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This ain't yo grandma's Disney.
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1,801
That's not so much a joke as it's a Kafka novel.
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1,802
Or the door to door soliciting.
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1,803
Who listens to a 5 year old regarding investments in the first place?\n\nEdit: Yeah, I get it you turds. If the kid was using logic and blah blah blah he'd be convincing blah blah blah profit!
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1,804
I didn't even notice until I read your comment. The whole time I was thinking that this gif would've been more impressive if he'd actually hit the target.
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1,805
> Mandy Patinkin left the cast of Criminal Minds because the content in the show was getting too dark and morbid for him\n\nThat lighthearted romp *Homeland*, on the other hand...
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1,806
2. clarinet and drums
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1,807
they are normal people so they are freaked out because it's way too fast and way too far. even i myself get freaked out a little bit about it. we were not ready for this
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1,808
One would say that, due to his hippocratic oath, he should protect everyone's children by proxy.\n\n\nThis guy is a fucking idiot.
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1,809
This. I was in agony a few days after, crying while peeing, and my mom waited for me outside the bathroom door. She was like "honey, did you have sex?" and I was like, "how did you know?" Then we went to the gyno for BC and antibiotics, and then out to a movie. My UTI ratted me out to my mom, but she saved the day.
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1,810
We're waiting for you over at r/dadjokes
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1,811
In the off chance u/elonmuskofficial reads this, Elon, we think you're awesome, too. <3 All of us at Squad.
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1,812
Or spend your evenings having wacky adventures when the museum exhibits mysteriously come to life!
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1,813
I have to say, I really enjoy being part of such a good joke. I was noticed by an older woman around 70 or so in the grocery store on Saturday and she was ecstatic, saying, "I saw you on my TV!"\n\nAs well, I'm completely honored to be approached by the John Ritter Foundation for Aortic Health to run the NYC marathon. Any way I can promote healthy living and such positivity is really humbling.\n
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1,814
Its not too comfortable for me either and I'm american.
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1,815
She definitely isn't a gold digger.
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1,816
Women do this in many places. I was at a club recently and multiple women were waiting to use the men's bathroom. \n\nMen are threatened with being arrested if they attempt to use the Women's bathroom.
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1,817
The National drinking age is 18. The federal government will only supply funding for road repair and expansion if the state's drinking age is 21.\n\nEdited the thing that guy said.\n\nEdit 2: federal drinking age is 18. The fed doesn't regulate that nationally. Overseas US soil is at least 18.
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1,818
Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should.
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1,819
Liberia: 1\n\nUS: 0\n
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1,820
Reminds me of a twighlight zone episode where a guy who loves reading is the last person left on earth and he finds a library. He goes in and sees the tens of thousands of books and is at peace. He opens the first one and his glasses fall off and smash.
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1,821
Or a guy that needed a lot of painting and electrical work done.
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1,822
No, this happened exactly how it should, the strong survive.
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1,823
The moderator is the type of person who is always the antagonist in post apocalyptic movies.
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1,824
I guess this is the girl version of scratching your balls and smelling your hand.
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1,825
You caught me! Middlebury College is secretly using upvotes instead of food as a reward in its animal research.
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1,826
Finding ways to type words like "boobs" was enough fun for me when using calculators.
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1,827
I don't have the link, but there was one thread where a dude didn't realize you put the shower curtain inside the tub while you're showering. He had been getting water all over the floor every time his whole life.
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1,828
...did you just laugh at your own joke?
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1,829
Obligatory: allowing someone to enter on a round-about. It isn't safe, RA's only work if everyone acts in self interest.
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1,830
Should have hit them with the bottle.
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1,831
You can use it to cut up lines
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1,832
Two cocks and a bitch with a hairy pussy? \n\nDon't click it.
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1,833
It's okay, Tony, I play with yourself too.
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1,834
To save this boy's sex life, I will upvote you.
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1,835
I'm not sure you'd call them *bands*. They're more like *Scandinavian spiritual folk collectives*.
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1,836
It's like a fucking jerk reaction, **instant hatred for everything, everywhere**
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1,837
That's like 3 million dollars.
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1,838
Or even when the gas station across the street has a huge line of cars because they're one cent cheaper. If I offered to pay you a dime to waste ten minutes of your time I'd be laughed at.
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1,839
In the year 20xx, the only viable name is Fox.
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1,840
I like to kill puppies.
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1,841
*picks up phone*\n\n"You've got The Power!"
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1,842
That seems like a really smart move...
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1,843
What an insidious government plot that could be. Truly could be a cover up on a huge scale. Aliens at Roswell, the grassy knoll shooter, and now nobody sneezes anymore.
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1,844
Doing this.\n\nEdit: I am now single.
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1,845
And going to bed is the most pleasant. I'll do that a few more times!
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1,846
>a bit\n\nThat's an understatement.\n\nI've never read a single account of a story that portrays Michael Jordan as a decent person or even a person who just *isn't* a dick.\n\nJordan is notorious for being a huge douchebag.
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1,847
My favorite jazz genre: Domestic Dispute Jazz\n\nEdit: Obligatory thanks for the gold stranger!\n\nEdit Follow up joke: Since my comment about jazz has been gilded, it means the yearly national spending on jazz has doubled.
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1,848
Aaand I realize what I just said :/
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1,849
Sorry to hear about your mom.
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1,850
Way to go, /r/spacex. Thanks Elon.
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1,851
Plot twist: DPRK *on Mars*
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1,852
I've embarrassed myself so many times. About a week ago, I threw a frisbee into the audience to find a randomly selected person. A guy caught it and I told him to stand up. He was reluctant. I thought he was just shy. I encouraged him to stand up - please, stand up! Come on!\n\nI then realized that he was disabled, and I felt absolutely horrible. I apologized profusely and I ran to him, he smiled, I hugged him, and he understood. So yeah - that was embarrassing.
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1,853
Well, yes, obviously. That's how biology works. You shouldn't need a herpetologist to tell you that if you observe a population of frogs in any given region, it stands to reason that either they are from that region or they migrated to it at some point.
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1,854
Yeah, fuck you OP. If I can't be happy, why do you get to be?
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1,855
Because they told us not to do anything so they wouldn't have to deal with it.
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1,856
Awww, you guys are so cute, spending $3 for each other :')
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1,857
That's an odd name for an author.
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1,858
He'd have like three more bananas and then he'd pull out an orange
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1,859
We like the plop. It is satisfying.
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1,860
> I blacked out.\n\napparently so did the kid.
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1,861
I love so much when people post the Marley quote on facebook that's something like "the worst thing a man can do is take a woman's love with no intention of returning it." Motherfucker you had like ten different baby mamas.
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1,862
I remember seeing an interview with the McDs Executive Chef, about how much he wished they had an Eggplant Parmigiana sandwich, but they'd run the numbers and **there weren't enough eggplants on the planet** to make it possible.\n\n**Edit: I FINALLY FUCKING TRACKED THE [ARTICLE](https://www.reddit.com/r/explainlikeimfive/comments/2tetmf/eli5_why_are_fast_food_companies_spending/coidtr6?context=4) DOWN. VICTORY IS MINE!**
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1,863
First, I am also not a goat.\n\nSecond, I've had those, and you do what you gotta do. You stay professional, try to bring out answers. It's not brain surgery. The world will not change because you have a bad interview and you just move on.
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1,864
"Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit a triple." -Barry Switzer
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1,865
For some reason I could see this being a plot for George Costanza in an episode of Seinfeld
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1,866
This is awesome, I'm gonna start doing this to my wife until she goes mad. She notices crooked shit the second she walks into a room.
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1,867
Who the fuck is this bitch?
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1,868
*" A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti."*
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1,869
I feel like I'd be too scared of getting a boner to even be able to get a boner. And then I'd get a fear boner.
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1,870
YES, ATTENTION EVERYONE!!!! IF YOU COME SEE ME AT WORK OR BOOK AN APPOINTMENT AND YOU MENTION REDDIT, YOU GET A DISCOUNT AND EXTRA TIME!\n\n\n\n
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1,871
He also wrote 'I love you' in the snow with the blowtorch for my sister earlier in the week.\n\nIncidentally, I don't know how he managed to get a blowtorch past my sister.
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1,872
Did once to a virgin cuz i thought she was kidding and it was tears of joy. Boy was i wrong.
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1,873
Eragon was terrible even if you hadn't read the book.
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1,874
"I'm sorry, I didn't see 'being a fucking pussy' listed as one of your skills on your resumé." \n\n -Not Walmart Manager
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1,875
He did though and the episode ended with him holding a sign that said "well you wanted me to catch him, now what?"
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1,876
Ha. Let's stick with genetically modifying pigs with wings first.
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1,877
That's...not the same.. \n\nedit: Thanks for the gold /u/obscure_renegade!
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1,878
Like that bugs bunny episode? LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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1,879
The play follows a blue-eyed, bisexual, paraplegic, Nigerian girl named Pepper through her struggle with conforming to unconformity.
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1,880
In the final year I had a tv and playstation so that helped. Once I was out of the blindfold I used to join dots on the wall pretending they were metro stations and I designed a new computer. I would also try to solve mathematical problems with shapes on the curtain and conduct job interviews with my pillow
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1,881
Assuming you're 80 kg and she's 60 kg and you're standing 1 m apart, she'll be attracted to you with an extra 4x10^-9 Newtons of force. That makes you about 1.2% more attractive to her.
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1,882
Assert your dominance, piss on him. EDIT: Thank you for the gold!
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1,883
They were both pretty drunk so I said I couldn't serve them. I felt so terrible for that girl, and for the unborn child inside of her. \n\n
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1,884
Wow, /u/wheatgerm42 may have just singlehandedly changed the packaging for one of the most iconic ice cream flavors ever. Or not, I have no idea what that response means.
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1,885
Not to mention proper infantry, research labs, and Cristo Redentor.
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1,886
dundundundun *dundundundun* **dundundundun** ^dundundundun dundundundun *dundundundun* **dundundundun** ^dundundundun dundundundun *dundundundun* **dundundundun** ^dundundundun dundundundun *dundundundun* **dundundundun** ^dundundundun dundundundun *dundundundun* **dundundundun** ^dundundundun dundundundun *dundundundun* **dundundundun** ^dundundundun dundundundun *dundundundun* **dundundundun** ^dundundundun \n\nEDIT: Thanks for the gold!
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1,887
Hey yo Uranium your looking like my cranium. I'm spitting out these rhymes and they hitting you like titanium. Come along with me and face me in my stadium. \n\n* *drops mic*\n\n* *Edit: picks up mic due to popular demand*
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1,888
dude....... i can relate so much to this. I think parents do this because theyre awkward and dont know how to have a regular conversation about relationships with their kid so they sacrifice their kids humility for theirs. Its subconsciously selfish
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1,889
Accidental deer death, it would have been criminal to let the meat go to waste. \n\n
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1,890
These are not the nudes you're looking for.
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1,891
Whodahell was looking up to Rick James as someone to praise? Damn.
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1,892
Also it came pre-tenderized.\n\nThanks for your generosity, gold giver!
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1,893
As a rule, I never insult people after giving them my home address.
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1,894
He never said she wasn't.
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1,895
I like dinosaurs, \n\nyes I do. \n\nI like dinosaurs, \n\nhow about u
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1,896
Important wisdom for today: \n\nI think it's far too easy to further dehumanize an already marginalized population.\n\nThanks brah
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1,897
Bro, I don't want to alarm you but I think you need a giant eraser or piece of paper in case this gets out of hand.
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1,898
Leeroyyyyyyyyyy Jenkinsssssss!
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1,899
No one will ever know
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