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-Are you still at Hoddicker? -Mm-hmm.
-Yeah. It's going pretty great. -Good to hear.
-So what brings you back here? -New job, first day.
-first day? -at Blankman-Harper.
Whoa! Top floor! That's...
-Well, good luck. -I know, right? [laughs]
It's great you're still happy at Hoddicker.
-Well, maybe not forever. -No, not forever.
-But for now... -It's OK for now.
It's great for now, yes. Yes, it is.
[chattering]
[phone ringing]
[phone beeps]
[beeping]
[waves crashing, seagulls squawk]
Lacie, I got you a smoothie.
Got one for everyone, actually. Still a bunch of them for grabs.
They're from the organic stall at the farmers' market.
Sure. Okay.
[gasps]
Mmm!
[phone beeps]
Thank you. Thank you.
[whispers] We're kind of not talking to Ches.
-3.1? What happened? -Him and Gordon split up.
Oh...
-Poor Ches. -No, no, no, we're all on Gordon's side.
Sure! Obviously.
Ches is kissing ass. Trying to scrape himself back.
Of course, if it drops below two-five, then it's... bye-bye.
[phone beeps]
[both gasp]
[phone beeps]
[phone beeping]
[ringtone chiming]
[Lacie] Hello?
-[Ryan] Yo, they're taking it. -Who?
The couple the landlord sent over. I heard them talking.
Okay.
So, now we move into the light space area.
Ideal for special times with loved ones.
-Great food, great company. -Mm-hmm!
-[phone beeps] -Whoa! [laughs]
[woman] Sampled your photo stream to make her.
Great hair!
[woman] Styled free of charge at the members' salon.
Oh, my God. [giggles]
[Lacie] It's hilarious!
[woman] You like him?
-He's okay. -He doesn't come with the apartment.
[both laugh]
But there is a bar and restaurant on site, tenants only.
We have unparalleled metrics on romantic geneses.
Uh-huh.
[woman] I gotta say, these places are going like "that."
-So don't delay if you're interested. -Oh, I'm more than interested.
Standard occupancy on a minimum six-month contract,
we're talking... this much.
-How often are the payments? -That's weekly.
-Okay. -[woman laughs]
-a little more than expected? -Yeah.
There's options.
You know our Prime Influencers Programme?
-Do I qualify for that? -No. No, you don't.
We'd need you around a 4.5.
4.5?
Hit 4.5 and there's a 20% discount.
-4.5. -That's right.
[sighs]
[laughs]
[sighs]
[laughter]
[beeps]
[laughs softly]
Pelican Cove? What is this? A eugenics programme?
-a lifestyle community. -No one is this happy.
A two-year-old with a fucking balloon isn't this happy.
It's actually a pretty cool place.
Like you'd even qualify.
There's nothing I can do, sir.
[man] Well, it's not hopeless, you're clearly a tryer.
That's the sense you get just from... me?
From your rep report analytics.
If we drill down into the numbers, you've got a solid popularity arc here.
Strong overall trajectory. Let's just look at the last 24 hours.
You see, even--
What's that? 8:40 a.m. You're working hard on your socials.
-Great little uptake there. -Okay.
Couple of minor dings there. You cut someone off in traffic?
Oh, just a workplace thing. [laughs]
Okay. Let's check on your sphere of influence.
Let me zoom out here.
Great peripherals. Strangers like you, that's a plus.
-Healthy inner circle. It's good. -Thank you. [giggles]
There's a ways to go, but 4.5 is certainly achievable.
How long do you think?
-To hit 4.5? -Mm-hmm.
Well, barring a major setback,
a public disgrace kind of deal, I'd say 18 months or so.
Oh, I need more short term. Like... much more. [laughs]