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My sister's there but ... it was full apparently.
Proper fruit. It was worth the revs.
The most natural thing in there's probably
grown in a Petri dish.
Yeah. Worth it though.
Yeah, that's the right way around.
When you get the cheap, lardy gunk,
you end up having to pedal it off.
Then you want more sugar, then you're playing catch-up and...
I've...I've been there. It's a, it's a vicious circle.
Can't you just use that CBT app?
What's that?
This cognitive behavioural thing and it realigns your thinking
to pick healthy food.
Wisps you into it while you sleep.
Yeah, I should try that, yeah.
I liked your singing the other day.
I was trying to sing so no one could hear me pee.
I'm not Selma or anything.
You've got a phenomenal voice. It was the most beautiful song.
You think I'm being cheesy.
Right, I am being cheesy but it was beautiful so, you know?
Reality's cheesy sometimes.
Not often, admittedly, but now...
Yeah.
Well, thank you.
It's just noises though.
Noises in the right order.
Don't downplay. You're good.
The song's good.
It's old.
My mum used to sing it and she learnt it from her mum.
A hand-me-down.
Have you thought of trying out for Hot Shot?
Me?
Why not?
Singing in front of Judge Hope. I'd die.
Seriously, I'd be halfway to the afterlife come the chorus.
No, you'd walk it.
A) I wouldn't, and B) I don't have that clockage.
I mean, it's what, 12 mil just to enter?
What kind of bike time is that, six months?
Yeah, but... You know what, I'm hand-to-mouth.
I know people save and starve to get on to that stage.
I know that's what Selma did.
Yeah, but... But, you know what, I'd rather not kid myself.
Yeah, but I'll gift it to you.
The full 12, I'll gift it.
Don't be ridiculous.
Seriously, I've got spare.
You've got 12 mill spare?
Well, my brother left it me.
Own a channel, does he?
No, he ... he died.
He ... he died last year so it got transferred to me.
Just over six months' worth, but I've kept it.
Why don't you spend it on you then?
And buy what, some new shoes for my dopple to wear?
I don't know, upgrade your MOS.
Or get a Fat Acts season pass.
Buy one of those wall buddies, the new ones.
They talk to you after shut in and solve your problems.
They guide your dreams like gurus.
It's amazing actually what they can do.
Yeah, a mirror plug-in that shows me how
I look as a werewolf. What's the point?
No, it can be quite fun.
That's all just stuff. It's...
...it's stuff, it's confetti, it's...
You've got something real.
What better to spend it on?
You heard me singing in a toilet.
Is that real?
More than anything that's happened all year.
I can't take that kind of clockage off someone.
It's 12 mill. There's no way.
Let me do this. Hmm?
Well, I... look around here. I just...
I just want something real to happen.
Just once.
I'd mess up.
You wouldn't and I don't care anyway.
I'll go with you. No, better, I'll force you...
I'll force you to go.
It's tomorrow.
Come on.
Say yes.
I'll go as far as to say okay.
This proves acceptable.
Thank God for that.
Walking away now ... you loon.
I can live with it.
Yeah, I'd love to fucking ruin that an' all.
What?
15
Flipping joke.
New from Wraith Babes,
the hottest girls in the nastiest situations.
(loud moaning)
I can't believe I'm doing this!