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3,000
I would argue Bill Murray is the actual hero there.
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3,001
Its "hi, how are you?"\n\nEdit: and yes, i am kinda high!
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3,002
That fact goes WAY further back than that. You're the first in a line of fathers that goes back through every stage of evolution to the beginning of sexual procreation! \n\nFrom your DNA's perspective, you're the first failure in 3 and a half billion years.
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3,003
SMASH ME LIKE ONE OF YOUR FRENCH GIRLS
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3,004
LOL.\n\nHowever I do bring good tidings! I'm two years early.
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3,005
Like that ever fucking stopped people from having kids.
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3,006
Backpack game on point
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3,007
Unidan has Tourettes now I guess.
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3,008
"Like I was trying to start a lawnmower" \n\nBEST. VISUAL. EVER.
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3,009
windows 7 does not have the windows store, windows 10 does.
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3,010
I guess he took the hypocritic oath. \n \nI'll see myself out.
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3,011
Welcome to Reddit, Mr. President.
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3,012
In the pop world that's mad impressive.
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3,013
You know what,\nYou don't just win the internet for today, you win LIFE for today. And hell, since I'm not working over the weekend, you get to keep your trophy for a few days.\n\n*Edit: Due to popular demand, you have won life, for ever.\nKeep up the good work. :)
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3,014
Hey man, the world isn't so #000000 and #FFFFFF
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3,015
You die only to be transported into a husk of a world where you slowly die over and over again until you lose your sanity. Yeah I'll pass.
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3,016
I think Breaking Bad ruined that name for me.
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3,017
That's because risk avoidance supplanted innovation as the driving force of "progress"\n\n*Except all that crazy one way trip to mars stuff*
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3,018
You're right. If they got this under $1000 I'd buy one. Not even using a throwaway. \n\nI've had plenty of girls in my time, I've got nothing to prove to myself. I've got disposable income, so why not buy a super high end sex toy?
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3,019
That's just cool everyone. Thank you.
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3,020
Along the same lines, if you meet an asshole in the morning, you met an asshole. If you run into assholes all day long, you're probably the asshole.
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3,021
WAKE UP! HICCUP! WHY'D YOU LEAVE THE KEYS UPON THE TABLE? YOU WANTED TO!
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3,022
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alexander_Graham_Bell
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3,023
The moments of truth in woodworking: \n\n1) When you flood your finished wood with oil, and the grain, color and figure jump out like a visual lung-full of opium smoke (so I've read).\n\n2) When the piece you have wrought comes into use. The canoe, the table, the canoe paddle, the pipe, the cribbage board.... when you rest your steak and your whiskey upon the table you have made, you feel pretty goddamn tall for keeping those treats off the ground..
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3,024
We? Daft? Something seems fishy here... I smell a dirty red coat
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3,025
Would that be a gay pride?
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3,026
If you seek him out and have a meeting, I'll give you a buddy pass from the airline I work at.
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3,027
> They made him promise not to tell anyone, so he only told me and a few dozen other people.\n\nSolid friend.
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3,028
All of my children were conceived in a walk in freezer, my ex-wife.
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3,029
Best part was that it went on for almost two months before someone told me. Kid asks me to turn down the music and I was just like um...pretty funny though.
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3,030
Her milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
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3,031
Even really bad people aren't bad all the time
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3,032
> Looked like a 12 year old girl about to pounce on me.\n\nnice\n\n
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3,033
/u/Detective-Mittens- cracks another case.
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3,034
it comes down to the fact that if you do it that well, and eventually get caught, there'll be hell toupee
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3,035
"Any final words?" \n\nUGH
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3,036
White, because he didn't get arrested.
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3,037
hahaha YOU KNOW WHAT I MEANT!!
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3,038
No. Dogs are social creatures, they hunt and live in packs. Cats are programmed for solitary survival if necessary. \n\nI like to think that while the dog is protecting you, the cat is also meaning well. He/she is just making sure your sacrifice was not in vain.
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3,039
How about they publish this: http://i.imgur.com/r3zQF0G.png (NSFW, probably NSFL if you are a thin-skinned Muslim)\n\ne: some people obviously think I made this. I did not, sadly. I don't know the author, however.
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3,040
They're like T Rex rats.
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3,041
A truely timeless tale of love.
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3,042
Your wish is my command. Here. http://i.imgur.com/9c9jt.jpg
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3,043
"Oh fuck, I could have just bought a $1000 desktop and $500 laptop instead."
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3,044
I hope Zach Braff sees this.
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3,045
You have a cat nerd. Doesn't really get sports or bars, but great with high energy physics problems.
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3,046
I had a teacher like that, we called him fired.
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3,047
That's all incredibly reasonable. It's not really going to have any effect at all.
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3,048
30 years from now you will be telling some Hmong kids to getting off your lawn with an m1.
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3,049
Did you break your arm? Were you particularly frustrated about it?
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3,050
Fuck, I would have beat you fuckers. \n\nI'm great with children.
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3,051
That was just the beginning \n\nEDIT: Karma Puberty just hit me like a truck!\n\nEDIT2: THANKS FOR THE GOLD! I need to find a new life goal now.
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3,052
That motherfucker better wife you so hard.
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3,053
No. That's Adrian. I'll tell him thanks for you.
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3,054
"get the dog one too"
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3,055
crossfit in a nutshell.
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3,056
Or reenact past conversations that you weren't happy with. \n\nEdit: Jokes on you I didn't even want gold.
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3,057
"Keep cool, do not freeze." says my mayonnaise jar.
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3,058
We can finally just have virtual politicians run on corporate servers.
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3,059
http://imgur.com/IedFb
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3,060
That's something you should probably ask *before* sex.
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3,061
Year five, month 4, day 14\n...\n\nTimmy has become self-aware
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3,062
Fuck it we'll do it live.
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3,063
For sure...it happens in movies, too, bit sitcoms are the most guilty...single mom, works at a NYC coffee shop, totally flash 2 bedroom apartment in Manhattan.\n\nWhy were you watching Transformers 4?\n\nEdit: Catching grief from fighting robot lovers, too...my issue is less with the "Transformers" and more with the "4". We should have learned our sequel limit with the Police Academy films and Bobcat Goldthwait (sp.).
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3,064
Wingman of the century.
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3,065
"Everything changed when the Car Nation attacked..."
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3,066
Now I'm imagining them sitting down to eat, smiling politely and then all just grabbing and maniacally chugging huge gallon glasses of water, spilling down their faces and shirts as they desperately try to drown the dry hand of death they had been ignoring for the past 4 hours.
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3,067
Yes. Is there another way?
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3,068
Yeah, but I would have a 13 inch head start over myself at all times. Give or take a decimal point
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3,069
I was so sure it was a dildo at first...
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3,070
I hope he finds OP and screams at her tits after signing them.
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3,071
TIFU of the year more like
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3,072
I mean. \n\nI was playing League this new years and wished everyone in /all Happy New Years before I turned to my SO and wished her Happy New Years.\n\nI probably need better priorities.
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3,073
Who are you to judge? It's is his life.
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3,074
I feel like regardless of skill level, it's just a matter of time before free soloing will kill you.
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3,075
Well that was brilliant. Pretty sure that was also the first time I've ever laughed *with* Fox newscasters.
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3,076
Ask Hitler or Napoleon.
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3,077
M m m m m m monster Kill!
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3,078
Wow, that's amazing. Imagine if they took a part of my penis and put it on my hand. Imagine holding hands with your girlfriend in public, shaking hands with clients, hugging your grandmother...
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3,079
**SPACESTURBATION IS CONFIRMED.**
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3,080
> シ\n\nHe seems nice.
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3,081
Uncooked pop tart??!?!?! Come on!!
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3,082
This some grade A 4chan level of autism right here
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3,083
Ride the karma train... irl? Seems unethical but has to work.
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3,084
Not at all. I knew I had a lot of punching to do the next day :)
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3,085
a crackhead who can't smoke pizza.
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3,086
We drank powdered milk growing up. It was terrible. Sometimes my mom would mix a bit of cream in to make it taste better. It didn't work. UGH. Thanks for bringing up this painful memory.
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3,087
i think based on my looks, most people would expect just squeaking sounds
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3,088
And you have just completed the test on being a father!\nYou made five jokes that your kid will faceplam at. \nEdit: Who knew, a misspell could take you so far in life\n
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3,089
Nicholas Cage looks like a hostage in every fan photo taken with him.
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3,090
Assholes. Then you could have died a hero. Now who knows how youll die. It may be some super stupid way like tripping on toiletpaper.
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3,091
11.99 gets me a 30 pack of High Life cans in Nebraska. But I have to live in Nebraska :(
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3,092
Inspirational quote of the decade.\n\nedit:[Here you go reddit ](http://imgur.com/h2jQq)
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3,093
Good idea. I would also pretend not to recognize him and then I would say:\n\nWait a minute. I know you. You're Kareem Abdul-Jabbar. You used to play basketball for the Los Angeles Lakers.
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3,094
Do you want your daughter to become a stripper? Because that's how she becomes a stripper.
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3,095
I'm typing for us both. We're in our PJ's.
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3,096
"Son... I think it's about time I told you about the birds and the bees... and *the bush*..."
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3,097
http://i.imgur.com/HjqzjJV.jpg
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3,098
I knock em dead\n\nEdit: Thanks for the gold!
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3,099
Good night everyone, see you all tomorrow.
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