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cmz8sba | wat | 12 | cmz7uab | jetsparrow | Minecraft | 4 | wat | 2014-12-18 19:19:04 | In before Game Grumps reference |
cmz95lk | You're fucking welcome! | 8 | cmz94vm | ObamaRobot | pics | 3 | you'refuckingwelcome | 2014-12-18 19:32:11 | Thanks Obama! |
cmz9j3t | Thanks. | 118 | cmz7vrc | Warlizard | AdviceAnimals | 64 | thanks | 2014-12-18 19:45:30 | ಠ_ಠ |
cmz9t7t | That's what she said | 44 | cmz9h2r | Iforgotmyother_name | pics | 15 | that'swhatshesaid | 2014-12-18 19:55:41 | I wasnt trying too hard |
cmz9yz8 | k | 8 | cmz9ym0 | Lokismoke | nfl | 2 | k | 2014-12-18 20:01:18 | Did you know forest fires are actually a part of nature and promote growth. They say smokey the bear ads were too successful for a long time and that's why he went on hiatus for like thirty years. I learned this in a freshmen ecology class. This teacher was a nut. She actually started a forest fire as part of this science thing. |
cmzaf71 | /r/theydidthemonstermath | 9 | cmz6w31 | Ibbikalli | Planetside | 4 | /r/theydidthemonstermath | 2014-12-18 20:17:17 | */r/theydidthemath |
cmzbt9l | no. | 13 | cmzawpp | _playswithsquirrels_ | Destiny | 8 | no | 2014-12-18 21:11:05 | Does anyone have the clip of when he's playing a pretty intense swarmhost game and Kingsly is meowing, and he just runs off into the other room and the meowing is silenced instantly? |
cmzcqt4 | Thanks. | 1,787 | cmzcpds | McScoopenstein | pics | 991 | thanks | 2014-12-18 21:50:29 | Pretty sure it's from that movie This Is The End. |
cmzdjku | You're fucking welcome! | 31 | cmzdj57 | ObamaRobot | pics | 8 | you'refuckingwelcome | 2014-12-18 22:27:17 | Thanks Obama! |
cmzdjdl | No. | 12 | cmz4790 | tombob1 | mildlyinteresting | 3 | no | 2014-12-18 22:26:59 | Care to explain? |
cmze3zi | thatsthejoke.jpg | 11 | cmzdwoa | GenLloyd | funny | 1 | thatsthejokejpg | 2014-12-18 22:56:30 | My point is it shouldn't take "a couple of minute" to reach up, pull saran wrap off face, and breathe again. |
cmze6ci | You're welcome! | 12 | cmze670 | ObamaRobot | pics | 6 | you'rewelcome | 2014-12-18 23:00:10 | Fucking thanks Obama! |
cmze74m | No. | 43 | cmze4w1 | torturousvacuum | whowouldwin | 12 | no | 2014-12-18 23:01:20 | Since this is an Avatar thread, I have to ask: is the movie *that* bad? I'm on Book 2 of Korra, and I like TLA better. When I'm done with Korra I'll need more. Is it worth watching at all? |
cmzeene | Both. | 27 | cmze251 | Bflatsharpeleven | baseball | 10 | both | 2014-12-18 23:13:14 | The Chris Young that plays for the Yankees or the Chris Young that is currently a free agent? |
cmzenkh | yes? | 84 | cmzeb3d | -OP_pls- | nfl | 28 | yes | 2014-12-18 23:27:51 | Op pls |
cmzf7of | /r/shittytumblrgifs | 18 | cmz1kx8 | PigsGoBoom | FellowKids | 8 | /r/shittytumblrgifs | 2014-12-19 00:04:00 | |
cmzfcxp | Nope. | 29 | cmzce46 | usfchem | funny | 5 | nope | 2014-12-19 00:13:55 | Want to know for a freind? |
cn0m55q | Both. | 19 | cn0lrjx | RebBrown | SquaredCircle | 9 | both | 2014-12-20 10:23:10 | 98 years or 2098? |
cmzffqy | Darude - Sandstorm | 31 | cmzepxq | u_want_it_u_got_it | todayilearned | 9 | darude-sandstorm | 2014-12-19 00:19:25 | >"do do do do do do do do do do do do do do dooooo" Song name? |
cmzhtjl | No. | 14 | cmzhgwt | HildartheDorf | programming | 2 | no | 2014-12-19 03:41:21 | Is it ok if I use Git purely in the Terminal? |
cmzhxc4 | yes | 29 | cmzhozn | StarwarsIndianajones | AskReddit | 9 | yes | 2014-12-19 03:50:05 | Which one? |
cmziev6 | Yes | 91 | cmzidkk | TomWaiting | nottheonion | 52 | yes | 2014-12-19 04:28:35 | Is it good ? |
cmziwvv | yes | 89 | cmzhux6 | pdjr1991 | tifu | 56 | yes | 2014-12-19 05:02:53 | Hear or know? |
cmzj6ga | ┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ) | 16 | cmzj5u5 | PleaseRespectTables | GamerGhazi | 9 | ┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ) | 2014-12-19 05:19:33 | (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ |
cmzm03f | Yep | 12 | cmzlxxi | DarkSpoon | hockey | 3 | yep | 2014-12-19 07:25:45 | Was it onsides? |
cmzm5ts | yes. | 9 | cmzf9jc | TheMagnificentJoe | itmejp | 3 | yes | 2014-12-19 07:31:19 | The accent or the murder? |
cmzmh8d | Both | 17 | cmzliq8 | Oliwri | Everton | 1 | both | 2014-12-19 07:42:15 | Is Atsu injured or just shite? |
cmzml1y | You're welcome! | 25 | cmzmka0 | ObamaRobot | AirForce | 16 | you'rewelcome | 2014-12-19 07:45:53 | Had a dumbass SrA go on a long tirade about how terrible the DFAC was and managed to wrap it all up with "Thanks Obama" on JBLE Facebook page. Commander got a call in the middle of the night for that one. |
cmzofp9 | ಠ_ಠ | 98 | cmzn915 | DCMurphy | nfl | 65 | ಠ_ಠ | 2014-12-19 08:45:40 | The Giants won the Super Bowl the year after and... I'm still not sure it was worth suffering through this. |
cmzovhy | Yes. | 84 | cmzorpv | altosax29b | baseball | 38 | yes | 2014-12-19 08:59:17 | What...How many catchers do the Padres have? |
cmzp0t0 | Nope | 50 | cmzord0 | CaliburS | batman | 2 | nope | 2014-12-19 09:03:42 | Could this mean multiple jokers? |
cmzp7ln | Yes | 59 | cmzore1 | BillDino | Android | 18 | yes | 2014-12-19 09:09:25 | Millions of users with bad taste? |
cmzpgox | Yes. | 21 | cmzpciu | Draithegemini | worldnews | 11 | yes | 2014-12-19 09:17:03 | "Putin", "Rasputin", you think the last 5 letters are coincidence? |
cmzpsk1 | Yes | 10 | cmzmpu8 | BinaryGuy01 | AskReddit | 5 | yes | 2014-12-19 09:27:04 | Were they able to reattach it? |
cmzrnw3 | You're welcome! | 23 | cmzrna9 | ObamaRobot | dayz | 2 | you'rewelcome | 2014-12-19 10:23:29 | Thanks Obama! |
cmzs2qm | Not with that attitude. | 15 | cmzoqbj | getDense | GlobalOffensive | 9 | notwiththatattitude | 2014-12-19 10:35:52 | As Op can confirm is not edible. It's clay |
cmzsmji | Mom's spaghetti | 184 | cmzs705 | SteelShieldx | CrappyDesign | 62 | mom'sspaghetti | 2014-12-19 10:52:32 | It's like |
cmzthbl | You're fucking welcome! | 19 | cmzth92 | ObamaRobot | firstworldproblems | 4 | you'refuckingwelcome | 2014-12-19 11:18:31 | >Thanks Obama.. I never thought I'd actually see this used correctly. |
cmztky9 | What. | 8 | cmzs43w | sendhelpp | AskReddit | 2 | what | 2014-12-19 11:21:34 | Shawshank, yes. That's my favorite movie of all time. Pulp Fiction, no. Quentin Tarantino can suck a dick. |
cn0nvow | Yes | 69 | cn0nrsx | Talking_Baby | AdviceAnimals | 25 | yes | 2014-12-20 11:28:39 | For who? The dog or the leg? |
cn1a9xt | That's the joke. | 23 | cn18p3h | samuraislider | videos | 9 | that'sthejoke | 2014-12-21 06:26:44 | so basically pull an adam sandler |
cmzuglh | Yes. | 14 | cmzud8h | CaptainChewbacca | MensRights | 8 | yes | 2014-12-19 11:48:25 | I almost laid down on floor and cried when i saw the comments. Well, guys, i'm not from U.S.A, so i have a question. We are seeing the feminist wave on internet, and it's strong. But, when it comes down to the real life out of internet, do this feminism really exists everywhere like cancer? Do people really say thoses fucking nonsense feminist things in streets, bars, etc?? |
cmzxf6f | Yes | 16 | cmzx49v | FourFootGecko | pics | 7 | yes | 2014-12-19 13:21:05 | Are you a four foot long gecko, or a gecko with four feet? |
cmzxgs4 | Yes. | 79 | cmzvdfy | Kiandymundi | leagueoflegends | 52 | yes | 2014-12-19 13:22:29 | Does this actually happen in game? |
cmzxwc3 | Thatsthejoke.jpg | 11 | cmzxgon | deltacorun | AskReddit | 1 | thatsthejokejpg | 2014-12-19 13:36:27 | Dude, she was like 12 |
cmzys18 | k. | 11 | cmzyav4 | serious-gourmet-shit | videos | 3 | k | 2014-12-19 14:05:28 | I bought a PS4 today on my lunch break with GTA V. I already played and beat it on my PS3, but damnit if I'm not excited to get off work and play it again! |
cmzzbnv | You're welcome! | 11 | cmzzayp | ObamaRobot | KotakuInAction | 4 | you'rewelcome | 2014-12-19 14:24:09 | Thanks Obama. |
cmzze3c | Nope. | 8 | cmzwwdc | Obtuse_Briangle | nfl | 2 | nope | 2014-12-19 14:26:25 | Could we field a decent O-line even then? Or a secondary? |
cmzzs6h | No. | 100 | cmzznuj | hochizo | pics | 48 | no | 2014-12-19 14:40:00 | The fact that it wasn't an issue before but was brought on by a traumatic experience makes you a perfect candidate for Exposure Therapy. |
cn01479 | Both | 49 | cmzzyz6 | FCBlackOasis1900 | soccer | 28 | both | 2014-12-19 15:27:33 | I can't tell if Dante is super slow or Boateng is super fast. |
cn01s11 | No. | 10 | cn0170x | RemyDWD | MLS | 2 | no | 2014-12-19 15:52:20 | Instead of "shots fired", can any instance of this be titles or flaired "#TopBantz"? |
cn01vq3 | Yeah. | 15 | cn00697 | MrGMinor | gifs | 3 | yeah | 2014-12-19 15:56:14 | In public? |
cn0211y | Nope | 47 | cmzx5xc | BetterMeThanYou | malefashionadvice | 19 | nope | 2014-12-19 16:01:54 | /r/popping |
cn02oa6 | No. | 12 | cn02e4p | stevothepedo | FiftyFifty | 3 | no | 2014-12-19 16:27:05 | Wheres the dog one? |
cn02q4n | No. | 16 | cn00e2q | searchingforsynergy | civ | 10 | no | 2014-12-19 16:29:03 | Do they ever 'return the favor'? |
cn03r9f | You're welcome! | 12 | cn03qn9 | ObamaRobot | firstworldproblems | 3 | you'rewelcome | 2014-12-19 17:09:40 | Thanks Obama. Get off Reddit and back to work. |
cn04wav | no | 42 | cn036hu | torsoe | patientgamers | 24 | no | 2014-12-19 17:56:04 | does Serious Sam count? |
cn05bsd | ಠ_ಠ | 10 | cn04y6c | Warlizard | DotA2 | 4 | ಠ_ಠ | 2014-12-19 18:13:41 | You mean /u/warlizard? ^^^^I'm ^^^^sorry |
cn05ra9 | You're fucking welcome! | 8 | cn05qp7 | ObamaRobot | FloridaMan | 1 | you'refuckingwelcome | 2014-12-19 18:31:38 | Thanks Obama |
cn05rfd | Yes. | 32 | cn05j3c | Tryndameereeeeee | TheLastAirbender | 10 | yes | 2014-12-19 18:31:47 | You're filtering out responses that are simply talking about the last couple minutes of the show? |
cn07kj8 | Yes | 8 | cn05h1i | xLobotomizer | xboxone | 4 | yes | 2014-12-19 19:47:24 | Just an opinion but if its a sweet house in the middle of no where with property I would take that over xbox live... It's not like you wont be able to use your xbox at all, and is xbox really more important than somewhere you will be living for a long time? |
cn07vxg | NO | 12 | cn075r2 | Ifeelstronglyabout | worldnews | 5 | no | 2014-12-19 20:00:58 | *holds up spork* |
cn08ovq | thatsthejoke.jpg | 8 | cn021eb | xxdeathx | anime | 2 | thatsthejokejpg | 2014-12-19 20:36:11 | But his eyes are covered in a bandana, IIRC. |
cn0907b | Lol | 20 | cn084kg | MUSTY_DOG_BALLS | Music | 3 | lol | 2014-12-19 20:50:38 | Fuck you. I love my family very much. There's nothing more fulfilling and rewarding than raising kids. |
cn096m6 | And my axe. | 24 | cn07rtp | jonathanroxalot | MotoG | 3 | andmyaxe | 2014-12-19 20:58:53 | And XT1064 |
cn0aflx | No. | 31 | cn0aelz | SixRomeoRT | roosterteeth | 11 | no | 2014-12-19 22:01:56 | Stay Awesome Josh :) |
cn0ai11 | ┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ) | 22 | cn0ahz9 | PleaseRespectTables | DestinyTheGame | 3 | ┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ) | 2014-12-19 22:05:34 | Yet another gun I didn't think i'd need when Xur had it! (╯° °）╯︵ ┻━┻ |
cn0ci7d | yes | 15 | cn0c1jr | tarqeq | AskReddit | 5 | yes | 2014-12-20 00:08:02 | CDs are old, outdated tech now? |
cn0d5vv | No. | 17 | cn0d1jv | elephantrambo | ShittyLifeProTips | 7 | no | 2014-12-20 01:02:22 | That wasn't an open ended question. Nice try though! |
cn0dwxa | wat | 21 | cn0dnca | Alluminn | gaming | 4 | wat | 2014-12-20 02:14:56 | [sup brah](http://a.pomf.se/tfzxgh.jpg) |
cn0f1wa | no | 10 | cn0f1pc | LikelyHungover | unitedkingdom | 6 | no | 2014-12-20 04:14:30 | Could you sum it up in a word? |
cn0fjla | no | 14 | cn0fbd8 | lemonpartyhellyeah | dragonage | 2 | no | 2014-12-20 05:00:48 | Are loading times this bad? :/ |
cn0fnoc | Not with that attitude | 30 | cn0f0p4 | Angellorus | DotA2 | 11 | notwiththatattitude | 2014-12-20 05:10:16 | Too many creeps can't handle that much micro. |
cn0gmpi | Why? | 9 | cn0g2dy | [deleted] | mildlyinteresting | 4 | why | 2014-12-20 06:21:06 | That's oddly adorable. |
cn0gmqm | Yes. | 17 | cn0glr1 | SancZero | movies | 10 | yes | 2014-12-20 06:21:08 | Is ... is that true? |
cn0gri6 | That's what she said. | 24 | cn0g86u | GuntherSlash | DunderMifflin | 2 | that'swhatshesaid | 2014-12-20 06:29:13 | This bit was coming |
cn0hl7k | Whoosh | 21 | cn0hhyc | hfxRos | halifax | 8 | whoosh | 2014-12-20 07:16:25 | Where is that?? |
cn0hj8y | ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) | 12 | cn0hgga | awesome619 | fivenightsatfreddys | 3 | (͡°͜ʖ͡°) | 2014-12-20 07:13:29 | many horrible things can be found by searching for fnaf fanart |
cn0hsp9 | ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) | 53 | cn0hp8y | bregottextrasaltat | sweden | 26 | (͡°͜ʖ͡°) | 2014-12-20 07:27:01 | Är det verkligen syftet med hålet i rumpan? |
cn0ibyo | You're Welcome! | 32 | cn0i2zo | Obamabot3 | worldnews | 12 | you'rewelcome | 2014-12-20 07:52:16 | Thanks Obama! |
cn0jabr | :( | 78 | cn0j830 | massenburger | AdviceAnimals | 11 | :( | 2014-12-20 08:33:59 | Lunchables are the worst. You're disgusting OP |
cn0l2ox | Nope | 24 | cn0kxn2 | BroncoBuckeye | nfl | 13 | nope | 2014-12-20 09:44:07 | > How about when he traded a future first rounder to move up in the second round, to pick Alphonso Smith, a 5th round talent who was traded the next season? That first round pick ended up being Earl Thomas, by the way. What the hell inclined him to trade a first round pick for a second round pick? It was for more picks like Belichick does right? |
cn0lovg | yes | 10 | cn0kxm6 | TheLoneNutt | fantasyfootball | 4 | yes | 2014-12-20 10:06:49 | Start Detroit D over GReen Bay D? |
cn0ng29 | Nope. | 57 | cn0nfg5 | argmannen | sweden | 33 | nope | 2014-12-20 11:12:07 | Kom det någon? |
cn0nn2k | Thatsthejoke.jpg | 25 | cn0mmnh | ThatOneSlowking | pcmasterrace | 4 | thatsthejokejpg | 2014-12-20 11:19:38 | You mean a faggot? |
cn4ri8s | wat | 9 | cn4q787 | mrmagoo512 | nfl | 1 | wat | 2014-12-24 20:05:15 | He's a complete punk poser. Enforcers don't flex their arms from the other side of the line of scrimmage like idiots for little reason. Enforcers don't only hit people whose backs are turned. Enforcers will get up in someone's face and actually intimidate them, instead of flexing like a college freshman who has gone to the gym for two months, and jumping into a fight when people aren't focused on him. He's an asshole, basically the wide receiver version of Cortland Finnegan. |
cn0ojy4 | ಠ_ಠ | 9 | cn0nuza | joemckie | mildlyinteresting | 5 | ಠ_ಠ | 2014-12-20 11:54:09 | Just wanna nibble on em |
cn0outl | Both | 9 | cn0ohvu | imdakota | Christianity | 1 | both | 2014-12-20 12:05:50 | Accepted into hell or heaven? |
cn0qm4k | That's the joke. | 128 | cn0pbim | [deleted] | todayilearned | 65 | that'sthejoke | 2014-12-20 13:13:21 | Fanny=Bum, in USA |
cn0pgug | Darude - Sandstorm | 412 | cn0o1l5 | feperr | trees | 30 | darude-sandstorm | 2014-12-20 12:28:36 | What was this from? |
cn0wsl5 | why? | 8 | cn0vzcp | satisfyinghump | nyc | 4 | why | 2014-12-20 17:05:20 | Great shots. [Found this one particularly awesome.](http://i.imgur.com/z0QbTgp.jpg) |
cn0q0f5 | Yes. | 29 | cn0pqgl | iShootDope_AmA | atheism | 19 | yes | 2014-12-20 12:49:43 | Are there left-wing religious nutbags? |
cn0qsgh | Yes. | 8 | cn0q1nh | [deleted] | nba | 2 | yes | 2014-12-20 13:19:56 | Scenario: if the Spurs are playing Game 7 of the finals and they have the ball while they're down 2 with :01 to go and for some reason a scrub like Matt Bonner/Austin Daye is in the game because one of the starters fouled out. Note that Kawhi Leonard is the obvious Finals MVP but for some reason they give Bonner or Daye the last three point shot and he makes it to clinch the championship of the basketball world - would Kawhi still be the Finals MVP? |
cn0rd2y | Thanks. | 35 | cn0p5id | gobbledysnuts | sex | 15 | thanks | 2014-12-20 13:41:21 | I was with one girl who I immediately had an amazing sexual experience with, we both pushed each other's buttons straight away with very little communication. Fortunately I married her a couple of years later. |
cn0s0cp | No | 13 | cn0ryho | Xur- | DestinyTheGame | 2 | no | 2014-12-20 14:05:46 | I can buy 10. Will that be enough for your quota? |
cn0us0u | ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) | 21 | cn0o9ce | SaladBurner | catpranks | 9 | (͡°͜ʖ͡°) | 2014-12-20 15:51:00 | Yeah, like how grabing the back of their neck the right way will cause them to go pretty much limp and let you do whatever you want with them. |
cn0uyvq | Yeah | 8 | cn0ue5r | PhatNog | UnnecessaryCensorship | 4 | yeah | 2014-12-20 15:58:09 | Is that Michael Phelps ? |
cn0vg1k | Yes. | 39 | cn0v8rq | FinalFate | darksouls | 11 | yes | 2014-12-20 16:16:04 | I think the real question is, which one do you consider the sheperd, and which one the liar? |
cn0vo1w | Yes | 96 | cn0vn3q | [deleted] | aww | 18 | yes | 2014-12-20 16:24:18 | Does your username work? |
cn0wt9j | No. | 10 | cn0ws3d | robo4536 | tumblr | 2 | no | 2014-12-20 17:06:03 | Is that actually what happens? Like do starving people go through a phase where they get fat and then they gradually get thinner until they die? |
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