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I am doing this.
I can't be doing this. Can you trade it back?
The ticket? Don't be mad.
It's a lot of pressure to put someone under, you know.
I mean, I'm grateful, don't think I'm not grateful,
but it's, it's just...
You're babbling.
I'm babbling.
I made you this.
You never get to keep them more than a day,
but there it is anyway.
It folds flat so you can keep him in your waistband.
Thank you.
It's, you know, something.
Mmm.
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Face the screen, please.
And is he your friends and family allocation?
Yeah.
Hand, please.
Ah!
That's not permanent, is it?
Oh no, two months max.
Round to the right and through the scanner.
(all doing voice exercises)
Where do we go now?
You wait here.
How long?
So, what do we do?
I don't know.
(girl) Ah.
Hey, hey! Fuck off!
What, with the dark hair?
Yeah, the pretty one.
Yep, okay.
Move.
They wanna preview you.
What?
Preview. Come on.
He's with me.
Hand.
Show me your hand.
Okay, you too.
That's not fair. She's new. That's not fair.
I don't pick the order.
I've waited here all week and she's just walked in!
Everyone will get seen eventually.
I don't pick the order!
But I'm a good singer! I can sing!
I'm a good singer I am!
Stand aside.
It's not fair!
It's not fair!
Next lot.
(woman) Stand there.
Would you like to be as big as Selma one day?
Um, yeah.
I, I, I mean, yeah, I suppose so.
Could you say that as a self-contained
sentence into that screen?
I guess I'd like to be as big as Selma one day.
(woman) Okay, proceed to stage area.
We're done?
Both performing?
Just her.
Okay. And what are you?
Singer.
Compliance.
No, thanks.
Yes, thanks! It's compulsory for all contestants.
And more to the point it'll stop you puking with nerves.
She's got to perform?
Well, uhm!
Look, just sip it! You'll be fine!
Oh.
Yeah, it's just a touch of light foam. It'll pass.
Well, make the most of it!
I mean, you can't get this stuff anywhere else!
You okay?
Yeah.
You okay?
Yeah, just...
I don't know, everything's a bit wider apart.
I'm fine.
Really?
Yeah, I'm fine.
Right, you're on.
(Judge Hope) A little closer, please.
A little closer.
Into the light, love.
(audience laughs)
And who are we looking at here?
Abi Khan.
What are you gonna do for us today, Abi?
I'm gonna sing.
Can you speak up, love?
We don't bite.
(audience laughs)
I'm going to sing.
Hey, would you mind lifting up your top for me?