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{
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"Well get attractive then ya bum"
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"以及获得具有吸引力然后你的屁股"
] |
{
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"to": "zh"
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"I'm 17 and I hate kids."
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"我17和我讨厌孩子。"
] |
{
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"to": "zh"
} | [
"if you're having sex with a redditor, climaxing is the last thing that could ever possibly happen"
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"如果你有性别与一个redditor,高潮是过去的事情，可能永远不可能发生"
] |
{
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"to": "zh"
} | [
"I personally guarantee you that a 500hp car with no traction control is perfectly controllable by any garden variety driver who knows stick, provided they are very gentle on the throttle. \\n\\nThe jackass who wrecked this one was joyriding (with respect to how he was operating the vehicle)/showing off. If he had been mature about it, he'd have had zero problems. "
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"我亲自向你保证，一个500马力的汽车没有牵引力控制系统是完全可控的任何花园各种驱动程序谁知道坚持，提供他们非常温柔的节流。 \\n\\n该混蛋是谁破坏了这个兜风(相对于他是如何操作的车辆)/表示关。 如果他已经成熟，关于这一点，他会有零问题。 "
] |
{
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"to": "zh"
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"Plus, as a former Louisiana resident who lives in Washington now, I can speak to the fact that Louisiana's weather sucks a hot, sweaty dong compared to the Pacific NW."
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"另外，作为一个前路易斯安那州的居民生活在华盛顿现在，我可以跟事实上，路易斯安那州的天气吸热，汗东相比太平洋NW。"
] |
{
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"to": "zh"
} | [
"half a step forward... no, your other forward, on the giant red x you dumbass!"
] | [
"有一半向前迈出的一步...没有，你的的其他前进，在巨人的红色x你笨蛋！"
] |
{
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"to": "zh"
} | [
"Don't forget to dry your asshole after showering, though. I've discovered it is a portent for swamp ass. I scoop the water out of there by maneuvering my hand in the form of a fritos scoop, and pretend my taint is ranch dip. "
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"别忘了来干你的屁眼洗完澡后，虽然。 我发现它是一个预兆，对沼泽的屁股。 我舀水有通过操纵我的手形式的fritos勺，并假装我的污染是牧场。 "
] |
{
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"to": "zh"
} | [
"Everytime anyone talks about drinking game you always have this dickbag who thinks he's being a hard ass when in reality drinking games are quite fun and are usually enjoyed by most people including the dickbag that displayed these sentiments origninally"
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"每次任何人都谈论饮酒游戏你总是有这dickbag谁认为他是被一个坚硬的屁股当在现实中的饮酒游戏很有趣通常享有的大多数人，包括dickbag，显示这些观点origninally"
] |
{
"from": "en",
"to": "zh"
} | [
"The angle of your body freaks me out. Are you a bearded man-slug?\\n\\nEdit: ohhh wait. Now I see that you're half under the covers. I originally thought your entire body was off screen to the right and you were looking left toward the camera. I haven't had coffee."
] | [
"的角度你的身体吓到我了 你是一个大胡子男人-子弹?\\n\\nEdit:哦--等等。 现在我看到你的一半。 我原本还以为你整个身体被关闭幕的权利和你在找离开朝摄像机。 我还没有咖啡。"
] |
{
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"That's a private matter, asshole."
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"这是一个私人问题，混蛋。"
] |
{
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} | [
"I really really hate you right now. Also I am an idiot. "
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"我真的真的很讨厌你现在。 还我一个白痴。 "
] |
{
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"to": "zh"
} | [
"If you're on Reddit, you must know everything amusing that happens in every country ever and never ever report about them \"late\". The rules are clearly posted on the wall. If you break these rules you will be mocked by the few dozen downer dipshits who actually follow the rule. Ironically, this mocking is always the least amusing thing anyone will read all day, including the relative humidity. "
] | [
"如果你在签交易，你必须知道的一切有趣的发生这种情况在每个国家有史以来从来没有报告关于他们的\"迟\"。 规则很清楚地张贴在墙上。 如果你打破这些规则你会被嘲笑的几十唐纳这个笨蛋是谁实际遵循的规则。 具有讽刺意味的是，这种嘲笑的是总是最有趣的事情，任何人都会读到的所有天，包括相对湿度。 "
] |
{
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"to": "zh"
} | [
"Dude's a hero right now. He could say, \"I hate black homosexuals because they didn't vote for Kurt Greenbaum in the election and Glenn Beck is my best friend, we go shopping at Sears together\" and it'd be upvoted."
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"伙计是个英雄，现在。 他可以说\"我恨黑人同性恋者，因为他们没有投给库尔特*格林鲍姆在选举和格伦贝克是我最好的朋友，我们去购物在西尔斯在一起\"，它会投赞成票。"
] |
{
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"to": "zh"
} | [
"andgt;don't name your goddamn baby *chevy van pickup*\\n\\nWhy do you hate the Dutch?\\n"
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"andgt；别名称的你那该死的宝贝*雪佛兰车皮卡*\\n\\nWhy你恨荷兰的?\\n"
] |
{
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} | [
"You shut your whore mouth Goddammit!"
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"你闭嘴婊子该死!"
] |
{
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} | [
"Certainly full of Athiests who act like religious fundamentalists. Unsubbing from [/r/atheism](/r/atheism) is one of the best things I've ever done."
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"肯定充满Athiests谁像宗教原教旨主义者。 Unsubbing从[/r/无神论](/r/无神论)是一个最好的事情我做过。"
] |
{
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"to": "zh"
} | [
"Unless she's actually measuring these guys she probably has no idea how big they are. She certainly shouldn't believe anything they say! I'd bet if she saw a 6\" penis she'd probably think it was over 7\". "
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"除非她实际上是测量这些家伙她可能不知道他们有多大. 她肯定不相信任何东西，他们说！ 我打赌如果她看到了一个6\"阴茎她可能会认为它是在7\". "
] |
{
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"to": "zh"
} | [
"andgt; Teenagers are dumb as fuck.\\n\\nI believe the colloquial is \"FTFY\"\\n\\nEDIT: colloquialism is a more fitting word"
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"andgt;青少年是愚蠢的他妈的。\\n\\nI相信的口语是\"FTFY\"\\n\\nEDIT:口语是一个更合适的词"
] |
{
"from": "en",
"to": "zh"
} | [
"Imgur's retarded cousin.\\n\\nOnly shows content from /r/AdviceAnimals."
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"有限的智力迟钝的表兄弟。\\n\\nOnly显示的内容/r/AdviceAnimals."
] |
{
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"to": "zh"
} | [
"As a gay man, I think it's silly to let a little poop get in the way of great sex."
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"作为一个同性恋的人，我认为这是愚蠢的让小小的便便的方式得到很大的性别。"
] |
{
"from": "en",
"to": "zh"
} | [
"We'll exist somewhere. It won't be as good but there'll be internet forums to participate in, no matter how limited.\\n\\nIf not, and the internet is THAT broken, I'll just start firebombing as many gov't and media conglomerate buildings as possible. Cause fuck it, I have terminal cancer and my family is dead and now I don't have internet. Might as well start a riot."
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"我们会存在在某个地方。 这不会是好的，但还会有互联网论坛的参与，无论多么有限。\\n\\伊阵不，互联网是，打破，我就开始燃烧弹作为许多政府和媒体集团企业的建筑物作为可能。 因为他妈的，我有末期癌症和我的家人已经死了现在我没有上网。 可能会以及开始一场骚乱。"
] |
{
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"Picture of your mom, or you're fake."
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"你妈妈或者你是假的。"
] |
{
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"to": "zh"
} | [
"Typical Redditors Friday night."
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"典型的快速周五晚上。"
] |
{
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"to": "zh"
} | [
"Dude zombie looks like a lady zombie."
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"伙计僵尸看起来像个淑女僵尸。"
] |
{
"from": "en",
"to": "zh"
} | [
"the juxtaposition of an anti meme stance with channish verbal diarrhoea speaks to churning internal conflict. i assert that the meme hate is a ruse, and in fact that the usurper is physically incapable of reaching orgasm without simultaneously making a rage comic about it. i hereby demand that the pretender post video evidence of sexual completion sans aid of digital paraphernalia or GTFO."
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"并列的一个防米姆的立场与channish腹泻的口头说话的翻腾的内部冲突。 我断言，梅梅恨是一个诡计，并且在事实上的篡位是在物理上无法达到的高潮，而不同时使得一个愤怒的漫画。 我在此要求伪装后的视频证据的性完成sans援助的数字设备或GTFO."
] |
{
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"to": "zh"
} | [
"andgt;masturbation was an art.\\n\\nAnd I was the fucking Dali of diddling."
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"andgt;手淫是一种艺术。\\n\\nAnd我是他妈的大理的欺诈."
] |
{
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"to": "zh"
} | [
"Hey!\\n\\nI'm a teenage fuckbag, and I wouldn't go NEAR r/atheism!"
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"嘿！\\n\\nI是一个十几岁的fuckbag，我不会去附近的r/无神论者!"
] |
{
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"to": "zh"
} | [
"Oh you only blew a 10 point lead? How cute."
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"哦，你只能吹一个10点导致？ 多么可爱。"
] |
{
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"to": "zh"
} | [
"This guy is an asshole, however it is not hypocrisy to have your beliefs change over time.\\n\\nIf those pics dated from yesterday, after his views changed, that would be hypocrisy.\\n\\nalso, this guy is a real dick."
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"这家伙是个混蛋，但是它不是虚伪的，有你的信念随着时间而改变。\\n\\民族阵线的那些照片月从昨天，此后他的看法改变，那将是虚伪。\\n\\nalso，这家伙是一个真正的家伙。"
] |
{
"from": "en",
"to": "zh"
} | [
"How girls get any work done is beyond me. You just look down, and boobs."
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"女孩如何获得任何所做的工作超出了我。 你只看了下来，和胸部。"
] |
{
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"to": "zh"
} | [
"How do you circumcise a redneck?\\n\\nUppercut his sister."
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"你怎么做割礼的一个乡下人?\\n\\nUppercut他的妹妹。"
] |
{
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} | [
"They both can take cock pretty well"
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"他们都可以采取的鸡鸡很好"
] |
{
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} | [
"You should never have to explain booty meat. If she complains, stick your head up her ass. "
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"你应该永远不会有解释的战利品肉。 如果她抱怨，坚持你的头她的屁股。 "
] |
{
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} | [
"Hah! [You weren't kidding](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bd2ySV7AfgM). Does this motherfucker know *anything*?"
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"哈！ [你不是在开玩笑](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bd2ySV7AfgM). 这狗娘养的知道*任何东西*?"
] |
{
"from": "en",
"to": "zh"
} | [
"~~He did an AMA a while back, he recently quit. Way to be a dick.~~\\n\\nEdit: First of all, it was a joke. Calm down. Second, and much more important, turns out I was wrong! Turns out I was thinking of [this post](http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/i1lsf/iama_former_meth_addict_clean_for_six_years_ama/). So there you go. Downvote me to hell now!"
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"~~他做了一个AMA一段时间后，他最近退出。 的方式是一个家伙。~~\\n\\nEdit：首先，它是一个笑话。 平静下来。 第二和更重要的是，事实证明我错了! 事实证明我的思想[本章](http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/i1lsf/iama_former_meth_addict_clean_for_six_years_ama/). 所以你去那里。 列表我去地狱吧！"
] |
{
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} | [
"It's basically like you fucked her"
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"它基本上就像你搞砸了她"
] |
{
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} | [
"go away dyslexic Jesus"
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"去阅读障碍的耶稣"
] |
{
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} | [
"That person deserved a nice slap to the back of the head to remind her that she's an idiot. A good old \"What for.\""
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"那个人应得的一个很好的拍到的回头来提醒她，她是一个白痴。 一个很好的老\"什么\"。"
] |
{
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} | [
"\"Do you have any allergies, bigdude30?\"\\n\\n\"Yeah. I'm allergic to knives slicing an artery in my wrist. Hurry the fuck up.\""
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"\"你有没有过敏，bigdude30?\"\\n\\n\"是的。 我过敏的刀切的一个动脉在我的手腕。 赶紧他妈的起来。\""
] |
{
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} | [
"\"Can't you use silencers, you sick fucks? People have jobs to go to in the morning!\""
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"\"你不能用消音器，你有病乱搞? 人们有作业要走向。\""
] |
{
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"to": "zh"
} | [
"This reminds me of the news story where the man was running to cross the track sand didn't beat the train, was exploded, and a chunk of him hit a woman and broke her leg.... so she sued his estate. She felt his explosion and breaking of her leg was a foreseeable circumstance. What that family had to have gone through. Their son dies... and then BOOM. Sued for their son dying."
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"这让我想起了我的新闻故事里的人物运行为越轨道的沙子没有打火车，发生爆炸，和一个大块他打女人和打断了她的腿。... 所以她被起诉他的遗产。 她觉得他爆炸和破她的腿是一个可预见的情况。 什么那个家庭已到了通过。 他们的儿子死后...然后繁荣。 起诉他们的儿子死亡。"
] |
{
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"to": "zh"
} | [
"You stole this from the dumb pet thread where a redditor's dog kept running into a glass door and would have bruises on his head, so he would flinch when you pet him.\\n\\nNot even original, Mr. Dog_In_Reddit."
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"你偷了这个愚蠢的宠物线在那里的一个redditor的狗一直跑到玻璃门，并将有擦伤他头上的，所以他会退缩的时候你他的宠物。\\n\\甚至对原先生Dog_In_Reddit."
] |
{
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"to": "zh"
} | [
"Your older brother goes into his room and locks the door after hearing two people have sex... Yeah I wonder what he's doing "
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"你的哥哥走进他的房间和锁门听证会后的两个人做爱...是的，我不知道他在做什么 "
] |
{
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} | [
"lock the door first, and then say \"I masturbated to you masturbating\""
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"锁上门，第一，然后说\"我手淫你自慰\""
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"Little mother fuckers are perfect hunting companions, it was only logical to evolve a symbiotic relationship. "
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"母亲们是完美的打猎伙伴，这是唯一合乎逻辑的发展一种共生的关系。 "
] |
{
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"Yeah. Destroy your family history out of spite."
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"是的。 毁了你的家族历史出于恶意。"
] |
{
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"6 million jews die every time anyone starts up IE"
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"6百万犹太人死亡，每次有人开始立即"
] |
{
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"We can't conclude any of them are gay if the balls never touched."
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"我们不能缔结任何它们是同性恋如果球从来没有触及。"
] |
{
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"to": "zh"
} | [
"Close friend of ours found out her husband was banging this dumb bitch throughout their engagement and a couple months into their marriage. His answer was basically the same one you just gave, \"it cost a lot to get here and I loved you at one point.\" They're still married but I refuse to even look at that piece of shit. "
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"附近的朋友我们发现了她的丈夫被重击这个愚蠢的婊子在他们的参与和几个月内进入他们的婚姻。 他的回答基本上是同一个你只是给了，\"它花费了很多来到这里，我爱过你一点。\" 他们还是结婚了但我甚至拒绝在看看这块狗屎。 "
] |
{
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"Well when you compare him to the other assbags in the same position for other professional sports he looks like a fucking saint."
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"好，当你比他的其他assbags在相同的位置，为其他专业运动，他看起来像个他妈的圣人。"
] |
{
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"Yes, he should be. But he's actually a cherry-picking dickface. I would not be surprised if Ryan has never even read Ayn Rand."
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"是的，他应该的。 但他实际上是一个摘樱桃蠢货 我不会感到惊讶，如果Ryan从来没有看过兰德."
] |
{
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"**WARNING:** You will likely feel the strong desire to climb through the screen, headbutt the dumb sombitches and explain to them why exactly they can't get on Wikipedia and how they should properly react to it."
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"*警告：**你可能会感觉到的强烈愿望爬上通过屏幕、用头撞的哑sombitches并向他们解释为什么他们不能得到维基百科上和如何，他们应该适当地做出反应。"
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"Thop being a Thor loser."
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"Thop是雷神的失败者。"
] |
{
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"Purdue? More like Nerdue"
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"普渡大学? 更像Nerdue"
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{
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"my first thought. Op must be a prick"
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"我首先想到的。 Op必须是个混蛋"
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{
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"The may think he is, but they received a polite warning and were dicks themselves. They deserved it."
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"这可能会认为他是的，但是，他们收到一个礼貌的预警和侦探自己。 他们当之无愧的。"
] |
{
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"Its kinda sad that even Africa is more first-world than the US."
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"它有点可悲的是，甚至非洲更是第一世界比我们。"
] |
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"Ron Fuckable got a dick named rufus"
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"罗恩被强暴了一个家伙叫rufus"
] |
{
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"to": "zh"
} | [
"What's wrong with the KKK wearing masks during a protest, or with them protesting in the first place? Just because they are racist, degenerate fuckers doesn't mean it's okay to purposefully infringe on their right to protest peacefully by skirting around the edges of the constitution."
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"什么是错的三K党戴口罩在抗议期间，或与他们抗议在第一个地方吗？ 只是因为他们是种族主义、堕落的不要脸并不意味着它是好的故意侵犯他们的权利和平抗议通过避开边缘周围的《宪法》。"
] |
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"You should try plucking your phallus and drawing in a new one!"
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"你应该尝试拔你的阴茎和绘画中的一个新的！"
] |
{
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"to": "zh"
} | [
"Luke Skywalker = Luke S. = Lucas.\\n\\nAnd yes, he is a douche. Mainly for creating characters just to sell toys (Jar-Jar, Ewoks), Preferring to use CGI instead of people acting, not allowing any improv, Those fucking Aliens in Indy 4. So many more."
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"卢克*天行者=卢克S.=卢卡斯.\\n\\nAnd是的，他是一个混蛋。 主要创建人物只是要卖的玩具(罐罐子里，伊渥克)，宁愿使用CGI而不是人民的作用，不允许任何即兴表演，那些他妈的外国人在印地4中。 那么多的。"
] |
{
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"Well on the bright side, that will at least get me brownie points with the white supremacy groups won't it? "
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"在光明的一面，这将至少让我印象分，与白人至上团体不是吗？ "
] |
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"to": "zh"
} | [
"I imagine some of you were elated\\n \\nWhile others were skeptically jaded\\n \\nA quick calculation\\n \\nOf the female population\\n \\nGot your hopes up but you still masturbated"
] | [
"我想有些你都兴高采烈\\n\\nWhile其他人则持怀疑态度的厌倦\\n\\nA快速计算\\n\\nOf女性人口\\n\\nGot你的希望了，但你还是手淫"
] |
{
"from": "en",
"to": "zh"
} | [
"andgt; I once smashed my brother in the face with a frying pan thinking his face would take the shape of the pan like in Bugs Bunny.\\n\\nWow, you were fucking stupid. [](/troll)"
] | [
"andgt；我一次砸了我兄弟的脸煎锅思考他的脸上将采取的形状泛像兔八哥.\\n\\nWow，你是他妈的愚蠢的。 [](/巨魔)"
] |
{
"from": "en",
"to": "zh"
} | [
"Same goes for Saudi Arabia. Public stoning, amputation, and beheading are all officially part of the Saudi legal system."
] | [
"同样，对于沙特阿拉伯。 公共石刑、截肢和斩首都正式的一部分，沙特的法律系统。"
] |
{
"from": "en",
"to": "zh"
} | [
"Nigga, you so worried then get me a job somewhere and stop askin' questions yo. Shit."
] | [
"黑鬼，你这么担心那么让我工作的地方，并停止问问题的哟。 狗屎。"
] |
{
"from": "en",
"to": "zh"
} | [
"They weren't even considered to be \"white\" by some; a sign saying \"whites only\" often implied \"no Irish either\". I'm not sure how that makes any sense at all given that the Irish are some of the whitest motherfuckers on the whole damn planet, but I guess bigotry doesn't have to make sense!"
] | [
"他们甚至不认为\"白色\"的一些；一个标志说\"只有白人\"，往往暗示\"没有爱尔兰的任\". 我不知道该如何使任何意义的，鉴于爱尔兰的都是一些白混蛋在整个该死的星球，但是我猜的偏见没有道理！"
] |
{
"from": "en",
"to": "zh"
} | [
"I'm tired of these monkey-fightin' snakes on this Monday-to-Friday plane!"
] | [
"我厌倦了这些猴子-抗蛇在这个星期一到星期五的飞机！"
] |
{
"from": "en",
"to": "zh"
} | [
"I really hate it when these cis-Aged scum hates on us transtemporal beings and our voyeuristic urges we were born with. "
] | [
"我真的很讨厌这些独联体年龄的人渣恨在我们的颞骨的生命和我们偷窥敦促我们是天生的。 "
] |
{
"from": "en",
"to": "zh"
} | [
"No usually accompanied by a penis shooting a load however..."
] | [
"没有通常伴随着阴茎拍摄一个负载的但是..."
] |
{
"from": "en",
"to": "zh"
} | [
"Remodel a burger king....I've never seen a Burger King that didn't look like a brown greasy shithole. "
] | [
"重塑一个汉堡王。...我从没见过汉堡王的，看起来不像一个棕色的油腻的鬼地方. "
] |
{
"from": "en",
"to": "zh"
} | [
"Cat getting killed? \"Oh no sir, I couldn't bear to see that.\" Decapitated human with penis shoved in mouth? \"Oh yes, moar please, that didn't even rustle one jimmy.\""
] | [
"猫被杀? \"哦，不，先生，我不忍看到这一点。\" 断头人用阴茎把在嘴里? \"哦，是的，莫瓦尔请，甚至没有沙沙的一个吉米。\""
] |
{
"from": "en",
"to": "zh"
} | [
"Well there's a difference between \"Honey if you do what I say you can earn yourself a BJ\" and \"By Odin's Lost Eye what you just did was amazing! I need your cock in my mouth immediately!\""
] | [
"好了之间是有区别的\"亲爱的如果你做什么我说你可以赚取自己的一BJ\"和\"通过Odin是失去一只眼睛是什么你刚刚做的是太神奇了！ 我需要你的鸡鸡我的嘴马上！\""
] |
{
"from": "en",
"to": "zh"
} | [
"The editors and cartoonists were armed with a pencil and freedom of speech, one of the biggest threats to a radicalized muslim."
] | [
"编辑和漫画家被武装的铅笔和言论自由的最大威胁之一到一个激进的穆斯林。"
] |
{
"from": "en",
"to": "zh"
} | [
"One of our (Canada's) synchro swimmers was fucked out of a medal in a recent olympics when a judge showed what she later admitted was the wrong digit in showing her score. The medal went to someone else and the ioc didn't reverse the error. I put ioc in small caps because that's all they deserve."
] | [
"我们的一个(加拿大)同步会游泳的是搞砸了一个奖牌在最近的奥运会，当一个判断显示出什么她后来承认是错误的数字显示她的分数。 奖牌去了别人和国际奥委会没有扭转的错误。 我把海委会在小帽子因为那是所有他们应得的。"
] |
{
"from": "en",
"to": "zh"
} | [
"Your father must have been a real tight ass."
] | [
"你的父亲必须是一个真正的紧屁股."
] |
{
"from": "en",
"to": "zh"
} | [
"I'd bulldoze her settlements."
] | [
"我想恐吓她的定居点。"
] |
{
"from": "en",
"to": "zh"
} | [
"andgt;\"AMAs are to learn what people do when they are not on reddit. Also, SupermanV2 and Karmanaut are douches.\"\\n\\nAbraham Lincoln, 1863, in his Gettysburg Address "
] | [
"andgt;\"AMAs是要了解什么人做的时候他们都不在书签交易。 此外，SupermanV2和Karmanaut是灌洗。\"\\n\\nAbraham林肯，1863年，在他葛底斯堡演说 "
] |
{
"from": "en",
"to": "zh"
} | [
"So she said \"For you no more hugs!\"\\n\\nAnd grabbed all her drugs,\\n\\nAnd that's why I wear eyeliner and cut myself *YOU WHORE!*"
] | [
"所以她说\"你没有更多的拥抱！\"\\n\\nAnd抓住了她所有的药物、\\n\\nAnd这就是为什么我穿着眼线和切割我自己*你个婊子!*"
] |
{
"from": "en",
"to": "zh"
} | [
"Killers get executed, executioners get paid."
] | [
"凶手得到执行，刽子手有得到支付。"
] |
{
"from": "en",
"to": "zh"
} | [
"In real lesbian porn the girls have short fingernails. "
] | [
"在真正的女同性恋色情的女孩有很短的指甲。 "
] |
{
"from": "en",
"to": "zh"
} | [
"Jesus Christ, if you saw my mother-in-law you'd wonder what crypt wasn't being guarded. "
] | [
"耶稣基督,如果你看到了我的岳母你想知道什么地穴并不是守卫。 "
] |
{
"from": "en",
"to": "zh"
} | [
"You are real lucky it didn't get infected. You seem stubborn enough that you would have let it rot off. "
] | [
"你真幸运没有受到感染。 你似乎顽固不够，你会让它腐烂掉。 "
] |
{
"from": "en",
"to": "zh"
} | [
"i can't speak for everyone, but when I'm watching porn I don't look for classy ladies. I look for the classless slut that is willing to piss in the street and choke on eight dicks.\\n\\n"
] | [
"我不能说出每个人，但是当我看a片我看起来不优雅的女士。 我看没有阶级的荡妇，是否愿意让在街道和扼在八个小鸡鸡.\\n\\n"
] |
{
"from": "en",
"to": "zh"
} | [
"Political Activism when it involves Net Neutrality, officially endorsed by the Reddit Team\\n\\nPolitical Activism when it involves a consumer revolt against a bunch of San Francisco hipster cunts, hey we don't wanna become a platform for that.\\n\\nFuck right off Reddit Admins your made up rules when it fits your ideologies can suck a fat one."
] | [
"政治行动，当它涉及到网络中立，正式核可的签交易队\\n\\nPolitical行动时，它涉及到一个消费者反抗一堆旧金山时髦的婊子嘿我们不想成为一个平台。\\n\\nFuck马签交易管理员你做了规则，当它适合你意识形态可以吸脂肪之一。"
] |
{
"from": "en",
"to": "zh"
} | [
"Never.\\n\\nFuck the fundamentalists.\\n\\n[Even Canada is riled up.]( http://i.imgur.com/6Gh3hZa.png)"
] | [
"从来没有。\\n\\nFuck的原教旨主义者。\\n\\n[即使加拿大被激怒了。](http://i.imgur.com/6Gh3hZa.png)"
] |
{
"from": "en",
"to": "zh"
} | [
"why would your work care? it's not like it's [this type of gash. **NSFW**](http://gfmilfvagina.pornblogreview.com/files/2011/03/Wicked-Mom-Gash.jpg)"
] | [
"为什么你的工作的关心吗？ 它不喜欢它的[这种类型的伤口. **工作场所不宜**](http://gfmilfvagina.pornblogreview.com/files/2011/03/Wicked-Mom-Gash.jpg)"
] |
{
"from": "en",
"to": "zh"
} | [
"I thought Egyptians were all jackals with human bodies. Well not ALL of them, some are cats, birds or alligators."
] | [
"我认为埃及人都是豺狼人的机构。 好吧不是所有的人，有些是猫科动物，鸟类或鳄鱼。"
] |
{
"from": "en",
"to": "zh"
} | [
"SWEET_POTATO_IN_MY_ANUS?"
] | [
"SWEET_POTATO_IN_MY_ANUS?"
] |
{
"from": "en",
"to": "zh"
} | [
"sounds like your cousin is a shitty parent "
] | [
"听起来像你表妹是个糟糕的父母 "
] |
{
"from": "en",
"to": "zh"
} | [
"You're a tiny ass dude, that's what happened."
] | [
"你是一个小小的屁股的家伙，那是发生了什么事。"
] |
{
"from": "en",
"to": "zh"
} | [
"**tl;dr**: two chicks at the same time"
] | [
"**tl博士**：两个小鸡在同一时间"
] |
{
"from": "en",
"to": "zh"
} | [
"seriously, who would bang those chicks without killing em first?"
] | [
"说真的，谁就会爆炸的那些小鸡没有杀害他们的第一个？"
] |
{
"from": "en",
"to": "zh"
} | [
"\"some girl's brother needs to disembowel him\" WTF!?!? why not just \"some girl\""
] | [
"\"一些女孩的兄弟需要取出内脏他\"跆拳道!?!? 为什么不是\"的一些女孩\""
] |
{
"from": "en",
"to": "zh"
} | [
"I like him. He seems like a pretty cool guy. I like Stevo, Wee Man, and Party Boy too. Bam is an asshole, though."
] | [
"我喜欢他。 他似乎是一个很酷的家伙。 我喜欢斯特沃的小男人和党的男孩。 Bam是个混蛋，虽然。"
] |
{
"from": "en",
"to": "zh"
} | [
"why because of a couple of extremely rare mentally ill kids did something horrendous? I get so tired of hear people say shit like this, yes let's just IGNORE all the good that goes on in the world every fucking day and pay attention to the ONE IN A MILLION sociopaths. "
] | [
"为什么因为两极其罕见的精神病患者的孩子做了什么可怕的? 我厌倦了听到有人说妈的喜欢这个，是的让我们忽略的所有良好，继续在世界每天他妈的，并注意到百万分之一反社会的。 "
] |
{
"from": "en",
"to": "zh"
} | [
"They also receive the second highest amount of federal funding for the amount they are taxed (And even then, they missed first place by a margin of something like 0.5% to New Mexico). They receive $2.02 for every $1 collected from them\\n\\nSo not only are they a shithole, they're a wasteful moneypit... Go Republicans!"
] | [
"他们还收到第二高的数量的联邦资金的数额，他们是征税(即使这样，他们错过了第一个地方通过一个边的东西喜欢0.5%到新墨西哥)。 他们收到$2.02每1美元，收集他们\\n\\国家统计局，他们不仅是个鬼地方，他们是一个浪费的moneypit...去共和党人!"
] |
{
"from": "en",
"to": "zh"
} | [
"I bet some asshole had sex with one of the students once and was like \"Yeah yeah but we're more OPEN about sex in 'murica!\""
] | [
"我敢打赌有些混蛋做爱了一生一次，就像是\"啊是啊是啊但我们更开放的关于性在'murica!\""
] |
{
"from": "en",
"to": "zh"
} | [
"Ron Paul's vagina has seen your mom."
] | [
"罗恩*保罗的阴道已经看到你的妈妈。"
] |
{
"from": "en",
"to": "zh"
} | [
"Get some kinda flimsy opaque gloves, fill the missing finger part with something thick (raw ground meat if you don't mind the ickyness), then stab or smash the missing fingers.\\n\\nThis is guaranteed to freak the _fuck_ out of someone who doesn't know that you're missing fingers."
] | [
"得到一些有点站不住脚的不透明的手套，填补缺失的手指的一部分的东西粗(原地肉如果你不介意的ickyness)，然后刺伤或粉碎丢失的手指。\\n\\这才是保证怪的_fuck_出的人谁不知道你是丢失的手指。"
] |
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