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We get a van...
right, with a screen with the image of Waldo on the side.
Like it.
And then when Monroe's doing a meet-and-greet,
we just turn up and just get under his skin.
I love that. I love it.
- I've done Monroe. - But, It was a great bit.
I'm dumb or clever enough to be political. I just...
Why don't we get Waldo to stand for the by-election?
Get people to vote for him?
He's not real.
But people have stood as fictional characters before?
Do you think Screaming Lord Sutch was his real name?
We just put "commonly known as" on the ballot.
No one's actually going to vote for him, that's not the point.
The point is we get to hang around.
We're there for the count.
Well, go on then, Sara. Whack it up there.
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(woman) He's with a mum and baby group.
Okay. Going live in five, four, three, two.
(Liam) Thank you so much for joining me this morning.
It's been incredibly informative and I think we should
have a little round of applause for the children.
Who were fantastic. Thank you, Naomi.
Thank you for your time.
Hey! Hey, it's me Waldo.
Oh, I like your trainers, man.
I'd wear trainers myself
but I can't 'cause I haven't got feet. I've got stumps.
(laughter)
He's out.
Hey, Mister Monroe! Mister Monroe. Hey!
Did you get off with any of the mums?
Where'd you look while they were breastfeeding?
They got big milky tits, Mr Monroe.
He said it! Mister Monroe, don't walk away from me.
I'm sorry about this, Liam.
Hey, I'm being snubbed. Hey, don't ignore me.
Don't just get in your car.
It's a death trap anyway, look at it.
Let's find out what we can about the idiot inside that thing.
(man) Sure.
(Waldo) Mr Monroe. Oi!
(woman) Stentonford labour party.
Right, you've got a choice of styles,
so just choose one from there, then you put your name in there.
This is like bloody Moonpig.
(man) Don't knock the free mail-out.
Bet Liam Monroe doesn't use some Fisher Price leaflet app.
He doesn't have to.
Day one of the campaign in Stentonford and Hersham.
And Tory hopeful Liam Monroe hits the ground running.
The licence fee is something that's very close to my
heart and I suspect...
(Waldo) Mister Monroe! Look at me Mister Monroe!
Hey, over here! Hey, over here. Look over here, Mister Monroe.
(Liam) The conservative party have been er-- have
been arguing for a reduction of the licence fee for...
Good morning, everybody. Why you ignoring me, Mister Monroe?
Why you ignoring me? Mister Monroe?
Mister Monroe? Why you ignoring me?
Mum with a pushchair, drag her into it.
Hey, you. Mum with the pushchair. Yeah, you.
Ask Mr Monroe why he's ignoring me.
Why are you ignoring Waldo?
Mr. Monroe, what's Waldo done to you?
We should probably just shift before this turns stupid.
I'm not walking away from a cartoon.
I'm not ignoring you.
Yeah, you were, you upset me. You made Waldo sad.
Wah.
Well, obviously I'm absolutely devastated that you're upset!
Wah!
Let him get a word in.
I'm not ignoring "you" because there is no "you."
You are an image voiced by a comedian,
an alleged comedian more accurately.
If I'm not real, why you talking to him?
And by him I mean me. Nobber.
Right.
There's no point in attempting to converse with a cartoon.
Oooh, "converse", your lordship; thy flowery language
doth give me a right throbbing bone-on.
Uhhh. Uhhh. Uhhh.
Finished.
Drink?
I've got emails.
You know that's Gwendolyn Harris?
The Labour candidate.
Did you read my background doc?
Yes.
Why don't you read it tonight? Alone.
I'll swing by about nine, so have your breakfast first.
Are you my dad?
Apparently not.
See you tomorrow.
(TV reporter) Today in the Stentonford by-election.
Waldo the bear left Monroe in stunned silence.
The colourful Waldo launched his own campaign in