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educational children's programming courtesy of
everyone's favourite and only occasionally inappropriate
cool kids TV character, Waldo.
(applause)
Whose mum's in tonight, apparently.
Waldo, who have you had in your cave this week?
Well, Conor. In my big pink cave this week
I had former minister for culture Liam Monroe.
He's quite handsome isn't he?
I was hoping he'd nosh me off.
Wanna see how it panned out?
I think we should.
Run VT!
Hey, everybody. It's Waldo time. Yaaayy!
Cool! Cool! Waldoriffic!
Hey, kids. My guest this week is Mister Monroe.
Hello, Mister Monroe.
Hello, Waldo.
Mister Monroe is a "politician."
Po-li-ti-shann.
So what is a politician, Mr Monroe?
Well a politician is someone who tries to make
the world a fairer place.
Like Batman?
Not exactly like Batman.
Do you beat people up?
No, I don't beat people up.
Are you a pussy then?
Well, I'm not sure I know exactly what you...
You don't know what pussy is?
(laughter)
Okay, clearly this is some kind of joke.
No joke, sorry, let's move on. Friends again?
(kissing sounds)
Hello, mate. Great show.
Good. Yeah.
(Jack) Well done, really good. So uhm, we'll bring him over.
You go and get him, I'll explain about...
Jamie.
What you want, Miss Tamsin?
Behind me, man in glasses, talking to Jack Napier.
Jack freaks me out.
Yeah, ditto, but he owns the company,
and the man he's with is important
and wants to talk to you.
He's from the channel.
Go on.
(Jack) Honestly what, all I'm saying is -
(Jim) Is he shy?
(Jack) No all's I'm saying is he's a terrific guy -
Jim, Jamie. Jamie, Jim.
How do you do?
Jim, Jack James -
Jamie.
Jim was just talking about Waldo.
Yeah. Liam Monroe has lodged a complaint.
Toys out of the pram.
And that's...
Good press.
So tough to get a breakthrough these days,
but when it does, well, it's just fantastic.
It's fantastic the way Waldo puts the piss up Monroe,
you know all those twats, its punk, it's- it's--
(Conor) Jack.
Excuse me.
Well, Twitter can't get enough of Waldo.
Loves him.
Look, I know this show is coming back again next year
but we want to see more of Waldo.
They want to do a pilot.
A Waldo pilot?
Yeah. I mean how does that sound?
Yeah, that sounds good.
Sounds Storming Norman, Fucking Storming.
Gonna give it to 'em!
(cell beep)
(man) Yeah but look, we can't do sketches without Waldo,
it's a Waldo pilot, it's a Waldo show,
it's gotta be Waldo, Waldo, Waldo.
Realistically there isn't the budget for other animations.
I mean live action, other characters I can do.
What about The Brown Knight?
What, the "Crap Crusader"?
(woman) We can look into the Brown Knight.
But right now, let's, let's find more Waldo ideas.
(cell phone rings)
(Jamie) The problem is any guests we book will be in on it.
They know that Waldo's a joke, the surprise has gone.
Yeah, So we think round that.
Hey, boys and girls, it's Waldo Time!
Yeahhhhh!
He's awesome, isn't he?
I mean, look.
Sod "name in lights", you're an app now my brother.
Alright, Sara. How's the think tanking going? Good shit?
Yeah, yeah. We're making headway.
Good. I see our friend Monroe is in the news again.
Running in the Stentonford by-election.
We should get Waldo down there.
Hey. That's not a bad idea, actually.