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http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3p9b4z/
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3,201
That's what's cool about Biden. No one would dare try to assassinate Obama because then we'll get Biden. That's probably what's keeping Obama alive.
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3,202
ONE OF US. ONE OF US.
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3,203
Did you just leave the dish out in the open for 20 minutes then? Or put it in the freezer?
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3,204
words of wisdom.\n\n\n"The ice never yes." -David Blaine
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3,205
Maybe it was done as a joke. Sometimes we read too much into something.
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3,206
I'm impressed - I nearly got a full paragraph in before scrolling back to check if it was you.
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3,207
I was going to post something but then I realized I don't actually care about any of this.
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3,208
I prefer the disarmingly polite ones you see like, "you have a lovely anus".
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3,209
Hi there, unofficial ambassador from /r/gore here.\n\nDisregard thinkmcfly. Put on your best birkenstocks and see what this bike can do. It'll be just like GTA, trust me.
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3,210
Good Guy Gamer. haha. Golden.
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3,211
Solve for x? 24 mother fucker next question.
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3,212
> one of these questions that make you question even the most basic things, such as what a salad is, or what hats are\n\n\nThat was hilarious, and oh so true. I once had a lady pout at the table because everyone else was eating ceviche. While they explained that it was "raw" fish, but cured in lime juice (so not exactly just raw), she replied "Well, I know, but I just…don't eat food that was once raw."
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3,213
The latinos are mutating.
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3,214
Best excuse for tardiness I've ever seen.
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3,215
On the bright side, at least his fake wife is okay.
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3,216
I adore Mindy. She is a force of nature and a sweet sweet heart. We also give each other shit mercilessly.
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3,217
For $400, would you park my car in every space, one after the other, while I sit nearby in a lawn chair, drinking scotch and chuckling?
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3,218
joke's on them, they're both dating an untrustworthy liar now.
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3,219
my convertible red Ferrari, I live in the pacific north west. not the best city for a convertible. I regret nothing.
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3,220
I like playin that game. I one blocked the WoW servers on a test outside line and then a tech came to me later that day complaining about connectivity issues on that line. \nI told him to stop playing WoW and go work on tickets. He then franticallly left my area. \nThe all controlling admin: Phenomenal cosmic power, itty bitty living space.
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3,221
That's because you were a hero.
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3,222
He just realised he forgot his socks.
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3,223
Lincoln was caught off guard too
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3,224
Too risky. Can't hear the door knob jiggling.
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3,225
games I wouldn't play with my mom: that one.
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3,226
Diamonds are *hard* which is the scientific term for them being able to resist permanent deformation from different types of forces. For diamonds in particular it usually means the ability to be scratch resistant. But that doesn't mean it could handle other forces like torsion or shear.\n\nThink about glass, its more difficult to scratch glass than aluminum. But if I were to hut both with a hammer, the glass would be more likely to break.\n\nedit: most upvoted comment, by a *landslide* haha
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3,227
And people say landing on mars is centuries off.
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3,228
That pretty much confirms it.
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3,229
Yea it's changed...now you have to be there 17 hours early
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3,230
I knew I slept in too late when I turned on the TV and Saved by the Bell was on.
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3,231
And I have a PHD...\n\nEdit: For this? Really?
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3,232
>Being in that country completely changed my outlook on Arabs and Muslims\n\nAnd that, folks, is why everyone should travel. Especially outside their cultural and comfort zones.
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3,233
Wrong? Maybe. Genius? Definitely.
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3,234
This is clearly the only acceptable line.
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3,235
I'm sure Reddit would stay completely calm and mature in this situation.
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3,236
/╲/\╭( ͡° ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ͡°)╮/\╱\.
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3,237
No, dummy. The milk makes them look blue.
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3,238
**Achievement Unlocked: Oh shit** \n \nUnintentionally pooping your pants.
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3,239
Exactly. "Some people are just too stupid to be allowed outside *the country*". At least the rest of the world shouldn't suffer from their stupidity.
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3,240
That's what I gathered!
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3,241
False. There is a rumor on the web that you are not actually African American, but that you've been taking those pills C. Thomas Howell took in the film "Soul Man." Is there any truth to this?
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3,242
somebody knows their shit
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3,243
This guy. This guy right here is gonna be president someday.
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3,244
Yes. All of the operators (engineers, scientists, drivers, planners) live on Mars time, by shifting the schedule +40 minutes each day. This is order to maximize the efficiency of each sol. MB
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3,245
Google's future is built around all members of the country being technologically literate and being regular tech users.\n\nIf they had their way they would have affordable and fast internet for every member of the public. They know that every person who isn't internet literate is a lost consumer. \n\nI wish all businesses worked around this sort of ideal, where making the consumer better was beneficial to the bottom line.
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3,246
The whole plane to yourselves and you still sit next to that poor guy
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3,247
>Contestants would have to consume one mind/behavior altering drugs (**including alcohol or weed**). Then, try to do stuff like normal people in public and try to act as normal as possible without raising suspicion (buying groceries, going to DMV, shop in Ikea, go to the frozen yogurt store). \n\nSo a normal Tuesday?
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3,248
Ollie 720. I still try it sometimes.
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3,249
Damn it Monty. Fucking Warmonger
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3,250
There's an awesome one where a guy muted the music & then edited in "normal" sounds like footsteps, city sounds, horses neighing etc! :DD Hilarious result! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6ZSZbNfSpk\n\nAlso PSY you're so cool! Stay genuine! <3
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3,251
texas here, can also vouch it does sound nasty as shit, you're supposed to put gun powder on your eggs
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3,252
I'll always have faith in kids. They know so much more than I did. Kids are as smart as they ever were. One of my favorite lines from a song is, They'll learn much more, than I'll ever know. And I think to myself, what a wonderful world.
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3,253
You may have been crying but you were quite a man to own up to it.
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3,254
Also, good for him for wearing shorts under his pants that day instead of just underpants.
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3,255
I had a writing prof who insisted that we submit 1st, 2nd, 3rd, Etc Drafts online. \n\nWhen I turned in my final draft, the anti-plagiarism software said that I plagiarized 90% of my paper. It cited another students paper as the original source. The link? *My first draft that I submitted a week earlier*.
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3,256
so if you apply to NASA with a PhD your job is to run around outside
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3,257
Relax. She was just meeting up for kisses.
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3,258
nope. But im gonna do it right now\n\nEdit: I am woman hear me roar!
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3,259
Strange japanese guy befriends you a couple of years, forgets a strange nintendo-product in your house, and disappears for good. The product spreads through the Internet and suddenly everyone thinks the Wii-pad feels small and handy.\n\nCoincidence I think not.
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3,260
They all play themselves. The show is a bunch of goofy, comedian friends acting a plot together. It's perfect.\n\nEdit: Dang. Now my highest upvoted comment is no longer my witty "compound incest" joke. Also RIP in piece inbox.
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3,261
Depends on the cheese. Do you want a mozzarella? Cream cheese or yogurt cheese? If it's an aged cultured cheese I haven't got the humidity control to do those yet. \n\n//15 year tech veteran here so I too know how to make cheese.
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3,262
I still enjoyed it, thank you.
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3,263
Posting a comment and somebody else posting something similar after, but they get all the up votes. ): \n\nedit: thank you to my anonymous gilder.
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3,264
Well that was an emotional rollercoaster.
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3,265
Yes. If there is someone sitting on ~2 meters long bench on bus stop nobody else goes sit there. It's not that we hate people, we just don't like smalltalks.
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3,266
The best part about Bing porn searches is how Bing initially puts the images/stills through that privacy glass filter as if they don't want the person who searched for "latex midgets anal fisting shoulder deep" to be offended by the resulting image and video results.\n\n"Oh yeah, thanks Bing. I totally didn't want to see any inappropriate images after searching for 'screaming painal forced orgasm.' You really saved me there."
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3,267
Waiting at a 4 way stop intersection.\n\n\n"Go ahead."\n\n\n"No, you go."\n\n\n"It's alright, you can go."\n\n\n"Just fucking go already."\n\n\n*Both cars go and hit each other*
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3,268
Because of the context, I read your typo as "McQualified".\n\nEdit: Thanks for the gold!
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3,269
Or like only needing to push 1 yard to score the superbowl win and throwing the ball to the other team.
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3,270
I need to find me some sweaty dudes to wrestle, apparently.
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3,271
Right? Id sell my mom to Reddit for 800 upvotes!\n\nEDIT: jesus fuck! Alright give me a minute\n\nEDIT: heres my bottom earner her name is "Ma". http://imgur.com/HnL3hey\n\nEDIT: Doubled my karma quota! No longer my bottom earner! Haha idk
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3,272
Nice way of subtly calling her a whore for stealing your part.
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3,273
...I just looked for moving wheels in the picture. I'm not a smart man.
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3,274
Adam and Jamie's Weird Shitshow
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3,275
This man is good with words and stuff.
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3,276
Then turn around, stick it out, even other women have to admit that you appear to have the necessary physical attributes to produce many healthy offspring.
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3,277
Still took him 5 hours to get up the stairs and his mom still hasn't seen him for months
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3,278
Time to switch tabs, this is getting real.
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3,279
You try finding something to go with those tribal tats.
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3,280
You are right. It's been really hard lately seeing her disinterested, but It's selfish of me not to and I'm sure I'd regret it later. Plus I love playing for the other residence there. I'll keep trying....I've just been in the dumps lately.
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3,281
We would have also accepted "Who?"
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3,282
I do wish we had more time to explain and explore the science in these stories we take on. Television and ratings seem to require that we keep things to a relatively shallow level, which I find frustrating. There is a lot\nof depth in some of the things we explore which I wish we could put out there. We hope to someday use the web to allow an interface that could let the viewers go as deep as they desire instead of being so limited.\n
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3,283
Cause Jenny's a lying whore
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3,284
Only if used sparingly. This can be a "the only time my father ever hit me was when he found out I was in a gang" moment, which sticks with you forever. But if you get slapped around regularly, it sort of loses its impact.
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3,285
she would probably get drunk and ask me for money.
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3,286
That's ok I was just browsing.
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3,287
As an engineering student, I can tell you that you'll see a lot of boobs in your classes, but few of them will belong to women.
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3,288
That sure is ridiculous, fellow human! Hahaha! What a good day to be warm-blooded!
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3,289
You've glossed over the whole "airborne frogs" part.
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3,290
Careful, things could take a Lovecraftian turn for the worst.
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3,291
Why on earth did you buy the disembodied spirits of a bunch of fish in the first place?
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3,292
OP asked for a stereotype, not a fact.
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3,293
Rumplemintz is a good name for a baby with fetal alcohol syndrome. \n\nLife in the FAS lane!
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3,294
Keep an eye on that one. He's the kind that breaks the universe.
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3,295
http://i.imgur.com/kgcVCEG.gif
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3,296
Why do people keep suggesting rici-
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3,297
>She said she had a date planned for us and I'd have a sexy surprise waiting for me for when I got back. She winked at me and said sorry\n\nOh hell no
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3,298
This is actually a ploy. An incredibly evil ploy. If you hurry up, I win. If you walk at your normal pace, you win.
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3,299
people can reword this, but this is basically it.\n\nPreorders allow devs to make money off of bad games. There's no reason for them to change their business structure if their lazy method is currently profitable.
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