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[door closes] |
[door opens] |
[grunts] |
[phone beeps] |
[door slams] |
-[door rattles] -[phone beeps] |
-[horn honks] -Oh, hi, hi! I'm coming. I'm coming. |
-Jesus Christ! -Oh, I'm so sorry. |
That's great. Just great. |
[phone beeps] |
-[sighs] -[horn honks] |
Oh... Hi. |
[ringtone chimes] |
Nay-Nay! [giggles] |
Hey, Lace! Just checking in. |
I'm on my way to the airport right now. [giggles] |
Okay, cool, and you're all good for the rehearsal dinner? |
Oh, yeah. The flight's, what, an hour? That restaurant looks so cool. |
-Uh-huh. And you got the dress okay? -Mm-hmm. In my case. [giggles] |
-I love the pink. -Uh-huh. |
So the latest draft of the speech is great. |
Going handwritten's so cool. |
Those scans of the page, my God, I welled up just at that. |
-Oh, thank you! -Um... just one thought. |
That whole bit where I help you with the eating disorder thing... |
-You think that's a little... -A little over-sharing, yeah. |
You're so right. It's gone. |
Okay. Cool. Well, I'll see you in a few hours! |
I'm getting married tomorrow |
[screams] |
[laughs] |
-And here's your tip. [giggles] Thank you. -[phone beeps] |
Oh, come on. |
[woman on loudspeaker] May I have your attention, please... |
-hi there, How Are you doing? -I am wonderful. |
[laughs] |
I am so sorry, that flight is cancelled. |
-No. No, No, No. -Customer incident at the other end. |
But... So when is the next flight? |
Yeah, they're all kind of full. |
Uh... I booked this weeks ago. It's my best friend's wedding. |
-I'm sorry. -I have to get there. I have to. |
Okay-- let's see what we can do. |
Thank you. Thank you so much. |
I see there's one standby seat on another plane leaving tonight. |
-[sighs] -Uh... |
That's reserved for members of our Prime Flight Programme. |
You gotta be a 4.2 or over to qualify. |
-Oh, I'm... I'm a 4.2. -Uh-huh. |
I'm afraid you're actually a 4.183. |
Oh. Well, that's not my fault. Um... |
Some woman dinged me down in the... Can't you just-- |
I'm sorry, it won't let me book it without the correct ranking. |
-But it's so close. -There's just nothing I can do. |
-Christ, I mean, surely. -I'm gonna have to ask you |
to moderate your language there. |
Sorry. It's just... |
I'm maid of honour. I cannot miss this wedding. |
And I am so sorry about that. |
-Can you call the supervisor? -I cannot Do that. |
-Can you just call the supervisor? -I cannot Do that. |
-Call the fucking supervisor! -Okay, that's profanity. |
-We're zero tolerance on profanity. -I'm sorry. It's just-- |
-I Have To serve the next customer. -No, No, No, No. |
-Can you step away, ma'am? -God, just fucking help me! |
Ooh. |
[phones beep] |
I'm so sorry. |
-I've called security. -Oh, no, no, no. Please don't do that. |
I'm, uh... five-starring you. Five stars. |
-What's the issue here, Hannah? -Intimidation and profanity. |
-Oh, no, no. I was not intimidating. -Don't speak, ma'am. |
-I was just trying to-- -Ma'am. |
Okay. So, in order to restore calm, |
I'm invoking my authority as airport security |
to dock you one full ranking point as a punitive measure. |
-This is a temporary measure. -[gasps] No! |
-Your score reverts to normal in 24 hours. -No, no, no. But I need it now. |
During this period, all down votes are subject to a times two multiplier. |
Times two? |
We recommend you avoid negative feedback at this time. |
I'm on double damage? |
Please, remove yourself from the airport immediately. |
[phone beeps] |
Okay, well, due to your ranking... |
[chattering] |
[baby crying] |
Hi there. Chuck! Great name. |
-Thank you. -Hope you're having a great night. |
-It's pretty good. -So I need a car. |
-you got a vehicle In mind? -Anything, really. |
Well, due to your current ranking, |
you're restricted to our super saver fleet. |
-Yep. That's... Yeah. -I-Cruiser 2? |
They still have the 2? |
[alarm beeps] |
[beeping] |
-[woman speaking driver alert in Czech] -Oh, God. |
[woman repeating driver alert in Czech] |
[beep, wipers creaking] |
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