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i felt disappointed when my favorite restraunt was closed i was sad i couldnte eat my favorite dish	That's too bad. What's Your favorite dish?	cheese enchiladas
i felt disappointed when my favorite restraunt was closed i was sad i couldnte eat my favorite dish That's too bad. What's Your favorite dish?	cheese enchiladas	Those are really good. I am more of a burrito man myself.
My friends gave me a nice impromptu birthday celebration last week. They took me to my favorite restaurant and gave me gifts.	I got a nice shock the other day when my friends took me out to celebrate my birthday. I wasn't expecting for them to remember.	thats amazing! where did they take you?
My friends gave me a nice impromptu birthday celebration last week. They took me to my favorite restaurant and gave me gifts. I got a nice shock the other day when my friends took me out to celebrate my birthday. I wasn't expecting for them to remember.	thats amazing! where did they take you?	To my favorite Greek restaurant. They also gave me some nice gifts. I have the best friends!
My friends gave me a nice impromptu birthday celebration last week. They took me to my favorite restaurant and gave me gifts. I got a nice shock the other day when my friends took me out to celebrate my birthday. I wasn't expecting for them to remember. thats amazing! where did they take you?	To my favorite Greek restaurant. They also gave me some nice gifts. I have the best friends!	you are very lucky, is greek your favorite food?
My feeling when ky favorite aunt picked me up from school	I couldn't believe my eyes when my favorite aunt pulled up to get me from school.	That is awesome. Did you get to do anything fun with her?
My feeling when ky favorite aunt picked me up from school I couldn't believe my eyes when my favorite aunt pulled up to get me from school.	That is awesome. Did you get to do anything fun with her?	yes we went to go see the first harry potter movie ever
My feeling when ky favorite aunt picked me up from school I couldn't believe my eyes when my favorite aunt pulled up to get me from school. That is awesome. Did you get to do anything fun with her?	yes we went to go see the first harry potter movie ever	Cool I like Harry Potter. You have a really nice aunt!
I just lost 10 pounds. I feel a million bucks after buying some new clothes.	I've been exercising for months and I lost 10 pounds. I feel great!	Congratulations! Any plans to lose more?
I just lost 10 pounds. I feel a million bucks after buying some new clothes. I've been exercising for months and I lost 10 pounds. I feel great!	Congratulations! Any plans to lose more?	Yes I think so! I just bought some new clothes and I feel like a million bucks.
I just lost 10 pounds. I feel a million bucks after buying some new clothes. I've been exercising for months and I lost 10 pounds. I feel great! Congratulations! Any plans to lose more?	Yes I think so! I just bought some new clothes and I feel like a million bucks.	that's great. were you losing for a special occasion or just to feel better?
I was devastated my pet gerbil died recently. I loved him so much. I don't know what I will do without him.	I was devastated when my pet gerbil Gary passed away recently. I loved Gary so much!	Oh.. i am so sorry to hear that my friend.. I understand your feelings. Have you thought about getting a new pet?
I was devastated my pet gerbil died recently. I loved him so much. I don't know what I will do without him. I was devastated when my pet gerbil Gary passed away recently. I loved Gary so much!	Oh.. i am so sorry to hear that my friend.. I understand your feelings. Have you thought about getting a new pet?	Well I want to but I am afraid I will still miss Gary. We had such a great time together.
I was devastated my pet gerbil died recently. I loved him so much. I don't know what I will do without him. I was devastated when my pet gerbil Gary passed away recently. I loved Gary so much! Oh.. i am so sorry to hear that my friend.. I understand your feelings. Have you thought about getting a new pet?	Well I want to but I am afraid I will still miss Gary. We had such a great time together.	I feel you.. When my pet dunken passed away, i got a new dog, named him dunken and restarted our relationship from there
My coworker went into labor, and we somehow all brought a baby into the world	My coworker went into labor, and we somehow all brought a baby into the world	That's awesome! And crazy... And scary... and awesome all at once! You must kinda feel accomplished though, huh? Good to hear that everyone is happy and healthy. Kind of weird how you all will have that special, unique bond for the rest of your lives, now.
My coworker went into labor, and we somehow all brought a baby into the world My coworker went into labor_comma_ and we somehow all brought a baby into the world	That's awesome! And crazy... And scary... and awesome all at once! You must kinda feel accomplished though, huh? Good to hear that everyone is happy and healthy. Kind of weird how you all will have that special, unique bond for the rest of your lives, now.	Yea. It was overwhelming but in a good way. And yea, guess we will all carry this special bond for the rest of their lives now.
My coworker went into labor, and we somehow all brought a baby into the world My coworker went into labor_comma_ and we somehow all brought a baby into the world That's awesome! And crazy... And scary... and awesome all at once! You must kinda feel accomplished though_comma_ huh? Good to hear that everyone is happy and healthy. Kind of weird how you all will have that special_comma_ unique bond for the rest of your lives_comma_ now.	Yea. It was overwhelming but in a good way. And yea, guess we will all carry this special bond for the rest of their lives now.	It's funny, you guys walked into work that day and thought it'd be another usual, boring day. You clocked out maybe with some blood on your shirt, smelling like newborn. Awesome.
I booked an AirBnB for our vacation this week. We just got here, and they forgot to mention a little detail about having a cat. My spouse and I are both very allergic to cats... We can't stay here now! And yet we're getting charged for cancelling, and we have to find a new hotel.	I booked an AirBnB for our vacation this week. We just got here, and they forgot to mention a little detail about having a cat. My spouse and I are both very allergic to cats... We can't stay here now! And yet we're getting charged for cancelling, and we have to find a new hotel.	Wow. I definitely would take it up wiht your credit card.
I booked an AirBnB for our vacation this week. We just got here, and they forgot to mention a little detail about having a cat. My spouse and I are both very allergic to cats... We can't stay here now! And yet we're getting charged for cancelling, and we have to find a new hotel. I booked an AirBnB for our vacation this week. We just got here_comma_ and they forgot to mention a little detail about having a cat. My spouse and I are both very allergic to cats... We can't stay here now! And yet we're getting charged for cancelling_comma_ and we have to find a new hotel.	Wow. I definitely would take it up wiht your credit card.	Yeah, something like that. Really not looking forward to dealing with that while I'm vacation, but I have to get it done sooner rather than later. They didn't even seem that remorseful about it, either. Like it was more our problem. How are cat allergies a surprise thing to people who are trying to be in the hospitality industry? Dumb
I booked an AirBnB for our vacation this week. We just got here, and they forgot to mention a little detail about having a cat. My spouse and I are both very allergic to cats... We can't stay here now! And yet we're getting charged for cancelling, and we have to find a new hotel. I booked an AirBnB for our vacation this week. We just got here_comma_ and they forgot to mention a little detail about having a cat. My spouse and I are both very allergic to cats... We can't stay here now! And yet we're getting charged for cancelling_comma_ and we have to find a new hotel. Wow. I definitely would take it up wiht your credit card.	Yeah, something like that. Really not looking forward to dealing with that while I'm vacation, but I have to get it done sooner rather than later. They didn't even seem that remorseful about it, either. Like it was more our problem. How are cat allergies a surprise thing to people who are trying to be in the hospitality industry? Dumb	They really should be more considerate. allergies are a serious medical concern.
I was chatting with this girl who I thought liked me, but she thought she was testing my friend.	I was chatting with this girl who I thought liked me, but she thought she was texting my friend.	What happened? Did you ask her to go out on a date?
I was chatting with this girl who I thought liked me, but she thought she was testing my friend. I was chatting with this girl who I thought liked me_comma_ but she thought she was texting my friend.	What happened? Did you ask her to go out on a date?	Nah. When she said my friend's name, I told her she was texting the wrong person.
I was chatting with this girl who I thought liked me, but she thought she was testing my friend. I was chatting with this girl who I thought liked me_comma_ but she thought she was texting my friend. What happened? Did you ask her to go out on a date?	Nah. When she said my friend's name, I told her she was texting the wrong person.	Yeah, that happens all the time with me. Well, actually, it doesn't, since I can't text because I wear Hulk Hands all the time. I just smash things.
My dog pooped on my head yesterday. Never felt so disgusted.	My dog pooped all over my head yesterday. Smelled kinda gross and I was quite disgusted.	Wow. Why did he do that?
My dog pooped on my head yesterday. Never felt so disgusted. My dog pooped all over my head yesterday. Smelled kinda gross and I was quite disgusted.	Wow. Why did he do that?	I have no idea. Maybe he was irked about the food I put out for him the other day.
My dog pooped on my head yesterday. Never felt so disgusted. My dog pooped all over my head yesterday. Smelled kinda gross and I was quite disgusted. Wow. Why did he do that?	I have no idea. Maybe he was irked about the food I put out for him the other day.	If he wasn't happy with the food, there arebetter ways to tell you.
My emu ran away last night. I was quite saddened.	My emu ran away last night. I was quite distraught.	Not sure what an emu is. I hope you find him/her!
My emu ran away last night. I was quite saddened. My emu ran away last night. I was quite distraught.	Not sure what an emu is. I hope you find him/her!	Me too! She was such a darling bird. I'm not sure why she would run away so swiftly.
My emu ran away last night. I was quite saddened. My emu ran away last night. I was quite distraught. Not sure what an emu is. I hope you find him/her!	Me too! She was such a darling bird. I'm not sure why she would run away so swiftly.	Maybe she just wanted to go play. I hope she comes back.
My spilled soda on my laptop. After a day of not using my laptop, thank god it turned back on.	My spilled soda on my laptop. After a day of not using my laptop, thank god it turned back on.	That really sucks. That would have been an instance to cry over SPILLED milk indeed!
My spilled soda on my laptop. After a day of not using my laptop, thank god it turned back on. My spilled soda on my laptop. After a day of not using my laptop_comma_ thank god it turned back on.	That really sucks. That would have been an instance to cry over SPILLED milk indeed!	I was really stressed out, because I had information with a lot of money on it.
My spilled soda on my laptop. After a day of not using my laptop, thank god it turned back on. My spilled soda on my laptop. After a day of not using my laptop_comma_ thank god it turned back on. That really sucks. That would have been an instance to cry over SPILLED milk indeed!	I was really stressed out, because I had information with a lot of money on it.	Never thought about that. Thank god you recovered it!
My son spoke his first word yesterday. I was so proud.	My son spoke his first word yesterday.	that is awesom!!!
My son spoke his first word yesterday. I was so proud. My son spoke his first word yesterday.	that is awesom!!!	I know! I was so hyped! He said "fart"!
My son spoke his first word yesterday. I was so proud. My son spoke his first word yesterday. that is awesom!!!	I know! I was so hyped! He said "fart"!	hahaah...thats too cute
i saw a kid crying at the store that he wanted something, so i got it for him	i saw a sad kid at the store and bought him a candy to cheer him up	Aw, that's so sweet of you. Did it work?
i saw a kid crying at the store that he wanted something, so i got it for him i saw a sad kid at the store and bought him a candy to cheer him up	Aw, that's so sweet of you. Did it work?	yes it did...made his day
i saw a kid crying at the store that he wanted something, so i got it for him i saw a sad kid at the store and bought him a candy to cheer him up Aw_comma_ that's so sweet of you. Did it work?	yes it did...made his day	That's really nice. The world needs more people like you.
My friends didn't show up for bowling last night. I was quite peeved.	My friends didn't show up for bowling last night.	damn dog , thats disappointing to here
My friends didn't show up for bowling last night. I was quite peeved. My friends didn't show up for bowling last night.	damn dog , thats disappointing to here	Well, wasn't really the dog's fault. It was my friends' fault that they didn't show up.
My friends didn't show up for bowling last night. I was quite peeved. My friends didn't show up for bowling last night. damn dog _comma_ thats disappointing to here	Well, wasn't really the dog's fault. It was my friends' fault that they didn't show up.	i would be really angry
there was a lot of work to be done and i felt confident i could finish	i went to work the other day, and saw a mountain of pallets i had to open but i was confident i could finish	Sounds impressive. Did you finish all of them?
there was a lot of work to be done and i felt confident i could finish i went to work the other day_comma_ and saw a mountain of pallets i had to open but i was confident i could finish	Sounds impressive. Did you finish all of them?	i finished everything , my managers were very impressed
there was a lot of work to be done and i felt confident i could finish i went to work the other day_comma_ and saw a mountain of pallets i had to open but i was confident i could finish Sounds impressive. Did you finish all of them?	i finished everything , my managers were very impressed	That's really good! Did they give you a raise?
every yime i get food, my wife insists we share.	i just opened my whataburger bag when my wife reached for my fries	Nice! How is your business doing nowadays?
every yime i get food, my wife insists we share. i just opened my whataburger bag when my wife reached for my fries	Nice! How is your business doing nowadays?	its great, but i cant believe she eats after me every time.
every yime i get food, my wife insists we share. i just opened my whataburger bag when my wife reached for my fries Nice! How is your business doing nowadays?	its great, but i cant believe she eats after me every time.	That's really great. I am proud of your success.
I ate 10 cheeseburgers last night. I felt kinda bad.	I ate 10 Big Macs the other day. Felt so bad thinking about all those starving children in Africa.	oh my lord! only ten?
I ate 10 cheeseburgers last night. I felt kinda bad. I ate 10 Big Macs the other day. Felt so bad thinking about all those starving children in Africa.	oh my lord! only ten?	Only ten! Next I will try to gobble up 20. I think I can do it after today.
I ate 10 cheeseburgers last night. I felt kinda bad. I ate 10 Big Macs the other day. Felt so bad thinking about all those starving children in Africa. oh my lord! only ten?	Only ten! Next I will try to gobble up 20. I think I can do it after today.	I think you can do it! I mean is there really a limit to the amount of bigmacs one can eat?
I arrived in San Diego yesterday and got to read a book under a palm tree. It felt really nice.	I arrived in San Diego yesterday. Felt so nice relaxing under a palm tree.	Oh that sounds wonderful! Are you going to visit the zoo?
I arrived in San Diego yesterday and got to read a book under a palm tree. It felt really nice. I arrived in San Diego yesterday. Felt so nice relaxing under a palm tree.	Oh that sounds wonderful! Are you going to visit the zoo?	I am! I love seeing animals.
I arrived in San Diego yesterday and got to read a book under a palm tree. It felt really nice. I arrived in San Diego yesterday. Felt so nice relaxing under a palm tree. Oh that sounds wonderful! Are you going to visit the zoo?	I am! I love seeing animals.	I here they have one of the best zoos in the us.
I suffered from such terrible acne when I was younger that thankfully, I rarely ever have when I started college.	I suffered from such terrible acne when I was younger that thankfully, I rarely ever have when I started college.	That's really bad, but really good that your faced didn't turn out scarred for life.
I suffered from such terrible acne when I was younger that thankfully, I rarely ever have when I started college. I suffered from such terrible acne when I was younger that thankfully_comma_ I rarely ever have when I started college.	That's really bad, but really good that your faced didn't turn out scarred for life.	Well, I have some scars but at least I don't have acne anymore.
I suffered from such terrible acne when I was younger that thankfully, I rarely ever have when I started college. I suffered from such terrible acne when I was younger that thankfully_comma_ I rarely ever have when I started college. That's really bad_comma_ but really good that your faced didn't turn out scarred for life.	Well, I have some scars but at least I don't have acne anymore.	True. It is quite terrible to have acne. Mine is so bad that I can't even see.
My friends threw a huge surprise party for me the other day. I was so shocked and happy.	My friends threw me a huge surprise party the other day.	That's so nice of them. Was it your birthday?
My friends threw a huge surprise party for me the other day. I was so shocked and happy. My friends threw me a huge surprise party the other day.	That's so nice of them. Was it your birthday?	It was! I received so many nice gifts. I was so shocked and so happy.
My friends threw a huge surprise party for me the other day. I was so shocked and happy. My friends threw me a huge surprise party the other day. That's so nice of them. Was it your birthday?	It was! I received so many nice gifts. I was so shocked and so happy.	I'm glad you had such a fun time.
I got a call from the animal shelter, and they found my dog! She went missing on Friday.	I got a call from the animal shelter, and they found my dog! She went missing on Friday	awww thats good news!
I got a call from the animal shelter, and they found my dog! She went missing on Friday. I got a call from the animal shelter_comma_ and they found my dog! She went missing on Friday	awww thats good news!	Yes, it is. I'm so relieved!
I got a call from the animal shelter, and they found my dog! She went missing on Friday. I got a call from the animal shelter_comma_ and they found my dog! She went missing on Friday awww thats good news!	Yes, it is. I'm so relieved!	im sure the pupper was happy!
when i applied for a new job i was very happy	i am very confident i got this new job	That's awesome! I hope you get the good news soon.
when i applied for a new job i was very happy i am very confident i got this new job	That's awesome! I hope you get the good news soon.	i am excited to hear back!
when i applied for a new job i was very happy i am very confident i got this new job That's awesome! I hope you get the good news soon.	i am excited to hear back!	Early congratulations to ya!
Friends threw me a surprise birthday party. I was so happy and shocked.	Friends threw me a surprise party yesterday.	thats awesome , and happy birthday !!!
Friends threw me a surprise birthday party. I was so happy and shocked. Friends threw me a surprise party yesterday.	thats awesome , and happy birthday !!!	Thanks! I got so many cool gifts! I was so happy.
Friends threw me a surprise birthday party. I was so happy and shocked. Friends threw me a surprise party yesterday. thats awesome _comma_ and happy birthday !!!	Thanks! I got so many cool gifts! I was so happy.	what kind of gifts did you get ?
most people cant find a job, im just happy im working	most people around my neighborhood cant find jobs , im just really happy i already have a job	That's really good for you. What kind of job do you have?
most people cant find a job, im just happy im working most people around my neighborhood cant find jobs _comma_ im just really happy i already have a job	That's really good for you. What kind of job do you have?	stocking an art department , and carry out furniture for customers
most people cant find a job, im just happy im working most people around my neighborhood cant find jobs _comma_ im just really happy i already have a job That's really good for you. What kind of job do you have?	stocking an art department , and carry out furniture for customers	That sounds like a really neat job. Are you going to get a promotion soon?
Nephew plays football this year	My nephew starts football this year in 9th grade!	That's great! Good for him!
Nephew plays football this year My nephew starts football this year in 9th grade!	That's great! Good for him!	Yeah I'm pumped! I can't wait to go to some of his games!
Nephew plays football this year My nephew starts football this year in 9th grade! That's great! Good for him!	Yeah I'm pumped! I can't wait to go to some of his games!	That will be exciting!
Nephew plays football this year My nephew starts football this year in 9th grade! That's great! Good for him! Yeah I'm pumped! I can't wait to go to some of his games!	That will be exciting!	Sure will! I hope they win every game!
My best friend always interrupts me when I talk. It is so irritating.	My best friend always interrupts me when I talk.	lol. Maybe you should talk to them about it!
My best friend always interrupts me when I talk. It is so irritating. My best friend always interrupts me when I talk.	lol. Maybe you should talk to them about it!	I would probably get interrupted. It is so irritating!
My best friend always interrupts me when I talk. It is so irritating. My best friend always interrupts me when I talk. lol. Maybe you should talk to them about it!	I would probably get interrupted. It is so irritating!	Yeah I understand. Maybe you should pay them back by interrrupting them?
After working at my job for over 2 decades, they're closing down.	After working at my job for over 2 decades, they're closing down.	That's too bad. Do you have a new job lined up?
After working at my job for over 2 decades, they're closing down. After working at my job for over 2 decades_comma_ they're closing down.	That's too bad. Do you have a new job lined up?	Not yet. I'm just too sad.
After working at my job for over 2 decades, they're closing down. After working at my job for over 2 decades_comma_ they're closing down. That's too bad. Do you have a new job lined up?	Not yet. I'm just too sad.	I hope you find one soon. If you don't, you are more than welcome to come work in my sweatshop in Siberia.
My dog returned home after running away. I was so happy.	My dog returned home after running away today.	Oh that must be such a relief.
My dog returned home after running away. I was so happy. My dog returned home after running away today.	Oh that must be such a relief.	It was! I was so happy. I thought I would lose him forever.
My dog returned home after running away. I was so happy. My dog returned home after running away today. Oh that must be such a relief.	It was! I was so happy. I thought I would lose him forever.	Did the little guy even feel guilty for running away?
I went to the bowling all alone yesterday. It was quite a bad time.	Went to the bowling all by myself yesterday. It was quite lonely.	You cannot enjoy bowling all alone. It is a group game. Don't you have any friends to invite?
I went to the bowling all alone yesterday. It was quite a bad time. Went to the bowling all by myself yesterday. It was quite lonely.	You cannot enjoy bowling all alone. It is a group game. Don't you have any friends to invite?	Naw, my friends ditched me last night. It was a horrible night.
I went to the bowling all alone yesterday. It was quite a bad time. Went to the bowling all by myself yesterday. It was quite lonely. You cannot enjoy bowling all alone. It is a group game. Don't you have any friends to invite?	Naw, my friends ditched me last night. It was a horrible night.	What happened? Is it something because of you or him?
I have applied for a new credit card with Chase. I am hopeful that it will be approved	I am awaiting the decision for the new credit card with Chase that I have applied couple of days ago. I really need it	I have a Chase credit card. They really aren't that great, but I do hope you get approved. Why do you need it?
I have applied for a new credit card with Chase. I am hopeful that it will be approved I am awaiting the decision for the new credit card with Chase that I have applied couple of days ago. I really need it	I have a Chase credit card. They really aren't that great, but I do hope you get approved. Why do you need it?	I have some outstanding debts from other cards. I want to transfer them to this new card to get advantage of 0% APR for another 15 month
I have applied for a new credit card with Chase. I am hopeful that it will be approved I am awaiting the decision for the new credit card with Chase that I have applied couple of days ago. I really need it I have a Chase credit card. They really aren't that great_comma_ but I do hope you get approved. Why do you need it?	I have some outstanding debts from other cards. I want to transfer them to this new card to get advantage of 0% APR for another 15 month	That sounds like a smart plan. When do you find out?
I've been married to my wife for 20 years. I couldn't ask for a more happy life.	I've been married to my wife for 20 years. I couldn't ask for a more happy life.	that is such a sweet story.. congrats to both of you
I've been married to my wife for 20 years. I couldn't ask for a more happy life. I've been married to my wife for 20 years. I couldn't ask for a more happy life.	that is such a sweet story.. congrats to both of you	Thank you so much. We've seen so many people break up, and we vowed to work on our relationship.
I've been married to my wife for 20 years. I couldn't ask for a more happy life. I've been married to my wife for 20 years. I couldn't ask for a more happy life. that is such a sweet story.. congrats to both of you	Thank you so much. We've seen so many people break up, and we vowed to work on our relationship.	it is so nice to see a marriage as strong these days!
There's a new computer cafe about to open up near me. Would love to make some new gaming friends.	There's a new computer cafe about to open up near me. Would love to make some new gaming friends	That sounds awesome. I didn't know such places existed.
There's a new computer cafe about to open up near me. Would love to make some new gaming friends. There's a new computer cafe about to open up near me. Would love to make some new gaming friends	That sounds awesome. I didn't know such places existed.	Neither did I, but they're gradually opening up.
There's a new computer cafe about to open up near me. Would love to make some new gaming friends. There's a new computer cafe about to open up near me. Would love to make some new gaming friends That sounds awesome. I didn't know such places existed.	Neither did I, but they're gradually opening up.	Do they serve coffee? Like starbucks?
I had a physics test today. I studied all week and I've never felt so ready before.	I had a physics test today.	oh i see.. how did you do?
I had a physics test today. I studied all week and I've never felt so ready before. I had a physics test today.	oh i see.. how did you do?	I did really well! I studied all week and never felt so prepared in my life.
I had a physics test today. I studied all week and I've never felt so ready before. I had a physics test today. oh i see.. how did you do?	I did really well! I studied all week and never felt so prepared in my life.	way to go! as you know, hard work always pays off
My dog pooped on the carpet. I never felt so peeved in my life.	My dog crapped on the rug.	Oh no! I bet it smelled bad. Did you clean it up?

i felt disappointed when my favorite restraunt was closed i was sad i couldnte eat my favorite dish

That's too bad. What's Your favorite dish?

cheese enchiladas

i felt disappointed when my favorite restraunt was closed i was sad i couldnte eat my favorite dish That's too bad. What's Your favorite dish?

cheese enchiladas

Those are really good. I am more of a burrito man myself.

My friends gave me a nice impromptu birthday celebration last week. They took me to my favorite restaurant and gave me gifts.

I got a nice shock the other day when my friends took me out to celebrate my birthday. I wasn't expecting for them to remember.

thats amazing! where did they take you?

My friends gave me a nice impromptu birthday celebration last week. They took me to my favorite restaurant and gave me gifts. I got a nice shock the other day when my friends took me out to celebrate my birthday. I wasn't expecting for them to remember.

thats amazing! where did they take you?

To my favorite Greek restaurant. They also gave me some nice gifts. I have the best friends!

My friends gave me a nice impromptu birthday celebration last week. They took me to my favorite restaurant and gave me gifts. I got a nice shock the other day when my friends took me out to celebrate my birthday. I wasn't expecting for them to remember. thats amazing! where did they take you?

To my favorite Greek restaurant. They also gave me some nice gifts. I have the best friends!

you are very lucky, is greek your favorite food?

My feeling when ky favorite aunt picked me up from school

I couldn't believe my eyes when my favorite aunt pulled up to get me from school.

That is awesome. Did you get to do anything fun with her?

My feeling when ky favorite aunt picked me up from school I couldn't believe my eyes when my favorite aunt pulled up to get me from school.

That is awesome. Did you get to do anything fun with her?

yes we went to go see the first harry potter movie ever

My feeling when ky favorite aunt picked me up from school I couldn't believe my eyes when my favorite aunt pulled up to get me from school. That is awesome. Did you get to do anything fun with her?

yes we went to go see the first harry potter movie ever

Cool I like Harry Potter. You have a really nice aunt!

I just lost 10 pounds. I feel a million bucks after buying some new clothes.

I've been exercising for months and I lost 10 pounds. I feel great!

Congratulations! Any plans to lose more?

I just lost 10 pounds. I feel a million bucks after buying some new clothes. I've been exercising for months and I lost 10 pounds. I feel great!

Congratulations! Any plans to lose more?

Yes I think so! I just bought some new clothes and I feel like a million bucks.

I just lost 10 pounds. I feel a million bucks after buying some new clothes. I've been exercising for months and I lost 10 pounds. I feel great! Congratulations! Any plans to lose more?

Yes I think so! I just bought some new clothes and I feel like a million bucks.

that's great. were you losing for a special occasion or just to feel better?

I was devastated my pet gerbil died recently. I loved him so much. I don't know what I will do without him.

I was devastated when my pet gerbil Gary passed away recently. I loved Gary so much!

Oh.. i am so sorry to hear that my friend.. I understand your feelings. Have you thought about getting a new pet?

I was devastated my pet gerbil died recently. I loved him so much. I don't know what I will do without him. I was devastated when my pet gerbil Gary passed away recently. I loved Gary so much!

Oh.. i am so sorry to hear that my friend.. I understand your feelings. Have you thought about getting a new pet?

Well I want to but I am afraid I will still miss Gary. We had such a great time together.

I was devastated my pet gerbil died recently. I loved him so much. I don't know what I will do without him. I was devastated when my pet gerbil Gary passed away recently. I loved Gary so much! Oh.. i am so sorry to hear that my friend.. I understand your feelings. Have you thought about getting a new pet?

Well I want to but I am afraid I will still miss Gary. We had such a great time together.

I feel you.. When my pet dunken passed away, i got a new dog, named him dunken and restarted our relationship from there

My coworker went into labor, and we somehow all brought a baby into the world

That's awesome! And crazy... And scary... and awesome all at once! You must kinda feel accomplished though, huh? Good to hear that everyone is happy and healthy. Kind of weird how you all will have that special, unique bond for the rest of your lives, now.

My coworker went into labor, and we somehow all brought a baby into the world My coworker went into labor_comma_ and we somehow all brought a baby into the world

That's awesome! And crazy... And scary... and awesome all at once! You must kinda feel accomplished though, huh? Good to hear that everyone is happy and healthy. Kind of weird how you all will have that special, unique bond for the rest of your lives, now.

Yea. It was overwhelming but in a good way. And yea, guess we will all carry this special bond for the rest of their lives now.

My coworker went into labor, and we somehow all brought a baby into the world My coworker went into labor_comma_ and we somehow all brought a baby into the world That's awesome! And crazy... And scary... and awesome all at once! You must kinda feel accomplished though_comma_ huh? Good to hear that everyone is happy and healthy. Kind of weird how you all will have that special_comma_ unique bond for the rest of your lives_comma_ now.

Yea. It was overwhelming but in a good way. And yea, guess we will all carry this special bond for the rest of their lives now.

It's funny, you guys walked into work that day and thought it'd be another usual, boring day. You clocked out maybe with some blood on your shirt, smelling like newborn. Awesome.

I booked an AirBnB for our vacation this week. We just got here, and they forgot to mention a little detail about having a cat. My spouse and I are both very allergic to cats... We can't stay here now! And yet we're getting charged for cancelling, and we have to find a new hotel.

Wow. I definitely would take it up wiht your credit card.

I booked an AirBnB for our vacation this week. We just got here, and they forgot to mention a little detail about having a cat. My spouse and I are both very allergic to cats... We can't stay here now! And yet we're getting charged for cancelling, and we have to find a new hotel. I booked an AirBnB for our vacation this week. We just got here_comma_ and they forgot to mention a little detail about having a cat. My spouse and I are both very allergic to cats... We can't stay here now! And yet we're getting charged for cancelling_comma_ and we have to find a new hotel.

Wow. I definitely would take it up wiht your credit card.

Yeah, something like that. Really not looking forward to dealing with that while I'm vacation, but I have to get it done sooner rather than later. They didn't even seem that remorseful about it, either. Like it was more our problem. How are cat allergies a surprise thing to people who are trying to be in the hospitality industry? Dumb

I booked an AirBnB for our vacation this week. We just got here, and they forgot to mention a little detail about having a cat. My spouse and I are both very allergic to cats... We can't stay here now! And yet we're getting charged for cancelling, and we have to find a new hotel. I booked an AirBnB for our vacation this week. We just got here_comma_ and they forgot to mention a little detail about having a cat. My spouse and I are both very allergic to cats... We can't stay here now! And yet we're getting charged for cancelling_comma_ and we have to find a new hotel. Wow. I definitely would take it up wiht your credit card.

Yeah, something like that. Really not looking forward to dealing with that while I'm vacation, but I have to get it done sooner rather than later. They didn't even seem that remorseful about it, either. Like it was more our problem. How are cat allergies a surprise thing to people who are trying to be in the hospitality industry? Dumb

They really should be more considerate. allergies are a serious medical concern.

I was chatting with this girl who I thought liked me, but she thought she was testing my friend.

I was chatting with this girl who I thought liked me, but she thought she was texting my friend.

What happened? Did you ask her to go out on a date?

I was chatting with this girl who I thought liked me, but she thought she was testing my friend. I was chatting with this girl who I thought liked me_comma_ but she thought she was texting my friend.

What happened? Did you ask her to go out on a date?

Nah. When she said my friend's name, I told her she was texting the wrong person.

I was chatting with this girl who I thought liked me, but she thought she was testing my friend. I was chatting with this girl who I thought liked me_comma_ but she thought she was texting my friend. What happened? Did you ask her to go out on a date?

Nah. When she said my friend's name, I told her she was texting the wrong person.

Yeah, that happens all the time with me. Well, actually, it doesn't, since I can't text because I wear Hulk Hands all the time. I just smash things.

My dog pooped on my head yesterday. Never felt so disgusted.

My dog pooped all over my head yesterday. Smelled kinda gross and I was quite disgusted.

Wow. Why did he do that?

My dog pooped on my head yesterday. Never felt so disgusted. My dog pooped all over my head yesterday. Smelled kinda gross and I was quite disgusted.

Wow. Why did he do that?

I have no idea. Maybe he was irked about the food I put out for him the other day.

My dog pooped on my head yesterday. Never felt so disgusted. My dog pooped all over my head yesterday. Smelled kinda gross and I was quite disgusted. Wow. Why did he do that?

I have no idea. Maybe he was irked about the food I put out for him the other day.

If he wasn't happy with the food, there arebetter ways to tell you.

My emu ran away last night. I was quite saddened.

My emu ran away last night. I was quite distraught.

Not sure what an emu is. I hope you find him/her!

My emu ran away last night. I was quite saddened. My emu ran away last night. I was quite distraught.

Not sure what an emu is. I hope you find him/her!

Me too! She was such a darling bird. I'm not sure why she would run away so swiftly.

My emu ran away last night. I was quite saddened. My emu ran away last night. I was quite distraught. Not sure what an emu is. I hope you find him/her!

Me too! She was such a darling bird. I'm not sure why she would run away so swiftly.

Maybe she just wanted to go play. I hope she comes back.

My spilled soda on my laptop. After a day of not using my laptop, thank god it turned back on.

That really sucks. That would have been an instance to cry over SPILLED milk indeed!

My spilled soda on my laptop. After a day of not using my laptop, thank god it turned back on. My spilled soda on my laptop. After a day of not using my laptop_comma_ thank god it turned back on.

That really sucks. That would have been an instance to cry over SPILLED milk indeed!

I was really stressed out, because I had information with a lot of money on it.

My spilled soda on my laptop. After a day of not using my laptop, thank god it turned back on. My spilled soda on my laptop. After a day of not using my laptop_comma_ thank god it turned back on. That really sucks. That would have been an instance to cry over SPILLED milk indeed!

I was really stressed out, because I had information with a lot of money on it.

Never thought about that. Thank god you recovered it!

My son spoke his first word yesterday. I was so proud.

My son spoke his first word yesterday.

that is awesom!!!

My son spoke his first word yesterday. I was so proud. My son spoke his first word yesterday.

that is awesom!!!

I know! I was so hyped! He said "fart"!

My son spoke his first word yesterday. I was so proud. My son spoke his first word yesterday. that is awesom!!!

I know! I was so hyped! He said "fart"!

hahaah...thats too cute

i saw a kid crying at the store that he wanted something, so i got it for him

i saw a sad kid at the store and bought him a candy to cheer him up

Aw, that's so sweet of you. Did it work?

i saw a kid crying at the store that he wanted something, so i got it for him i saw a sad kid at the store and bought him a candy to cheer him up

Aw, that's so sweet of you. Did it work?

yes it did...made his day

i saw a kid crying at the store that he wanted something, so i got it for him i saw a sad kid at the store and bought him a candy to cheer him up Aw_comma_ that's so sweet of you. Did it work?

yes it did...made his day

That's really nice. The world needs more people like you.

My friends didn't show up for bowling last night. I was quite peeved.

My friends didn't show up for bowling last night.

damn dog , thats disappointing to here

My friends didn't show up for bowling last night. I was quite peeved. My friends didn't show up for bowling last night.

damn dog , thats disappointing to here

Well, wasn't really the dog's fault. It was my friends' fault that they didn't show up.

My friends didn't show up for bowling last night. I was quite peeved. My friends didn't show up for bowling last night. damn dog _comma_ thats disappointing to here

Well, wasn't really the dog's fault. It was my friends' fault that they didn't show up.

i would be really angry

there was a lot of work to be done and i felt confident i could finish

i went to work the other day, and saw a mountain of pallets i had to open but i was confident i could finish

Sounds impressive. Did you finish all of them?

there was a lot of work to be done and i felt confident i could finish i went to work the other day_comma_ and saw a mountain of pallets i had to open but i was confident i could finish

Sounds impressive. Did you finish all of them?

i finished everything , my managers were very impressed

there was a lot of work to be done and i felt confident i could finish i went to work the other day_comma_ and saw a mountain of pallets i had to open but i was confident i could finish Sounds impressive. Did you finish all of them?

i finished everything , my managers were very impressed

That's really good! Did they give you a raise?

every yime i get food, my wife insists we share.

i just opened my whataburger bag when my wife reached for my fries

Nice! How is your business doing nowadays?

every yime i get food, my wife insists we share. i just opened my whataburger bag when my wife reached for my fries

Nice! How is your business doing nowadays?

its great, but i cant believe she eats after me every time.

every yime i get food, my wife insists we share. i just opened my whataburger bag when my wife reached for my fries Nice! How is your business doing nowadays?

its great, but i cant believe she eats after me every time.

That's really great. I am proud of your success.

I ate 10 cheeseburgers last night. I felt kinda bad.

I ate 10 Big Macs the other day. Felt so bad thinking about all those starving children in Africa.

oh my lord! only ten?

I ate 10 cheeseburgers last night. I felt kinda bad. I ate 10 Big Macs the other day. Felt so bad thinking about all those starving children in Africa.

oh my lord! only ten?

Only ten! Next I will try to gobble up 20. I think I can do it after today.

I ate 10 cheeseburgers last night. I felt kinda bad. I ate 10 Big Macs the other day. Felt so bad thinking about all those starving children in Africa. oh my lord! only ten?

Only ten! Next I will try to gobble up 20. I think I can do it after today.

I think you can do it! I mean is there really a limit to the amount of bigmacs one can eat?

I arrived in San Diego yesterday and got to read a book under a palm tree. It felt really nice.

I arrived in San Diego yesterday. Felt so nice relaxing under a palm tree.

Oh that sounds wonderful! Are you going to visit the zoo?

I arrived in San Diego yesterday and got to read a book under a palm tree. It felt really nice. I arrived in San Diego yesterday. Felt so nice relaxing under a palm tree.

Oh that sounds wonderful! Are you going to visit the zoo?

I am! I love seeing animals.

I arrived in San Diego yesterday and got to read a book under a palm tree. It felt really nice. I arrived in San Diego yesterday. Felt so nice relaxing under a palm tree. Oh that sounds wonderful! Are you going to visit the zoo?

I am! I love seeing animals.

I here they have one of the best zoos in the us.

I suffered from such terrible acne when I was younger that thankfully, I rarely ever have when I started college.

That's really bad, but really good that your faced didn't turn out scarred for life.

I suffered from such terrible acne when I was younger that thankfully, I rarely ever have when I started college. I suffered from such terrible acne when I was younger that thankfully_comma_ I rarely ever have when I started college.

That's really bad, but really good that your faced didn't turn out scarred for life.

Well, I have some scars but at least I don't have acne anymore.

I suffered from such terrible acne when I was younger that thankfully, I rarely ever have when I started college. I suffered from such terrible acne when I was younger that thankfully_comma_ I rarely ever have when I started college. That's really bad_comma_ but really good that your faced didn't turn out scarred for life.

Well, I have some scars but at least I don't have acne anymore.

True. It is quite terrible to have acne. Mine is so bad that I can't even see.

My friends threw a huge surprise party for me the other day. I was so shocked and happy.

My friends threw me a huge surprise party the other day.

That's so nice of them. Was it your birthday?

My friends threw a huge surprise party for me the other day. I was so shocked and happy. My friends threw me a huge surprise party the other day.

That's so nice of them. Was it your birthday?

It was! I received so many nice gifts. I was so shocked and so happy.

My friends threw a huge surprise party for me the other day. I was so shocked and happy. My friends threw me a huge surprise party the other day. That's so nice of them. Was it your birthday?

It was! I received so many nice gifts. I was so shocked and so happy.

I'm glad you had such a fun time.

I got a call from the animal shelter, and they found my dog! She went missing on Friday.

I got a call from the animal shelter, and they found my dog! She went missing on Friday

awww thats good news!

I got a call from the animal shelter, and they found my dog! She went missing on Friday. I got a call from the animal shelter_comma_ and they found my dog! She went missing on Friday

awww thats good news!

Yes, it is. I'm so relieved!

I got a call from the animal shelter, and they found my dog! She went missing on Friday. I got a call from the animal shelter_comma_ and they found my dog! She went missing on Friday awww thats good news!

Yes, it is. I'm so relieved!

im sure the pupper was happy!

when i applied for a new job i was very happy

i am very confident i got this new job

That's awesome! I hope you get the good news soon.

when i applied for a new job i was very happy i am very confident i got this new job

That's awesome! I hope you get the good news soon.

i am excited to hear back!

when i applied for a new job i was very happy i am very confident i got this new job That's awesome! I hope you get the good news soon.

i am excited to hear back!

Early congratulations to ya!

Friends threw me a surprise birthday party. I was so happy and shocked.

Friends threw me a surprise party yesterday.

thats awesome , and happy birthday !!!

Friends threw me a surprise birthday party. I was so happy and shocked. Friends threw me a surprise party yesterday.

thats awesome , and happy birthday !!!

Thanks! I got so many cool gifts! I was so happy.

Friends threw me a surprise birthday party. I was so happy and shocked. Friends threw me a surprise party yesterday. thats awesome _comma_ and happy birthday !!!

Thanks! I got so many cool gifts! I was so happy.

what kind of gifts did you get ?

most people cant find a job, im just happy im working

most people around my neighborhood cant find jobs , im just really happy i already have a job

That's really good for you. What kind of job do you have?

most people cant find a job, im just happy im working most people around my neighborhood cant find jobs _comma_ im just really happy i already have a job

That's really good for you. What kind of job do you have?

stocking an art department , and carry out furniture for customers

most people cant find a job, im just happy im working most people around my neighborhood cant find jobs _comma_ im just really happy i already have a job That's really good for you. What kind of job do you have?

stocking an art department , and carry out furniture for customers

That sounds like a really neat job. Are you going to get a promotion soon?

Nephew plays football this year

My nephew starts football this year in 9th grade!

That's great! Good for him!

Nephew plays football this year My nephew starts football this year in 9th grade!

That's great! Good for him!

Yeah I'm pumped! I can't wait to go to some of his games!

Nephew plays football this year My nephew starts football this year in 9th grade! That's great! Good for him!

Yeah I'm pumped! I can't wait to go to some of his games!

That will be exciting!

Nephew plays football this year My nephew starts football this year in 9th grade! That's great! Good for him! Yeah I'm pumped! I can't wait to go to some of his games!

That will be exciting!

Sure will! I hope they win every game!

My best friend always interrupts me when I talk. It is so irritating.

My best friend always interrupts me when I talk.

lol. Maybe you should talk to them about it!

My best friend always interrupts me when I talk. It is so irritating. My best friend always interrupts me when I talk.

lol. Maybe you should talk to them about it!

I would probably get interrupted. It is so irritating!

My best friend always interrupts me when I talk. It is so irritating. My best friend always interrupts me when I talk. lol. Maybe you should talk to them about it!

I would probably get interrupted. It is so irritating!

Yeah I understand. Maybe you should pay them back by interrrupting them?

After working at my job for over 2 decades, they're closing down.

That's too bad. Do you have a new job lined up?

After working at my job for over 2 decades, they're closing down. After working at my job for over 2 decades_comma_ they're closing down.

That's too bad. Do you have a new job lined up?

Not yet. I'm just too sad.

After working at my job for over 2 decades, they're closing down. After working at my job for over 2 decades_comma_ they're closing down. That's too bad. Do you have a new job lined up?

Not yet. I'm just too sad.

I hope you find one soon. If you don't, you are more than welcome to come work in my sweatshop in Siberia.

My dog returned home after running away. I was so happy.

My dog returned home after running away today.

Oh that must be such a relief.

My dog returned home after running away. I was so happy. My dog returned home after running away today.

Oh that must be such a relief.

It was! I was so happy. I thought I would lose him forever.

My dog returned home after running away. I was so happy. My dog returned home after running away today. Oh that must be such a relief.

It was! I was so happy. I thought I would lose him forever.

Did the little guy even feel guilty for running away?

I went to the bowling all alone yesterday. It was quite a bad time.

Went to the bowling all by myself yesterday. It was quite lonely.

You cannot enjoy bowling all alone. It is a group game. Don't you have any friends to invite?

I went to the bowling all alone yesterday. It was quite a bad time. Went to the bowling all by myself yesterday. It was quite lonely.

You cannot enjoy bowling all alone. It is a group game. Don't you have any friends to invite?

Naw, my friends ditched me last night. It was a horrible night.

I went to the bowling all alone yesterday. It was quite a bad time. Went to the bowling all by myself yesterday. It was quite lonely. You cannot enjoy bowling all alone. It is a group game. Don't you have any friends to invite?

Naw, my friends ditched me last night. It was a horrible night.

What happened? Is it something because of you or him?

I have applied for a new credit card with Chase. I am hopeful that it will be approved

I am awaiting the decision for the new credit card with Chase that I have applied couple of days ago. I really need it

I have a Chase credit card. They really aren't that great, but I do hope you get approved. Why do you need it?

I have applied for a new credit card with Chase. I am hopeful that it will be approved I am awaiting the decision for the new credit card with Chase that I have applied couple of days ago. I really need it

I have a Chase credit card. They really aren't that great, but I do hope you get approved. Why do you need it?

I have some outstanding debts from other cards. I want to transfer them to this new card to get advantage of 0% APR for another 15 month

I have applied for a new credit card with Chase. I am hopeful that it will be approved I am awaiting the decision for the new credit card with Chase that I have applied couple of days ago. I really need it I have a Chase credit card. They really aren't that great_comma_ but I do hope you get approved. Why do you need it?

I have some outstanding debts from other cards. I want to transfer them to this new card to get advantage of 0% APR for another 15 month

That sounds like a smart plan. When do you find out?

I've been married to my wife for 20 years. I couldn't ask for a more happy life.

that is such a sweet story.. congrats to both of you

I've been married to my wife for 20 years. I couldn't ask for a more happy life. I've been married to my wife for 20 years. I couldn't ask for a more happy life.

that is such a sweet story.. congrats to both of you

Thank you so much. We've seen so many people break up, and we vowed to work on our relationship.

I've been married to my wife for 20 years. I couldn't ask for a more happy life. I've been married to my wife for 20 years. I couldn't ask for a more happy life. that is such a sweet story.. congrats to both of you

Thank you so much. We've seen so many people break up, and we vowed to work on our relationship.

it is so nice to see a marriage as strong these days!

There's a new computer cafe about to open up near me. Would love to make some new gaming friends.

There's a new computer cafe about to open up near me. Would love to make some new gaming friends

That sounds awesome. I didn't know such places existed.

There's a new computer cafe about to open up near me. Would love to make some new gaming friends. There's a new computer cafe about to open up near me. Would love to make some new gaming friends

That sounds awesome. I didn't know such places existed.

Neither did I, but they're gradually opening up.

There's a new computer cafe about to open up near me. Would love to make some new gaming friends. There's a new computer cafe about to open up near me. Would love to make some new gaming friends That sounds awesome. I didn't know such places existed.

Neither did I, but they're gradually opening up.

Do they serve coffee? Like starbucks?

I had a physics test today. I studied all week and I've never felt so ready before.

I had a physics test today.

oh i see.. how did you do?

I had a physics test today. I studied all week and I've never felt so ready before. I had a physics test today.

oh i see.. how did you do?

I did really well! I studied all week and never felt so prepared in my life.

I had a physics test today. I studied all week and I've never felt so ready before. I had a physics test today. oh i see.. how did you do?

I did really well! I studied all week and never felt so prepared in my life.

way to go! as you know, hard work always pays off

My dog pooped on the carpet. I never felt so peeved in my life.

My dog crapped on the rug.

Oh no! I bet it smelled bad. Did you clean it up?