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Hey, can you take off your top?
I wanna check out those titties.
Woo-ho-ho-ho!
Come on, mucho ferranto.
Ah, no titties!
(booing)
She says she's here to sing.
(Judge Wraith) Ha, ha, ha. I gotta see those titties, though.
Come on, girl.
I mean, damn, ha, ha, ha, ha, you hot.
Please, just sing for us.
(music starts)
You can blame me
Try to shame me
And still I'll care for you
You can run around
Even put me down
Still I'll be there for you
The world
May think I'm foolish
They can't see you like I can
Oh, but anyone
Who knows what love is
Will understand
I just feel so sorry
For the ones who pity me
'Cause they just don't know
Oh, they don't know what happiness and love can be
I know, I know to ever let you go
Oh, is more than I could ever stand
Oh, but anyone
Who knows what love is
Will understand
Okay, I'm gonna stop you there.
That was... without a doubt...
probably...
the best piece of singing we've had this season.
Yes! Well done!
(cheering)
Fair play.
But I have to say...
(crowd booing)
No...
No. No, no, no, I have to say,
actually I'm with Wraith on this one.
Good though your voice is and it is good...
it's not the most magical sound in the world.
It's just good.
I don't think anyone's really hearing it.
Certainly not the guys in the audience.
These looks you got going on kinda get in the way.
Men will want you, women will hate you.
All the time you were on stage...
I couldn't help picturing you...
in an erotic scenario.
Getting pretty turned on, if I'm honest.
Right.
You've got this pure beauty,
seems to be a knockout figure,
and this sort of interesting innocence going on,
and that's something I think
Wraith's erotica channels could really play with.
(Judge Wraith) Absolutely.
That's what I thought the moment I saw you. The moment.
I'd watch.
I don't know a man here who wouldn't.
To be honest, some of us girls might join you.
(cheering)
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
Get off me!
No! Abi! No!
I don't, I don't...
Get gone! No, Abi! Abi!
I don't think that's quite what I was...
You will never have to pedal again, not one minute!
We could really work with you.
Last year we had singers, singers, singers.
So many singers.
So to be a singer you've gotta be truly exceptional.
Yeah.
(Judge Hope) There's just no slots left for an
above-average singer, not for the next few years at least.
Charity?
No. Saturation point singer wise.
(Judge Hope) Listen, we said right from the start
we're gonna go with something different this season.
That's why he's on the panel!
She would be a star on our stream.
A star!
On his, you're furniture at best.
Forget about all the shame and all that...
put-put-put-put-put-put. We medicate against that.
You will have pleasure forever!
Realistically, sweetheart, it is that or the bike.
I don't, I don't think...
Okay, you know what, this is starting to annoy me.
Who do you think is powering that spotlight?
Millions of people, that's who, all of 'em out there right now,
putting in an honest day at the bike.
While you stand in the light, they're generating and dither.