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My dog pooped on the carpet. I never felt so peeved in my life. My dog crapped on the rug.
Oh no! I bet it smelled bad. Did you clean it up?
Oh, believe me it did. It's still sitting there from a few weeks ago because I don't have the courage to pick it up. I'm waiting for her to clean her mess up herself.
My dog pooped on the carpet. I never felt so peeved in my life. My dog crapped on the rug. Oh no! I bet it smelled bad. Did you clean it up?
Oh, believe me it did. It's still sitting there from a few weeks ago because I don't have the courage to pick it up. I'm waiting for her to clean her mess up herself.
LOL it's been on the carpet for a few weeks??? Clean it up already. She won't do it
Had a great weekend!
Had a great weekend out on the lake!
That's really swell! What lake did you go to?
Had a great weekend! Had a great weekend out on the lake!
That's really swell! What lake did you go to?
It's called sportsmans lake near where I live. It was a really nice relaxing weekend!
Had a great weekend! Had a great weekend out on the lake! That's really swell! What lake did you go to?
It's called sportsmans lake near where I live. It was a really nice relaxing weekend!
I am happy that you had a great weekend. I should really check it out myself sometime.
Had a great weekend! Had a great weekend out on the lake! That's really swell! What lake did you go to? It's called sportsmans lake near where I live. It was a really nice relaxing weekend!
I am happy that you had a great weekend. I should really check it out myself sometime.
Yeah you should go there! Or any lake/camping area near where you live. You would have a great time too!
I'm going to building a gaming pc. This is my first time.
I'm going to building a gaming pc. This is my first time
Wow. It can be difficult to put together but finding the parts is a lot of fun.
I'm going to building a gaming pc. This is my first time. I'm going to building a gaming pc. This is my first time
Wow. It can be difficult to put together but finding the parts is a lot of fun.
I've got a friend who's gonna help me out. Hopefully, I don't give her too much trouble teaching me.
I'm going to building a gaming pc. This is my first time. I'm going to building a gaming pc. This is my first time Wow. It can be difficult to put together but finding the parts is a lot of fun.
I've got a friend who's gonna help me out. Hopefully, I don't give her too much trouble teaching me.
I think if you show that you put in some effort yourself first she won't mind.
I once kept a deathnote book in which I wrote down how my friends died from the anime deathnote. When my parents found it, they thought I was a sociopath.
I once kept a notebook in which I wrote down how my friends would die.
Wow. You were either very imaginative or upset.
I once kept a deathnote book in which I wrote down how my friends died from the anime deathnote. When my parents found it, they thought I was a sociopath. I once kept a notebook in which I wrote down how my friends would die.
Wow. You were either very imaginative or upset.
Actually, it's a concept from the anime "deathnote". Anyway, I was only 12 and copying a TV show, but my parents found it and thought I was troubled!
I once kept a deathnote book in which I wrote down how my friends died from the anime deathnote. When my parents found it, they thought I was a sociopath. I once kept a notebook in which I wrote down how my friends would die. Wow. You were either very imaginative or upset.
Actually, it's a concept from the anime "deathnote". Anyway, I was only 12 and copying a TV show, but my parents found it and thought I was troubled!
Thought that reminded me of Death Note, but I think L only focused on criminals.
I lied to my friend about hanging out without her. I feel bad
I lied to my friend today
That's kinda bad. What did you lie about?
I lied to my friend about hanging out without her. I feel bad I lied to my friend today
That's kinda bad. What did you lie about?
I know its bad, but I went out eith some new friends who probably wouldn't get her like I do
I lied to my friend about hanging out without her. I feel bad I lied to my friend today That's kinda bad. What did you lie about?
I know its bad, but I went out eith some new friends who probably wouldn't get her like I do
Well, I suppose it is justified as long as you don't do it all the time.
I lied to my friend about hanging out without her. I feel bad I lied to my friend today That's kinda bad. What did you lie about? I know its bad_comma_ but I went out eith some new friends who probably wouldn't get her like I do
Well, I suppose it is justified as long as you don't do it all the time.
I don't want to be friend with them either so I guess its okay.
My co-worker returned the 20 bucks that I dropped in the hall. I was so thankful.
My co-worker returned 20 bucks to me the other day after I lost it.
Thats good. Where did they find it?
My co-worker returned the 20 bucks that I dropped in the hall. I was so thankful. My co-worker returned 20 bucks to me the other day after I lost it.
Thats good. Where did they find it?
He found it a couple of feet from my cubicle. I am so glad since I need it to buy doritos and mountain dew.
My co-worker returned the 20 bucks that I dropped in the hall. I was so thankful. My co-worker returned 20 bucks to me the other day after I lost it. Thats good. Where did they find it?
He found it a couple of feet from my cubicle. I am so glad since I need it to buy doritos and mountain dew.
Is that how much doritos and a mountain dew costs there. geez
I have a co-worker who frequently asks for help. He is very incompetent and i do not understand how he was hired
There is a co-worker who frequently asks me to help him with his tasks. He is very incompetent and i can't understand how he was hired
thats the same thing happening at my job , super lazy worker just walks around and hides in the restroom its annoying
I have a co-worker who frequently asks for help. He is very incompetent and i do not understand how he was hired There is a co-worker who frequently asks me to help him with his tasks. He is very incompetent and i can't understand how he was hired
thats the same thing happening at my job , super lazy worker just walks around and hides in the restroom its annoying
I think all the blame lies on supervisors who hire such incompetent people who only hinder the work performance and pace
I have a co-worker who frequently asks for help. He is very incompetent and i do not understand how he was hired There is a co-worker who frequently asks me to help him with his tasks. He is very incompetent and i can't understand how he was hired thats the same thing happening at my job _comma_ super lazy worker just walks around and hides in the restroom its annoying
I think all the blame lies on supervisors who hire such incompetent people who only hinder the work performance and pace
yes it does, i wish people like that would just get fired
i was furious when my sister tore all my comics
i used to collect spawn comics , one time i got home and saw all my comics torn up , it was so mad
That is horrible. Did you find out who did it?
i was furious when my sister tore all my comics i used to collect spawn comics _comma_ one time i got home and saw all my comics torn up _comma_ it was so mad
That is horrible. Did you find out who did it?
yes my baby sister , she was like 3 years old
i was furious when my sister tore all my comics i used to collect spawn comics _comma_ one time i got home and saw all my comics torn up _comma_ it was so mad That is horrible. Did you find out who did it?
yes my baby sister , she was like 3 years old
I think you should have put them in a difficult to reach for babies place
I went to the post office earlier and it was closed. I was so mad I didn't get there earlier.
I went to the post office earlier and it was closed.
Oh no, did you go on time?
I went to the post office earlier and it was closed. I was so mad I didn't get there earlier. I went to the post office earlier and it was closed.
Oh no, did you go on time?
I was so mad I didn't get there earlier.
I went to the post office earlier and it was closed. I was so mad I didn't get there earlier. I went to the post office earlier and it was closed. Oh no_comma_ did you go on time?
I was so mad I didn't get there earlier.
Just leave it. Try to be punctual here after.
I planted a plant in my garden a week before. Today morning the roses blossom in the plant. I get happy to see it.
One pleasant morning I saw the new roses blossom in my garden.
I love flowers, that's great!
I planted a plant in my garden a week before. Today morning the roses blossom in the plant. I get happy to see it. One pleasant morning I saw the new roses blossom in my garden.
I love flowers, that's great!
yeah, I just planted that plant a week before!
I planted a plant in my garden a week before. Today morning the roses blossom in the plant. I get happy to see it. One pleasant morning I saw the new roses blossom in my garden. I love flowers_comma_ that's great!
yeah, I just planted that plant a week before!
Wow, that is some fast growth.
I am literally watching old episodes of game of thrones right now. I can't wait until the final season
I am watching old episodes of game of thrones right now
i have heard good things about that show. are you a fan?
I am literally watching old episodes of game of thrones right now. I can't wait until the final season I am watching old episodes of game of thrones right now
i have heard good things about that show. are you a fan?
I am the biggest fan. I can't wait til the last season. This ummer was so boring
I am literally watching old episodes of game of thrones right now. I can't wait until the final season I am watching old episodes of game of thrones right now i have heard good things about that show. are you a fan?
I am the biggest fan. I can't wait til the last season. This ummer was so boring
is it going to be the last season? that's too bad.
I am literally watching old episodes of game of thrones right now. I can't wait until the final season I am watching old episodes of game of thrones right now i have heard good things about that show. are you a fan? I am the biggest fan. I can't wait til the last season. This ummer was so boring
is it going to be the last season? that's too bad.
I know. But its going to be good
Smelling the pollen in the summer air makes me think back to my first kiss. Fills me with so much energy.
Smelling the pollen in the summer air brings me back to when I got my first kiss.
That sounds very nostalgic.
Smelling the pollen in the summer air makes me think back to my first kiss. Fills me with so much energy. Smelling the pollen in the summer air brings me back to when I got my first kiss.
That sounds very nostalgic.
It is! Brings me back to the good ole days when love was sweet and tender.
Smelling the pollen in the summer air makes me think back to my first kiss. Fills me with so much energy. Smelling the pollen in the summer air brings me back to when I got my first kiss. That sounds very nostalgic.
It is! Brings me back to the good ole days when love was sweet and tender.
Love was so innocent back then.
A group of pigeons was stalking me the other day. I was terrified of it.
A group of pigeons was stalking me the other day.
Oh geez, that is certainly cause for alarm. Did you summon the stoop kid?
A group of pigeons was stalking me the other day. I was terrified of it. A group of pigeons was stalking me the other day.
Oh geez, that is certainly cause for alarm. Did you summon the stoop kid?
We don't have one, I was so terrified.
A group of pigeons was stalking me the other day. I was terrified of it. A group of pigeons was stalking me the other day. Oh geez_comma_ that is certainly cause for alarm. Did you summon the stoop kid?
We don't have one, I was so terrified.
Ah, there is your problem right there. 99.9% of the time a stoop kid will chase away nasty pigeons, no problem.
I studied a long time for the SATs because I needed to make sure I got at least a 2000 to ensure that I would get national merit finalist. I studied so much that the test felt very familiar when I went in to take itl.
Once I studied a lot for the SAT because I needed to make sure I got at least a 2000.
I never took the ACT
I studied a long time for the SATs because I needed to make sure I got at least a 2000 to ensure that I would get national merit finalist. I studied so much that the test felt very familiar when I went in to take itl. Once I studied a lot for the SAT because I needed to make sure I got at least a 2000.
I never took the ACT
I studied so much to take it and do well to ensure that I would get a scholarship. By the time I took it, it felt very familiar.
I studied a long time for the SATs because I needed to make sure I got at least a 2000 to ensure that I would get national merit finalist. I studied so much that the test felt very familiar when I went in to take itl. Once I studied a lot for the SAT because I needed to make sure I got at least a 2000. I never took the ACT
I studied so much to take it and do well to ensure that I would get a scholarship. By the time I took it, it felt very familiar.
I meant SAT. I took the ACT. how did you do in the end?
I studied a long time for the SATs because I needed to make sure I got at least a 2000 to ensure that I would get national merit finalist. I studied so much that the test felt very familiar when I went in to take itl. Once I studied a lot for the SAT because I needed to make sure I got at least a 2000. I never took the ACT I studied so much to take it and do well to ensure that I would get a scholarship. By the time I took it_comma_ it felt very familiar.
I meant SAT. I took the ACT. how did you do in the end?
In the end I got a 2100 and got that scholarship. But I dropped out of that university anyway!
I studied a long time for the SATs because I needed to make sure I got at least a 2000 to ensure that I would get national merit finalist. I studied so much that the test felt very familiar when I went in to take itl. Once I studied a lot for the SAT because I needed to make sure I got at least a 2000. I never took the ACT I studied so much to take it and do well to ensure that I would get a scholarship. By the time I took it_comma_ it felt very familiar. I meant SAT. I took the ACT. how did you do in the end?
In the end I got a 2100 and got that scholarship. But I dropped out of that university anyway!
Is that not funny? I think its hilarious
I am so happy my cousin and i reconnected. we are back to being besties
Me and my cousin just reconnected
Interesting. What lead to that?
I am so happy my cousin and i reconnected. we are back to being besties Me and my cousin just reconnected
Interesting. What lead to that?
Well she moved away to college and didnt come back after graduating.
I am so happy my cousin and i reconnected. we are back to being besties Me and my cousin just reconnected Interesting. What lead to that?
Well she moved away to college and didnt come back after graduating.
Were you guys close when you were younger?
I am so happy my cousin and i reconnected. we are back to being besties Me and my cousin just reconnected Interesting. What lead to that? Well she moved away to college and didnt come back after graduating.
Were you guys close when you were younger?
Yes. very. we are the closest in age. We see each other when she comes to town but we had a 6 hour conversation on the phone today and it was like the old days
I am so happy my cousin and i reconnected. we are back to being besties Me and my cousin just reconnected Interesting. What lead to that? Well she moved away to college and didnt come back after graduating. Were you guys close when you were younger?
Yes. very. we are the closest in age. We see each other when she comes to town but we had a 6 hour conversation on the phone today and it was like the old days
Man it's so much fun to just have a good conversation with people.
I am so happy my cousin and i reconnected. we are back to being besties Me and my cousin just reconnected Interesting. What lead to that? Well she moved away to college and didnt come back after graduating. Were you guys close when you were younger? Yes. very. we are the closest in age. We see each other when she comes to town but we had a 6 hour conversation on the phone today and it was like the old days
Man it's so much fun to just have a good conversation with people.
IT is. especially with family
I told my kids to clean while I was gone and the house looked worse than before I left
I am so upset with my children
That's no good. Why are you upset with them?
I told my kids to clean while I was gone and the house looked worse than before I left I am so upset with my children
That's no good. Why are you upset with them?
They were supposed to clean while I was gone today and I came home to a big mess
I told my kids to clean while I was gone and the house looked worse than before I left I am so upset with my children That's no good. Why are you upset with them?
They were supposed to clean while I was gone today and I came home to a big mess
I would be equally as angry. I think I would've put them up for adoption.
I told my kids to clean while I was gone and the house looked worse than before I left I am so upset with my children That's no good. Why are you upset with them? They were supposed to clean while I was gone today and I came home to a big mess
I would be equally as angry. I think I would've put them up for adoption.
I think I will do that tomorrow
Took the trash out the other day and the bag burst open. Never felt so disgusted in my life.
I took out the trash today and the bag burst all over me. I knew I shouldn't have kept 50 pounds of ramen sitting in the fridge for 2 months.
Why put ramen in the fridge?
Took the trash out the other day and the bag burst open. Never felt so disgusted in my life. I took out the trash today and the bag burst all over me. I knew I shouldn't have kept 50 pounds of ramen sitting in the fridge for 2 months.
Why put ramen in the fridge?
I am a poor college student and needed to eat the leftovers. Thought it would stay good for all eternity. Guess it doesn't when it's cooked.
Took the trash out the other day and the bag burst open. Never felt so disgusted in my life. I took out the trash today and the bag burst all over me. I knew I shouldn't have kept 50 pounds of ramen sitting in the fridge for 2 months. Why put ramen in the fridge?
I am a poor college student and needed to eat the leftovers. Thought it would stay good for all eternity. Guess it doesn't when it's cooked.
How are you doing in college? because that is ridiculous lol
Two more days and my baby starts pre k.
Two more days and it is on!
Awwww yeah! ...what exactly is on?
Two more days and my baby starts pre k. Two more days and it is on!
Awwww yeah! ...what exactly is on?
Kid is in school. Pre-K. I wish I could have a day party lol
Two more days and my baby starts pre k. Two more days and it is on! Awwww yeah! ...what exactly is on?
Kid is in school. Pre-K. I wish I could have a day party lol
Yeah! Come on over here and we'll throw a regular ole pizza party!
Two more days and my baby starts pre k. Two more days and it is on! Awwww yeah! ...what exactly is on? Kid is in school. Pre-K. I wish I could have a day party lol
Yeah! Come on over here and we'll throw a regular ole pizza party!
no black olices and I am so there
I ate 50 pounds of ramen the other day. I felt so bad for all the other starving college students.
I ate 50 pounds of ramen the other day. Never felt so bad for all the college kids that gazed on in envy and horror.
Can they not afford ramen?
I ate 50 pounds of ramen the other day. I felt so bad for all the other starving college students. I ate 50 pounds of ramen the other day. Never felt so bad for all the college kids that gazed on in envy and horror.
Can they not afford ramen?
Nope! Well, I suppose they can, but not as much as I. I am the Ramen King and impose a stiff ramen tax for every ramen meal consumed by all poor college students.
I ate 50 pounds of ramen the other day. I felt so bad for all the other starving college students. I ate 50 pounds of ramen the other day. Never felt so bad for all the college kids that gazed on in envy and horror. Can they not afford ramen?
Nope! Well, I suppose they can, but not as much as I. I am the Ramen King and impose a stiff ramen tax for every ramen meal consumed by all poor college students.
I'd vote you class president!
I love corn dogs but today I was given one with a por hot dog in it
I love cron dogs
corn dogs are yummy. where do you get yours from?
I love corn dogs but today I was given one with a por hot dog in it I love cron dogs
corn dogs are yummy. where do you get yours from?
I didnt buy the one I had today. IT was pork and I could tell. It was terrible
I love corn dogs but today I was given one with a por hot dog in it I love cron dogs corn dogs are yummy. where do you get yours from?
I didnt buy the one I had today. IT was pork and I could tell. It was terrible
ew. that sounds bad. but if it was free, i guess that's a good thing.
I love corn dogs but today I was given one with a por hot dog in it I love cron dogs corn dogs are yummy. where do you get yours from? I didnt buy the one I had today. IT was pork and I could tell. It was terrible
ew. that sounds bad. but if it was free, i guess that's a good thing.
Pork hot dogs are the worst. I gave it to my daughter. She didnt care lol
When I was alone in my home, someone knocked the door forcefully. I just started to feel panicky and breathless.
I started to feel panicky and breathless.
That's no good. Why did you feel like that?
When I was alone in my home, someone knocked the door forcefully. I just started to feel panicky and breathless. I started to feel panicky and breathless.
That's no good. Why did you feel like that?
Some knocked the door forcefully. I was alone at that time.
When I was alone in my home, someone knocked the door forcefully. I just started to feel panicky and breathless. I started to feel panicky and breathless. That's no good. Why did you feel like that?
Some knocked the door forcefully. I was alone at that time.
Oh no. Who was at the door? Was it a mime?
My kids wouldn't clean up their room yesterday. I was quite displeased with them.
My kids wouldn't clean their room yesterday. I was quite displeased.
Oh no, I hope you pardon them.
My kids wouldn't clean up their room yesterday. I was quite displeased with them. My kids wouldn't clean their room yesterday. I was quite displeased.
Oh no, I hope you pardon them.
I shan't! I will put them up for adoption on the morrow!
My kids wouldn't clean up their room yesterday. I was quite displeased with them. My kids wouldn't clean their room yesterday. I was quite displeased. Oh no_comma_ I hope you pardon them.
I shan't! I will put them up for adoption on the morrow!
This is too much of punishment for kids.
I once saw the music sheet of the best clarinet player in our band. There were markers all over it and it showed how much she practiced.
I once saw the music sheet of the best clarinet player in my high-school band.
Oh that really cool.. I bet it was really complicated, huh?
I once saw the music sheet of the best clarinet player in our band. There were markers all over it and it showed how much she practiced. I once saw the music sheet of the best clarinet player in my high-school band.
Oh that really cool.. I bet it was really complicated, huh?
Exactly. There were marks all over it and it showed how much she practiced.
I once saw the music sheet of the best clarinet player in our band. There were markers all over it and it showed how much she practiced. I once saw the music sheet of the best clarinet player in my high-school band. Oh that really cool.. I bet it was really complicated_comma_ huh?
Exactly. There were marks all over it and it showed how much she practiced.
It is always awesome to see a genius at work. a glimpse into their passion
I fell into a puddle while I was walking yesterday. I was so mad at myself.
I fell into a puddle while I was walking yesterday.
Oh no.. I hope you was not hurt
I fell into a puddle while I was walking yesterday. I was so mad at myself. I fell into a puddle while I was walking yesterday.
Oh no.. I hope you was not hurt
I wasn't but I was so mad at myself.
I fell into a puddle while I was walking yesterday. I was so mad at myself. I fell into a puddle while I was walking yesterday. Oh no.. I hope you was not hurt
I wasn't but I was so mad at myself.
I can understand that. Dont feel bad, it happens to the best of us buddy :)
A guy crashed into my parked car yesterday
A guy crashed into my parked car yesterday and destroyed it
Oh no! did you file a police report?
A guy crashed into my parked car yesterday A guy crashed into my parked car yesterday and destroyed it
Oh no! did you file a police report?
yea it was a whole ordeal it sucked
A guy crashed into my parked car yesterday A guy crashed into my parked car yesterday and destroyed it Oh no! did you file a police report?
yea it was a whole ordeal it sucked
is your insurance going to take care of it?
A guy crashed into my parked car yesterday A guy crashed into my parked car yesterday and destroyed it Oh no! did you file a police report? yea it was a whole ordeal it sucked
is your insurance going to take care of it?
i think most of it
I have been watching a new show. I am afraid to watch the new episode
I have been watch a new show. It is so scary
Oh yeah? I've been looking for a new show to watch. Which one is it?
I have been watching a new show. I am afraid to watch the new episode I have been watch a new show. It is so scary
Oh yeah? I've been looking for a new show to watch. Which one is it?
Its called castle rock. Im too afraid to watch the next episode. It a Stephen King show
I have been watching a new show. I am afraid to watch the new episode I have been watch a new show. It is so scary Oh yeah? I've been looking for a new show to watch. Which one is it?
Its called castle rock. Im too afraid to watch the next episode. It a Stephen King show
Dang! I should start watching it. I love Stephen King.
I have been watching a new show. I am afraid to watch the new episode I have been watch a new show. It is so scary Oh yeah? I've been looking for a new show to watch. Which one is it? Its called castle rock. Im too afraid to watch the next episode. It a Stephen King show
Dang! I should start watching it. I love Stephen King.
I dont think I can make it to episode 5. Good luck
I stole 100 dollars from an elderly woman. Felt so bad.
I stole 100 bucks from an elderly woman yesterday.
Shame on you! What did you buy?
I stole 100 dollars from an elderly woman. Felt so bad. I stole 100 bucks from an elderly woman yesterday.
Shame on you! What did you buy?
I bought 100 cheeseburgers from McDonald's. I shall eat like a king for the rest of my life!
I stole 100 dollars from an elderly woman. Felt so bad. I stole 100 bucks from an elderly woman yesterday. Shame on you! What did you buy?
I bought 100 cheeseburgers from McDonald's. I shall eat like a king for the rest of my life!
You should have bought ramen lol
I cant belive my friend is getting married. He fiance is terrible
My friend is getting married
That's great! Are you going to be in the wedding?
I cant belive my friend is getting married. He fiance is terrible My friend is getting married
That's great! Are you going to be in the wedding?
Her fiance is terrible. I dont know if i will
I cant belive my friend is getting married. He fiance is terrible My friend is getting married That's great! Are you going to be in the wedding?
Her fiance is terrible. I dont know if i will
That's too bad. When is the wedding?
I cant belive my friend is getting married. He fiance is terrible My friend is getting married That's great! Are you going to be in the wedding? Her fiance is terrible. I dont know if i will
That's too bad. When is the wedding?
They just got engaged last week. no plans yet
I am going to Hershey Park tomorrow. I am so stoked!
I am going to Hershey Park tomorrow. I am so hyped!
is that a baseball stadium?
I am going to Hershey Park tomorrow. I am so stoked! I am going to Hershey Park tomorrow. I am so hyped!
is that a baseball stadium?
Nope! It's an amusement park in Pennsylvania.
I am going to Hershey Park tomorrow. I am so stoked! I am going to Hershey Park tomorrow. I am so hyped! is that a baseball stadium?
Nope! It's an amusement park in Pennsylvania.
Oh, Well have fun