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I at 20 footlongs from SUbway the other day. I felt as disgusting as Jerry did prior to his Subway commercials.
I at 20 footlongs from Subway the other day.
Oh my gosh! Are you ok? I would be sick.
I at 20 footlongs from SUbway the other day. I felt as disgusting as Jerry did prior to his Subway commercials. I at 20 footlongs from Subway the other day.
Oh my gosh! Are you ok? I would be sick.
I don't think I am. I feel just as disgusting as pre-commercial Jerry did.
I at 20 footlongs from SUbway the other day. I felt as disgusting as Jerry did prior to his Subway commercials. I at 20 footlongs from Subway the other day. Oh my gosh! Are you ok? I would be sick.
I don't think I am. I feel just as disgusting as pre-commercial Jerry did.
Yikes! Maybe you shouldn't do that again.
I can't believe that I stole food from the soup kitchen.
I can't believe that I stole food from the soup kitchen.
Aw man, I've been there before. Don't regret it one bit. More food for us, right?
I can't believe that I stole food from the soup kitchen. I can't believe that I stole food from the soup kitchen.
Aw man, I've been there before. Don't regret it one bit. More food for us, right?
Yes but I should not of stolen the food, that was wrong of me.
I can't believe that I stole food from the soup kitchen. I can't believe that I stole food from the soup kitchen. Aw man_comma_ I've been there before. Don't regret it one bit. More food for us_comma_ right?
Yes but I should not of stolen the food, that was wrong of me.
Nah, you're good man. You probably did it for good reason.
My mother passed away today. It was awful.
My mother passed away today.
That is terrible news. I am so sorry.
My mother passed away today. It was awful. My mother passed away today.
That is terrible news. I am so sorry.
Eh, it's okay. She was always a terrible person to me anyway, but I did feel somewhat sad because that's what society tells us to feel.
My mother passed away today. It was awful. My mother passed away today. That is terrible news. I am so sorry.
Eh, it's okay. She was always a terrible person to me anyway, but I did feel somewhat sad because that's what society tells us to feel.
You only have one mother, you should love her no matter what.
I got invited to a trip last week and was super happy
I got invited to a trip last week and was super happy they let me join them
how was the trip?
I got invited to a trip last week and was super happy I got invited to a trip last week and was super happy they let me join them
how was the trip?
oh no i got invited last week but the trip is next week
I got invited to a trip last week and was super happy I got invited to a trip last week and was super happy they let me join them how was the trip?
oh no i got invited last week but the trip is next week
Oh so where are you all going?
I got invited to a trip last week and was super happy I got invited to a trip last week and was super happy they let me join them how was the trip? oh no i got invited last week but the trip is next week
Oh so where are you all going?
South padre island
I got invited to a trip last week and was super happy I got invited to a trip last week and was super happy they let me join them how was the trip? oh no i got invited last week but the trip is next week Oh so where are you all going?
South padre island
I have no idea where that is but it sound exotic
i am so upset my classmate got th lead in the schoole\ play
MY classmate got the lead in the school play
are you part of the play as well?
i am so upset my classmate got th lead in the schoole\ play MY classmate got the lead in the school play
are you part of the play as well?
no, because she stole my part. I wanted the lead
i am so upset my classmate got th lead in the schoole\ play MY classmate got the lead in the school play are you part of the play as well?
no, because she stole my part. I wanted the lead
oh that sucks
i am so upset my classmate got th lead in the schoole\ play MY classmate got the lead in the school play are you part of the play as well? no_comma_ because she stole my part. I wanted the lead
oh that sucks
I dont want to be her friend anymore
i am so upset my classmate got th lead in the schoole\ play MY classmate got the lead in the school play are you part of the play as well? no_comma_ because she stole my part. I wanted the lead oh that sucks
I dont want to be her friend anymore
might be a bit too far.
i am so upset my classmate got th lead in the schoole\ play MY classmate got the lead in the school play are you part of the play as well? no_comma_ because she stole my part. I wanted the lead oh that sucks I dont want to be her friend anymore
might be a bit too far.
she stole my part
I will never forget our last good fanily photo. We were all so happy then
Our last family photo was so long ago
You must have some fond memories of that.
I will never forget our last good fanily photo. We were all so happy then Our last family photo was so long ago
You must have some fond memories of that.
IT was our last great family picture. We hae no more good memories
I will never forget our last good fanily photo. We were all so happy then Our last family photo was so long ago You must have some fond memories of that.
IT was our last great family picture. We hae no more good memories
I'm sorry. Hold on to the old memories.
I will never forget our last good fanily photo. We were all so happy then Our last family photo was so long ago You must have some fond memories of that. IT was our last great family picture. We hae no more good memories
I'm sorry. Hold on to the old memories.
I will. IT is the beest we will every have
My navigation took me to wrong address today. I was extremely irritated.
My navigation took me to the wrong address today.
Technology is not perfect
My navigation took me to wrong address today. I was extremely irritated. My navigation took me to the wrong address today.
Technology is not perfect
I was extremely irritated.
My navigation took me to wrong address today. I was extremely irritated. My navigation took me to the wrong address today. Technology is not perfect
I was extremely irritated.
Did it take you into a lake like michael on the office?
I didn't know whether I was supposed to wear my uniform to a high-school band event, so I just didn't go, even though I was one of the best players.
One time in high-school band, I didn't know whether or not I was supposed to wear my uniform to an important event.
Uh oh! What happened? Did you end up wearing it?
I didn't know whether I was supposed to wear my uniform to a high-school band event, so I just didn't go, even though I was one of the best players. One time in high-school band_comma_ I didn't know whether or not I was supposed to wear my uniform to an important event.
Uh oh! What happened? Did you end up wearing it?
I just didn't go, even though I was one of the best players.
I didn't know whether I was supposed to wear my uniform to a high-school band event, so I just didn't go, even though I was one of the best players. One time in high-school band_comma_ I didn't know whether or not I was supposed to wear my uniform to an important event. Uh oh! What happened? Did you end up wearing it?
I just didn't go, even though I was one of the best players.
I bet your audience missed out!
Roller coasters this weekend
I'm so scared!
What is the matter?
Roller coasters this weekend I'm so scared!
What is the matter?
I'm going to ride roller coasters this weekend!
Roller coasters this weekend I'm so scared! What is the matter?
I'm going to ride roller coasters this weekend!
I love rollercoasters!
Roller coasters this weekend I'm so scared! What is the matter? I'm going to ride roller coasters this weekend!
I love rollercoasters!
I've never been on one! I'm not sure if it will be fun or not.
I saw a kid who is crying extremely since her mom beaten up her. I feel sorry for the kid.
I feel sorry for the kid in my street.
I feel sorry for him too, although I don't know what for. Can you refresh my memory?
I saw a kid who is crying extremely since her mom beaten up her. I feel sorry for the kid. I feel sorry for the kid in my street.
I feel sorry for him too, although I don't know what for. Can you refresh my memory?
Her mother beaten up severely. That's why she cried that much.
I saw a kid who is crying extremely since her mom beaten up her. I feel sorry for the kid. I feel sorry for the kid in my street. I feel sorry for him too_comma_ although I don't know what for. Can you refresh my memory?
Her mother beaten up severely. That's why she cried that much.
Ah, yes, I remember now. That mother deserves to be hanged.
None of my friends liked the joke I made last night. I felt quite sheepish.
None of my friends laughed at the joke I made yesterday.
Oh no, is that a bad joke?
None of my friends liked the joke I made last night. I felt quite sheepish. None of my friends laughed at the joke I made yesterday.
Oh no, is that a bad joke?
It was indeed. I never felt so embarrassed in my life. I knew I shouldn't have told it then.
None of my friends liked the joke I made last night. I felt quite sheepish. None of my friends laughed at the joke I made yesterday. Oh no_comma_ is that a bad joke?
It was indeed. I never felt so embarrassed in my life. I knew I shouldn't have told it then.
Don't feel so! Forgive them
My dog pooped on my prized family heirloom. I was so sad.
My dog took a fat ole dookey on my prized family heirloom.
uh oh. Did you put him in the corner?
My dog pooped on my prized family heirloom. I was so sad. My dog took a fat ole dookey on my prized family heirloom.
uh oh. Did you put him in the corner?
Nope. I put him six feet under. That heirloom was worth over 10 million dollars. Never been so disappointed in him in my life.
My dog pooped on my prized family heirloom. I was so sad. My dog took a fat ole dookey on my prized family heirloom. uh oh. Did you put him in the corner?
Nope. I put him six feet under. That heirloom was worth over 10 million dollars. Never been so disappointed in him in my life.
do you regret that?
I'm going to Six Flags tomorrow. I am so hyped!
I am going to Six Flags tomorrow!
Thats awesome my friend! Do you enjoy that?
I'm going to Six Flags tomorrow. I am so hyped! I am going to Six Flags tomorrow!
Thats awesome my friend! Do you enjoy that?
I think I will! I've never been there before!
I'm going to Six Flags tomorrow. I am so hyped! I am going to Six Flags tomorrow! Thats awesome my friend! Do you enjoy that?
I think I will! I've never been there before!
It is so much fun. I have been there, you are going to have a blast
I am looking forward to my vacation. I can't wait!
I am looking forward to my vacation.
Thats a nice thing to be coming up. Are you planning to go somewhere?
I am looking forward to my vacation. I can't wait! I am looking forward to my vacation.
Thats a nice thing to be coming up. Are you planning to go somewhere?
I'm going to Hawaii. I can't wait for it!
I am looking forward to my vacation. I can't wait! I am looking forward to my vacation. Thats a nice thing to be coming up. Are you planning to go somewhere?
I'm going to Hawaii. I can't wait for it!
Oh sweet. hawaii is a tropical paradise, you are going to love it
I always look at my old fb pictures. I think it keeps me humble
I look at my old facebook photos a lot
oh yea i bet that brings back a lot of memories
I always look at my old fb pictures. I think it keeps me humble I look at my old facebook photos a lot
oh yea i bet that brings back a lot of memories
IT does. And no matter how famous i get. I will always reme,ber those times
I always look at my old fb pictures. I think it keeps me humble I look at my old facebook photos a lot oh yea i bet that brings back a lot of memories
IT does. And no matter how famous i get. I will always reme,ber those times
hmmm well thats good for you
I always look at my old fb pictures. I think it keeps me humble I look at my old facebook photos a lot oh yea i bet that brings back a lot of memories IT does. And no matter how famous i get. I will always reme_comma_ber those times
hmmm well thats good for you
Thats if I make it lol
I cut a guy off in traffic today when i was in a rush
I cut a guy off in traffic today when i was in a rush to work
Did he wreck?
I cut a guy off in traffic today when i was in a rush I cut a guy off in traffic today when i was in a rush to work
Did he wreck?
no but i felt bad for cutting him off
I cut a guy off in traffic today when i was in a rush I cut a guy off in traffic today when i was in a rush to work Did he wreck?
no but i felt bad for cutting him off
You should. I could have been really bad.
Nephew plays football. I hope he does great this year!
My nephew starts football this year!
How exciting! Is it his first year?
Nephew plays football. I hope he does great this year! My nephew starts football this year!
How exciting! Is it his first year?
No he played last year in middle school. I hope he does great this year!
Nephew plays football. I hope he does great this year! My nephew starts football this year! How exciting! Is it his first year?
No he played last year in middle school. I hope he does great this year!
I'm sure he will love it! Be sure to take blankets to the games. It gets cold sometimes.
Nephew plays football. I hope he does great this year! My nephew starts football this year! How exciting! Is it his first year? No he played last year in middle school. I hope he does great this year!
I'm sure he will love it! Be sure to take blankets to the games. It gets cold sometimes.
Yeah this is true! I'll definitely take your advice! Thank you so much!
I cut a guy off in traffic today when i was in a rush
I cut a guy off in traffic today when i was in a rush to work
Did you honk your horn or yell at the guy who cut you off?
I cut a guy off in traffic today when i was in a rush I cut a guy off in traffic today when i was in a rush to work
Did you honk your horn or yell at the guy who cut you off?
no i cut him off because i was in a rush but i felt bad about it
I cut a guy off in traffic today when i was in a rush I cut a guy off in traffic today when i was in a rush to work Did you honk your horn or yell at the guy who cut you off?
no i cut him off because i was in a rush but i felt bad about it
Oh, did you at least wave and say you were sorry.
I am not happy that I will not be able to attend the Kentucky Derby this year.
I am not happy that I will not be able to attend the Kentucky Derby this year.
oh really whys that?
I am not happy that I will not be able to attend the Kentucky Derby this year. I am not happy that I will not be able to attend the Kentucky Derby this year.
oh really whys that?
I have to work this year. I couldn't get the time off.
I am not happy that I will not be able to attend the Kentucky Derby this year. I am not happy that I will not be able to attend the Kentucky Derby this year. oh really whys that?
I have to work this year. I couldn't get the time off.
that really suckks
I am going to kill it as an adult! I just turned 21
I just turned 21
happy birthday !!! how did you celebrate ?
I am going to kill it as an adult! I just turned 21 I just turned 21
happy birthday !!! how did you celebrate ?
I got stupid lit! Im going to be the best at adult life. Can't you tell?
I am going to kill it as an adult! I just turned 21 I just turned 21 happy birthday !!! how did you celebrate ?
I got stupid lit! Im going to be the best at adult life. Can't you tell?
hey as long as you had fun lol
I am going to kill it as an adult! I just turned 21 I just turned 21 happy birthday !!! how did you celebrate ? I got stupid lit! Im going to be the best at adult life. Can't you tell?
hey as long as you had fun lol
I did. I definitely did
my cousin got shot in the head and i just could not stop crying
last month i saw cops driving really fast down my neighborhood , i did not think much of it , later on i hear gun shots ... like what happened later on my friend called me saying my cousin got shot in the head
that is awful
my cousin got shot in the head and i just could not stop crying last month i saw cops driving really fast down my neighborhood _comma_ i did not think much of it _comma_ later on i hear gun shots ... like what happened later on my friend called me saying my cousin got shot in the head
that is awful
i could not stop crying , its my family my other cousin got shot in the jaw and he lived but still .... life is a trip honestly
my cousin got shot in the head and i just could not stop crying last month i saw cops driving really fast down my neighborhood _comma_ i did not think much of it _comma_ later on i hear gun shots ... like what happened later on my friend called me saying my cousin got shot in the head that is awful
i could not stop crying , its my family my other cousin got shot in the jaw and he lived but still .... life is a trip honestly
What happened? Were they shooting too? Was anyone else hurt?
I saw a man drink a gallon of milk. I admired his skill.
I saw a man drink a gallon of milk.
How did it turn out?
I saw a man drink a gallon of milk. I admired his skill. I saw a man drink a gallon of milk.
How did it turn out?
He did it without incident. I admired his skill.
I saw a man drink a gallon of milk. I admired his skill. I saw a man drink a gallon of milk. How did it turn out?
He did it without incident. I admired his skill.
Wow, that's impressive! It usually comes back up.
My dog pooped on the rug. Never been so peeved in my life.
My dog pooped on the rug today.
I hate when that happens
My dog pooped on the rug. Never been so peeved in my life. My dog pooped on the rug today.
I hate when that happens
Me to. I was so annoyed with her because she never does that.
My dog pooped on the rug. Never been so peeved in my life. My dog pooped on the rug today. I hate when that happens
Me to. I was so annoyed with her because she never does that.
Maybe she was ill
I love seing the happy couples in the picture frames that I buy
I like buying picture frames
I do too. Which ones do you like to buy?
I love seing the happy couples in the picture frames that I buy I like buying picture frames
I do too. Which ones do you like to buy?
The ones that have the happiest couples in them. ITs silly
I love seing the happy couples in the picture frames that I buy I like buying picture frames I do too. Which ones do you like to buy?
The ones that have the happiest couples in them. ITs silly
It is! Those pictures bring me so much oy!
I love seing the happy couples in the picture frames that I buy I like buying picture frames I do too. Which ones do you like to buy? The ones that have the happiest couples in them. ITs silly
It is! Those pictures bring me so much oy!
I kow right
my niece started liking me
my brothers ex wife hates us so much she told the nieces to hate us to , the funny thing is they love us more than her they are good kids
kids can always see where the good really is.
my niece started liking me my brothers ex wife hates us so much she told the nieces to hate us to _comma_ the funny thing is they love us more than her they are good kids
kids can always see where the good really is.
we love the kids , all she wants is the child support money for her self
my niece started liking me my brothers ex wife hates us so much she told the nieces to hate us to _comma_ the funny thing is they love us more than her they are good kids kids can always see where the good really is.
we love the kids , all she wants is the child support money for her self
thats not right. unfortunatly that happens too often
waiting to hear if i got a job or not.
i cant get any sleep. i want to know if i got the job or not.
hope you get the job , i would feel the exact same way
waiting to hear if i got a job or not. i cant get any sleep. i want to know if i got the job or not.
hope you get the job , i would feel the exact same way
i have a very good feeling about it!!
waiting to hear if i got a job or not. i cant get any sleep. i want to know if i got the job or not. hope you get the job _comma_ i would feel the exact same way
i have a very good feeling about it!!
i really hope you get it
I can't wait to go paint balling this weekend.
I can't wait to go paint balling this weekend.
I hope you have fun but I'm not a fan of paintballing.
I can't wait to go paint balling this weekend. I can't wait to go paint balling this weekend.
I hope you have fun but I'm not a fan of paintballing.
Have you ever tried it? It is great with a big group of friends.
I can't wait to go paint balling this weekend. I can't wait to go paint balling this weekend. I hope you have fun but I'm not a fan of paintballing.
Have you ever tried it? It is great with a big group of friends.
Yes I have. I found it to be very painful.
I practiced my solo for band so many times I can still do it today 4 years later. By the time it was time for my audition I nailed it.
I practiced my solo for band so many times I can still do it today, many years later.
What instrument do you play?
I practiced my solo for band so many times I can still do it today 4 years later. By the time it was time for my audition I nailed it. I practiced my solo for band so many times I can still do it today_comma_ many years later.
What instrument do you play?
Clarinet.
I practiced my solo for band so many times I can still do it today 4 years later. By the time it was time for my audition I nailed it. I practiced my solo for band so many times I can still do it today_comma_ many years later. What instrument do you play?
Clarinet.
How long did you play for? Do you still play today?
I have always been a big fan of childrens place, I will never shop anywhere else
Childrens place is the best for kids clothes
Oh really? i have never been there. do they have good collection?
I have always been a big fan of childrens place, I will never shop anywhere else Childrens place is the best for kids clothes
Oh really? i have never been there. do they have good collection?
They do! Is inexpesive and good quality. I dont buy from anywhere else
I have always been a big fan of childrens place, I will never shop anywhere else Childrens place is the best for kids clothes Oh really? i have never been there. do they have good collection?
They do! Is inexpesive and good quality. I dont buy from anywhere else
sounds nice. i am going to check that out myself
I have always been a big fan of childrens place, I will never shop anywhere else Childrens place is the best for kids clothes Oh really? i have never been there. do they have good collection? They do! Is inexpesive and good quality. I dont buy from anywhere else
sounds nice. i am going to check that out myself
Do that. You will be happy
i stubbed my toe this morning
i stubbed my toe this morning
Ouch, I hate when that happens.