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(Phone Vibrating)
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(Phone Ringing)
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Hello?
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Why don't you just tell me what's happened?
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And what is it?
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I'll be right down.
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What's happened?
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Oh, Susannah.
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Susannah?
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Princess Susannah.
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Is she all right?
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I don't know.
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(wailing)
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(Princess Susannah) Don't kill me.
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Please don't kill me.
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(man) Read the statement.
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Yes. All right.
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On this screen?
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(man) That is correct.
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I am Susannah, Duchess of Beaumont.
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Popularly known as Princess Susannah.
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I am in a place you cannot find,
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held by one you will not trace.
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Prime Minister Michael Callow,
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Prime Minister Michael Callow, my...my life...
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my life depends on you.
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If you do not do precisely as instructed...
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...by four pm this afternoon, I will be......
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...I will be executed.
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What are you doing? Keep it going.
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Prime Minister, at this point I think it's
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important to say that we are 100% certain that this
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is indeed Princess Susannah.
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Her car was intercepted
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shortly after midnight, returning from the wedding
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of a college friend of hers.
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She'd insisted on going.
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But you had security on her?
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Two PPOs, still unconscious,
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heavy sedative, close range, each with a single puncture wound,
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no sign of struggle.
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What do they want?
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Money?
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Release of Jihadi?
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Scrap Third World debt?
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Save the fucking libraries?
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We are convinced both the video and the
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demand it contains are genuine.
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What demand?
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What Susannah says next.
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It concerns you directly, sir.
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Just play it.
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(Princess Susannah) There is only one demand,
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and it is a simple one.
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At four pm this afternoon, Prime Minister Michael Callow
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must appear on live British television
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on all networks, terrestrial and satellite,
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and...no...
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(sobbing)
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... on all British networks, terrestrial and satellite,
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and have full unsimulated sexual intercourse with a pig.
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I don't understand!
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(Julian) The video ends with a series of technical
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specifications for the broadcast.
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Why are you doing this?
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This is a joke? Right?
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Ha-ha, Mike. Ho-ho.
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It's real.
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She said pig.
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Sex with a pig.
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They want me to have sex with a pig.
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Live, on television this afternoon.
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But what...
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Who?
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We're checking with our embedded operatives,
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compiling a list of suspects as we speak.
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Meanwhile, the demand has been made,
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and there's not long to formulate our response.
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Well, I'm not fucking a pig.
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Page one, that's not happening.
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Of course.
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Absolutely, sir.
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Well, have we established a dialogue with this...
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We can't, there's no e-mail address,
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no codeword, no channels for negotiation.
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Okay, so we'll focus on finding Susannah.
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Hmm? We get her back.
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And however it's done, I don't care.
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We stop this now.
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I assure you, everyone's working towards this.
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Yes...no, not everyone, a dedicated core team,
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this can't go wide,
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and keep it so far from the press
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it's on the other side of Jupiter.
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This only exists in this room.
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It's already outside it.
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Well if there are hacks sniffing around, shut them down.
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Bright red D notice.
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Super fucking Godzilla injunction
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