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For a woman: somewhere between ten minutes and two hours. \n\n
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I am a girl and had another girl in high school find out I was using tampons instead of pads. She exclaimed to me "but how do you pee with that in there?" :(((((\n\nEDIT: Well, a lot more of you are wondering how this can be true than I thought would be asking, I apologize for not sharing the answer: girls have 3 holes, so the tampon does not obstruct anything when you have to pee. The more you know.
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3,302
Look at that broke student trying to be over-optimistic.
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3,303
Wait...this is strange?
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3,304
My money is on X. Dude is cool with going to a hotel room just to hang out and "hold hands," guy is definitely a redditor.
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3,305
http://i.imgur.com/wEkA59m.jpg 645 days played on 1 toon. I regret nothing.
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3,306
We caused an earthquake in New Zealand during Tribute, Google it bitch
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3,307
That doesn't sound healthy, man. You should just masturbate to Sim doppelgangers of your ex, like I do. \n\nSeriously though, The Sims is a powerful and dangerous tool that lets you pretend to have the life you want.
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3,308
Later we laughed over this silly anecdote at the Klan meeting
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That's when you pull out a notebook, write something while tutting, then give them a smile and say, "okay, on with the rest of the inspection."\n\nEDIT: Finally my top comment isn't about LSD and a Downs Syndrome kid.
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3,310
I fucking hate that whole "Wait, I can explain!!" bullshit.\n
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3,311
Dude....\n\nI don't know why I didn't think of this before.\n\nBe right back, learning two verses in case our paths cross.\n
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3,312
That's just depressing.
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3,313
This may be the most appropriate use of this meme in reddit's history.
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3,314
WOOO HOO! Which record did I break?
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3,315
Usually peoples refers to multiple groups of people.
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3,316
You're a menace to society.
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3,317
I loved in Arrested Development when Michael went to meet with a lawyer about a news special on TV. The lawyer tried to show him the clip on TV, but they had to wait for commercials and for it to actually air.
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3,318
Being at a [7] my brain couldn't process the awesomeness, and I kept thinking "awesome, a picture of the [10] guy" and "awesome, a picture of Bill Murray," but it took me at least 2 minutes to finally put them together. And now I'm wondering if framing a picture from reddit of people I don't know is weird.
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3,319
http://i.imgur.com/JOJnp.png
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3,320
Tina turned out to be a babe too\n\nhttp://i.imgur.com/YN4wbz9.jpg
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3,321
You mean *sadistic* dick.
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3,322
That motherfucker is pure class.
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3,323
Doesn't Matter, Had Rex.
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3,324
Fuck yeah you can cuss. This is America.
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3,325
Oh My God.\n\nHoly shit.\n\nYou guys.\n\nHitler is just Michael Scott from the Office...
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3,326
Explain why I'm five\n
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3,327
**HR is NOT your friend. Their function IS to protect the Company . Do not forget this advice**\n\nThis needs to be said over and over and over again. I wish I could give you more than one upvote.
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3,328
You could have taken a picture...
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3,329
it must have aim assist.......
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3,330
Trying to play in a car at night and holding it up high so the headlights from the car behind lit it up
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3,331
The best part about this whole thing is that when Sibrel sued him in court for the punch, the judge looked at the footage and threw out the case.\n\nJustice system prevailed after all.
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3,332
i really like louise, but i think bob likes Tina best. She's the most reasonable
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3,333
A guy with three penises who fought off a bear and became president.
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3,334
I'm a straight guy and I do this a lot too. For people who don't really understand why, here's my reasoning for it... When I look at another dude and think of him as handsome, I try to single out the qualities behind why he is. Then, I think about if I have those qualities or how I can obtain them, if possible...
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3,335
18 [f], super shy, first post, does Reddit have any love for girls with amazing boobs and flawless skin?
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3,336
"That's amazing! How did they ever do that? Well they just threw human death and suffering at it until it was complete." - Louis C.K.
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3,337
Step 1- marry claire. \nStep 2- become president.
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3,338
I prefer this over the food recylcer.
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3,339
It's called "Paris, Texas."
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3,340
YOU ARE NOW BEING INVESTIGATED BY THE NFL FOR UNLAWFUL USE OF THE NATIONAL FOOTBALL LEAGUES SOLE PROPERTY AND POSSESION\n\nEdit: he likes it! Mikey really likes it!
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3,341
Not-Gay-Guy: Sorry man, I'm straight.\n\nGay-Guy: So is spaghetti. Until it gets **hot**.\n\n*Meow*
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3,342
That sounds fucking AWESOME.
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3,343
Oh YEAH!\n\nSean Bean was great! Huge fan of Game of Thrones! So bummed Ned Stark got murdered! So happy to work with Ned Stark! He's the chillest person ever. He's like... just a normal British guy whom you can just shoot the shit with.
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3,344
There should definitely be a science mission to Europa
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3,345
Don't be irrational, that's AbSurd.
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3,346
Seriously, regardless of what you're wearing, stripping someone's pants like that is a horrendous thing to do.
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3,347
Plot to new movie 1.27 hours starring a kid
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3,348
The invention of the saw was extremely cutting edge
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3,349
Thrust to weight is optimizing for a surprisingly low thrust level, even when accounting for the added mass of plumbing and structure for many engines. Looks like a little over 230 metric tons (~500 klbf) of thrust per engine, but we will have a lot of them :)
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3,350
And by leaving his son something he makes it that much harder for it to actually be contested - because it makes it clear it was not an oversight and yes, he really wanted that.
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3,351
Dubai is an incredible achievement in terms of human building but it is, to me, hell on earth. Everything about it from the oppressive humidity to the oppressive culture.
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3,352
I only wash my hands if i touch something dirty. And my dick ain't dirty. \n\nEdit : It was just a joke i heard somewhere, but i learned a lot about bacteria today haha.
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3,353
He knows what it's called he just wants you to think he doesnt.
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3,354
"I saw a mudcrab the other day. Disgusting creatures."\n"Good bye!"
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3,355
Plus, braille has a system of contractions such that you often don't need to spell out entire words, which saves a ton of space.
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3,356
In terms of noticing: 7 or 8.\n\nIn terms of realizing that its like something that matters: 12.
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3,357
Dumb stuff? I don't like dumb stuff.
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3,358
And now I am existentially question what authority truly is
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3,359
A couple of years ago, when my parents were gone on April 1st, I decided i would tape the sprayer handle down and wait for them to come home and use the sink. Well, a few minutes after i do that, i forgot. I went to wash my hands and soaked my shirt and the kitchen floor. After this hapoening 2 more times, i got pissed and took off the tape. I'm too dumb for April Fools.\nEdit: As it turns out, many others share my shame. THERE ARE LITERALLY DOZENS OF US
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3,360
The most heart-wrenching thing I've seen on reddit so far it's the saying:\n\n"Growing up really poor means realizing in your twenties that mommy was lying when she said she already ate "
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3,361
How *dare* you. Ketchup and hot dogs go *fantastically* together!
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3,362
Yea, now you have a pet rat which you have to feed pythons.\n\nMuch more expensive though.
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3,363
I hope you took care of the snitch
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3,364
Just look around /r/conspiracy for 5 minutes, holocaust denial everywhere and they commonly refer to it as the "holohoax". Sickening \n\nEdit: lol according to a thread in conspiracy I am a paid shill or something with an agenda against them. News to me!\n\nI don't think everyone over there is a holocaust denier, and I may have worded my post poorly.
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3,365
Yea man, uptown funk.
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3,366
Two cows are in a field, one says "mooooo!", the other says "that's what I was going to say."
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3,367
Don't you mean **Marten** Luther King?
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3,368
Why would he send it to your parents..?
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3,369
I had a customer send back well done prime rib 3 times because it wasn't "well done" enough. The cooks said fuck it the 4th time and dropped it in the deep fryer for at least 5 min. Then the customer asked for a side of ketchup.
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3,370
Oh fuck this. I'm going to bed.
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3,371
> ...and as he looks around, the dildo slooowly slides out of his ass. \n\n_Blooooooop. Pbtpbptpb._
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3,372
Nintendo released an official timeline.
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3,373
I just looked up the value of a PT Cruiser and you're exactly right. According to the KBB, a used PT with 60-80,000 miles in my regional market is worth approximately -$13,000 due to its detrimental effects on life.
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3,374
Crystal Methany.\n\nEdit: Uh, wow. This is a first
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3,375
_"I'm so sorry to hear that your husband beat you up with a baseball bat. Would you apologize for being the person he hates?"_
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3,376
seoul city hall was 100,000 people!
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3,377
I am currently homeless, and I don't look it because there are tons of resources in the city I am located. I walked 11 miles one day just to get an interview. wasn't even an interview, was him telling me if he will call me again. lets hope he calls me! I had a big resume, and I sent an email after saying thank you for the interview!
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3,378
You're not trying hard enough.
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3,379
My heart was attacked, by a knife.
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3,380
There were lots of things that I thought was fun. My week began with trying out Google and that was something that i really thought was fun and toally new.
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3,381
MY MAN\n\nObligatory edit: So I almost quadrupled my karma by saying two words, wtf reddit?
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3,382
No shots on goal yet? What a slow sport with limited scoring chances.
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3,383
I'm 33 and this doesn't work anymore. :(
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3,384
Me and three friends drove cross country in college. We were going to meet another friend north of Chicago and stopped in Gary to get gas. Weird place. Four white kids get out of the car, loud, tossing football around, not a care in the world. Then notice every window everywhere has bars on them, and people are looking at us like we're F'n crazy. Get to our buddies house and he tells us its the murder capital of the country and we're lucky we didn't get messed up. Jackson 5, though.
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3,385
I think it's accurate, relatively speaking, for I once rubbed my own moustache off from sidling up to a Tom Sizemore lit fart. While urinating on an Amy Grant cassette.
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3,386
Good job using those eye thingies.
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3,387
To be fair, you don't bring much to the table.
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3,388
She blinks when you do.
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3,389
"Do you know Obama?"\n\n"I am Obama."\n\n"... really?"\n\n"Of course not! Can't you tell the difference? I expect better from you, Jackie Chan."\n\n"I'm not Jackie Chan."\n\n"... whoops."
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3,390
Crinkling intensifies
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3,391
Certified gay man here: I've had gay sex that was less gay than that idea.
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3,392
I will say one thing about the picky pizza people: You get it right for them, you become their new best friend. And it kinda feels good.
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3,393
I think he brings a brilliant message, especially to young people; you often fail on the path to success. He's broadcasting, very publicly, the failures of this endeavour, embracing them and making them part of the process.
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3,394
Do you not get morning mouth? I can't imagine having that all day!\n\nEdit: I am getting a lot of replies claiming they remedy this with coffee or tea...no you don't. You are likely making it worse. People must be leaning away from you all day.
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3,395
He's the Adam Sandler of non Adam Sandler movies.
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3,396
It's one-way glass obviously.
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3,397
i can taste it. the spring water. \n\nit's good
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3,398
Moist. Moist. Moist. Moist. Moist.
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3,399
No one suspects Jesus to be under the giant Buddha statue.
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