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Thank you, come again.
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1,401
Your coach's response is awesome.
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1,402
I have Florida plates and I couldn't even read your comment.
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1,403
Dad of triplets - Yeah. What you said.
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1,404
Before that, every time you wanted a sandwich you would have to eat a whole loaf of bread.
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1,405
I think this is the saddest one. I will probably be thinking about this for the rest of the day. Fuck you and your sad stories about dogs.
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1,406
I dislike "ironic" comments that comment the exact thing OP hates.
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1,407
worst superpower ever
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1,408
I'd imagine they split the rent with the 100 laughing strangers who always seem to be off camera
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1,409
Some day he's still cleamimg dishes to this day. \n\nEdit: whoops. lol \n\nAnd thanks for that delicious gold!
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1,410
Or at the very least whipe the seat if you do piss on it!
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1,411
Push me \nand then just touch me \ntil I can get my \nsatisfaction
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1,412
This is why prison is not appropriate for minor crimes. The people who should be locked up are the kinds of people who rape old women and pour bleach down their throats, not people who missed a child support payment or got caught with a joint. Locking people up for stupid reasons just lets the people who deserve to be locked up get out earlier. Not to mention the tax burden of locking all these people up. The system is crazy.\n\nEdit: Thanks for the gold!
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1,413
I used to have two kidneys, but I grew up now I just have two adultneys. =(\n\nEdit: I submitted this thinking it was clever, now I am looking at it thinking how stupid it is. Instead of deleting it out of shame, i'm going to leave it up and see what happens.
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1,414
"Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?"
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1,415
One spoke his dream and I guess the other wrote it.
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1,416
http://i.imgur.com/vyFpLc7.gif
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1,417
Did she answer it or just keep sucking?
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1,418
"I manage"\n\nWhiteness confirmed.\n\nEdit: Thanks to *The Man* who gave me gold.
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1,419
Teenagers.\n\nTeenagers.\n\nMen in their mid twenties.
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1,420
Least he could do after getting you pregnant.
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1,421
You might want to walk a lap around the block before you go in the corner store to buy some juice and snacks because they are going to 100% know you are high.
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1,422
Once we have to explain the light spectrum to a bird we know we've gone to far.
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1,423
Sounds like Fontana has a bunch of assholes in their legal system.
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1,424
I sincerely hope your bosses car breaks down one day and he's forced to shit in the woods. With a badger watching him. Judging him.\n\nEDIT: Gold for the judgey badger eh? I'm humbled!
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1,425
It's like he has a choice: Call the dude out for being a creep with a camera and the video goes viral, potentially making him look like an arrogant celebrity. Or just continue being himself and the video goes viral - setting a good example for others to follow.
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1,426
I don't understand this sentence at all
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1,427
If you watch any of the bloopers of Scrubs there is one scene where they pass the ball to Turk and he hits a jumper and Elliot freaks out saying how cool that was and the scene continues throughout the hospital all in one shot. They had to do that scene multiple times because Turk kept missing the shot at the beginning. \n\nedit: [Found the video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jr7IdHJQfJc)
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1,428
No shit man. There's a guy w/ a "cum box" on here .....
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1,429
Wales: where the men are men, and the sheep are scared.
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1,430
That's just what the devil would say!
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1,431
Bostonian here, had tea, in harbor now. Try coffee.
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1,432
It's a sign of large hips, which facilitate childbirth, thus allowing more children to be born. It's an evolutionary thing.\n\nEdit: Wow, thanks! This is my first Gold, the thread is blowing up, and my ~~imaginary internet points~~ karma has doubled. Nice job, everyone!
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1,433
Gives you a different perspective about the show, being that it was a children's show that focused on the importance of possessing strong character and moral fiber.
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1,434
Well, it is *construction* paper.
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1,435
Alright, thread over. Chewbacca commented. Pack it up guys.
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1,436
That is some genius level scumbag shit there.
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1,437
Dat triple negative.\n\nEdit: Thanks for gold, you magnificent stranger!
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1,438
Nothing beats the ol' flip-the-monitor-display-sideways one that kids would do in the computer lab.
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1,439
My grandma had cut ties with her long before this. My grandmother was a saint. She took me in for my remaining high school years and taught me a lot about life. She died 2 years ago. I cried like a baby. I was pleased to find out that she cut my mother out of her will and left me her portion. It wasn't much, but it was something.
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1,440
So that salty people can feel better
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1,441
"Ok, you need to 'unplug the router you fucking mongoloid' sir"\n\nObvious edit: Gold cherry has been popped! Thanks, anon.
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1,442
Many Jimmies will surely be Russelled.
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1,443
No wonder she got a bullet to her head. Extremist ideas can never survive a rainfall discussion. They can only exist by suppressing dissent. That's what all this shit is about.\n\nEdit: damn extremists! Can't even talk about the weather these days without them shooting people! But maybe I should proofread my posts more carefully.
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1,444
Tahiti, it's a magical place.
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1,445
The only thing worse than showing it is not showing it. Fuck off most western media outlets.
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1,446
Follow a psychopath around who sometimes stops time and eats fifty wheels of cheese in a hundredth of a second before shouting a pensioner off the peak of the tallest mountain on the continent, while a farmer boxes a dragon into submission in the background. Oh, and you're carrying two hundred pounds worth of dull iron daggers and you have to run everywhere.
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1,447
Now I gotta watch Wolf of Wallstreet again.
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1,448
very bitch\n such unhappy\n much cunt\n wow
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1,449
I will send you 5 US dollars via Paypal immediately if you produce me a video of you shitting your pants.\n\nI'm deadly serious.
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1,450
Same!\n\nHigh Five!\n\nI did go to an all boys boarding school though...
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1,451
Dude was trying to order a pizza, Domino's wasn't taking any shit that day.
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1,452
Not to be confused with an Amazon prime member
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1,453
Maybe the fertility problem you're having with your wife is because you wear a condom at all times? I think I read somewhere that condoms can reduce the probability of pregnancy.
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1,454
> It took me about 15 minutes to do though\n\nSon, that's just playin' with your ass.
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1,455
Hopefully in less than 50 years
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1,456
My favorite thing about geese is that they insist upon travelling in packs, even though by all accounts they cannot fucking stand each other. Twenty-five geese swimming around in a lake squawking and pecking at each other's necks is one of the dumbest things I've ever witnessed in the animal kingdom.
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1,457
Wooow, if there was a fire drill at my work that I knew wasn't scheduled I would assume it was a real fire and get the kids out. That's crazy!
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1,458
This must be the same place with the condoms behind the register.
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1,459
No I can't. Frankly I'm not even sure I how I would go about trying.
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1,460
Finally, a serious answer.
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1,461
He always brings his eleven foot pole.
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1,462
Does that even matter? She wanted to, she made plans to and damn near did it. That would be enough for me to end it.
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1,463
Growing up my mom used to tell me of a homeless guy she knew of that would go into the local McDonalds and get a free cup of hot water. Then proceeded to add ketchup, salt and pepper to make himself a hobo tomato soup. \n\nEdit: apparently a lot of people know about hobo tomato soup. Thanks for all the responses, you've given me something to do at work today.
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1,464
Bruce: "You...you knew this. Lucius. You knew I was Batman." \nLucius: "HOLY SHIT! YOU'RE BRUCE WAYNE!"
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1,465
looking for buttsex, apparently
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1,466
Step 1: buy wood\nStep 2: buy chisel\nStep 3: carve away everything that doesn't look like an elephant. \n\nEdit: Well this escalated quickly. Thanks for the upvotes. It made my night.
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1,467
You shut your whore mouth
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1,468
Just to be clear, we can sign up, get the vintage skittles, then quit immediately right? You know, playing you all for chumps?\n\nThat's correct, soldier. Unless, of course, war were declared.\n\n*whoop whoop whoop*\n\nWhat's that noise?\n\n...War were declared.
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1,469
Settle down, Casanova.
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1,470
theres not human urine & feces all over the ground in our world\n\nEdit: Fuck your gold i want drugs, my bitcoin address is 1MySL9zbsVnLjbphSV7T4mCTGeXunFXAw
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1,471
Your racism is noted. It's people like you that cause division based on colour. Your comment offends me and should be taken down.
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1,472
What if I can promise that you will never have sex for the first time ever again!
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1,473
Someone seriously called the sheriff on you guys because some teenager had his moment of nudist bravado while taking a leak? "Run, run, he has a penis!" -"Put your hands behind your back! No, cover yourself! With your hands behind your back!"\n\nProps though for you getaway, that's some Snake Plissken shit.
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1,474
Only one way to be sure and it's going to involve getting her good and wet.
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1,475
Yup. Just like my father, and his father before him. \n\nEdit: We're a close family guys, get over it! \n\nSuper Edit: dis me coment with most enternet points.
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1,476
It's too late, /u/thefireman89 has already laid his eggs inside your brain. I'm so sorry.\n\nEdit: Anyone that believes they may have eggs in their brain should call this number immediately \n\n0118 999 881 999 119 725.......3\n\nI'm a specialist in wackjobology and I have a PhD in gobbledygook from Jabberwocky university. You can trust me, this is the internet. I'd be happy to answer any and all concerns you may have about the crisis that is going on right now.
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1,477
WHAT. I always thought there was a dude called Ray Ban that created the brand and named it after himself. Like "Ray Ban's sunglasses" that eventually just got shortened to "Ray-bans"
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1,478
This is exactly what I was thinking. I would barricade all doors and windows and hope to be able to keep my kids safe for the next 24 hours. I would also cancel all my credit cards and ask the bank not to allow any transactions from my accounts for the next 24 hours.
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1,479
did not expect cyborg parents
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1,480
“Heard joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. Great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears. Says, "But doctor...I am Pagliacci.” - Rorschach, The Watchmen.
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1,481
golfwang_ Confidence McRapesalot
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1,482
You took faking sick to a whole new level
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1,483
And for christ's sake, stop eating her cookies.
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1,484
There's a great documentary on this. I believe it's called the Rugrats.
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1,485
Don't worry, the French hate Parisians even more
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1,486
So $400 might get a 1/4-20 screw and maybe a washer.
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1,487
get yourself to the hospital. Vomit that looks like coffee grounds is a sign of internal bleeding. GO NOW!!
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1,488
Looks like you will be living in your new Jaguar now back to work!
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1,489
*TWIST* \nThey were **your** wife and daughter the whole time.\n\nDirected by M Night Shamamalamadingdong
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1,490
Rise up, Luigis of the world!
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1,491
I love confident women with nice butts. Your wife sounds exactly like my type /u/anormalgeek! Any chance she's single?
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1,492
Its got a friggin' laser on its head, that can VAPORIZE rocks!\n\n-EMB
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1,493
Lets tell her we are from the future and we need to warn her of the upcoming Danish shortage.
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1,494
My arguments will speak for themselves
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1,495
Also lost his balance
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1,496
AKA The "Why is my perfect kid on the bench?" haircut
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1,497
She just looks at you and goes, "You didn't show your work so this is wrong anyways."
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1,498
The thing I find most offensive is her mock disgust. Her introduction of 2 Chains is full of disingenuous contempt. She doesn't believe what she's saying, she knows her audience - racist xenophobic housewives in denial.\n\nI'll bet good money she drinks everyday, is on a variety of medications, and likes to take it in the ass.
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1,499
I choose the thimble because no matter where I roam, you can't prick my motherfuckin' thumb with your bitch-ass Scottie Dog. Can I cuss on here?
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