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cmw40tf
Lol
8
cmw2760
[deleted]
TeenMFA
1
lol
2014-12-15 17:44:05
$75
cmw4jvj
Yes.
54
cmw47sr
Dewbasaur
talesfromtechsupport
20
yes
2014-12-15 18:00:09
Meat pie or fruit pie?
cmw55fg
Ayy lmao
36
cmw26og
ThyCalamity
AskReddit
11
ayylmao
2014-12-15 18:18:18
I don't get it. Can you explain it for me and the people reading this later?
cmw5a82
Yes
8
cmw177r
EmmEffer
GameDeals
3
yes
2014-12-15 18:22:20
worth?
cmw6juf
wat
8
cmw5zge
anoncrime
videos
1
wat
2014-12-15 19:00:04
What? His comment was just pure speculation, but if that helps fuel your already biased opinion towards Chinese then so be it.
cmw6s80
And my axe!
12
cmw5pa2
Ninja_Fox_
Bitcoin
3
andmyaxe
2014-12-15 19:07:17
And Facebook?
cmw71hh
no
8
cmw71a5
Ichandleri
leagueoflegends
2
no
2014-12-15 19:15:17
are you running windows 8?
cmw7qcw
Yes
13
cmw7m6o
DutchCanadian
pcmasterrace
5
yes
2014-12-15 19:37:07
BTW are Sapphire cards any good these days?
cmw81d0
Mom's Spaghetti.
28
cmw7a43
DuDEwithAGuN
funny
12
mom'sspaghetti
2014-12-15 19:46:54
To have fun.
cmw8j13
thatsthejoke.jpg
8
cmw40dq
jakdrums
running
2
thatsthejokejpg
2014-12-15 20:02:56
Congrats! One question, why did you word the title as if you worked for buzzfeed?
cmw9ysf
/r/shittytumblrgifs
65
cmw7k97
PetevonPete
nfl
9
/r/shittytumblrgifs
2014-12-15 20:52:05
[Chicago Bears fans react to Saints third touchdown](http://media.tumblr.com/dc0aeba8246439e46794af5d874c1175/tumblr_inline_mt1vo4gcqd1qz4rgp.gif)
cmwa4v4
yes
12
cmwa1ll
Kumdogmillionaire
nba
7
yes
2014-12-15 20:58:09
You're really gonna help them claim the titles from Minnesota..?
cmwa8y3
Yes.
12
cmwa1m6
pmcrumpler
fantasyfootball
3
yes
2014-12-15 21:02:19
I'm fairly new but in the championship so I'm not exactly sure what colluding entails. Would it be colluding to ask someone that is out of contention but higher on the waiver order to pick up randle?
cmwapvx
Yes
169
cmwaa7n
THE_IRISHMAN_35
AskReddit
90
yes
2014-12-15 21:20:16
Do males check out EVERY female including their female friends of years they have never asked out?
cmwawvq
yup
37
cmwavjr
OHBOBSAGET8
pics
18
yup
2014-12-15 21:28:03
Wait, hold on, you got the safe open by just trying combos over and over and over again?
cmwbiid
Yes
8
cmwba15
flutterguy123
whowouldwin
4
yes
2014-12-15 21:53:09
Dude, is the annoying meme in giant annoying letters really necessary?
cmwbxz9
And my axe!
265
cmwbf7t
greghutson
todayilearned
82
andmyaxe
2014-12-15 22:12:25
And the Orcs...
cmwc6vh
Yes.
29
cmwbmjh
camthedestroyer
asoiaf
19
yes
2014-12-15 22:23:59
What reason? That GRRM gets lazy and can't be bothered/disillusioned, or health renders him unable?
cmwc7lf
Yeah
30
cmwbw1r
DavidFuckingDuchovny
nfl
18
yeah
2014-12-15 22:24:58
If he does for the majority of a season. and then gets fined 50k and then settles for no fine if he doesn't quit ignoring the media. and then ignores the media again thats sort of how that becomes a 100k fine.
cmwcijp
Yeah
31
cmwc9bn
DavidFuckingDuchovny
nfl
10
yeah
2014-12-15 22:39:48
Thats how it happened last time anyways.
cmwcne4
No.
45
cmwbowc
natevb
CFB
6
no
2014-12-15 22:46:36
Around these parts "USC" is generally taken to refer to University of South Carolina. Mostly because people are lazy and acronyms are fun.
cmy5sdw
Yep.
8
cmy50x2
Better_than_watching
cripplingalcoholism
4
yep
2014-12-17 17:33:41
You get the job?
cmwdq4x
┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)
38
cmwdpur
PleaseRespectTables
ffxiv
3
┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)
2014-12-15 23:47:54
(╯´・ω・`)╯︵ ┻━┻ No but I recently stumbled upon a thread made by people who met in ff11 and are now married, and there were quite a few stories like that in the comments. Just because she left the FC doesn't mean you can't still talk to her.
cmwf7zp
No
13
cmweu59
lerde
newzealand
2
no
2014-12-16 01:35:51
Figure what exactly
cmwfeup
yes.
103
cmwfemn
m0ny
worldnews
48
yes
2014-12-16 01:51:26
Are the students also muslims?
cmwht9w
┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)
17
cmwhsme
PleaseRespectTables
TumblrInAction
4
┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)
2014-12-16 04:59:23
**NO! (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻)**
cmwiqqc
Yes.
79
cmwhy72
Camerongilly
science
16
yes
2014-12-16 05:50:36
What is the bigger issue, over prescription of antibiotics, or people not taking the medication properly?
cmwizxt
You're welcome!
10
cmwizoe
ObamaRobot
aww
5
you'rewelcome
2014-12-16 06:03:03
Thanks obama. This guy sounds winey as shit and it's all your fault.
cmwjfqn
Yes.
50
cmwj6rl
dragonshardz
talesfromtechsupport
23
yes
2014-12-16 06:22:49
Ball-peen or 12 pound sledge?
cmwkrc8
Nope
22
cmwjwtm
ourosoad
oculus
12
nope
2014-12-16 07:15:08
So can anyone tell me if it has any sort of storyline or campaign mode?
cmwmddj
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
61
cmwkkqh
jdkell
comics
30
(͡°͜ʖ͡°)
2014-12-16 08:09:26
You get a whole six inches!? That must be wonderful.
cmwnsdw
Yes
20
cmwm5nb
ourosoad
oculus
12
yes
2014-12-16 08:52:44
You can't tell moarveer or are you saying it doesn't have storyline/campaign?
cmwnyyx
Yes.
8
cmwny6a
Ua_Tsaug
Fitness
4
yes
2014-12-16 08:58:10
Follow up question. 1000 club is based off of 1RM correct?
cmwo2jw
Yes.
53
cmwmyf5
2legittoquit
AskReddit
5
yes
2014-12-16 09:01:03
Really? Is that any weirder than dating a childhood friend you've known your whole life?
cmwo3pc
No.
8
cmwo0ln
JustinRandoh
moto360
3
no
2014-12-16 09:01:59
My only question is... do I need 5.0 on my phone to even get this update on my watch?
cmwogqj
No.
24
cmwmy9b
suspect161
trees
10
no
2014-12-16 09:12:42
Is..is this real?
cmx9lpa
no
10
cmx9kmi
Tuscania
teenagers
6
no
2014-12-16 19:46:26
The gf was a model when she was like 3 does that count
cmwospe
Yes?
26
cmwnvqc
GreedoShotKennedy
OutOfTheLoop
10
yes
2014-12-16 09:22:10
Not only is there no law he broke, he was the Vice-President, not the President. What next, indict Barack Obama for flying pilotless bombers into 10 different countries and killing many innocent people?
cmwoy5q
Yes.
16
cmwo2ku
Geniusaur
reactiongifs
9
yes
2014-12-16 09:26:51
Is that a metaphor for you pinching the clown, or do you just like the sound of a pump shotgun?
cmwozkr
Yes.
104
cmwov3j
phoenixlrd
AskReddit
40
yes
2014-12-16 09:28:01
Is that "*sobs uncontrollably*" MM's reaction, or the audiences'?
cmwq1l3
:(
22
cmwo63d
antwearingjetpack
smashbros
1
:(
2014-12-16 09:58:24
That's soon enough for me! Are you going to apex?
cmwqrus
What
8
cmwnf71
HeyArnold1212
dfsports
4
what
2014-12-16 10:18:45
Hi all - back after a little break over the holidays and some busy days at work. Here is a write-up for my lineup tonight, including a player I considered at each spot other than what I chose. PG - Jose Calderon - This is mostly about who he is playing against. Jameer isn't a great defender, and he's playing his former team. He's getting minutes due to the injuries that the Knicks are facing. Additionally, this is a high total game that isn't projected to be a blowout. CONSIDERED - LaVine - Pending any news on Mo Williams getting the start I like LaVine here. This will likely be a blowout, which means Wall could sit and LaVine could get minutes against backups, including a very slow Andre Miller. More than anything though, this is about minutes. With Martin, Rubio, and Williams out, he's seeing about 35 a game, blowout or not. He also isn't afraid to shoot which is good for fantasy purposes. SG - Monta Ellis - Shouldn't take much to convince you to play Monta right now. I like him matched up against Hardaway most likely or even Calderon. Those guys simply don't defend. He shoots A LOT, so if he's hot, he could light up the Garden. This is a high total game, and I think the Knicks keep it close until late in the 4th. Again, a volume shooter against a terrible defender, count me in. CONSIDERED: Anderson - This is about getting some low cost production. Anderson can hit the 3 ball, and the Heat don't defend well especially with their injuries. I expect this to be a blowout, so I think he'll see some extra minutes here. SF - Derrick Williams - He's getting starter minutes right now. Casspi is out along with Cousins obviously. A new coach for the Kings is scary because you don't know his minutes tendencies, but I expect him to lean heavily on his starters. At such a low cost, the minutes are the value here. He's put up 20 points in back to back outings given the minutes. If we can get 20 again tonight, that's tremendous value. CONSIDERED - Shabazz Muhammad - He's been hot lately and is a similar type of play that Covington would've been yesterday. He's seeing minutes, and this will most likely be a blow out so I expect even more minutes here. PF - Zach Randolph - As much as I respect Draymond Green, I think he's in for a tough night. Bogut is out and they're facing arguably the toughest front court in the league. Z Bo has been better lately, and the line indicates a Grizzlies win in a relatively high scoring game. Looking at a 20-10 type of night for Z Bo here. CONSIDERED - Dirk Nowitzki - If I was not playing Monta and Tyson I would be playing Dirk for obvious reasons. Acy is a decent defender, but Amare isn't and gets more of the minutes. C - Tyson Chandler - Take a look at the box score from the last Knicks game the Mavs played. This one is in New York. I think he's going to really punish the Knicks tonight. Revenge aside, Dalembert isn't the answer to Chandler. As long as this stays close, I expect 40+ from Tyson tonight. CONSIDERED - Mason Plumlee - Seeing a lot of minutes against a depleted Heat team. G - Jrue Holiday - I like Jrue here with or without Davis playing. The Jazz don't defend the point well. Jrue is hot right now. Buying into the streak in what I expect to be a close game with a lot of scoring and high starter minutes. F - Serge Ibaka - His production has noticeably dipped since KD and Russ returned, and his price has reflected that. I like his matchup tonight against a depleted Kings front court. I think he busts out for a big game tonight. UTIL - Jarret Jack - He's been seeing more minutes lately. I expect this to be a blowout therefore him to see more minutes. The Heat backcourt is a mess with injuries everywhere. I think Jack takes advantage. Good luck to all!
cmwr16t
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
13
cmwozaq
zDart
cringepics
5
(͡°͜ʖ͡°)
2014-12-16 10:25:51
Paste of the weird face that I see everywhere would be nice right now.
cmwu9y6
That's what she said...
17
cmwts0s
bukkockey
DestinyTheGame
8
that'swhatshesaid
2014-12-16 11:55:40
Next week will be sunbreakers, I can feel it.
cmwrz1c
thanks
8
cmwr1y5
CreedShrute
CrazyIdeas
4
thanks
2014-12-16 10:52:12
I love your username.
cmwso1u
Yes!
8
cmwojwx
Eclipser
furry
4
yes
2014-12-16 11:11:30
are his paws on fire or is the fur on fire?
cmwsny5
Yes
9
cmwpab5
evansawred
SubredditDrama
3
yes
2014-12-16 11:11:25
Does Reddit really hate trans people?
cmwst9d
no
15
cmws8za
ploa
roosterteeth
8
no
2014-12-16 11:15:25
GAME
cmwtfxt
┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)
100
cmwswhd
Chillaxbro
AskReddit
46
┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)
2014-12-16 11:32:44
(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
cmwtmq2
thatsthejoke.jpg
36
cmwsln4
tylerjarvis
Jokes
14
thatsthejokejpg
2014-12-16 11:37:53
About 9,000 subscribers and still no posts I don't know if I should be disappointed or not
cmwtsa9
Both.
40
cmwrtkl
SedaleThreatt
nba
15
both
2014-12-16 11:42:14
Which one of them did Reggie get into a fist fight with?
cmwu1ki
Yes.
11
cmwu0a0
MyLittleSoccer
soccer
5
yes
2014-12-16 11:49:18
Does the winner of the Capital One Cup qualify for the Europa League?
cmwucc2
Ok!
10
cmwtpwy
ONLY_COMMENTS_ON_GW
funny
2
ok
2014-12-16 11:57:31
[*Insert obligatory "This isn't gonewild" comment here*] Now don't say anything else!
cmwudc0
No!
21
cmwucjx
NotCryforburke
MLS
8
no
2014-12-16 11:58:19
Come home, Dax!
cmwva74
That's what she said?
11
cmwu800
PinkDalek
tifu
7
that'swhatshesaid
2014-12-16 12:23:05
I cringed just imagining myself doing that.
cmww2rz
Yes
9
cmwv43u
LanaDelTaco15
beards
3
yes
2014-12-16 12:44:51
Is he wearing Makeup?
cmwvux4
yes
47
cmwv9vu
JesterOfKings5
leagueoflegends
5
yes
2014-12-16 12:38:50
for ap mid or ap bruiser top?
cmwvxj5
Yes.
33
cmwu6ft
notdarren
todayilearned
13
yes
2014-12-16 12:40:49
Any funny stories from production?
cmww8g4
Both.
12
cmwvl5e
airon17
Tinder
7
both
2014-12-16 12:49:04
..in bed? or institutional?
cmwwfmj
Yes?
105
cmwwds0
sofakingyllw
AskReddit
67
yes
2014-12-16 12:54:24
OP plz
cmwxvdg
You're fucking welcome!
23
cmwxv5p
ObamaRobot
DestinyTheGame
11
you'refuckingwelcome
2014-12-16 13:32:59
Bungie in this sub is equiv to "Thanks Obama!" Lol
cmwy2g7
Darude - Sandstorm???
15
cmwsq0r
15nelsoc
montageparodies
3
darude-sandstorm
2014-12-16 13:38:12
what is he even saying?
cmwyfc9
That's what she said.
13
cmww5lm
cowboys8
cowboys
6
that'swhatshesaid
2014-12-16 13:48:10
True. Even knowing the size, it looked bigger than I could've imagined.
cmwyiox
Yes
73
cmwygjy
trapper2530
thewalkingdead
35
yes
2014-12-16 13:50:43
With an axe or your penis?
cmx0oft
Yes.
56
cmx0mmk
code_nomad
Diablo
28
yes
2014-12-16 14:53:14
was nto playing D3 anymore at that time... did it happen this way for real ?
cmx0q1g
Yes
12
cmx0iyo
TheRandomMan1000
bindingofisaac
6
yes
2014-12-16 14:54:34
Does dad's key really open mega satan?
cmx10l4
no
22
cmx0x8f
goodguydolls
IAmA
4
no
2014-12-16 15:03:27
Does this is affect your day to day life at all? If so, how?
cmx1t1i
wat.
13
cmx1gm6
CannonballRag
aww
3
wat
2014-12-16 15:28:15
This should be cross-posted to /r/HumanPorn.
cmx2bs2
Yes.
87
cmx25bt
maniaccheese
hearthstone
37
yes
2014-12-16 15:45:06
Is that really intended?
cmx2kzb
:(
187
cmx0ao1
EternaLEnVy
DotA2
45
:(
2014-12-16 15:53:24
Whats your opinion on the addition of techies to CM?
cmx36ql
no
100
cmx33im
Zukuto
movies
64
no
2014-12-16 16:13:03
So... Do people actually get made mods when someone says that? Has it *ever* happened? I feel like they'd get put on some kind of list.
cmx3ha0
What?
13
cmx37v4
immski
funny
3
what
2014-12-16 16:22:42
Somebody I know used to use the term "champ car". Try it yourself....champ
cmx3wig
Lol
50
cmx3bv3
InTheMorning_Nightss
nba
10
lol
2014-12-16 16:36:48
He really isn't.
cmx5g2y
Why?
11
cmx23pj
ChrisMikeJones93
EverythingScience
5
why
2014-12-16 17:28:49
If we find simple life, we're so screwed
cmx6rtl
Yes.
33
cmwywpj
tallman3113
pics
17
yes
2014-12-16 18:13:37
Am I the only one who looks at this and goes "Cool, I would not be opposed if this became the norm"?
cmx87a4
lol
16
cmx6h22
south_wildling
dragonage
6
lol
2014-12-16 19:00:15
Flemeth is a great character, I hope we see her in Inquisition.
cmx8dir
┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)
16
cmx8dcr
PleaseRespectTables
baseball
9
┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)
2014-12-16 19:05:49
(╯°,°)╯︵ ┻━┻
cmx91l3
You're welcome!
63
cmx91eb
ObamaRobot
pics
25
you'rewelcome
2014-12-16 19:27:40
Thanks Obama.
cmx9sff
thatsthejoke.jpg
11
cmx85fd
UpnUpvote
baseball
7
thatsthejokejpg
2014-12-16 19:52:44
They already were in accordance with the even year prophecy.
cmxcz43
Whoosh
8
cmxb9v0
Isorok
thatHappened
3
whoosh
2014-12-16 21:58:33
It's one of the many, many inside jokes in this sub. It comes from a post not too long ago where some guy on facebook claims to have thrown apples at somebody and won the day. One of his friends commented that he should have said "How about them apples?", to which he simply replied "I did." It's a classic.
cmxcolh
Yes.
52
cmxc1y9
AManAPlanInPakistan
ImGoingToHellForThis
13
yes
2014-12-16 21:45:28
Bad writing style or just bad story line
cmxe9b0
Thatsthejoke.jpg
13
cmxe6n2
727Super27
KerbalSpaceProgram
7
thatsthejokejpg
2014-12-16 23:04:03
Yes, yes, they would have worked perfectly without an atmosphere!
cmxecm8
Yes.
10
cmxdp84
rocketman0739
books
2
yes
2014-12-16 23:09:18
Was he in the actual books explicitly? Last name and all?
cmxfko7
No
40
cmxfblt
browsermostly
unitedkingdom
8
no
2014-12-17 00:29:43
I would love to see this, and general public interaction, happen more often.
cmxfthv
not with that attitude!
8
cmxe4ui
kaninglamig
Philippines
1
notwiththatattitude
2014-12-17 00:48:36
Doing a full length film in 3 weeks. Goodluck with that.
cmxgdg0
Yes.
16
cmxg3fp
Siege-Torpedo
Eve
10
yes
2014-12-17 01:34:21
are we just making OP shit up at this point? :)
cmxgzr2
You're welcome!
10
cmxgzot
ObamaRobot
mildlyinteresting
6
you'rewelcome
2014-12-17 02:29:31
Thanks Obama.
cmxivrq
Whoosh
10
cmxis26
rwarner13
baseball
2
whoosh
2014-12-17 04:59:33
They have. Not a blockbuster but Rich Harden to Boston a few years back was canceled due to medicals.
cmxkmt9
yes.
71
cmxkiw9
Beardfac3
gaming
3
yes
2014-12-17 06:31:03
Am I the only one who doesn't get what's so great about the whole Half-Life fad?
cmxl4to
Yes.
107
cmxkyro
cazedelica
nfl
30
yes
2014-12-17 06:51:49
I'm confused, do Eagles fans like Sanchez or hate him?
cmxlk42
and my axe.
20
cmxkhmx
DesignRed
pics
11
andmyaxe
2014-12-17 07:08:46
A clever reply.
cmxlouz
Yes
9
cmxjcma
LordKirta
Naruto
4
yes
2014-12-17 07:13:48
Is this gameplay?
cmxm4vw
Yes.
8
cmxm1d3
remus989
hockey
3
yes
2014-12-17 07:30:03
LSD? Or something that makes sports teams terrible?
cmxnn4m
Not with that attitude!
14
cmxjnb8
AvocadoCake
Aleague
6
notwiththatattitude
2014-12-17 08:21:05
It's 19m x 15m It really cannot happen unfortunately.
cmxns9z
You're welcome!
8
cmxns7r
ObamaRobot
pics
2
you'rewelcome
2014-12-17 08:25:46
Thanks Obama!
cmxob9o
Mom's Spaghetti.
22
cmxoa6d
Spider939
AskReddit
5
mom'sspaghetti
2014-12-17 08:42:12
Fuck
cmxplvs
yes
8
cmxnfe6
roscos
poker
4
yes
2014-12-17 09:21:44
Can someone give me a tl;dr of this? Is it just some retard ran kinda good then ran kinda bad?
cmxpuft
thanks!!
15
cmxppaf
VeeganZombie
manga
6
thanks
2014-12-17 09:28:57
[Here ya go.](http://lmgtfy.com/?q=akihabara)
cmxq9o0
Yes.
17
cmxpbci
BlaqDove
WTF
9
yes
2014-12-17 09:41:54
Are you microwaving hotdogs or dicks?
cmxsp09
ayy lmao
13
cmxsjsx
ChicksRideMyFerry
Smite
5
ayylmao
2014-12-17 10:53:13
lmao