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i stubbed my toe this morning i stubbed my toe this morning
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Ouch, I hate when that happens.
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yea i was so annoyed
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i stubbed my toe this morning i stubbed my toe this morning Ouch_comma_ I hate when that happens.
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yea i was so annoyed
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It happens to us all.
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Someone spray painted my car last week. I am so angry about it.
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Someone spray painted my car last week.
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what is wrong with people
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Someone spray painted my car last week. I am so angry about it. Someone spray painted my car last week.
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what is wrong with people
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I am so angry about it!
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Someone spray painted my car last week. I am so angry about it. Someone spray painted my car last week. what is wrong with people
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I am so angry about it!
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i would be too
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I'm getting ready for my sister's marriage. It's an amazing excitement.
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My sister's marriage is on next week. I'm getting ready to it.
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Cool. Do yu like her partner?
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I'm getting ready for my sister's marriage. It's an amazing excitement. My sister's marriage is on next week. I'm getting ready to it.
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Cool. Do yu like her partner?
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Yeah, He is very kind.
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I'm getting ready for my sister's marriage. It's an amazing excitement. My sister's marriage is on next week. I'm getting ready to it. Cool. Do yu like her partner?
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Yeah, He is very kind.
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Well thats great
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I dropped an entire bag of fresh shrimp on the ground today
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I dropped dinner outside today
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Oh, is that any reason for it?
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I dropped an entire bag of fresh shrimp on the ground today I dropped dinner outside today
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Oh, is that any reason for it?
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I tripped. It was fresh shrimp and I ruined it
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I dropped an entire bag of fresh shrimp on the ground today I dropped dinner outside today Oh_comma_ is that any reason for it?
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I tripped. It was fresh shrimp and I ruined it
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It's sad. don't worry.
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I dropped an entire bag of fresh shrimp on the ground today I dropped dinner outside today Oh_comma_ is that any reason for it? I tripped. It was fresh shrimp and I ruined it
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It's sad. don't worry.
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We had roast beef sandwiches for dinner
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MY friend just got approved for a house loan. I am happy for her, but I want a house too!
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MY friend was just approved for a house loan with her bank
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thats awesome.. Tell her that i said congrats!
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MY friend just got approved for a house loan. I am happy for her, but I want a house too! MY friend was just approved for a house loan with her bank
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thats awesome.. Tell her that i said congrats!
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I want a home loan too
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MY friend just got approved for a house loan. I am happy for her, but I want a house too! MY friend was just approved for a house loan with her bank thats awesome.. Tell her that i said congrats!
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I want a home loan too
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apply for one, i am sure you will get one :)
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MY friend just got approved for a house loan. I am happy for her, but I want a house too! MY friend was just approved for a house loan with her bank thats awesome.. Tell her that i said congrats! I want a home loan too
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apply for one, i am sure you will get one :)
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I didnt I am sad
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They stopped making donuts at my favorite bakery. I am so hurt thinking about it.
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They stopped making donuts at my favorite bakery.
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Oh no! Can you get donuts somewhere else?
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They stopped making donuts at my favorite bakery. I am so hurt thinking about it. They stopped making donuts at my favorite bakery.
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Oh no! Can you get donuts somewhere else?
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I can but I'm so hurt thinking about it.
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They stopped making donuts at my favorite bakery. I am so hurt thinking about it. They stopped making donuts at my favorite bakery. Oh no! Can you get donuts somewhere else?
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I can but I'm so hurt thinking about it.
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Aw I'm sorry to hear. I know how it feels.
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she was m only true friend
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she was the only one who truly understood me
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Who is that?
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she was m only true friend she was the only one who truly understood me
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Who is that?
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my sister. she knows me so well.
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she was m only true friend she was the only one who truly understood me Who is that?
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my sister. she knows me so well.
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So what happened?
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I rea;;y miss having a man around the house. I have to do too much
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I miss having a man at home
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Having someone to call your own i essemtial in life
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I rea;;y miss having a man around the house. I have to do too much I miss having a man at home
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Having someone to call your own i essemtial in life
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I dont want to fell alone but I still miss it
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I rea;;y miss having a man around the house. I have to do too much I miss having a man at home Having someone to call your own i essemtial in life
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I dont want to fell alone but I still miss it
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i understand, how long has it been?
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I rea;;y miss having a man around the house. I have to do too much I miss having a man at home Having someone to call your own i essemtial in life I dont want to fell alone but I still miss it
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i understand, how long has it been?
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2 years. the longest
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I am waiting on some test results. I went to the doctor last week.
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I've been a bit worried waiting for some test results from the doctor.
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what kind of results? are you okay?
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I am waiting on some test results. I went to the doctor last week. I've been a bit worried waiting for some test results from the doctor.
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what kind of results? are you okay?
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I got some blood work done, and they are testing my insulin levels.
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I am waiting on some test results. I went to the doctor last week. I've been a bit worried waiting for some test results from the doctor. what kind of results? are you okay?
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I got some blood work done, and they are testing my insulin levels.
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im sure youre in tip top shape.
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I am waiting on some test results. I went to the doctor last week. I've been a bit worried waiting for some test results from the doctor. what kind of results? are you okay? I got some blood work done_comma_ and they are testing my insulin levels.
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im sure youre in tip top shape.
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Hopefully everything turns out okay, thanks!
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My grandfather farted whille eatign
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once my grandfather farted out loud and dint even know what happened.
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That's funny! So he pretended not to know that he did it?
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My grandfather farted whille eatign once my grandfather farted out loud and dint even know what happened.
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That's funny! So he pretended not to know that he did it?
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i think he was so old he really didnt know.
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My grandfather farted whille eatign once my grandfather farted out loud and dint even know what happened. That's funny! So he pretended not to know that he did it?
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i think he was so old he really didnt know.
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I love grandfathers, they are comic gold!
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My cat vomited on my shoes today
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My cat vomited on my shoes today
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Is your cat ill? or do cat always do that?
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My cat vomited on my shoes today My cat vomited on my shoes today
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Is your cat ill? or do cat always do that?
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no he just ate too much
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My cat vomited on my shoes today My cat vomited on my shoes today Is your cat ill? or do cat always do that?
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no he just ate too much
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So he is okay now> you can get more shoes
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I remeber when I first started watching game of thrones like it was yesterday
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I remember when I first started watching game of thrones
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oh yea same, its been a while
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I remeber when I first started watching game of thrones like it was yesterday I remember when I first started watching game of thrones
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oh yea same, its been a while
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I was amazed at every episode
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I remeber when I first started watching game of thrones like it was yesterday I remember when I first started watching game of thrones oh yea same_comma_ its been a while
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I was amazed at every episode
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yea same
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I remeber when I first started watching game of thrones like it was yesterday I remember when I first started watching game of thrones oh yea same_comma_ its been a while I was amazed at every episode
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yea same
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I am sad that it is ending
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I am watching old episodes of game of thrones. its bittersweet
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I am watching the last season of game of thrones
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thats awesome. dont spoil anything, okay? :D
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I am watching old episodes of game of thrones. its bittersweet I am watching the last season of game of thrones
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thats awesome. dont spoil anything, okay? :D
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I wo't I am sad that it is ending
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I am watching old episodes of game of thrones. its bittersweet I am watching the last season of game of thrones thats awesome. dont spoil anything_comma_ okay? :D
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I wo't I am sad that it is ending
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well, true. me too
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I am watching old episodes of game of thrones. its bittersweet I am watching the last season of game of thrones thats awesome. dont spoil anything_comma_ okay? :D I wo't I am sad that it is ending
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well, true. me too
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I cant wait for the final episode
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One time I took a test in calculus and I thought I aced it. Contrary to this I actually bombed it which make me really angry.
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I took this calculus test last semester and I did way worse than I thought I did which made me mad.
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oh that sucks.. sorry about that. but you can always improve, dont worry
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One time I took a test in calculus and I thought I aced it. Contrary to this I actually bombed it which make me really angry. I took this calculus test last semester and I did way worse than I thought I did which made me mad.
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oh that sucks.. sorry about that. but you can always improve, dont worry
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Yeah that's true, but I just thought I did so well and I didn't at all.
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One time I took a test in calculus and I thought I aced it. Contrary to this I actually bombed it which make me really angry. I took this calculus test last semester and I did way worse than I thought I did which made me mad. oh that sucks.. sorry about that. but you can always improve_comma_ dont worry
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Yeah that's true, but I just thought I did so well and I didn't at all.
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I can feel your emotion.. dont worry, it happens to the best of us at times.
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I saw a guy drop his phone and kick it back into his hand
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I saw a guy drop his phone and kick it back into his hand
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wow that is so awesome.. i always wanted to learn tricks like that
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I saw a guy drop his phone and kick it back into his hand I saw a guy drop his phone and kick it back into his hand
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wow that is so awesome.. i always wanted to learn tricks like that
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yea i was shocked
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I saw a guy drop his phone and kick it back into his hand I saw a guy drop his phone and kick it back into his hand wow that is so awesome.. i always wanted to learn tricks like that
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yea i was shocked
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was the phone damaged?
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I am going to kill it this semester
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I am so ready for this semester
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do you go to college?
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I am going to kill it this semester I am so ready for this semester
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do you go to college?
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Yes I am a senior this yar
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I am going to kill it this semester I am so ready for this semester do you go to college?
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Yes I am a senior this yar
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That's good. I am sure your parents are proud
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I am going to kill it this semester I am so ready for this semester do you go to college? Yes I am a senior this yar
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That's good. I am sure your parents are proud
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I hope so. I just gotta finish
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Me and some friends got invited to this shady college party. We were hesitant to go but we did and it was great.
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Me and my friends got invited to this shady looking party in college. We were hesitant to go but we did anyway.
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That sounds very mysterious.
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Me and some friends got invited to this shady college party. We were hesitant to go but we did and it was great. Me and my friends got invited to this shady looking party in college. We were hesitant to go but we did anyway.
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That sounds very mysterious.
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Yeah it really was at first, but we went and had a great time.
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Me and some friends got invited to this shady college party. We were hesitant to go but we did and it was great. Me and my friends got invited to this shady looking party in college. We were hesitant to go but we did anyway. That sounds very mysterious.
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Yeah it really was at first, but we went and had a great time.
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Then all is well!
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I was at the beach and a seagull swooped down at me. I was totally scared.
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I was at the beach and a seagull swooped down at me.
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That's pretty funny haha. Was it going for food you had or what?
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I was at the beach and a seagull swooped down at me. I was totally scared. I was at the beach and a seagull swooped down at me.
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That's pretty funny haha. Was it going for food you had or what?
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Yeah, it wanted my food. I was totally scared though.
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I was at the beach and a seagull swooped down at me. I was totally scared. I was at the beach and a seagull swooped down at me. That's pretty funny haha. Was it going for food you had or what?
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Yeah, it wanted my food. I was totally scared though.
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That's fair, hopefully it didn't take your food though.
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My cat vomited on my shoes the other day
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My cat vomited on my shoes the other day
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oh shoot.. thats gross.. what did you do?
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My cat vomited on my shoes the other day My cat vomited on my shoes the other day
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oh shoot.. thats gross.. what did you do?
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i cleaned it up but i was so annoyed
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My cat vomited on my shoes the other day My cat vomited on my shoes the other day oh shoot.. thats gross.. what did you do?
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i cleaned it up but i was so annoyed
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as you should be.. But i guess we can never be mad at our pets huh
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watching my son walk the stage
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when my son walked across that stage I cant even describe the way I felt.
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You must have been so proud right?
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watching my son walk the stage when my son walked across that stage I cant even describe the way I felt.
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You must have been so proud right?
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yes! all these years of hard work and struggle, finally over.
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watching my son walk the stage when my son walked across that stage I cant even describe the way I felt. You must have been so proud right?
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yes! all these years of hard work and struggle, finally over.
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Very true.. I am glad it all worked out that way
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watched a really good love movie lately, reminds me of myself.
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when i saw the main character finally get the girl, i could help but be envious of the fact that he found someone
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Real life doesnt have happ endings like that
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watched a really good love movie lately, reminds me of myself. when i saw the main character finally get the girl_comma_ i could help but be envious of the fact that he found someone
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Real life doesnt have happ endings like that
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thats very true. I guess i just like to believe life is like a movie.
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watched a really good love movie lately, reminds me of myself. when i saw the main character finally get the girl_comma_ i could help but be envious of the fact that he found someone Real life doesnt have happ endings like that
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thats very true. I guess i just like to believe life is like a movie.
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I like to also. Thats why I am always disappointed
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I had some well done steak today. It was awful
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Today i had well done steak. Hadnt had one in a while
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is that how you like your steaks cooked? how was that one in particular?
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I had some well done steak today. It was awful Today i had well done steak. Hadnt had one in a while
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is that how you like your steaks cooked? how was that one in particular?
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I like medium rare That steak was awful
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I had some well done steak today. It was awful Today i had well done steak. Hadnt had one in a while is that how you like your steaks cooked? how was that one in particular?
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I like medium rare That steak was awful
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yes anything above medium rare is over cooked!
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Went to the bar and forgot tip
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I went to the bar the other night
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Did you have fun?
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Went to the bar and forgot tip I went to the bar the other night
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Did you have fun?
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Yeah but I got a little too drunk and forgot to top the pretty waitress :(
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Went to the bar and forgot tip I went to the bar the other night Did you have fun?
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Yeah but I got a little too drunk and forgot to top the pretty waitress :(
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Oh no! Go back and tip her. It would be a good ice breaker.
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Went to the bar and forgot tip I went to the bar the other night Did you have fun? Yeah but I got a little too drunk and forgot to top the pretty waitress :(
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Oh no! Go back and tip her. It would be a good ice breaker.
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lol. I will next time I see her. I think she's married anyway.
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I can't wait to get married
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I cant wait to be a bride
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true, every girl's dream to be one day .. :)
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I can't wait to get married I cant wait to be a bride
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true, every girl's dream to be one day .. :)
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I know. All i need is a boyfriend now
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I can't wait to get married I cant wait to be a bride true_comma_ every girl's dream to be one day .. :)
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I know. All i need is a boyfriend now
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haha.. well, as you know there are plenty of fish in the sea
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MY sister just got a new car I want a new car
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MY sister just got a new car
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Oh that's cool! What kind of car?
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MY sister just got a new car I want a new car MY sister just got a new car
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Oh that's cool! What kind of car?
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A buick regal. My car is so old
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MY sister just got a new car I want a new car MY sister just got a new car Oh that's cool! What kind of car?
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A buick regal. My car is so old
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Ohh nice, Buicks are pretty good cars!
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I really needed to pass my physics final in order to not fail the class. I studied hard and I knew I was gonna do well.
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I really needed to pass this physics final so I studied to the point where I knew I would do well.
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How did you do?
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I really needed to pass my physics final in order to not fail the class. I studied hard and I knew I was gonna do well. I really needed to pass this physics final so I studied to the point where I knew I would do well.
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How did you do?
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I got a B on it which was more than enough for me to pass the class.
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I really needed to pass my physics final in order to not fail the class. I studied hard and I knew I was gonna do well. I really needed to pass this physics final so I studied to the point where I knew I would do well. How did you do?
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I got a B on it which was more than enough for me to pass the class.
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Thats awesome. I like passing lol
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My cat vomited on my shoes the other day
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My cat vomited on my shoes the other day and i had to clean it
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ewww. was it really gross?
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My cat vomited on my shoes the other day My cat vomited on my shoes the other day and i had to clean it
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ewww. was it really gross?
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yea i was so annoyed he did that, i thought he knew better
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My cat vomited on my shoes the other day My cat vomited on my shoes the other day and i had to clean it ewww. was it really gross?
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yea i was so annoyed he did that, i thought he knew better
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Maybe he had some bad food
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I am so happy I am not Theon on game of thrones
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I would never want anyone to compare me to theon
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oh yea thats def fair
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I am so happy I am not Theon on game of thrones I would never want anyone to compare me to theon
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oh yea thats def fair
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He tries and fail and then he was just never able to get right.
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I am so happy I am not Theon on game of thrones I would never want anyone to compare me to theon oh yea thats def fair
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He tries and fail and then he was just never able to get right.
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yea its pretty sad
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I am so happy I am not Theon on game of thrones I would never want anyone to compare me to theon oh yea thats def fair He tries and fail and then he was just never able to get right.
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yea its pretty sad
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Im either arya or khaleesi for sure
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I was so happy when I got my new puppy! I got him from an adoption rescue.
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I love my new puppy! He's so sweet, and I am happy I got him from an adoption rescue.
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That is a very noble gesture. Congratulations!
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I was so happy when I got my new puppy! I got him from an adoption rescue. I love my new puppy! He's so sweet_comma_ and I am happy I got him from an adoption rescue.
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That is a very noble gesture. Congratulations!
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Thanks! There are so many dogs and cats that need a home, whether young or old.
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I was so happy when I got my new puppy! I got him from an adoption rescue. I love my new puppy! He's so sweet_comma_ and I am happy I got him from an adoption rescue. That is a very noble gesture. Congratulations!
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Thanks! There are so many dogs and cats that need a home, whether young or old.
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Adopting is the best way to go.
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I was so happy when I got my new puppy! I got him from an adoption rescue. I love my new puppy! He's so sweet_comma_ and I am happy I got him from an adoption rescue. That is a very noble gesture. Congratulations! Thanks! There are so many dogs and cats that need a home_comma_ whether young or old.
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Adopting is the best way to go.
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I totally agree. It helps the shelters from overcrowding.
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I was being robbed but a policeman stopped him. I am very thankful of him.
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I was being robbed but a policeman stopped him.
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Are you feeling okay from the experience?
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I was being robbed but a policeman stopped him. I am very thankful of him. I was being robbed but a policeman stopped him.
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Are you feeling okay from the experience?
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Yes, I am very thankful for his help.
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I was being robbed but a policeman stopped him. I am very thankful of him. I was being robbed but a policeman stopped him. Are you feeling okay from the experience?
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Yes, I am very thankful for his help.
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Wow, you must have felt so stressed and scared about that robbery.
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Neighbors get on my nerves
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I don't like my new neighbors that live behind me
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Oh, that makes life hard. Did they do something to you?
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