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cell, many believe Iain Rannoch evaded justice.
The public mood is now focused on ensuring his
accomplice can't do the same. Patrick Lacey, UKN.
(wailing)
Oh, don't start crying.
Crocodile tears are making me sick!
(booing)
(audience) Murderer! Murderer!
There were no tears when you watched him do what he did.
You filmed what he did.
A poor wee girl.
Helpless and terrified, and you just watched.
How do you like it now?
How do you like it!
(man) Murderer!
(audience) Murderer! Murderer!
Get her out of here.
Throw her back to where she came from.
(booing)
No, don't! Help me!
(man) Good evening, citizens.
Thank you so much for coming tonight.
Okay, we are at the climax of our day.
Take as many photographs as you want, take as many photographs
as you can, but most importantly what I need from you is to shout
and scream and let that bitch know that you are out here.
Let's get this show on the road.
(woman) Murdering bitch.
Murderer.
Evil witch.
(man) Dirty whore.
(woman) Bitch.
Burn the bitch.
Murderer!
Burn in hell!
(splat)
(cameras clicking)
Kill me.
Please just kill me.
Please.
That's what you always say.
You've had a bad day but this will wipe it clean,
get you in the mood to start again.
No, please! No, get off me!
What are you doing!
Takes about 30 minutes...
... for it to fully do the business.
So while it does...
...why don't we watch some in-flight entertainment?
Please no.
(Jemima) Healthy stuff like apples.
Please stop.
You should enjoy this.
You shot it.
A picnic for me and my two best friends.
(beeping)
(screams)
Help me!
(Jem) Okay, everyone, we're about to head into the park
so I'll hand you over to Baxter.
(applause)
Thank you. All of our roles are very,
very important, yours included. Now yours come with some
basic rules: Rule number one "No Talking," not just to her,
but each other as well. Okay, unless it's essential.
What we're trying to do is get her to believe that
you are all mesmerised.
(laughter)
I know, I know, I know but she's believed it up to now.
Morning, ticket please.
Thank you.
(Jem) Okay, rule number two: Keep your distance.
I can't stress the importance of this one enough, okay.
Don't forget, she's a dangerous individual.
Imagine that she's an escaped lion.
Now yesterday she threw a projectile.
And we will step in if she gets too close, we're all
equipped with Tasers but then we're into story shutdown and
we've all wasted a day. So it's best to keep your distance
at least three metres back. You can use your camera zoom.
Last but not least, enjoy yourself. That's probably
the most important rule of all, okay? Take lots of photographs
run around through the woods but try and stay safe.
We'll be keeping an eye on you making sure you're
all okay, so get out there, enjoy yourselves and
let's make this show happen, people. Come on!
Look, there she is.
(Jem) Don't know yet. I'm kind of knackered.
Me, too.
(Baxter) She's just leaving her house now... two minutes tops.
Right you are.
We're on.
(whistling)
Watch out!
He's trying to fucking kill me. What's going on?
(Jem) Get that extinguisher.
It's okay, they've gone.
Convincing, eh?
(whistles)
Right you are. Two minutes.