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And if you book through expedia or travelocity or some third party this doesn't apply. Some (such as fucking expedia) have a $200 cancellation policy, even if your flight costs less than $200 and you bought it 5 mins ago.\n\nMoral of the story: Use 3rd party sites to search for flights but then book directly through the carrier.
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6,601
It.... it TALKS?!\n\nBut really man, thanks for your work. You've made me smile more than anyone on here.
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6,602
I too have never beaten my wife at a bowling alley.
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6,603
"The boss makes a dollar when I make a dime\n\nThat's why I shit on company time"
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6,604
Being corrected by you has turned my rod into a snake.
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6,605
How the hell did that go?\n\n"Uhh, your boyfriend, he ..." \n\n"Yeah, yeah. Just not in the eyes"
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6,606
It doesn't matter if I like the flavor or if he likes the flavor - if not enough people buy it, it goes bye-bye.
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6,607
No. She beat him. It's scumbags like you who are blind to this abuse. \n\n\n\n\n\n\nDo I need a /s? I feel I need a /s.
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6,608
oh, you didn't get the rocket parts and fuel plan? Ooh, bummer.
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6,609
All I want to do is play my Trivia Crack in fucking peace BUT NO FUCKING KATE UPTON HAS TO INTERRUPT MY EVERY MOVE.
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6,610
Well you know what they say....\n\nWhere Anne hath a will, Anne Hathaway
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6,611
At the school my wife worked (past tense thank god) the school board wanted to make a rule where teachers could only get pregnant between September and October. That way they had the baby during the summer and the school "didn't waste money on substitute teachers".\n\nThe rule did not go into effect, but apparently it was a topic they spent many hours debating.
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6,612
Nope. But I envy the mothers like yours who still had the audacity to say, "is it in yet?"
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6,613
And faster. And if safe search is off... *sexier*.
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6,614
Late-posted response goes here.
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6,615
Like the story, but I especially liked imagining you as a "pail boy" -- a boy who transports small buckets.
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6,616
At least he is humble.
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6,617
Stand next to people smarter than you are.
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6,618
The last three guys I've hooked up with I gave like 30+ minute blowjobs and none of them had the decency to go down on me at all. \n\nEdit: I'm super clean and shaved, okay. You guys can stop telling me my vagina probably stinks!
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6,619
I never did. Of the four of them, three were super cool kids who were psyched to be hanging out with foreigners. They were actually having a struggle between being good kidnappers and being good hosts.\n\nEven in the middle of it, I completely understood their position. The hard part was the reality that they had to die. It is pretty black and white as soon as people start hitting the ground dead.
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6,620
I live in Texas so this probably my best option
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6,621
Appreciate the kind words.
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6,622
Cold toilet seat = illusion of cleanliness
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6,623
This started out possibly cute, then took a quick swing to the dark side
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6,624
Yeah, all you have to do is be a Medal of Honor recipient and the hardest working, most loyal motherfucker in existence and good things will happen to you. Its frightening that someone can watch a movie about a retarded boy from Bumfuck growing up and experiencing the pits of life's despair and the peaks of its triumphs and somehow think that movie has anything to do with white male privilege.
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6,625
Is this *real?* I hate crowds and all but that's just silly.
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6,626
"Isn't it funny how day by day nothing changes but, when we look back everything is different."\n\n-C.S Lewis
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6,627
O O O O'reilley'ssss Auto Parts. Fuckin cunts
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6,628
You're thinking of bears.
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6,629
Well this should really improve race relations between cops and citizens. What a fucking idiot.
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6,630
Took my parents 11 fucking years to figure out something was wrong with me....
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6,631
This is my routine..http://www.muscleandstrength.com/workouts/24-doug---s-5-day-high-definition-routine.html My starting weight was 275 I am now between 165 - 170
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6,632
"I like owls?"\n\n"I like turtles."\n\n"Oh, my mistake."
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6,633
Please understand I say this with as little offense intended as possible, but if you are in need of a roommate in the future please hesitate to contact me.
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6,634
Try harder, you've got a lot of baggage with that name of yours.
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6,635
Anyone ever play the Oscar Pistorius drinking game? When somebody gets up to go to the bathroom, take two shots.
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6,636
If boner lasts longer than 4 hours, call more ladies
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6,637
Here is what he needs to do, call him back and tell him that he'll be in contact shortly to figure out how to pay and wait 4 more years to even try to talk to him again\n\nEDIT: Do I have to add I'm not a lawyer, do not take my advice?
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6,638
Highest popeulation density in the world.
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6,639
From the look of that throw - He's never done that in his life. \n\nI'm guessing he's fine financially.
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6,640
I cut my hair to look like my avatar. Showed a picture of it to a hairstylist and everything.
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6,641
Nevermind. Can I still have karma?
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6,642
The pioneers used to ride these babies for miles!
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6,643
But... how could you... how could you get tricked when he's replying to a comment literally talking about "tree fiddy"??
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6,644
Don't let the angsty teens with their Che shirts hear you.
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6,645
YOU ARE TEARING ME APART LISA!!!!!!
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6,646
This drives me nuts about some comics too.\n\nCharacter 1: "What's your superpower?"\n\nCharacter 2: "Magic."\n\nCharacter 1: "THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS MAGIC!" *flies away*\n\nEdit: clarification and trivial grammar error.
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6,647
First thought: "The fuck is a pre-schooler doing with 20 joints in her pocket?"
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6,648
That within one linear centimeter of your lower colon there lives and works more bacteria (about 100 billion) than all humans who have ever been born. Yet many people continue to assert that it is we who are in charge of the world.
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6,649
http://i.imgur.com/TAkEf.png
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6,650
You type like a drunk person speaks.
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6,651
and record the interview
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6,652
Incoming /r/pyongyang ban.
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6,653
Of course he leaves out Jerry.
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6,654
Paul Lieberstein (Toby) had been running the show the two seasons before Steve left and was doing a great job. There was something about the energy of the ensemble that was off. James Spader is one of the greatest actors known to man but the chemistry with him and Ed running the office was a bit dark and needed to be brighter and more energized. IMHO.
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6,655
I hope this ends up on Colbert with Stephen completely devastated that Tyson likes Stewart better.
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6,656
> My friend takes the water, dumps it on his date, and says, "I just watered a beautiful flower."\n\nI'm fucking dying, that's too damned funny. I'm sorry if it sounds rude, but I just pictured my best friend doing this and leaving right after.
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6,657
I haven't washed my jeans in 6 months........
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6,658
This would have been fucking legendary. Imagine a post credit scene where you just see a Web shoot across the screen with the sound effect then like a flash of red and blue or something. People would lose their minds. The Internet would explode
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6,659
We have a lot of very daft children and overprotective parents.
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6,660
You must either live with grandma or just have a lot of old stuff.
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6,661
3: pelvis, elbow and rib.
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6,662
http://i.imgur.com/tltKC.png
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6,663
well, if you set your house on fire your dog would probably be more inclined to poop outside.
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6,664
My vagina rejects this story...
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6,665
So not that close to IT support then.
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6,666
That's really insulting, man. That day flipped my life, turned it upside-down - it's why I'm a youth pastor now.
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6,667
Lil' Jon is one of the last people I would want to be behind when you're trying to go through airport security.\n\n"Sir, do you have any metallic objects?"\n\n"YEAHHHHHHHH"
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6,668
"Do you know who had a girlfriend? Hitler."\n\nThat shuts them up.
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6,669
He set up the President's Emergency Plan for AIDS Relief. "According to a 2009 study published in Annals of Internal Medicine, the program had averted about 1.1 million deaths in Africa and reduced the death rate due to AIDS in the countries involved by 10%"\nhttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/President's_Emergency_Plan_for_AIDS_Relief
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6,670
"Today I saw ~~hundreds~~ thousands of people on Reddit claim the best course of action was a fundamentalist dictatorship"\n\n*edit for thousands.
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6,671
Apparently they only talked through the night and held hands. I think they got pretty close to each other one time, but the school dance chaperone nudged them back to a respectable distance.
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6,672
> Senator Roger Wicker\n\nNot Texas! Yes!
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6,673
I asked her if I had a small dick.
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6,674
>but if they put something solid like clay in the bottom of the cup it would at least have a more natural heft to it when the actors pick it up or put it down.\n\nExactly!! They make fake newspapers and stuff. How hard would it be to create a slightly weighted coffee cup?
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6,675
Assuming that position in front of your boss is called "having a job"
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6,676
I mean, you say that but I've still never heard of the guy.
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6,677
I can do about 16 million of those:\n\n\#000000, #000001, #000002...
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6,678
Then we will fap in the shade
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6,679
Why would you pull out if you had a condom on?
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6,680
In the beginning, you can hear her ask "If I hit you, you're not going to hit me back?" like, 5 times.\n\nHe responds "No" and then "I'm not going to fight a girl." And then her friend says "He's not going to fight you!"\n\nThis chick was MAKING SURE that she could get away with punching him. She wanted to know that if she sucker punched him, he wasn't going to retaliate. She felt safe. Fortunately, the dude is a liar. lol
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6,681
As the guy who inserts and removes that gauze for patients in the hospital, sorry man. I enjoy it though.
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6,682
Not if you make the picture wider but shorter! BEWARE OF MICROSOFT WORD
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6,683
The peas stand alone, obviously.
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6,684
Not just any fedora, a fedora from Walmart.
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6,685
Not only that, but to have that son of yours killed by a bunch of ungrateful 2nd generation European immigrants that had opportunity served to them on a silver platter.
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6,686
http://i.imgur.com/RcPyJcF.gif
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6,687
18 + 20 = 38\n\n\nHmmm... Well, the math checks out. This seems legit, carry on.
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6,688
http://i.imgur.com/Lho5T16.gif
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6,689
The secret to driving in New York is to make the other guy believe that you care less about your car than he does about his.
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6,690
These are the lyrics from now on.
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6,691
Slight breeze? Boner.
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6,692
If this is true, I think you made a good decision.
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6,693
a very cheap prostitute
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6,694
Which is weird and backward...
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6,695
Interstellar blew me away. You're going to love it.
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6,696
Lets get this kid a doll. Please.
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6,697
Fuck that, bump it up a notch. Make a turret on the back and have a gunner.
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6,698
"Rescued this little guy on Mars, he seemed lost"
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6,699
Time to invest in STDs?
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