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Neighbors get on my nerves I don't like my new neighbors that live behind me
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Oh, that makes life hard. Did they do something to you?
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No, they just get on my nerves. I try to walk my dog and they just party all the time.
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Neighbors get on my nerves I don't like my new neighbors that live behind me Oh_comma_ that makes life hard. Did they do something to you?
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No, they just get on my nerves. I try to walk my dog and they just party all the time.
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So sorry to hear that. Maybe they will move soon.
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Neighbors get on my nerves I don't like my new neighbors that live behind me Oh_comma_ that makes life hard. Did they do something to you? No_comma_ they just get on my nerves. I try to walk my dog and they just party all the time.
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So sorry to hear that. Maybe they will move soon.
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Hopefully. I'm not even sure they work anywhere. No clue how they afford the rent there.
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i was really banking on getting this job last week
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i was really banking on getting this job last week that i applied for
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Oh, did you end up getting it?
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i was really banking on getting this job last week i was really banking on getting this job last week that i applied for
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Oh, did you end up getting it?
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i dont think so, really sad i didnt i was so hoping for it
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i was really banking on getting this job last week i was really banking on getting this job last week that i applied for Oh_comma_ did you end up getting it?
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i dont think so, really sad i didnt i was so hoping for it
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I'm sorry, it's their loss.
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I got stuck in an elevator recently. I was so scared that I would die in there.
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I got stuck in an elevator recently.
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oof thats a sucky situation
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I got stuck in an elevator recently. I was so scared that I would die in there. I got stuck in an elevator recently.
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oof thats a sucky situation
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I was so scared that I would die in there but I was saved.
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I got stuck in an elevator recently. I was so scared that I would die in there. I got stuck in an elevator recently. oof thats a sucky situation
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I was so scared that I would die in there but I was saved.
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yea i would be to, glad you got out ok
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I met a girl on Tinder and we were having a great time, even started dating. Then suddenly she dumped me and I was shocked.
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Me and this girl were doing really well on Tinder and we even started dating. It didn't turn out well unfortunately.
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Oh.. sorry to hear that. May i ask what happened between the two of you to break things off?
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I met a girl on Tinder and we were having a great time, even started dating. Then suddenly she dumped me and I was shocked. Me and this girl were doing really well on Tinder and we even started dating. It didn't turn out well unfortunately.
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Oh.. sorry to hear that. May i ask what happened between the two of you to break things off?
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I was shocked since things were going so well and then she suddenly dumped me.
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I met a girl on Tinder and we were having a great time, even started dating. Then suddenly she dumped me and I was shocked. Me and this girl were doing really well on Tinder and we even started dating. It didn't turn out well unfortunately. Oh.. sorry to hear that. May i ask what happened between the two of you to break things off?
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I was shocked since things were going so well and then she suddenly dumped me.
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Sorry buddy.. sometimes things dont work out. i know it sucks, but you are better than that.
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My cat vomited on my shoes the other day
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My cat vomited on my shoes the other day and i had to clean it
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Were they your favorite shoes?
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My cat vomited on my shoes the other day My cat vomited on my shoes the other day and i had to clean it
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Were they your favorite shoes?
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yea it was so sickening
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My cat vomited on my shoes the other day My cat vomited on my shoes the other day and i had to clean it Were they your favorite shoes?
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yea it was so sickening
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What did you do?
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I think this recent primary is going to turn my city around
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I voted last week
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oh thats good of you, what for?
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I think this recent primary is going to turn my city around I voted last week
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oh thats good of you, what for?
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I voted for city council and clerks.
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I think this recent primary is going to turn my city around I voted last week oh thats good of you_comma_ what for?
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I voted for city council and clerks.
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nice, its important to vote
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I had ordered a sandwich and there was a hair inside of it! I was grossed out!
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I had picked up a sandwich the other day, and I saw a hair inside the sandwich!
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Ugh that's so gross! Did you complain?
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I had ordered a sandwich and there was a hair inside of it! I was grossed out! I had picked up a sandwich the other day_comma_ and I saw a hair inside the sandwich!
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Ugh that's so gross! Did you complain?
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Yes, I took the sandwich back to get a refund. It was so gross!
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I had ordered a sandwich and there was a hair inside of it! I was grossed out! I had picked up a sandwich the other day_comma_ and I saw a hair inside the sandwich! Ugh that's so gross! Did you complain?
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Yes, I took the sandwich back to get a refund. It was so gross!
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Good to hear that you got your money back, at least.
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One time I just got done watching a scary movie. Then I went to bed and my cat opened my door and it scared me so much.
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I had just gotten done watching a scary movie and then my door opened on its own!
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Eek! That is so freaky! I would be so scared.
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One time I just got done watching a scary movie. Then I went to bed and my cat opened my door and it scared me so much. I had just gotten done watching a scary movie and then my door opened on its own!
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Eek! That is so freaky! I would be so scared.
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I really was! Turns out that it was just my cat opening the door that I hadn't properly closed.
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One time I just got done watching a scary movie. Then I went to bed and my cat opened my door and it scared me so much. I had just gotten done watching a scary movie and then my door opened on its own! Eek! That is so freaky! I would be so scared.
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I really was! Turns out that it was just my cat opening the door that I hadn't properly closed.
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Thank goodness! Yeah, I only watch scary movies in the daytime!
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MY daughter forgot to turn the oven off earlier. IT could have been a disaster
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MY kid forgot to turn off the oven earlier
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oh no.. i hope nothing bad happened!
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MY daughter forgot to turn the oven off earlier. IT could have been a disaster MY kid forgot to turn off the oven earlier
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oh no.. i hope nothing bad happened!
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IT didnt but it could have. I was so mad at her
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MY daughter forgot to turn the oven off earlier. IT could have been a disaster MY kid forgot to turn off the oven earlier oh no.. i hope nothing bad happened!
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IT didnt but it could have. I was so mad at her
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I can understand how you must have felt.. thank god nothing bad happened
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MY daughter forgot to turn the oven off earlier. IT could have been a disaster MY kid forgot to turn off the oven earlier oh no.. i hope nothing bad happened! IT didnt but it could have. I was so mad at her
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I can understand how you must have felt.. thank god nothing bad happened
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I know right
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i tripped in public the other day
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i tripped in public the other day which sucked
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Hope you are doing okay.
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i tripped in public the other day i tripped in public the other day which sucked
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Hope you are doing okay.
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yea i was just super embarrassed tho
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i tripped in public the other day i tripped in public the other day which sucked Hope you are doing okay.
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yea i was just super embarrassed tho
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Luckily not too many people saw you fall!
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There was bad weather expected in our area, so I made sure to get water and bread.
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I was watching the news about bad weather coming my way, so I went to the grocery store to get essentials.
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sounds like a good plan
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There was bad weather expected in our area, so I made sure to get water and bread. I was watching the news about bad weather coming my way_comma_ so I went to the grocery store to get essentials.
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sounds like a good plan
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Yeah, I always make sure to get water and at least bread to make sandwiches in case the power goes out.
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There was bad weather expected in our area, so I made sure to get water and bread. I was watching the news about bad weather coming my way_comma_ so I went to the grocery store to get essentials. sounds like a good plan
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Yeah, I always make sure to get water and at least bread to make sandwiches in case the power goes out.
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yea good idea
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I just found out I had more than enough money to pay my loans
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I just payed all my bills thanks to some money I didnt knew I had
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thats great for you.. Where did you find the cash?
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I just found out I had more than enough money to pay my loans I just payed all my bills thanks to some money I didnt knew I had
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thats great for you.. Where did you find the cash?
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In my bank statement, two days ago
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I just found out I had more than enough money to pay my loans I just payed all my bills thanks to some money I didnt knew I had thats great for you.. Where did you find the cash?
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In my bank statement, two days ago
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right on time, huh? Im happy for you buddy
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I just found out I had more than enough money to pay my loans I just payed all my bills thanks to some money I didnt knew I had thats great for you.. Where did you find the cash? In my bank statement_comma_ two days ago
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right on time, huh? Im happy for you buddy
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Yes, it really helped my finances
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i tripped in public the other day
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i tripped in public the other day which sucked
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that sucks, yeah.. did you hurt yourself/
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i tripped in public the other day i tripped in public the other day which sucked
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that sucks, yeah.. did you hurt yourself/
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no but i was quite ashamed to do that in front of so many people
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i tripped in public the other day i tripped in public the other day which sucked that sucks_comma_ yeah.. did you hurt yourself/
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no but i was quite ashamed to do that in front of so many people
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Well, true.. but it happens to the best of us, dont worry buddy
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I was in the grocery store and saw a ton of old foods that I used to love eating like Lil Debbie cakes. It made me really remember the good ol days of being a kid.
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I was just in the grocery store and I saw all these foods that I used to eat when I was a kid,
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Thats so sweet.. felt nostalgic huh?
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I was in the grocery store and saw a ton of old foods that I used to love eating like Lil Debbie cakes. It made me really remember the good ol days of being a kid. I was just in the grocery store and I saw all these foods that I used to eat when I was a kid_comma_
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Thats so sweet.. felt nostalgic huh?
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Oh yeah, definitely. I was yearning for those days.
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I was in the grocery store and saw a ton of old foods that I used to love eating like Lil Debbie cakes. It made me really remember the good ol days of being a kid. I was just in the grocery store and I saw all these foods that I used to eat when I was a kid_comma_ Thats so sweet.. felt nostalgic huh?
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Oh yeah, definitely. I was yearning for those days.
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We all do.. Such a sweet thing to remember
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I cant watch movies with thick accents
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Thick accents give me issues when watching amovie
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Oh. How come?
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I cant watch movies with thick accents Thick accents give me issues when watching amovie
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Oh. How come?
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I cant watch unless I can rewind. I watch so many movies I feel like i can get it. but i always fail
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I cant watch movies with thick accents Thick accents give me issues when watching amovie Oh. How come?
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I cant watch unless I can rewind. I watch so many movies I feel like i can get it. but i always fail
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Maybe try turning on the closed caption?
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I cant watch movies with thick accents Thick accents give me issues when watching amovie Oh. How come? I cant watch unless I can rewind. I watch so many movies I feel like i can get it. but i always fail
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Maybe try turning on the closed caption?
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I do that at home lol
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I cant watch movies with thick accents Thick accents give me issues when watching amovie Oh. How come? I cant watch unless I can rewind. I watch so many movies I feel like i can get it. but i always fail Maybe try turning on the closed caption?
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I do that at home lol
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Oh lol. Well good luck in the future my good friend!
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Nephew starts football this year
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My nephew starts football this year in 9th grade
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IS he any good
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Nephew starts football this year My nephew starts football this year in 9th grade
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IS he any good
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Yeah he was pretty good last year. Biggest kid on the team so they made him a center. Interested to see how he does this year. I bet he does great!
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Nephew starts football this year My nephew starts football this year in 9th grade IS he any good
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Yeah he was pretty good last year. Biggest kid on the team so they made him a center. Interested to see how he does this year. I bet he does great!
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My son is too small now. We tried the community league last year
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Nephew starts football this year My nephew starts football this year in 9th grade IS he any good Yeah he was pretty good last year. Biggest kid on the team so they made him a center. Interested to see how he does this year. I bet he does great!
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My son is too small now. We tried the community league last year
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Oh cool! How did he do??
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I was so thrilled to get concert tickets for a surprise show. It will be so fun!
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I am so thrilled that I scored some concert tickets to a surprise performance.
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That so cool! For what band?
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I was so thrilled to get concert tickets for a surprise show. It will be so fun! I am so thrilled that I scored some concert tickets to a surprise performance.
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That so cool! For what band?
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The Strokes are playing this show on the fly in a month. It's so cool!
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I was so thrilled to get concert tickets for a surprise show. It will be so fun! I am so thrilled that I scored some concert tickets to a surprise performance. That so cool! For what band?
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The Strokes are playing this show on the fly in a month. It's so cool!
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I love the Strokes! Julian is my favorite singer!
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I lost my keys at the park yesterday. I was so irritated at myself.
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I lost my keys at the park yesterday.
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Oh no! Do you have an idea what part of the park?
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I lost my keys at the park yesterday. I was so irritated at myself. I lost my keys at the park yesterday.
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Oh no! Do you have an idea what part of the park?
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I have no clue, I'm so irritated at myself.
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I lost my keys at the park yesterday. I was so irritated at myself. I lost my keys at the park yesterday. Oh no! Do you have an idea what part of the park?
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I have no clue, I'm so irritated at myself.
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Sorry to hear that. Hopefully you can replace them soon.
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My sister was not paying attention and she let the dog run right past her and out the door. We can not find him and I don't know what to do!
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My sister let my dog run out the door when she was not paying attention!
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Oh damn.. Did your dog come back?
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My sister was not paying attention and she let the dog run right past her and out the door. We can not find him and I don't know what to do! My sister let my dog run out the door when she was not paying attention!
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Oh damn.. Did your dog come back?
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No! And, I am just lost with out him. I have had him for 8 years!
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My sister was not paying attention and she let the dog run right past her and out the door. We can not find him and I don't know what to do! My sister let my dog run out the door when she was not paying attention! Oh damn.. Did your dog come back?
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No! And, I am just lost with out him. I have had him for 8 years!
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So sad to hear that.. i am so sorry about that buddy. hope you feel better
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I really liked this girl that I matched with on Tinder and she seemed to really like me too. Then all of a sudden she ghosted me and it really shocked and made me sad too.
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Me and this girl on Tinder seemed to really like each other until she randomly decided to ghost me.
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haha, foids am i right?
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I really liked this girl that I matched with on Tinder and she seemed to really like me too. Then all of a sudden she ghosted me and it really shocked and made me sad too. Me and this girl on Tinder seemed to really like each other until she randomly decided to ghost me.
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haha, foids am i right?
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I feel you bro, I just wish they wouldn't find a better guy and run off.
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I really liked this girl that I matched with on Tinder and she seemed to really like me too. Then all of a sudden she ghosted me and it really shocked and made me sad too. Me and this girl on Tinder seemed to really like each other until she randomly decided to ghost me. haha_comma_ foids am i right?
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I feel you bro, I just wish they wouldn't find a better guy and run off.
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yep, hypergamy is a real killer
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my cat vomited on my carpet today
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my cat vomited on my carpet today
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That's always so annoying, especially when they overeat and waste food.
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my cat vomited on my carpet today my cat vomited on my carpet today
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That's always so annoying, especially when they overeat and waste food.
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yea i was so disgusted with him
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my cat vomited on my carpet today my cat vomited on my carpet today That's always so annoying_comma_ especially when they overeat and waste food.
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yea i was so disgusted with him
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My cat does that all the time so I feel you.
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I have registered to a gym and received my membership card. I am about to start my training tomorrow
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I have already registered to a gym and will start it tomorrow. Excited to start training again to lost some weight
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Sounds awesome! We have a fitness center locally that offers tanning beds and massages. i was thinking of joining just for that.
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I have registered to a gym and received my membership card. I am about to start my training tomorrow I have already registered to a gym and will start it tomorrow. Excited to start training again to lost some weight
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Sounds awesome! We have a fitness center locally that offers tanning beds and massages. i was thinking of joining just for that.
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It has been a whiles since I last did cardio or weightlifting. Now I am more than motivated to start again and become fit again
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I have registered to a gym and received my membership card. I am about to start my training tomorrow I have already registered to a gym and will start it tomorrow. Excited to start training again to lost some weight Sounds awesome! We have a fitness center locally that offers tanning beds and massages. i was thinking of joining just for that.
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It has been a whiles since I last did cardio or weightlifting. Now I am more than motivated to start again and become fit again
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I wish you luck and make sure to stay hydrated.
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My favorite pizza place is back in business. I can't wait to eat there.
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My favorite pizza place is back in business.
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That's awesome! I love hearing stories like that.
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My favorite pizza place is back in business. I can't wait to eat there. My favorite pizza place is back in business.
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That's awesome! I love hearing stories like that.
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I can't wait to eat there once again!
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My favorite pizza place is back in business. I can't wait to eat there. My favorite pizza place is back in business. That's awesome! I love hearing stories like that.
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I can't wait to eat there once again!
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Hopefully the pizza is just like you remember!
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I was looking at some old photos, and I was thinking of the good old days.
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I was looking through an old photo album and remembering the good times I had with friends.
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Sometimes it is nice to look back.
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I was looking at some old photos, and I was thinking of the good old days. I was looking through an old photo album and remembering the good times I had with friends.
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Sometimes it is nice to look back.
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It's amazing how looking at a photo can make you remember those precious moments.
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I was looking at some old photos, and I was thinking of the good old days. I was looking through an old photo album and remembering the good times I had with friends. Sometimes it is nice to look back.
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It's amazing how looking at a photo can make you remember those precious moments.
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Yes, I would say it is bittersweet.
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My brother has blue eyes.
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My brother has blue eyes.
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oh thats a nice color
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My brother has blue eyes. My brother has blue eyes.
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oh thats a nice color
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It really is, i got nasty brown eyes.
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My brother has blue eyes. My brother has blue eyes. oh thats a nice color
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It really is, i got nasty brown eyes.
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brown eyes arent bad
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i lost my wallet but someone returned it
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i lost my wallet but someone returned it
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I would have kept it!
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i lost my wallet but someone returned it i lost my wallet but someone returned it
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I would have kept it!
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i was happy they gave it back to me
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i lost my wallet but someone returned it i lost my wallet but someone returned it I would have kept it!
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i was happy they gave it back to me
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I'm sure you were, money is good to have.
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I had a test in calculus that I really needed to pass. I studied hard to do well and I was so ready for it.
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I really needed to get ready for this test in calculus last semester since otherwise I would've failed.
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Well done, you studied for it and passed!
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I had a test in calculus that I really needed to pass. I studied hard to do well and I was so ready for it. I really needed to get ready for this test in calculus last semester since otherwise I would've failed.
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Well done, you studied for it and passed!
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I did better than passing, I got an A!
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I had a test in calculus that I really needed to pass. I studied hard to do well and I was so ready for it. I really needed to get ready for this test in calculus last semester since otherwise I would've failed. Well done_comma_ you studied for it and passed!
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I did better than passing, I got an A!
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Thanks amazing! I know you have a bright future ahead of you
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My darling companion of 5 years died yesterday, I feel all alone
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My darling companion of 5 years died yesterday, I feel so lonely
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Oh no, who was it?
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My darling companion of 5 years died yesterday, I feel all alone My darling companion of 5 years died yesterday_comma_ I feel so lonely
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Oh no, who was it?
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sylvester my cat :(
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My darling companion of 5 years died yesterday, I feel all alone My darling companion of 5 years died yesterday_comma_ I feel so lonely Oh no_comma_ who was it?
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sylvester my cat :(
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Aw no, I have a cat and I really don't like thinking about him dying. Sorry to hear that.
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I got a parking ticket for no reason!. I was livid with the city.
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I was so mad at the city when I got a parking ticket for no reason!
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Why did you get a ticket then if it was for no reason?
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I got a parking ticket for no reason!. I was livid with the city. I was so mad at the city when I got a parking ticket for no reason!
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Why did you get a ticket then if it was for no reason?
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I have no idea. The sign said no parking over an hour and I was only there for 10 minutes.
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I got a parking ticket for no reason!. I was livid with the city. I was so mad at the city when I got a parking ticket for no reason! Why did you get a ticket then if it was for no reason?
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I have no idea. The sign said no parking over an hour and I was only there for 10 minutes.
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That's absurd! Too bad there arent any cameras around to prove your innocence!
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Going roller coaster riding
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Going to the park this weekend to ride coasters. Not excited.
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You don't like roller coasters?
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Going roller coaster riding Going to the park this weekend to ride coasters. Not excited.
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You don't like roller coasters?
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Haven't been on one yet. Kinda scared lol
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Going roller coaster riding Going to the park this weekend to ride coasters. Not excited. You don't like roller coasters?
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Haven't been on one yet. Kinda scared lol
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I think they are tons of fun!
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Going roller coaster riding Going to the park this weekend to ride coasters. Not excited. You don't like roller coasters? Haven't been on one yet. Kinda scared lol
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I think they are tons of fun!
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I hope I agree after I try one.
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I want my family to do well!
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I want my family to do well
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That is a very good wish to have buddy
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I want my family to do well! I want my family to do well
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That is a very good wish to have buddy
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I want them to be able to go to the store and buy everything with no worries.
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I want my family to do well! I want my family to do well That is a very good wish to have buddy
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I want them to be able to go to the store and buy everything with no worries.
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true. in other words you want to make them financially stable
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I was playing soccer with my friends and it was a really close game. I managed to make the game winning score and it made me really happy.
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I was playing soccer with some friends the other day and it was really intense and close.
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I never leave my house! Much less play sports!
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