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It wasn't really 70 minutes, not to him.
When he was first ingested, I tweaked the time preferences,
made it seem like five years from his perspective.
Some might say that five years with me is punishment enough.
Wait here.
Mr Potter.
Congratulations on your confession.
That cookie we took out of your head just gave us the full story.
So you can keep the silent act up as long as you want.
Makes no difference, you've already talked.
Also, Merry Christmas.
So... The deal?
Break a confession from him and I go free, right?
I'm the expert, you needed me.
That's one for the Home Office.
We'll make good on the offer. You're free to go, Mr Trent.
[relieved sigh]
[woman] With some caveats.
- Caveats? - You'll be on the register.
What register?
The one for Peeping Tom pervs.
All I did was help some lonely guys by providing a service.
An illegal service.
You also failed to report a murder,
fatal poisoning, in case you've forgotten.
Kept that information from your Cookie Monster mate, didn't you?
What does it mean, this register?
- It means you're blocked. - By who?
By everyone.
[choir singing Christmas hymn]
[indistinct chattering]
[man] Hot chestnuts!
[muffled chattering]
[anxious panting]
[ Wizzard: "I Wish It Could Be Christmas Every Day"]
Hey, come on.
Just changing the time settings.
Cranked him up to 1,000 years a minute.
There's a proper sentence. Or do you want me to switch him off?
No. Leave him on for Christmas.
[music continues]
[music continues]
[screaming]
[screaming]
[glass cracks]
[birds chirping]
[panting]
[phone beeps]
[beeps]
-[man] Hey, Lacie! -Hey! [giggles]
[phone beeps]
[camera clicks]
["send" alert plays]
[phone beeps]
[giggles]
[giggles]
[giggles]
[laughing hysterically]
[Lacie] Ryan?
[combat sounds on headset]
Ryan!
-[yells] -[explosion on headset]
-I was holding a bomb! -[man] Come on!
Sorry, guys.
Landlord is sending buyers over today so... put your pants on.
Maybe if I don't, it'll scare 'em off and we can stay here.
[singsong] Not an option, Ryan. Lease is up in four weeks.
Hey, I'm thinking of you. I've got somewhere to go.
Nate's roommate took a job in Phoenix so I get his place.
-Okay. -Now who's the slow poke?
I'm... seeing some places over lunch. Catch you later.
[gunfire on headset]
Sorry, that was my sister.
Yeah. Yeah, I bet you'd love to.
[man] Jasmine tea?
[child giggles]
[phone beeps]
[man] And that's one Brushed Suede.
You want a cookie with that?
-It's on the house. -Sounds awesome. [giggles]
-[Lacie giggles] -[phone beeps]
-See you tomorrow, JJ. -See you, Lacie.
[laughs]
[gasps] Oh, I saw your boy in the fire hat just now! So cute!
-Yeah, he's really something. -[laughs]
[phone beeps]
[chuckles softly]
[laughs]
[camera shutter clicks]
Hmm.
[phone beeps]
[phone beeps repeatedly]
[elevator bell dings]
Hey, Lacie!
-Bets, it's great to see you! -You too.
[Lacie giggles]
[cat meows]
[Lacie] How's Pancakes?
He's hilarious. Such a funny cat. Just the best.
[both laugh]