their own case at the end of the aisle.
Kramer
Elaine
THE FROGGER
null
There's a knock at the door. Lisi opens it. It's Jerry holding a baseball bat.
Int. Lisi's Apartment - Day
Kramer
THE FROGGER
null
Hi, Lisi.
Jerry
Int. Lisi's Apartment - Day
THE FROGGER
null
Hi, honey. Is that a bat?
Lisi
Jerry
THE FROGGER
null
Uh, yeah. I found it on the street. It's gotta be worth something.
Jerry
Lisi
THE FROGGER
null
So, what do you want to do, Sweetheart?
Lisi
Jerry
THE FROGGER
null
Well, before we do anything...maybe we should talk.
Jerry
Lisi
THE FROGGER
null
Lisi is sitting at her couch while Jerry paces behind her.
Montage
Jerry
THE FROGGER
null
Then this Pennsylvania Dutch thing comes out of nowhere. I mean, how am I supposed to respond to that?
Jerry
Montage
THE FROGGER
null
Both Jerry and Lisi are on the couch. Jerry has his head in his hands.
Jerry
Montage
THE FROGGER
null
Then may I say something... without being interrupted?
Lisi
Jerry
THE FROGGER
null
Lisi is in another room with the door closed. Jerry stands in the hallway and is talking to her through the door.
Lisi
Jerry
THE FROGGER
null
Well I'm sorry if I ruined your life. That's exactly what I set out to do.
Jerry
Lisi
THE FROGGER
null
They are sitting on the couch again. Jerry nods at everything Lisi mumbles.
Jerry
Lisi
THE FROGGER
null
Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Mm-hmm. Uh-huh...
Lisi
Jerry
THE FROGGER
null
Now Jerry is sitting on the couch and Lisi is pacing behind him.
Lisi
Jerry
THE FROGGER
null
Are you afraid to kiss me in public?
Lisi
Jerry
THE FROGGER
null
Have we even been in public?
Jerry
Lisi
THE FROGGER
null
Jerry is walking away from Lisi and she follows behind him.
Jerry
Lisi
THE FROGGER
null
So now you're going to tell me what I'm thinking. Well, go ahead, 'cause I'd really like to know.
Lisi
Jerry
THE FROGGER
null
Lisi is crying and Jerry stands looking over her shoulder.
Lisi
Jerry
THE FROGGER
null
You are not dumb. Don't say that..
Jerry
Lisi
THE FROGGER
null
They both sit around the coffee table eating beans.
Jerry
Lisi
THE FROGGER
null
These beans are pretty good.
Jerry
Lisi
THE FROGGER
null
20 minutes.
Lisi
Jerry
THE FROGGER
null
Now Jerry is in a room with the door shut. Lisi stands out in the hallway.
Lisi
Jerry
THE FROGGER
null
Well, I'm sorry I'm not Brad. I'm me!
Jerry
Lisi
THE FROGGER
null
Jerry opens the door.
Jerry
Lisi
THE FROGGER
null
Nice to meet ya!
Jerry
Lisi
THE FROGGER
null
Jerry is lying on the couch while Lisi paces behind.
Jerry
Lisi
THE FROGGER
null
Boy, did your mother do a number on you.
Lisi
Jerry
THE FROGGER
null
Lisi is on the couch with Kleenex and Jerry stands on the other side of the couch.
Lisi
Jerry
THE FROGGER
null
Fine. So it's over.
Lisi
Jerry
THE FROGGER
null
Oh, thank god. Why is it dark out? What time is it?
Jerry
Lisi
THE FROGGER
null
We've been breaking up for 10 hours?
Jerry
9:30.
THE FROGGER
null
Good-bye, Jerry.
Lisi
Jerry
THE FROGGER
null
Lopper. You know, Lisi, maybe we should give this a little more time. See how it looks in the light of day.
Jerry
Lisi
THE FROGGER
null
Out!
Lisi
Jerry
THE FROGGER
null
Jerry steps out of Lisi's building. He looks both ways cautiously before walking down the steps. Surprised, he sees a shadowy figure walking towards him holding something resembling a head in one hand and a knife in the other.
Ext. Lisi's Apartment - Night
Lisi
THE FROGGER
null
Lopper.
Jerry
Ext. Lisi's Apartment - Night
THE FROGGER
null
He quickly runs back up to Lisi's building and yells into her intercom system.
Jerry
Ext. Lisi's Apartment - Night
THE FROGGER
null
Lisi, Lisi. Let me in! We can work this out. I was wrong, you were right. I'll do anything!
Jerry
Ext. Lisi's Apartment - Night
THE FROGGER
null
She buzzes him up.
Jerry
Ext. Lisi's Apartment - Night
THE FROGGER
null
Just as he walks into the building, we see the Lopper is actually Slippery Pete carrying a car battery by it's wires.
Jerry
Ext. Lisi's Apartment - Night
THE FROGGER
null
Jerry stands outside a boutique store when George arrives carrying rope.
Ext. City Sidewalk - Day
Jerry
THE FROGGER
null
Jerry, you came for the big moment.
George
Ext. City Sidewalk - Day
THE FROGGER
null
No. I'm waiting for...
Jerry
George
THE FROGGER
null
Ha ha. Everything's timed out to perfection, Jerry. Slippery Pete's got the Frogger running on battery power, the truck will be there any minute, and Kramer's taped out the loading zone.
George
Jerry
THE FROGGER
null
Oh. Sounds great.
Jerry
George
THE FROGGER
null
Yeah, yeah. You gotta come over tonight. We can play.
George
Jerry
THE FROGGER
null
Oh, I can't. I'm busy. I'm going away on a long weekend.
Jerry
George
THE FROGGER
null
Where?
George
Jerry
THE FROGGER
null
Lisi exits the boutique wearing a Dutch bonnet.
George
Jerry
THE FROGGER
null
Look what I found. I got one for you, too.
Lisi
George
THE FROGGER
null
She puts a Dutch hat on Jerry head.
Lisi
George
THE FROGGER
null
Great. Uh, you know what? Why don't you put it in the car so I don't toss it in that dumpster?
Jerry
Lisi
THE FROGGER
null
Ha ha. Ok. I'll meet thee in front of your place, 15 minutes.
Lisi
Jerry
THE FROGGER
null
Lisi leaves.
Lisi
Jerry
THE FROGGER
null
A long, long weekend.
Jerry
Lisi
THE FROGGER
null
I hear thee.
George
Jerry
THE FROGGER
null
Elaine has finished replacing the cake. She throws the empty Entenmann's box away. She's about to leave, but Mr. Peterman enters with another man.
Int. J. Peterman's Office - Day
George
THE FROGGER
null
Elaine! Excellent. I'd like you to meet a friend of mine, Irwin Lubeck.
Peterman
Int. J. Peterman's Office - Day
THE FROGGER
null
Oh, hello.
Elaine
Peterman
THE FROGGER
null
Charmed.
Lubeck
Elaine
THE FROGGER
null
Mr. Peterman gets the cake out of the fridge.
Lubeck
Elaine
THE FROGGER
null
All right, brace yourself, Lubeck. You are about to be launched via pastry back to the wedding of one of the most dashing and romantic Nazi sympathizers of the entire British Royal family.
Peterman
Lubeck
THE FROGGER
null
I guess I'll just--
Elaine
Peterman
THE FROGGER
null
Oh, no Elaine, stay. Lubeck here is the world's foremost appraiser of vintage pastry.
Peterman
Elaine
THE FROGGER
null
Lubeck inspects the cake.
Peterman
Elaine
THE FROGGER
null
All right, Lubeck. How much is she worth?
Peterman
Elaine
THE FROGGER
null
I'd say about 219.
Lubeck
Peterman
THE FROGGER
null
Ha ha ha ha ha!$219,000! Lubeck, you glorious titwillow. You just made me a profit of $190,000.
Peterman
Lubeck
THE FROGGER
null
No, $2.19. It's an Entenmann's.
Lubeck
Peterman
THE FROGGER
null
Do they have a castle at Windsor?
Peterman
Lubeck
THE FROGGER
null
No. They have a display case at the end of the aisle.
Lubeck
Peterman