ar
stringlengths
1
490
en
stringlengths
1
514
ู†ุญู† ู…ุณุชุนุฏูˆู† ู„ุดุญู† ุฃูƒุจุฑ ู‚ุฏุฑ ู…ู…ูƒู† ู…ู† ุงู„ุฐู‡ุจ."
We're ready for shipping as much gold as possible."
ุฏุงุฆู…ุง ู…ุง ุชูƒูˆู† ู‡ู†ุงู„ูƒ ู„ุญุธุฉ ุชุฌุนู„ ู‚ู„ุจูƒ ูŠุบู†ูŠ ูุฑุญุงุŒ ููƒุงู†ุช ู‡ุฐู‡ ู‡ูŠ ู„ุณูˆู„ูˆู…ูˆู†.
There's always a moment where they try to tug your heartstrings, and this was it for Solomon.
ู‚ุงู„: "ุณุฃูƒูˆู† ุณุนูŠุฏุง ู„ู„ุบุงูŠุฉ ุฅุฐุง ุชู…ุช ุงู„ุตูู‚ุฉ ุจู†ุฌุงุญุŒ ู„ุฃู†ู†ูŠ ุณุฃุญุตู„ ุนู„ู‰ ุนู…ูˆู„ุฉ ุฌูŠุฏุฉ ุฃูŠุถุง."
He said, "I will be so much happy if the deal goes well, because I'm going to get a very good commission as well."
ูู‚ู„ุชุŒ"ู‡ุฐุง ุฑุงุฆุนุŒ ููŠ ู…ุงุฐุง ุณุชู†ูู‚ ู†ุตูŠุจูƒุŸ"
And I said, "That's amazing, What are you going to spend your cut on?"
ูู‚ุงู„ุŒ"ููŠ ุงู„ุนู‚ุงุฑุŒู…ุงุฐุง ุนู†ูƒุŸ"
And he said, "On RealEstate, what about you?"
ููƒุฑุช ููŠ ุงู„ุฃู…ุฑ ุทูˆูŠู„ุง.
I thought about it for a long time.
ูู‚ู„ุชุŒ "ูƒู„ู…ุฉ ูˆุงุญุฏุฉุŒ ุญู…ุต."
And I said, "One word; Hummus."
"ู‡ุฐุง ุฃู…ุฑ ุดุงุฆุน.
"It's going places.
ูƒู†ุช ููŠ ุณุงู†ุณุจูŠุฑูŠ ุฐุงุช ูŠูˆู… ููƒุงู† ู‡ู†ุงูƒ 30 ู†ูˆุนุง ู…ุฎุชู„ูุง.
I was in Sainsbury's the other day and there were like 30 different varieties.
ูŠู…ูƒู†ูƒ ุชู‚ุทูŠุน ุงู„ุฌุฒุฑุŒูˆุบุทุณู‡ ููŠู‡ุง.
Also you can cut up carrots, and you can dip them.
ู‡ู„ ูุนู„ุช ู‡ุฐุง ู…ู† ู‚ุจู„ุŒ ุณูˆู„ูˆู…ูˆู†ุŸ"
Have you ever done that, Solomon?"
ู‚ุงู„ุŒ"ุนู„ูŠ ุฃู† ุฃุฎู„ุฏ ุฅู„ู‰ ุงู„ู†ูˆู… ุงู„ุขู†."
He said, "I have to go bed now."
"ุฅู„ู‰ ุงู„ุบุฏ.
"Till morrow.
ุฃุญู„ุงู…ุง ุณุนูŠุฏุฉ."
Have sweet dream."
ู„ู… ุฃุฏุฑ ู…ุงุฐุง ุฃู‚ูˆู„!
I didn't know what to say!
ูู‚ู„ุชุŒ"ุฃู…ุณูŠุฉ ุทูŠุจุฉุŒ ูŠุงูƒุชู„ุฉ ุงู„ุฐู‡ุจุŒ ุฃู…ุณูŠุฉ ุทูŠุจุฉ."
I said, "Bonsoir my golden nugget, bonsoir."
ูŠุงุฑูุงู‚ุŒ ุนู„ูŠูƒู… ุฃู† ุชุนูˆุง ุฃู† ู‡ุฐุง ุงุณุชู…ุฑุŒู„ุฃุณุงุจูŠุนุŒ ูˆุฅู† ูƒุงู† ุญุชู‰ ุงู„ุขู†ุŒ ุฃูุถู„ ุงู„ุฃุณุงุจูŠุน ููŠ ุญูŠุงุชูŠุŒ ูƒุงู† ุนู„ูŠ ุฃู† ุฃู†ู‡ูŠ ุงู„ุฃู…ุฑ.
Guys, you have to understand, this had been going for, like, weeks, albeit hitherto the greatest weeks of my life, but I had to knock it on the head.
ู„ุฃู†ู‡ ุจุฏุฃ ูŠุฎุฑุฌ ุนู† ุงู„ุณูŠุทุฑุฉ ู‚ู„ูŠู„ุง.
It was getting a bit out of hand.
ูƒุงู† ุฃุตุฏู‚ุงุฆูŠ ูŠู‚ูˆู„ูˆู†ุŒ"ุฌูŠู…ุณุŒ ู‡ู„ ุชุฑูŠุฏ ุฃู† ุชุฃุชูŠ ู…ุนู†ุง ู„ู†ุญุชุณูŠ ุดุฑุงุจุงู‹ุŸ"
Friends were saying, "James, do you want to come for a drink?"
ููƒู†ุช ุฃุฑุฏุŒ"ู„ุง ุฃุณุชุทูŠุนุŒูุฃู†ุง ุฃู†ุชุธุฑ ุจุฑูŠุฏุง ุฅู„ูŠูƒุชุฑูˆู†ูŠุง ู…ุชุนู„ู‚ุง ุจุจุนุถ ุงู„ุฐู‡ุจ."
I was like, "I can't, I'm expecting an email about some gold."
ู„ุฐุง ุฃุฏุฑูƒุช ุฃู†ู‡ ุนู„ูŠ ุฃู† ุฃู†ู‡ูŠ ุงู„ุฃู…ุฑ.
So I figured I had to knock it on the head.
ููƒุงู† ุนู„ูŠ ุฃู† ุฃุชุฎุฐ ู†ู‡ุงูŠุฉ ุชุงูู‡ุฉ.
I had to take it to a ridiculous conclusion.
ู„ุฐุง ุตู…ู…ุช ุฎุทุฉ.
So I concocted a plan.
ูู‚ู„ุชุŒ "ุณูˆู„ูˆู…ูˆู†ุŒ ุฃู†ุง ู‚ู„ู‚ ุจุดุฃู† ุงู„ุฃู…ู†.
I said, "Solomon, I'm concerned about security.
ุญูŠู† ู†ุฑุงุณู„ ุจุนุถู†ุงุŒ ุนู„ูŠู†ุง ุฃู† ู†ุณุชุฎุฏู… ุฑู…ูˆุฒุง."
When we email each other, we need to use a code."
ููˆุงูู‚.
And he agreed.
ู‚ู„ุชุŒ"ุณูˆู„ูˆู…ูˆู†ุŒู‚ุถูŠุช ู„ูŠู„ุฉ ูƒุงู…ู„ุฉ ู„ุฅูŠุฌุงุฏ ู‡ุฐุง ุงู„ุฑู…ุฒ ุนู„ูŠู†ุง ุฃู† ู†ุณุชุฎุฏู…ู‡ ููŠ ูƒู„ ู…ุฑุงุณู„ุงุชู†ุง ุงู„ู‚ุงุฏู…ุฉ: ู…ุญุงู…ูŠ : ุงู„ุฏุจ ุงู„ู…ุทุงุทูŠ.
I said, "Solomon, I spent all night coming up with this code we need to use in all further correspondence: Lawyer: Gummy Bear.
ุงู„ุจู†ูƒ: ุงู„ุจูŠุถ ุงู„ู…ุฎููˆู‚
Bank: Cream Egg.
ู‚ุงู†ูˆู†ูŠ: ู‚ุงุฑูˆุฑุฉ ูƒูˆู„ุง ุบุงุฒูŠุฉ ุงู„ุทู„ุจูŠุฉ: ุดูˆูƒูˆู„ุงุชุฉ ุฅู… ุฃู†ุฏ ุฅู…ุฒ
Legal: Fizzy Cola Bottle. Claim: Peanut M&Ms.
ุงู„ู…ุณุชู†ุฏุงุช: ุงู„ููˆู„ ุงู„ู‡ู„ุงู…ูŠ.
Documents: Jelly Beans.
ูˆูŠุณุชุฑู† ูŠูˆู†ูŠูˆู†: ุงู„ุณุญู„ูŠุฉ ุงู„ู…ุทุงุทูŠุฉ ุงู„ุถุฎู…ุฉ."
Western Union: A Giant Gummy Lizard."
ุฃุนุฑู ุฃู† ู‡ุฐู‡ ู‡ูŠ ูƒู„ ุงู„ูƒู„ู…ุงุช ุงู„ุชูŠ ูŠุณุชุนู…ู„ูˆู†ู‡ุงุŒ ุฃู„ูŠุณ ูƒุฐู„ูƒุŸ
I knew these were all words they use, right?
ู‚ู„ุชุŒ"ุฑุฌุงุก ู†ุงุฏู†ูŠ ุจุงุณู… "ูƒูŠุช ูƒุงุช" ููŠ ูƒู„ ู…ุฑุงุณู„ุงุชู†ุง ุงู„ู‚ุงุฏู…ุฉ."
I said, "Please call me Kitkat in all further correspondence."
ู„ู… ุฃุชู„ู‚ ุฑุฏุง. ูููƒุฑุช ุฃู†ู†ูŠ ู‚ุฏ ุชู…ุงุฏูŠุช.
I didn't hear back. I thought, I've gone too far.
ู„ู‚ุฏ ุชู…ุงุฏูŠุช. ููƒุงู† ุนู„ูŠ ุฃู† ุฃุชุฑุงุฌุน ู‚ู„ูŠู„ุง.
I've gone too far. So I had to backpedal a little.
ู‚ู„ุชุŒ"ุณูˆู„ูˆู…ูˆู†ุŒู‡ู„ ู„ุง ุฒุงู„ ุงู„ุนุฑุถ ู‚ุงุฆู…ุงู‹ุŸ
I said, "Solomon, Is the deal still on?
ูƒูŠุช ูƒุงุช."
KitKat."
ู„ุฃู†ู‡ ุนู„ูŠูƒ ุฃู† ุชูƒูˆู† ุซุงุจุชุง ุนู„ู‰ ู…ุจุงุฏุฆูƒ.
Because you have to be consistent.
ุจุนุฏู‡ุง ูˆุตู„ุชู†ูŠ ุฑุณุงู„ุฉ ู…ู†ู‡.
Then I did get an email back from him.
ู‚ุงู„ุŒ" ุงู„ุนู…ู„ ู…ุณุชู…ุฑุŒูˆุฃู†ุง ุฃุญุงูˆู„ ุฃู† ุฅู„ุฎ ุฅู„ุฎ ุฅู„ุฎ..."
He said, "The Business is on and I am trying to blah blah blah ..."
ู‚ู„ุชุŒ"ูŠุงุตุงุญุŒุนู„ูŠูƒ ุฃู† ุชุณุชุนู…ู„ ุงู„ุฑู…ุฒ!"
I said, "Dude, you have to use the code!"
ู…ุง ุชู„ุง ุฐู„ูƒ ูƒุงู† ุฃุนุธู… ุฑุณุงู„ุฉ ุชู„ู‚ูŠุชู‡ุง ููŠ ุญูŠุงุชูŠ.
What followed is the greatest email I've ever received.
ู„ุณุช ุฃู…ุฒุญุŒ ู‡ุฐุง ู…ุง ุชู„ู‚ูŠุช ุนู„ู‰ ุตู†ุฏูˆู‚ ุจุฑูŠุฏูŠ.
I'm not joking, this is what turned up in my inbox.
ูƒุงู† ุฐู„ูƒ ูŠูˆู…ุง ุฑุงุฆุนุง.
This was a good day.
"ู„ุงุฒุงู„ ุงู„ุนู…ู„ ู…ุณุชู…ุฑุง.
"The business is on.
ูุฃู†ุง ุฃุญุงูˆู„ ุฃู† ุฃุญุตู„ ุนู„ู‰ ู…ูˆุงุฒู†ุฉ ู„ู„ุฏุจ ุงู„ู…ุทุงุทูŠ-- ูƒูŠ ูŠุชู…ูƒู† ู…ู† ูˆุถุน ูƒู„ ู‚ุงุฑูˆุฑุงุช ุงู„ูƒูˆู„ุง ุงู„ุบุงุฒูŠุฉ ูˆุงู„ููˆู„ ุงู„ู‡ู„ุงู…ูŠ ุงู„ุถุฑูˆุฑูŠุฉ ู„ู„ุจูŠุถ ุงู„ู…ุฎููˆู‚ุŒ ู„ูƒูŠ ูŠุชู…ูƒู† ุฅู… ุฃู†ุฏ ุฅู…ุฒ ู…ู† ุงู„ุดุฑูˆุน ููŠ ุงู„ุนู…ู„.
I am trying to raise the balance for the Gummy Bear -- so he can submit all the needed Fizzy Cola Bottle Jelly Beans to the Creme Egg, for the Peanut M&Ms process to start.
ุฅุจุนุซ 1500 ุฌู†ูŠู‡ุง ุฅุณุชุฑู„ูŠู†ูŠุง ุนุจุฑ ุงู„ุณุญู„ูŠุฉ ุงู„ู…ุทุงุทูŠุฉ ุงู„ุนู…ู„ุงู‚ุฉ."
Send 1,500 pounds via a Giant Gummy Lizard."
ูƒุงู† ุฐู„ูƒ ู…ุถุญูƒุง ุฌุฏุงุŒ ุฃู„ูŠุณ ูƒุฐู„ูƒุŒ ู…ู…ุง ุฌุนู„ู†ูŠ ุฃููƒุฑ: ู…ุง ุงู„ุฐูŠ ุณูŠุญุฏุซ ุฅุฐุง ู‚ุถูŠุช ุฃูƒุจุฑ ูˆู‚ุช ู…ู…ูƒู† ููŠ ุงู„ุฑุฏ ุนู„ู‰ ู‡ุฐู‡ ุงู„ุฑุณุงุฆู„ ู‚ุฏุฑ ุงุณุชุทุงุนุชูŠุŸ
And that was so much fun, right, that it got me thinking: like, what would happen if I just spent as much time as could replying to as many scam emails as I could?
ูˆู‡ุฐุง ู…ุง ูƒู†ุช ุฃู‚ูˆู… ุจู‡ ู„ู…ุฏุฉ 3 ุณู†ูˆุงุช ู†ูŠุงุจุฉ ุนู†ูƒู….
And that's what I've been doing for three years on your behalf.
ุชุญุฏุซ ุฃุดูŠุงุก ุฌู†ูˆู†ูŠุฉ ุญูŠู† ุชุจุฏุฃ ููŠ ุงู„ุฑุฏ ุนู„ู‰ ุงู„ุฑุณุงุฆู„ ุบูŠุฑ ุงู„ู…ุฑุบูˆุจ ููŠู‡ุง.
Crazy stuff happens when you start replying to scam emails.
ุฐู„ูƒ ุตุนุจ ุฌุฏุงุŒ ูˆุฃุดุฌุนูƒู… ุจุดุฏุฉ ู„ู„ู‚ูŠุงู… ุจู‡.
It's really difficult, and I highly recommend we do it.
ู„ุงุฃุนุชู‚ุฏ ุฃู† ู…ุง ุฃู‚ูˆู… ุจู‡ ุฃู…ุฑ ู„ุฆูŠู….
I don't think what I'm doing is mean.
ู‡ู†ุงูƒ ู…ู† ูŠู‚ูˆู… ุจุฃุดูŠุงุก ู‚ุจูŠุญุฉ ู„ู„ู…ุญุชุงู„ูŠู†.
There are a lot of people who do mean things to scammers.
ูƒู„ ู…ุง ุฃู‚ูˆู… ุจู‡ุŒ ู‡ูˆ ุชุถูŠูŠุน ู„ูˆู‚ุชู‡ู….
All I'm doing is wasting their time.
ูˆุฃุนุชู‚ุฏ ุฃู† ูƒู„ ูˆู‚ุช ูŠู‚ุถูˆู†ู‡ ู…ุนูŠ ู‡ูˆ ุงู„ูˆู‚ุช ุงู„ุฐูŠ ู„ุง ูŠู‚ุถูˆู†ู‡ ููŠ ุงู„ุงุญุชูŠุงู„ ุนู„ู‰ ุฑุงุดุฏูŠู† ุถุนูุงุก ูŠุถูŠุนูˆู† ู…ุฏุฎุฑุงุชู‡ู…ุŒ ุฃู„ูŠุณ ูƒุฐู„ูƒุŸ
And I think any time they're spending with me is time they're not spending scamming vulnerable adults out of their savings, right?
ูˆุฅู† ูƒู†ุชู… ุชู†ูˆูˆู† ุงู„ู‚ูŠุงู… ุจู‡ุฐุง-- ูˆู‡ูˆ ุฃู…ุฑ ุฃุดุฌุนูƒู… ุฌุฏุง ุนู„ู‰ ุงู„ู‚ูŠุงู… ุจู‡-- ุงุญุตู„ูˆุง ุนู„ูŠ ุนู†ุงูˆูŠู† ุจุฑูŠุฏ ุฅู„ูƒุชุฑูˆู†ูŠ ุจุฃุณู…ุงุก ู…ุณุชุนุงุฑุฉ.
And if you're going to do this -- and I highly recommend you do -- get yourself a pseudonymous email address.
ู„ุง ุชุณุชุนู…ู„ูˆุง ุนู†ูˆุงู†ูƒู… ุงู„ุฅูƒุชุฑูˆู†ูŠ .
Don't use your own email address.
ู‡ุฐุง ู…ุง ูƒู†ุช ุฃูุนู„ู‡ ููŠ ุงู„ุจุฏุงูŠุฉ ููƒุงู† ุฐู„ูƒ ูƒุงุจูˆุณู‹ุง.
That's what I was doing at the start and it was a nightmare.
ูƒู†ุช ุฃุณุชูŠู‚ุธ ุตุจุงุญุง ู„ุฃุฌุฏ ุขู„ุงูุง ู…ู† ุงู„ุฑุณุงุฆู„ ุนู† ุชูƒุจูŠุฑ ุงู„ุนุถูˆ ุงู„ุฐูƒุฑูŠุŒ ุฑุฏ ูˆุงุญุฏ ูู‚ุท ูƒุงู† ุฌูˆุงุจุง ุดุฑุนูŠุง-- ู„ุณุคุงู„ ุทุจูŠ ูƒู†ุช ุทุฑุญุชู‡.
I'd wake up in the morning and have a thousand emails about penis enlargements, only one of which was a legitimate response -- to a medical question I had.
ู„ูƒู† ุณุฃุฎุจุฑูƒู…ุŒ ุจุงู„ู…ู‚ุงุจู„ุŒ ูŠุงุฑูุงู‚ุŒ ุณุฃุฎุจุฑูƒู… : ุฃู† ูƒู„ ูŠูˆู… ู‡ูˆ ูŠูˆู… ุฌูŠุฏุŒ ูƒู„ ูŠูˆู… ู‡ูˆ ูŠูˆู… ุฌูŠุฏ ุญูŠู† ุชุชูˆุตู„ูˆู† ุจุฑุณุงู„ุฉ ุชุจุฏุฃ ูƒุงู„ุชุงู„ูŠ: "ุฃู†ุง ูˆูŠู†ูŠ ู…ุงู†ุฏูŠู„ุงุŒ ุงู„ุฒูˆุฌุฉ ุงู„ุซุงู†ูŠุฉ ู„ู†ูŠู„ุณูˆู† ู…ุงู†ุฏูŠู„ุง ุงู„ุฑุฆูŠุณ ุงู„ุณุงุจู‚ ู„ุฌู†ูˆุจ ุฅูุฑูŠู‚ูŠุง."
But I'll tell you what, though, guys, I'll tell you what: any day is a good day, any day is a good day if you receive an email that begins like this: "I AM WINNIE MANDELA, THE SECOND WIFE OF NELSON MANDELA THE FORMER SOUTH AFRICAN PRESIDENT."
ูู‚ู„ุชุŒ ุฃูˆู‡ ู‡ุฐู‡ ูˆูŠู†ูŠ ู…ุงู†ุฏูŠู„ุง.
I was like, oh! -- that Winnie Mandela.
ุฃุนุฑู ุงู„ูƒุซูŠุฑุงุช ู…ุซู„ู‡ุง.
I know so many.
"ุฃุญุชุงุฌ ู„ุชุญูˆูŠู„ 45 ู…ู„ูŠูˆู† ุฏูˆู„ุงุฑ ุฎุงุฑุฌ ุงู„ุจู„ุฏ ุจุณุจุจ ุงู„ุญุงู„ุฉ ุงู„ุตุญูŠุฉ ู„ุฒูˆุฌูŠ ู†ูŠู„ุณูˆู† ู…ุงู†ุฏูŠู„ุง."
"I NEED TO TRANSFER 45 MILLION DOLLARS OUT OF THE COUNTRY BECAUSE OF MY HUSBAND NELSON MANDELA'S HEALTH CONDITION."
ูู„ู†ู†ุธุฑ ู„ู‡ุฐุง ู‚ู„ูŠู„ุง.
Let that sink in.
ุจุนุซุช ู„ูŠ ู‡ุฐุง ูˆ ุงู„ุฐูŠ ูƒุงู† ู‡ูŠุณุชูŠุฑูŠุง.
She sent me this, which is hysterical.
ูˆู‡ุฐุง.
And this.
ู…ู…ุง ูŠุจุฏูˆ ุดุฑุนูŠุง ุฅู„ูŠ ุญุฏ ู…ุงุŒ ู‡ุฐู‡ ุฑุณุงู„ุฉ ุชุตุฑูŠุญ.
And this looks fairly legitimate, this is a letter of authorization.
ู„ูƒู† ู„ุฃูƒูˆู† ุตุฑูŠุญุงุŒ ู…ุง ู…ู† ุดูŠุก ู…ูƒุชูˆุจ ุนู„ูŠู‡ุงุŒ ุฅู†ู‡ุง ุดูƒู„ ูู‚ุท!
But to be honest, if there's nothing written on it, it's just a shape!
ู‚ู„ุชุŒ"ูˆูŠู†ูŠุŒุฃู†ุง ูุนู„ุง ุญุฒูŠู† ู„ุณู…ุงุน ู‡ุฐุง.
I said, "Winnie, I'm really sorry to hear of this.
ุจู…ุง ุฃู† ู†ูŠู„ุณูˆู† ู…ุงู†ุฏูŠู„ุง ุชูˆููŠ ู‚ุจู„ 3 ุฃุดู‡ุฑุŒ ูุฅู†ู†ูŠ ู‚ุฏ ุฃุตู ุญุงู„ุชู‡ ุงู„ุตุญูŠุฉ ุจุฃู†ู‡ุง ุญุฑุฌุฉ ุฌุฏุง."
Given that Nelson died three months ago, I'd describe his health condition as fairly serious."
ู‡ุฐู‡ ุฃุณูˆุก ุญุงู„ุฉ ุตุญูŠุฉ ูŠู…ูƒู† ุฃู† ุชุญุฏุซ ู„ูƒุŒ ุฃู„ุง ุชูƒูˆู† ุนู„ู‰ ู‚ูŠุฏ ุงู„ุญูŠุงุฉ.
That's the worst health condition you can have, not being alive.
ู‚ุงู„ุชุŒ" ุฑุฌุงุก ุชู‚ูŠุฏ ุจุชุนู„ูŠู…ุงุช ู…ูˆุธููŠ ุงู„ุจู†ูƒ.
She said, "KINDLY COMPLY WITH MY BANKERS INSTRUCTIONS.
ุญุจูŠ ุงู„ูˆุญูŠุฏ"
ONE LOVE."
ูู‚ู„ุชุŒ"ุจุงู„ุชุฃูƒูŠุฏุŒ ู„ุง ู†ุณุงุกุŒู„ุง ุฏู…ูˆุน."
I said, "Of course. NO WOMAN, NO CRY."
ู‚ุงู„ุชุŒ"ุณูŠุญุชุงุฌ ู…ูˆุธู ุงู„ุจู†ูƒ ู„ุชุญูˆูŠู„ 3000 ุฏูˆู„ุงุฑ. ุญุจูŠ ุงู„ูˆุญูŠุฏ."
She said, "MY BANKER WILL NEED TRANSFER OF 3000 DOLLARS. ONE LOVE."
ูู‚ู„ุชุŒ"ู„ุง ู…ุดูƒู„ุฉ.
I said, "no problemo.
ู„ู‚ุฏ ุฃุทู„ู‚ุช ุงู„ู†ุงุฑ ุนู„ู‰ ุฑุฆูŠุณ ุงู„ุดุฑุทุฉ."
I SHOT THE SHERIFF."
[] ุดูƒุฑุง ู„ูƒู….
[ ] Thank you.
ู„ู‚ุฏ ูƒู†ุช ุดุฑุทูŠุง ู„ู…ุฏุฉ ุทูˆูŠู„ุฉ ุฌุฏุง.
I have been a police officer for a very, very long time.
ูˆุฃุชุฑูˆู† ู‡ุฐู‡ ุงู„ุฃูˆุฑุงู‚ ููŠ ูŠุฏูŠ ู‡ู†ุง ู„ุฃู†ู†ูŠ ูˆุงุนุธ ู…ู† ุนุฑู‚ ุฃุณูˆุฏ.
And you see these notes in my hand because I'm also a black preacher.
ูˆุฅู† ูƒู†ุชู… ุชุนู„ู…ูˆู† ุฃูŠ ุดูŠุก ุนู† ูˆุงุนุธ ู…ู† ุนุฑู‚ ุฃุณูˆุฏุŒ ูู†ุญู† ู‚ุฑูŠุจูŠู† ู…ู† ุงู„ู…ูˆุถูˆุน ูˆุณู†ุณุชู…ุฑู‘ ููŠ ุงู„ุญุฏูŠุซ ู„ู…ุฏุฉ 20 ุฏู‚ูŠู‚ุฉ.
And if you know anything about black preachers, we'll close, and then we'll keep going for another 20 minutes.
ุฅุฐู† ุฃู†ุง ููŠ ุญุงุฌุฉ ุฅู„ู‰ ุงุณุชู…ุฑุงุฑ ู‡ุฐุง ุงู„ุฃู…ุฑ.
So I need this to keep pushing this thing forward.
ู„ู‚ุฏ ูƒู†ุช ุดุฑุทูŠุง ู„ู…ุฏุฉ ุทูˆูŠู„ุฉ ู…ู† ุงู„ุฒู…ู†ุŒ ูˆุฃุนู†ูŠ ุจุฃู†ู†ูŠ ูƒู†ุช ุณุงุจู‚ุง ู„ู„ุชูƒู†ูˆู„ูˆุฌูŠุง.
I've been a police officer for a very long time, and I mean I predated technology.
ุฃู†ุง ุฃุชุญุฏุซ ู‚ุจู„ ุธู‡ูˆุฑ ุฃุฌู‡ุฒุฉ ุงู„ู†ุฏุงุก.
I'm talking about before pagers.
ุงุถุญูƒูˆุง ุฅู† ุฃุฑุฏุชู… ุฐู„ูƒ ูˆู„ูƒู†ู†ูŠ ุฃู‚ูˆู„ ุงู„ุญู‚ูŠู‚ุฉ.
Laugh if you want to, but I'm telling the truth.
ู„ู‚ุฏ ูƒู†ุช ุณุงุจู‚ุง ู„ู„ุญุฑุจ ุนู„ู‰ ุฒู…ูŠู„ู†ุง -- ุฃุนู†ูŠุŒ ุงู„ุญุฑุจ ุนู„ู‰ ุงู„ู…ุฎุฏุฑุงุช.
I predate War on Our Fellow Man -- I mean, War on Drugs.
ู„ู‚ุฏ ูƒู†ุช ุณุงุจู‚ุง ู„ูƒู„ ู‡ุฐุง.
I predate all of that.
ูƒู†ุช ุณุงุจู‚ุง ูƒุซูŠุฑุง ูˆู„ู‚ุฏ ูˆุงุฌู‡ุช ุฃูˆู‚ุงุชุง ุตุนุจุฉ ูˆุฃุฎุฑู‰ ุณู‡ู„ุฉ ูˆุฃูˆู‚ุงุชุง ุฌูŠุฏุฉ ูˆุฃุฎุฑู‰ ุณูŠุฆุฉุŒ ูˆู„ูƒู† ู…ุน ุฐู„ูƒ ู…ุงุฒู„ุช ุฃุญุจ ู…ู‡ู†ุชูŠ ูƒุดุฑุทูŠ.
I predate so much and I've been through ebbs and flows and I've been through good and bad times, and still I absolutely love being a police officer.
ุฃุญุจ ู…ู‡ู†ุชูŠ ูƒุดุฑุทูŠ ู„ุฃู† ุฐู„ูƒ ุจุงู„ู†ุณุจุฉ ู„ูŠ ู‡ูˆ ูˆุงุฌุจ ูˆู„ูŠุณ ุนู…ู„.
I love being a police officer because it's always been a calling for me and never a job.
ูˆู„ูƒู† ู…ุน ุฐู„ูƒุŒ ุงู„ุญู‚ูŠู‚ุฉ ุงู„ุดุฎุตูŠุฉ ุฃู† ุชุทุจูŠู‚ ุงู„ู‚ุงู†ูˆู† ููŠ ุฃุฒู…ุฉ.
And even with that, my personal truth is that law enforcement is in a crisis.
ุฃุฒู…ุฉ ุบูŠุฑ ู…ุฑุฆูŠุฉุŒ ูˆู„ู‚ุฏ ูˆุฌุฏุช ู‡ุฐู‡ ุงู„ุฃุฒู…ุฉ ู…ู†ุฐ ุงู„ุนุฏูŠุฏ ูˆุงู„ุนุฏูŠุฏ ู…ู† ุงู„ุณู†ูˆุงุช.
It's an invisible crisis, and it has been for many, many years.
ุจุงู„ุฑุบู… ู…ู† ุฃู†ู†ุง ุนู†ุฏ ุชุทุจูŠู‚ ุงู„ู‚ุงู†ูˆู† ู†ู‚ูˆู„ุŒ "ุฃุชุนุฑูุŸ ู†ุญู† ู„ุง ู†ุณุชุทูŠุน ุงุนุชู‚ุงู„ูƒ ู„ูŠุณ ู„ู†ุง ุงู„ุญู‚ ููŠ ุฐู„ูƒ."
Even though we in law enforcement say, "You know what? We can't arrest our way out of this."
ููŠ ุชุทุจูŠู‚ ุงู„ู‚ุงู†ูˆู† ู†ู‚ูˆู„ ุฃุดูŠุงุก ู…ุซู„ ุŒ "ู†ุนู…ุŒ ุงู„ูƒุดู ุนู† ู…ุนู„ูˆู…ุงุช ุดุฎุตูŠุฉ ู„ุดุฎุต ู…ุง ุบูŠุฑ ู‚ุงู†ูˆู†ูŠ."
We say in law enforcement things like, "Yeah, it's illegal to profile."
ุฃุชุนุฑููˆู†ุŸ
You know what?
ุนู†ุฏ ุชุทุจูŠู‚ ุงู„ู‚ุงู†ูˆู†ุŒ ู†ุญู† ู†ุชูู‚ ุนู„ู‰ ุงุนุชู…ุงุฏ ู‡ุฐุง ุงู„ุชููƒูŠุฑ ูˆู†ุชุฌู‡ ุฃูƒุซุฑ ุฅู„ู‰ ุงู„ุดุฑุทุฉ ุงู„ู…ุฌุชู…ุนูŠุฉ.
In law enforcement, we even agree that we have to adopt this thinking and become more oriented to community policing.
ูˆู„ูƒู† ู…ุน ุฐู„ูƒุŒ ู…ุง ู†ุฒุงู„ุŒ ู…ุณุชู…ุฑูŠู† ุจุงู„ุนู…ู„ ุนู„ู‰ ู†ูุณ ุงู„ู…ู†ูˆุงู„ุŒ ู†ูุณ ุงู„ู…ู†ูˆุงู„ ุงู„ุฐูŠ ูŠุชู†ุงู‚ุถ ู…ุน ูƒู„ ุดูŠุก ุงุนุชุฑูู†ุง ุจู‡.
And yet all the while, still, we continue in the same vein, the same vein that contradicts everything that we just admitted.
ูˆุฐู„ูƒ ู‡ูˆ ุงู„ุณุจุจ ุจุงู„ู†ุณุจุฉ ู„ูŠุŒ ู…ู†ุฐ ุนุฏุฉ ุณู†ูˆุงุช ู…ุถุช.
And so that's the reason for me, several years ago.
ู„ุฃู†ู†ูŠ ุชุนุจุช ู…ู† ุงู„ุนู†ุตุฑูŠุฉุŒ ูˆุชุนุจุช ู…ู† ุงู„ุชู…ูŠูŠุฒุŒ ู„ู‚ุฏ ุชุนุจุช ู…ู† "ุงู†ุดู‚" ูˆุงู„ุงู†ุดู‚ุงู‚ุงุช ุงู„ุฏูŠู†ูŠุฉ.
Because I was tired of the racism, I was tired of discrimination, I was tired of the "-isms" and the schisms.
ู„ู‚ุฏ ูƒู†ุช ู…ุชุนุจุง ุญู‚ุง.
I was just so tired.
ู„ู‚ุฏ ูƒู†ุช ู…ุชุนุจุง ู…ู† ุงู„ุญู„ู‚ุฉ ุงู„ู…ูุฑุบุฉุŒ ูˆู„ู‚ุฏ ูƒู†ุช ู…ุชุนุจุง ู…ู† ุฐู„ูƒ ุญุชู‰ ุจุงู„ูˆูƒุงู„ุฉ ุงู„ู…ุญุจุจุฉ ู„ูŠ ููŠ ุงู„ู‚ุณู… ุงู„ุฐูŠ ู…ุงุฒู„ุช ุฃุญุจู‡ ุฅู„ู‰ ุงู„ุขู†.
I was tired of the vicious cycle, and I was tired of it even in the beloved agency in the department that I still love today.