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Mine's similar - my mom walked in on me and a friend (I didn't have a boyfriend at the time, this was just a very close FWB) cuddling after sex once..I was 19..and she called me a slut for a really long time after. Like would send me letters and emails, basically just to call me a slut.
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3,501
youre some kind of evil\n
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3,502
Ripperoni in Pepperoni 😭\n\nEDIT: Many thanks to the kind user who have me gold! Glad I could help brighten someone's day😊
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3,503
Why the fuck would you do that?
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3,504
Sounds like she was planning to sue the school from the get go. You post one thing on facebook during school hours and she would use a screen cap in court. You didn't accept her friend request and she decided to spy on you at home. When that failed she used your "lack of interaction" as an excuse to go ahead and sue like she was planning anyways. Hope she didn't get a dime.
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3,505
"It's not what it looks like, let me explain!"\n\n"No! Your abrupt change in character can have no other explanation! I must flee!"\n\n"Fine, but I'll be too stubborn to follow up with you about how this is all a misunderstanding."\n\n"That's ok, I would ignore your calls and have my sassy best friend be the go-between anyways."
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3,506
That bleeding looks pretty external to me.
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3,507
Hahahahahahahahaha your wording makes the action seem like such a gentle, tender moment. Here poop, go quietly into the dark night (slash plumbing).
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3,508
Every ten minutes? Not every game is against Brazil.
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3,509
There she is!\n\nEdit: For everyone wondering if I know what my username is, im fully aware that it means penis in welsh. I wanted to see if it was taken and here we are\n\nEdit2: Diolch yn fawr am yr aur!
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3,510
SpyKids 3D: Game Over is the absolute worst. I remember seeing that one in the theatre when I was 10 and saving my 3D Glasses because I didn't think they'd be included with the movie once it was available for rental (people would probably lose or destroy them). Don't know why I was so eager to see it again.
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3,511
**How I Boned A Bunch of Women Before I Met Your Mother**
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3,512
When he was about 8 years old, they had Grandparents Day at school, so my mom went to hang out with him. They were very close and had spent tons of time together. His teacher says "And who is this, Jake?" He looks at my mom and says, "what are you, my aunt or something??"
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3,513
Everyone forgets he's immortal though. My theory is that he had to come up with a way to hide his immortality and there just happened to be a fridge nearby.
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3,514
I think we're all a little surprised that it looks as good as it does.
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3,515
At that age they know right from wrong and this type of sadism probably means a couple of future serial killers just got taken off the streets.
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3,516
In 2050 there will be no more OPs like this one.
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3,517
Exactly! I've always hated the term "reverse racism". It is just racism.
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3,518
If not MILLIONS. Everyone send positive vibes to OP!
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3,519
Tbh, the kind of people who use their children like that aren't usually the type to be devastated about it later. Sorry. \n\n*Internet hugs* tho. You seem to have learned from their mistake and good on you!
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3,520
The person who took the picture is higher\n◔ ◡ ◔\n\n
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3,521
http://imgur.com/WFpZNQW
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3,522
That exactly what I thought a twin would say. *If he had the smaller penis*.
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3,523
Don't be ashamed, be proud your grandmother is still modelling at her age.
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3,524
Having to wait for someone to get off the phone so you could use the phone.
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3,525
Wait... it *doesn't* work?\n\nBrb
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3,526
It's 3 times. Just remember the jingle:\n\nRoll, roll, roll your bag \nThen enjoy your snack! \nMerrily merrily merrily merrily \nOnly 3 times you fucking idiot
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3,527
As a german: I don't understand why anybody would NOT want to live like this. You guys make fun of us. But we have figured it out.
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3,528
It reminds me of ['the boner apparatus']\n(http://files.sharenator.com/391135.png)
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3,529
Snarky comment about previous poster will go here
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3,530
GREAT Question!\n\nFirst of all, you can compare Lisa to Eleezabeth Taylor, to when she did CLEOPATRA. The ladies, they don't have to wear jeans, they can wear dresses to be very powerful.\n\nSo Lisa's character is very powerful. She represents American society.\n\nSo that's my answer. Move on, next one!
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3,531
but what if the life-form only comes out at night...
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3,532
Wait, there were multiple people with PSPs in your school? I know only two in mine, and one of them already graduated. I need to find new people to play monster hunter with.
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3,533
Reddit can make this happen. We will do everything in our power.
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3,534
Too bad Teddy Roosevelt has been dead for awhile.\n\nEdit: brb gonna see if I can resurrect Teddy Roosevelt with reddit gold
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3,535
"Ok, last question: what are your thoughts on the recent decline in the quality of /r/gonewild?"\n\n"This is something I am very passionate about. The amount of quality content...wait...shit"
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3,536
I hardly knew him\n\nEdit: WooHoo Gold. You guys guild the dumbest shit. Thank you.
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3,537
I think fat takes away a persons uniqueness. Defining features just get rounded out and they look the same.
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3,538
OP I hope you read ^this post. It's the plain, honest truth.
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3,539
Infidels! You know nothing of repeat. All you do is lather and rinse!
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3,540
Ha! My friend's grandparents had a similar story of being scandalized by a lout at a bar in key west who was insulting patrons from behind a daquiri.\n\nErnest Hemingway.
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3,541
Absolutely not. Three or so weeks after the incident I was told I couldn't be class representative anymore because I didn't show up to any of the meetings. I probably could be a politician if I wasn't such a lazy ass.
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3,542
I suppose you could say they were\n\n\n*puts on sunglasses*\n\n\ndedicated servers.\n\n\n\nYEEEAAAAAAH
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3,543
Surprised this is so far down. A 130 foot tall statue of a guy with a bit of a thing for decimating entire populations? It's all over.\n\nEdit: in b4 another person points out what decimating means despite a dozen or so people clearly already have. Even going as far to summon me to a post reply a level under mine like /u/presidentjim. (so definitely sees all the replies). Yeah, it's wrong. I think everyone gets it. Man, some people need funny validation.
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3,544
That one sounds like you really need to be high to enjoy it.
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3,545
I think you fell for a person, not a gender.
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3,546
Neighbor: "Hey, you know I would really appreciate it if you could.. you know... be more quiet during your... evening activities."\n\nOP: "Yeah sure, but you can join in any time you want."\n\nNeighbor: "WHAT"\n\nOP:"Sure, you can also bring your kids with you."\n\n"..."
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3,547
And when you can't breathe anymore and begin clapping your hands, making you look like a retarded mute seal.
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3,548
Probably a lisp programmer.
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3,549
*he mutters to himself in the shower that night*
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3,550
I get married next month, will update on the +/-
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3,551
And ugly people. You forgot ugly people. They're unattractive.
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3,552
Oh really? I have the utmost respect for you, personally and professionally. But that's ok, you're entitled to your opinion.
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3,553
Even your writing has a Russian accent.
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3,554
No, but I have friends at school. And she has pretty black hair and a small face, and eyes and a nose and a mouth. And small legs. And pretty shoes. And pretty and small arms and hands and fingers. And her name is Lilly. I really like her.
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3,555
You'd probably just have an entirelly different circle of friends due to your maturity level.
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3,556
Think about it. Under the old system, we could have likely seen an Alabama/FSU championship game.\n\nNow they both will watch at home.\n\nLong live the playoffs.
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3,557
So you're saying that the beat was so fresh that it brought down the house
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3,558
lik dis if ur frend diez evertim
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3,559
Or not seeing the photos of an event for 6 months because there was still 4 pictures left to take before it could be sent away to be developed.\n\nThank you for the Gold Internet Stranger!
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3,560
11 year old me would have been watching that channel that used to just play movie trailers for the 0.7 seconds of Demi Moore sideboob in *Striptease*...\n\nJust 12 more minutes and they'll show it again. Like a monk, I sit. Patient like the mountain, unmoved by time. Eternal boob searcher.
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3,561
There's a disease of the brain that affects the regions related to Parkinsons and Huntingtons, but it's caused by strep infections. It's called Sydenham's chorea, but it used to be called St. Vitus dance. I would guess that the dancing plague was something similar.
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3,562
once you learn to beat my kennen in a 1v1 maybe i'll respond to your questions ;)
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3,563
I genuinely had a hearty laugh from this series of comments. Thanks reddit for my making my dull day amazing as always <3\n\nEdit: this is my most points ever in a comment. Thanks again reddit! You've helped me earn internet points :))
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3,564
Wow, that was 2013? Time is passing me by.
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3,565
This wouldn't just blow people's minds, it'd terrify them.
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3,566
Do you girls also open 30 tabs of different videos and only watch the ending of the first?
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3,567
No, some people are terrorists
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3,568
404 feeling not found
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3,569
We do. We're no scrubs.
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3,570
That's pretty damn funny. Isn't really that cringe worthy on your part other than how you handled it.
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3,571
I don't get it.\n\nedit: I get it.
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3,572
Wow! I learnt a lot of Jordan by reading this one comment. Thank you
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3,573
upvote for 'vagina's browsing history'
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3,574
Why would you name your child herpes
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3,575
Someone's a little upset because they didn't get an invite.
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3,576
I once had to do the quick dick hide right as my orgasm hit. Ruined my pants, ruined my orgasm, ruined my relationship with my brother.
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3,577
He actually posted a strategy he already has a counter-strategy for. Always one step ahead, that PigSlam.
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3,578
To be fair, that is sound logic.
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3,579
If I called my mom and immediately told her I love her, she'd just ask how much I wanted now.
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3,580
He also gave you very good advice.
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3,581
She was wet from the guy she was texting
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3,582
Another thing most don't know is that 99% of strippers never get close to making $5000 a night.
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3,583
Dyson?\n\nEdit: To the people complaining that I ruined the joke /u/PM_ME_THE_NUMBER_112 above actually had negative points until I commented
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3,584
I just used the default particle color for the puke, but I think it works well enough. Maybe he drank a huge orange slush?\n\n[One gif plus puke](http://i.imgur.com/coxALbo.gif)
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3,585
I still play soccer but don't shake hands.
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3,586
> continuously \n\nJust follow the trail!
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3,587
If god didn't want us to pee in sinks, he wouldn't have put them at dick level.
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3,588
*reads username*\n\nhey you don't belong in this thread at all!
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3,589
Haha. It's not, but I can see it being reposted for ironyvotes in the near future.
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3,590
HOLY SHIT i have gone 32 years without knowing this trick
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3,591
Give a man a mask and he'll show you his true face\n\nEdit: thanks for the gold folks. \n\nEdit 2: I heard quote from a friend, chill out guys. Anyways, its apparently a paraphrase from V for Vendetta which itself is a paraphrase from a quote by Oscar Wilde.
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3,592
And everyone who tries it ends up dead. 100%
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3,593
Machetes are half off. Now he's got two machetes. Your move.\n\nEdit: Unnecessary apostrophe
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3,594
Same. I always check out girls. It's either for appreciation, comparison, or hating...depending on my mood.
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3,595
Does that make it 0K.
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3,596
My wife elbows me in the face if I try that.
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3,597
http://i.imgur.com/KywVV5u.jpg
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3,598
The inner dentist in me cringed at the thought of holding diet coke in your mouth for longer than a second.
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3,599
It was a sweet Vidalia, so it wasn't too difficult. We purposefully left on the dry, outer skin. That was the worst part. But it made it funnier, made it a lot louder and messier.
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