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Oh, my God. Thank you.
What do I have to...
Not much to it. A speech, mainly.
Speech? Of course!
Mm-hmm. How big's the crowd?
Oh, my gosh, like... [sings] hundreds!
It's a crazy guest list. I'll send it now.
Paul's invited so many, I don't want to call them big deals,
but they're all, like, 4.7 or above.
Uh-huh.
Nay-Nay, I will not let you down. [giggles]
Don't sweat too much! Just talk about old memories.
-sure. -How we were, any old things.
-Gotcha. -I'll ping you some anecdotes.
-That would be great. -And what's your dress size?
Oh, um...
I'll tell you what, I'll just send you a four.
-Perfect. -we got matching bridesmaids dresses.
Well, anyway...
[both scream]
[both laugh]
Love you, Lay.
You too, Nay-Nay! [giggles]
Oh!
Bye.
[laughs nervously]
[beeping]
[sighs]
What was that? The F-word?
You two pussy pals now?
[sighs] Shut up.
-She was always mean to you. -No, she wasn't.
-She had That rhyme about you. -That was a game.
-what about when She cut your hair? -I asked her to.
She fucked Greg.
She... did not fuck Greg. [laughs]
She looked hot. I'll give her that.
[man] Okay.
Impressive.
-Uh-huh. Jesus. Yeah, that'd do it. -Mm-hmm.
[phone rings]
[woman] Pelican Cove.
Carole, it's Lacie. Saw the place yesterday. I wanna take it.
That's fantastic!
Uh... Oh, I see you're still on a 4.2. Is that, um...
Yep, I'm on it, just gonna transfer the deposit now.
-Well, okay. -Yes!
In this world, we're all so caught up in our own heads.
It's easy to lose sight of what's real. What matters.
But as I stand here today...
seeing the joy Paul has brought to Naomi's life,
I know she's someone who truly matters to me.
[laughs]
Nay-Nay,
the little girl who, when we were just five-years-old in art camp,
started talking to me because she saw I was scared.
The girl who helped me make Mr. Rags. I still have him. [giggles]
He sits on my desk and...
every day, he reminds me of Nay-Nay.
What she meant to me then and now.
I am so honored to be here
and I wish you all the happiness this stupid world can muster.
I love you, Nay-Nay.
Is the tear too much?
-You fucking sociopath. -[phone beeps]
-Ryan, my car's here. Was it too much? -What, the tear, the photo, Mr. Rags?
I do keep him on my desk.
There's sugary and then there's fucking diabetes.
I just wanna make her happy on her wedding day.
The captive audience of 4-point holies five-starring your ass off,
that's just a bonus.
-Naomi and I were best friends. -[laughing] Come on...
I wish her well and wanna express it the best I can.
And, yeah, if I nail a speech and get five-starred
by hundreds of primes, so what? It's a win-win.
What are you hoping for? Like, 4.3, 4.4?
Unh-unh. You get points from your gaming buddies.
It's the same thing. Don't shit on me for aiming higher.
Pelican Cove higher?
What's wrong with Pelican Cove? They're great apartments!
-They are fake-smile jail cells. -[phone beeps]
Great. Car cancelled.
And he marked me down so now I have to book another, and I took a ding.
-Great job. -I am sorry, But I miss the normal you.
Before this obsession, when we had conversations, remember?
I need my charger.
This whole ranking thing, just comparing yourself to people who--
-Have you seen my charger? -...only pretend to be happy.
I said don't borrow this!
High fours like Naomi, I bet they're suicidal on the inside.
My car is here. Again.
Your Pelican Cove deposit, is it refundable?
Like, what if this doesn't work?
-Can't you just stay out of my shit? -You're my sister!
Yes! And if you cared about that, maybe you would've noticed
living with you hasn't been one big rainbow sandwich for me.
Do you know why I never brought any guys back here?
Because I didn't want them to know I was sharing a skanky-ass cave
with Mr. Three Point Fuck.
Good luck with your performance!