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-Are you still at Hoddicker? -Mm-hmm. |
-Yeah. It's going pretty great. -Good to hear. |
-So what brings you back here? -New job, first day. |
-first day? -at Blankman-Harper. |
Whoa! Top floor! That's... |
-Well, good luck. -I know, right? [laughs] |
It's great you're still happy at Hoddicker. |
-Well, maybe not forever. -No, not forever. |
-But for now... -It's OK for now. |
It's great for now, yes. Yes, it is. |
[chattering] |
[phone ringing] |
[phone beeps] |
[beeping] |
[waves crashing, seagulls squawk] |
Lacie, I got you a smoothie. |
Got one for everyone, actually. Still a bunch of them for grabs. |
They're from the organic stall at the farmers' market. |
Sure. Okay. |
[gasps] |
Mmm! |
[phone beeps] |
Thank you. Thank you. |
[whispers] We're kind of not talking to Ches. |
-3.1? What happened? -Him and Gordon split up. |
Oh... |
-Poor Ches. -No, no, no, we're all on Gordon's side. |
Sure! Obviously. |
Ches is kissing ass. Trying to scrape himself back. |
Of course, if it drops below two-five, then it's... bye-bye. |
[phone beeps] |
[both gasp] |
[phone beeps] |
[phone beeping] |
[ringtone chiming] |
[Lacie] Hello? |
-[Ryan] Yo, they're taking it. -Who? |
The couple the landlord sent over. I heard them talking. |
Okay. |
So, now we move into the light space area. |
Ideal for special times with loved ones. |
-Great food, great company. -Mm-hmm! |
-[phone beeps] -Whoa! [laughs] |
[woman] Sampled your photo stream to make her. |
Great hair! |
[woman] Styled free of charge at the members' salon. |
Oh, my God. [giggles] |
[Lacie] It's hilarious! |
[woman] You like him? |
-He's okay. -He doesn't come with the apartment. |
[both laugh] |
But there is a bar and restaurant on site, tenants only. |
We have unparalleled metrics on romantic geneses. |
Uh-huh. |
[woman] I gotta say, these places are going like "that." |
-So don't delay if you're interested. -Oh, I'm more than interested. |
Standard occupancy on a minimum six-month contract, |
we're talking... this much. |
-How often are the payments? -That's weekly. |
-Okay. -[woman laughs] |
-a little more than expected? -Yeah. |
There's options. |
You know our Prime Influencers Programme? |
-Do I qualify for that? -No. No, you don't. |
We'd need you around a 4.5. |
4.5? |
Hit 4.5 and there's a 20% discount. |
-4.5. -That's right. |
[sighs] |
[laughs] |
[sighs] |
[laughter] |
[beeps] |
[laughs softly] |
Pelican Cove? What is this? A eugenics programme? |
-a lifestyle community. -No one is this happy. |
A two-year-old with a fucking balloon isn't this happy. |
It's actually a pretty cool place. |
Like you'd even qualify. |
There's nothing I can do, sir. |
[man] Well, it's not hopeless, you're clearly a tryer. |
That's the sense you get just from... me? |
From your rep report analytics. |
If we drill down into the numbers, you've got a solid popularity arc here. |
Strong overall trajectory. Let's just look at the last 24 hours. |
You see, even-- |
What's that? 8:40 a.m. You're working hard on your socials. |
-Great little uptake there. -Okay. |
Couple of minor dings there. You cut someone off in traffic? |
Oh, just a workplace thing. [laughs] |
Okay. Let's check on your sphere of influence. |
Let me zoom out here. |
Great peripherals. Strangers like you, that's a plus. |
-Healthy inner circle. It's good. -Thank you. [giggles] |
There's a ways to go, but 4.5 is certainly achievable. |
How long do you think? |
-To hit 4.5? -Mm-hmm. |
Well, barring a major setback, |
a public disgrace kind of deal, I'd say 18 months or so. |
Oh, I need more short term. Like... much more. [laughs] |
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