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3,400
it would be really hard to be a straight male yoga instructor and not have a permanent boner.
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3,401
Too bad they don't fire people for putting too much lettuce.\n\nedit: Sweet lettuce I hit the hive mind.
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3,402
Maybe he was big on Feng Shui.
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3,403
I identify sexually as an apache attack helicopter.
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3,404
Ahaha... I can just see you telling everyone you know tonight "I corrected the president on his grammar today."
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3,405
That last line is fucking legit.
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3,406
I bet op feels like a dumbass now
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3,407
That's the only thing about being a slave.
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3,408
OP: So doc, where do I put my pants?\n\nDoc: Right over there next to mine.\n\n\nEdit: There be gold in them hills! Thanks kind stranger!
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3,409
So what have you done with the other 98 condoms?
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3,410
I had a really similar thing happen with Rock Band.\n\nI play guitar and sing at the same time (GO ME!)\n\nApparently, if you use the guitar controller as your primary Xbox login, it treats the microphone as a standard headset.\n\nFolks online could hear every note I was singing, and every note I was missing.\n\nNo one told me for months, until some pick-up drummer screams "WE CAN HEAR YOU ASSHOLE!"\n\nTo be fair, I was singing the Beastie Boys' "Sabotage" in a death metal voice.
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3,411
Despite your warning I feel the need to try this now.
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3,412
I haven't had a lot of that, but probably Ms. USA Carrie Prejean. She said I was inappropriate and pulled off her microphone. I asked her why she agreed to settle her lawsuit and I guess she didn't like that. It still boggles my mind why she would consider such a basic question inappropriate. I still think it was relevant and a good question.
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3,413
One time I had just finished making chocolate milk and was still standing in the kitchen when I started to wonder what time it was.\n\nInstead of glancing at the microwave less than a foot from me, I decided to check my watch, and proceeded to just dump all of my chocolate milk.\n\nI've never worn a wristwatch in my life. I don't know why I thought I had one on.
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3,414
weird, I taste semen.
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3,415
That's because white men can't jump.
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3,416
"Given enough time, hydrogen starts to wonder where it came from, and where it is going."\n\n-Hydrogen
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3,417
But without having to move your hands
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3,418
bullshit. There is no way an adult would actually believe that there is a toilet smasher running around committing breaking and entering just to smash a toilet.
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3,419
It isn't all about the pictures. The main goal for the terrorists is to divide muslims and non-muslims in Europe so the muslims will feel more alienated here and are attracted to the fight in Syria and Iraq. More people for them to fight the jihad. \n\n(Spread hatred and create a following, like /u/slonghair_dontcare below says.)
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3,420
Breaking News: Elderly couple found dead, VHS tape archive missing, Lemon Stealing Whore suspected
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3,421
You mean the Master of Mesopotamia
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3,422
The other companies "almost" tried landing
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3,423
This is what I do. Not a good paying job, but it feels good to help these people, even if they don't realize that you're helping them. It does make me want to never end up like them.\n\nEdit: I got gold. DOUBLE Gold! Thank you, anonymous magicians of glory. And thank you to everyone for your wonderful replies.
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3,424
Did you know photons have mass??\n\nI didn't even know they were Catholic.
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3,425
What the hell are you talking about?
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3,426
Havent you heard of premature-ejacucannon?
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3,427
Damn son I hope you went to business school
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3,428
And it becomes yellow when we pee it out
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3,429
Well technically it would cure your AIDS. Unfortunately it would also cure you of life.\n
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3,430
Dude, you better have bought that guy so many rounds. Jesus christ, that's the most bromantic thing I've ever heard.
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3,431
Well... I should have prepared for this thread.
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3,432
This is Jordan Schlansky, one of Conans producers. He is always in sketches with him being super over the top pretentious about everything.
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3,433
When giving a handy my ex would always say "ugh, are you almost there?" instant buzzkill.\n\nEdit: Y'all give some weird responses. Goddamn. Plus, I never thought this would be one of my top comments.
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3,434
Except OP is going to think I'm an asshole if I sneeze wrong.
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3,435
He isn't. It's an illusion.
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3,436
Needless to say, uncomfortable.
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3,437
The *Dallas Mom* haircut.
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3,438
He knows when you are sleeping. He knows when you're on the can.\n\nHe'll hunt you down and blast your ass, from here to Pakistan.\n\nOh!\n\nYou'd better not breathe, You'd better not move,\n\nYou're better off dead, I'm telling you, dude.\n\nSanta Claus is gunning you down!
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3,439
It took me a good minute to realize that she did not in fact lick the door. \n\nEdit: Thanks for the gold! Haha
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3,440
Sounds like a future theatre major, honestly.
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3,441
Impressive speech improvement for one day\n
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3,442
Did this to my dad when I was 10. He's a computer programmer and has been programming since the original apple but when it happened he was stumped! He was about to re-install windows when I told him what I did. I got grounded for a week. :(
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3,443
Pam: "Can you explain compounding interest to Cheryl?"\n\nCyril: "Maybe if we had an infinite amount of time and she was some one else."
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3,444
Team PI!\n\nEdit: Woowww gold! Thanks so much!!
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3,445
So painful to read, but this quote should be in every french History book in every french school. Merci pour le partage.
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3,446
There was a social experiment video where they had an attractive guy and girl ask 100 people to have sex with them straight up. About 50% of men said yes to the girl and were like 'where should we go?"\n\nNot a single girl said yes to the guy. Not 1 out of 100.\n\nEdit: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PLEASE STOP TELLING ME THAT THE DUDE WAS UNATTRACTIVE THATS YOUR PERSONAL OPINION OTHER PEOPLE FIND HIM ATTRACTIVE WOW PEOPLE HAVE DIFFERENT OPINION GOLLY GEE HOW AMAZING
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3,447
Damnit, I just tried it in a room full of people...
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3,448
you went to see Evansecence? i thought she was blind, not deaf.
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3,449
Pretty ironic how you did the same thing. You know your audience is reddit. That being said I also extremely dislike her.
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3,450
Is that why girls don't exist any more\n\n\n^^^^God ^^^^damn ^^^^nazis.
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3,451
Thats when you ask for a demonstration
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3,452
>Please tell me I'm not the only one who thought she was going to fuck him from behind at this point?\n\nYou're not alone. My first thought was "Oh man, she's going to peg him and he's going to tell us how great it turned out."
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3,453
Where were you WHEN I NEEDED YOU
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3,454
Yes, but then yawn and masturbate into a toilet.
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3,455
That and you can't even see the CPU in this image.\n\nGet your fucking title right o.p.
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3,456
Sometimes I look at my niece and I just know, with a well placed punch, I could kill her. She's 3. Fucked up, I know. Wtf brain.
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3,457
"I'd rather have a full relationship then bang some random girl and never call her again."\n\nPrime example of the difference between 'than' and 'then'.
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3,458
Dude, your English might be better than my English.
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3,459
You think it's hard to find scholarships as a white girl, try it as a white dude.
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3,460
Or Cheryl/Carol/Cristal/Carina/Cherlene.
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3,461
I guess he just noticed... *Puts on sunglasses* ...All the Small Things.
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3,462
Lying all over the guy in the $6000 suit pants? Come on!!!
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3,463
She was talkin' bout his dick ayy lmao
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3,464
How much did they sell for?
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3,465
You would've needed the black light on for that.
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3,466
As someone who worked in the service industry for several years, these people would have left a similar note and not tipped if their check came first. "You were trying to rush us out because we are black"\n\nSome people just don't tip and will come up with whatever rationalization they can along the way so they feel good about it.
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3,467
Don't do maxes any more, but I've ended my sets lately on 420 three times.
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3,468
Thrift store I think. I had a little leather satchel too, because you know, indiana jones. It probably looked more like something a 1970's girl guide would have though.
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3,469
I was high when i posted this.
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3,470
Or because nobody else is
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3,471
It's like a chicken trying to say Mark.
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3,472
if you think too long\nyou'll probably break down and cry
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3,473
That ruined the flanders dynamic for me too
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3,474
How fucking hard would it have been for them to say "it's my LATE father's birthday"?
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3,475
It all makes sense now... a softball field is the shape of a diamond.
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3,476
Islamic state joins Comcast.
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3,477
Update 2 \n \n- I hired a PI and came to the conclusion Adnan Syed did it\n- Jay is Mr. X \n- Mail-Crimp is the best service \n \nUpdate 2.1 \n \n- Thank you to [Tappanga](http://www.reddit.com/user/Tappanga) for the gold. I've never really watched *Boy Meets World*, but thank you for spending that sweet, sweet TV money for this.
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3,478
Glenn has a name, dammit!
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3,479
I can see it now...\n\n**FOX NEWS EXCLUSIVE! BARRACK HUSSEIN OBAMA ANSWERS QUESTIONS ON PEDOPHILE FORUM CALLED REDDIT**
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3,480
I reuse plastic containers as food storage. I think it is better for the environment.
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3,481
Yes for the same reason I accept the risk of flying to the ISS - because it is important for our future (if the dinosaurs had a space program they'd still be here)
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3,482
http://0.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com/27/50/ac45e3188fd4b3d0dba430d55a65a6ee-today-is-the-day-we-take-the-stairs.jpg
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3,483
Haha my favorite was when Sheen asked Jimmy why they were able to breath in space and as Jimmy starts explaining, and then Carl starts singing really loudly.
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3,484
HOW DO FROGS GET IN THE SKY?
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3,485
The questions got dark. The demographics stayed white.
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3,486
E equals mc square in the jaw, bitch!
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3,487
What are you like 100 years old?
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3,488
Reminds me of the Futurama parody where he realises his eyesight isn't that bad and he can still read large-print book.s\n\n*Eyes fall out*\n\nWell, at least I can read braille.\n\n*Hands fall off*\n\n*Head falls off*
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3,489
You stressed me out.
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3,490
> she was unemployed, pregnant, and stuck with some deadbeat asshole.\n\nGuess the condom broke.
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3,491
I'd like to see the pope fighting a big muscular guy while his little Asian boy sidekick fights a freaky voodoo kid.
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3,492
Tell them about how you took Alicia's Brown-virginity.
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3,493
"I'm fed up to the ears with old men dreaming up wars for young men to die in."
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3,494
Why do elephants paint their toenail red?\n\nSo they can hide in cherry trees.\n\nWhat?\n\nHave you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree?\n\nNo.\n\nSee how well it works.
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3,495
I truly love the whole cast. I suppose I'll stay bestest friends with Angela and Jenna. Oscar just had a baby girl! Named August. I'm going to kidnap her and sell her in Venezuela. I still see and talk to Steve occasionally too.\n
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3,496
While we're at it:\n\nRaisins are dried grapes\nand Prunes are Dried Plums
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3,497
Joey's got some whispering to do
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3,498
I do nonsense like this all the time as well. Two seats open on the bus, one beside someone white, and one beside someone black? I'll sit beside the black person, just in case they would have thought I was a racist if I sat in the other seat. Even though assuming that they would assume that I'm racist, simply because of the colour of their skin, is also totally racist.\n\nBasically: constant, self-inflicted guilty mind-games.\n\nEdit: spelling.
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3,499
And then there are those of us that DID pay for the app before it was bought out and made official.
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